If Men Did Housework

Men of few words are the best men. - William Shakespeare

I am not an economist. I am an honest man! - Paul McCracken

It is best for the wise man not to seem wise. - Aeschylus

The graveyards are full of indispensable men. - Charles de Gaulle

There will be no whitewash at the White House. - Richard M Nixon

A critic is a legless man who teaches running. - Channing Pollock

All men's gains are the fruit of venturing. - Herodotus

Never trust the advice of a man in difficulties. - Aesop

A man thinks he knows, but a woman knows better. - Indian Proverb

Hot flushes and mentalpause. House of ill refute. - Archie Bunker

A man is not old as long as he is seeking something. - Jean Rostand

No sooner said than done - so acts your man of worth. - Quintus Ennius

A wise man will make more opportunities than he finds. - Francis Bacon

I have so much hair, I have a separate wig closet in my house. - Sherri Shepherd

The market is a place set apart where men may deceive each other. - Anarchasis

Do not judge a man until you have walked two moons in his moccasins. - Native American Proverb

The man who wakes up and finds himself famous hasn't been asleep. - Unknown

Love is what happens to men and women who don’t know each other. - W Somerset Maugham

Leadership consists of picking good men and helping them do their best. - Chester W Mimitz

The only stable state is the one in which all men are equal before the law. - Aristotle

The great and glorious masterpiece of man is to know how to live to purpose. - Michel de Montaigne

Good resolutions are simply checks that men draw on a bank where they have no account. - Oscar Wilde

Men do not quit playing because they grow old; they grow old because they quit playing. - Oliver W. Holmes

A man's feet should be planted in his country, but his eyes should survey the world. - George Santayana

Every moment and every event of every man's life on earth plants something in his soul. - Thomas Merton

Maybe I'd like to run around the house in my drawers, and with her here, I felt inhabited. - Archie Bunker

Said the daughter: "I don't have to help my Mom with the housework. She knows how." - Unknown

If you marry a man who cheats on his wife, you'll be married to a man who cheats on his wife. - Ann Landers

The man who reads nothing at all is better educated than the man who reads nothing but newspapers. - Thomas Jefferson

Often statistics are used as a drunken man uses lamp posts… for support rather than illumination. - Andrew Lang

The first method for estimating the intelligence of a ruler is to look at the men he has around him. - Niccolo Machiavelli

I think Nature's imagination is so much greater than man's, she's never gonna let us relax! - Richard P Feynman

There is one kind of robber whom the law does not strike at, and who steals what is most precious to men: time. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Some men storm imaginary Alps all their lives, and die in the foothills cursing difficulties which do not exist. - Edgar W Howe

Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves. - Albert Einstein

A little House well fill'd, a little Field well till'd, and a little Wife well will'd, are great Riches. - Benjamin Franklin

It has been said that man is a rational animal. All my life I have been searching for evidence which could support this. - Bertrand Russell

Psychiatrists say it's not good for man to keep too much to himself. The Internal Revenue Service says the same thing. - Harold Smith

There are many humorous things in the world: among them the white man's notion that he is less savage than the other savages. - Mark Twain

Perhaps women have always been in closer contact with reality than men: it would seem to be the just recompense for being deprived of idealism. - Germaine Greer