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Men are easy to get but hard to keep. - Mae West

Reaching high keeps a man on his toes. - Unknown

I like a man who grins when he fights. - Winston Churchill

The more a man knows, the more he forgives. - Catherine the Great

How great in number are the little-minded men. - Plautus

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A good scare is worth more to a man than good advice. - Edgar Watson Howe

The men of culture are the true apostles of equality. - Matthew Arnold

He who does not travel does not know the value of men. - Moorish Proverb

Man's main task in life is to give birth to himself. - Erich Fromm

Now and then an innocent man is sent to the legislature. - Kin Hubbard

I was born a slave, but nature gave me a soul of a free man. - Toussaint Louverture

The man who forgets to be grateful has fallen asleep in life. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Words were not given to man in order to conceal his thoughts. - Jose Saramago

The Irish forgive their great men when they are safely buried. - Unknown

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A man has no ears for that to which experience has given him no access. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

An optimist is a man who starts a crossword puzzle with a fountain pen. - Unknown

I am a woman meant for a man, but I never found a man who could compete. - Bette Davis

There was a young man from Peru
Whose limericks stopped at line two. - Unknown

The only stable state is the one in which all men are equal before the law. - Aristotle

Architect: One who drafts a plan of your house, and plans a draft of your money. - Ambrose Bierce

Few men of action have been able to make a graceful exit at the appropriate time. - Malcolm Muggeridge

We've drifted away from being fishers of men to being keepers of the aquarium. - Paul Harvey

By the time a man gets to be presidential material, he's been bought ten times over. - Gore Vidal

The root of all superstition is that men observe when a thing hits, but not when it misses. - Francis Bacon

Education without values, as useful as it is, seems rather to make man a more clever devil. - C S Lewis

Nothing is easier than self-deceit. For what each man wishes, that he also believes to be true. - Demosthenes

No guest is so welcome in a friend's house that he will not become a nuisance after three days. - Plautus

It is with books as with men: a very small number play a great part, the rest are lost in the multitude. - Voltaire

He died not for men, but for each man. If each man had been the only man made, He would have done no less. - C S Lewis

Career Woman: One who goes out and earns a man's salary instead of sitting at home and taking it away from him - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It is just like man's vanity and impertinence to call an animal dumb because it is dumb to his dull perceptions. - Mark Twain

It has been said that man is a rational animal. All my life I have been searching for evidence which could support this. - Bertrand Russell

To be perfectly just is an attribute of the divine nature; to be so to the utmost of our abilities, is the glory of man. - Joseph Addison

When a man won't listen to his conscience, it's usually because he doesn't want advice from a total stranger. - Lindsey Stewart

There comes a stage at which a man would rather die cleanly by a bullet than by the unknown terror of the phantom in the forest. - Tahir Shah

Drunkard: 1. A man who knows his capacity but gets drunk before he reaches it; 2. Human prune - the more he is soaked, the more he swells. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I'd love to see Christ come back to crush the spirit of hate and make men put down their guns. I'd also like just one more hit single. - Tiny Tim

Charity may be a very short word, but with its tremendous meaning of pure love, it sums up man's entire relation to God and to his neighbor. - Aelred of Rievaulx


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