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Man is what he believes. - Anton Chekov

A wise man once said nothing. - Unknown

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Golden dreams make men awake hungry. - Proverb

Water is the only drink for a wise man. - Henry David Thoreau

Other men lived to eat, while he ate to live. - Socrates

When good men die, their goodness does not perish. - Euripides

Now, now my good man, this is no time for making enemies. - Voltaire

A great city is that which has the greatest men and women. - Walt Whitman

He taught me housekeeping; when I divorce I keep the house. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

Ceremony: The invention of wise men to keep fools at a distance - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The friend is the man who knows all about you, and still likes you. - Elbert Hubbard

An intellectual is a man who doesn't know how to park his bike. - Spiro T. Agnew

Men are my hobby. If I ever got married, I'd have to give it up. - Mae West

Dream no small dreams for they have no power to move the hearts of men. - Goethe

I never know whether to pity or congratulate a man on coming to his sense. - William Makepeace Thackeray

When a good man is hurt, all who would be called good must suffer with him. - Euripides

Man either goes forward in imagination or remains imprisoned in his senses. - Unknown

Now there's a man with an open mind - you can feel the breeze from here. - Groucho Marx

Reading maketh a full man, conference a ready man, and writing an exact man. - Francis Bacon

It's called MENOPAUSE for a reason... MEN should PAUSE before they speak! - Unknown

A daughter needs a dad to be the standard against which she will judge all men. - Gregory E Lang

The significance of a man is not in what he attains but in what he longs to attain. - Kahlil Gibran

An intellectual is a man who takes more words than necessary to tell more than he knows. - Dwight D Eisenhower

Hard men present hard choices - none more so than Vladimir Putin, the President of Russia. - Hillary Clinton

See how the boy is with his sister and you can know how the man will be with your daughter. - Sioux Proverb

The wisdom of man never yet contrived a system of taxation that would operate with perfect equality. - Andrew Jackson

It has been the cross which has revealed to good men that their goodness has not been good enough. - Richard J Neuhaus

The man who views the world at fifty the same as he did at twenty has wasted thirty years of his life. - Muhammad Ali

The gentle mind by gentle deeds is known. For a man by nothing is so well betrayed, as by his manners. - Edmund Spenser

Biographies are but the clothes and buttons of the man. The biography of the man himself cannot be written. - Mark Twain

The greatest men sometimes overshoot themselves, but then their very mistakes are so many lessons of instruction. - Tom Browne

There's nothing to match curling up with a good book when there's a repair job to be done around the house. - Joe Ryan

If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him... is he still wrong? - George Carlin

Who is the happiest man? He who is alive to the merit of others, and can rejoice in their enjoyment as if it were his own. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

With my old man I got no respect. I asked him, "How can I get my kite in the air?" He told me to run off a cliff. - Rodney Dangerfield

Hockey on roller skates is like MMA in a bounce house: the elements are there, but the medium makes the whole thing ridiculous. - David Walton

The majority of men meet with failure because of their lack of persistence in creating new plans to take the place of those which fail. - Napoleon Hill

Ultimately, America's answer to the intolerant man is diversity, the very diversity which our heritage of religious freedom has inspired. - Robert F. Kennedy

Homosexuality in Russia is a crime and the punishment is seven years in prison, locked up with the other men. There is a three year waiting list. - Yakov Smirnoff


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