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No man was ever wise by chance. - Seneca

Men of few words are the best men. - William Shakespeare

He was a wise man who invented God. - Plato

Man is by nature a political animal. - Aristotle

Wise is the man who knows he has enough. - Unknown

Show me a sane man and I will cure him for you. - Carl Jung

All men are Jews, except they don't know it. - Bernard Malamud

Women want love to be a novel. Men, a short story. - Daphne du Maurier

There are lessons to be learned from a stupid man. - Horace

The men of culture are the true apostles of equality. - Matthew Arnold

In the kingdom of the blind, the one-eyed man is king. - Erasmus

Through pain I've learned to comfort suffering men. - Virgil

He's got that big house to maintain in San Clemency. - Archie Bunker

A weeping man and a smiling woman are not to be trusted. - Indian Proverb

You will never get lessons on swimming from a drowning man. - Unknown

Every decent man is ashamed of the government he lives under. - H L Mencken

No man really becomes a fool until he stops asking questions. - Charles P. Steinmetz

A house with old furniture has no need of ghosts to be haunted. - Hope Mirrlees

I cannot trust a man to control others who cannot control himself. - Robert E Lee

Stewardship is what a man does after he says, 'I believe.' - WH Greeveries

A man is already halfway in love with any woman who listens to him. - Brendan Francis

The only man who makes no mistakes is the man who never does anything. - Theodore Roosevelt

Am I afraid of high notes? Of course I am afraid. What sane man is not? - Luciano Pavarotti

The man who never makes a mistake always takes orders from one who does. - Unknown

I have never in my life learned anything from any man who agreed with me. - Dudley Field Malone

With birds flying around, man's desire for having wings rises to infinite. - Mehmet M Ildan

So finally, the great Jefferson, who always reclined to cross my freshhold is into the house. - Archie Bunker

For a man to achieve all that is demanded of him he must regard himself as greater than he is. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

That man is prudent who neither hopes nor fears anything from the uncertain events of the future. - Anatole France

Even a wise man knows doubt from time to time, it is the fool who allows it to rule his judgement. - Jennifer Hudock

No guest is so welcome in a friend's house that he will not become a nuisance after three days. - Plautus

As Man alone, Jesus could not have saved us; As God alone, He would not; Made flesh, He could and did. - Malcolm Muggeridge

I think Nature's imagination is so much greater than man's, she's never gonna let us relax! - Richard P Feynman

A poet can write about a man slaying a dragon, but not about a man pushing a button that releases a bomb. - W H Auden

God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time. - Robin Williams

Men of genius do not excel in any profession because they labor in it, but they labor in it because they excel. - William Hazlitt

That men do not learn very much from the lessons of history is the most important of all the lessons of history. - Aldous Huxley

I wore a thong and a bra and a wig. Those things hurt. I mean, thongs? Like, they dig in. It takes a tough man to be a woman. - Hank Azaria

A man who cannot work without his hypodermic needle is a poor doctor. The amount of narcotic you use is inversely proportional to your skill. - Martin H. Fischer

Not every man can carry a full cup. Sudden elevation frequently leads to pride and a fall. The most exacting test of all is to survive prosperity. - Oswald Sanders

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