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Education is the art of making man ethical. - Georg Hegel

Until Eve arrived, this was a man's world. - Richard Armour

Go West, young man, and grow up with the country. - Horace Greeley

Though you break your heart, men will go on as before. - Marcus Aurelius

For a just man falleth seven times, and riseth up again. - Proverbs 24:16

Everyone wishes that the man whom he fears would perish. - Ovid

A man who is intimate with God is not intimidated by man. - Leonard Ravenhill

A man is not old until his regrets take the place of dreams. - Yiddish proverb

A little nonsense now and then, is cherished by the wisest men. - Ronald Dahl

The man who has no inner life is the slave of his surroundings. - Henri Amiel

I respect a man who knows how to spell a word more than one way. - Mark Twain

A man who's intoxicated all the time doesn't need sympathy. - WC Fields

As long as she thinks of a man, nobody objects to a woman thinking. - Virginia Woolf

It is absurd that a man should rule others, who cannot rule himself. - Latin Proverb

A liberal is a man who is willing to spend somebody else's money. - Carter Glass

A man is never so on trial as in the moment of excessive good fortune. - Lew Wallace

Luck is not something you can mention in the presence of self-made men. - E.B. White

A cynic is a man who knows the price of everything and the value of nothing. - Oscar Wilde

The four stages of man are infancy, childhood, adolescence, and obsolescence. - Art Linkletter

We like a man to come right out and say what he thinks - if we agree with him. - Mark Twain

The evil that men do lives after them; the good is oft interred with their bones. - William Shakespeare

Democracy is the process by which people choose the man who'll get the blame. - Bertrand Russell

A psychiatrist is a man who goes to Les Folies Bergere and looks at the audience. - Mervyn Stockwood

A truly rich man is one whose children run into his arms when his hands are empty. - Unknown

My mom said the only reason men are alive is for lawn care and vehicle maintenance. - Tim Allen

Men do not quit playing because they grow old; they grow old because they quit playing. - Oliver W. Holmes

An expert is a man who has made all the mistakes which can be made in a very narrow field. - Niels Bohr

When a man commits the same crime twice, and is not punished, it seems to him permissible. - Talmud

People say satire is dead. It's not dead; it's alive and living in the White House. - Robin Williams

A conservative is a man who wants the rules changed so no one can make a pile the way he did. - Gregory Nunn

Art is the right hand of nature. The latter has only given us being, the former has made us men. - Friedrich Schiller

The man who reads nothing at all is better educated than the man who reads nothing but newspapers. - Thomas Jefferson

I think women are foolish to pretend they are equal to men - they are far superior and always have been. - William Golding

The man who can keep a secret may be wise, but he is not half as wise as the man with no secrets to keep. - E W Howe

Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves. - Albert Einstein

It is one of the most beautiful compensations of this life that no man can sincerely try to help another without helping himself. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A slave has but one master; an ambitious man has as many masters as there are people who may be useful in bettering his position. - Jean de La Bruyere

I am quite sure now that often in matters concerning religion and politics, a man's reasoning powers are not above the monkeys. - Mark Twain

If your house is really a mess and a stranger comes to the door, greet him with, "Who could have done this? We have no enemies." - Phyllis Diller

Cannibal: 1. One who is fed up with people; 2. A person who walks into a restaurant and orders a waiter; 3. One who loves his fellow man with gravy. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com


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