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Hire character. Train skill. - Peter Schutz

Character, not circumstances, makes the man. - Booker T. Washington

Compromises are for relationships, not wine. - Robert S Caywood

Character is much easier kept than recovered. - Thomas Paine

Assumptions are the termites of relationships. - Henry Winkler

Weakness of attitude becomes weakness of character. - Albert Einstein

The real character of a man is found out by his amusements. - Joshua Reynolds

A man's manner to a certain extent indicates his character. - Samuel Smiles

Courage combined with integrity is the foundation of character. - Brian Tracy

It is easy to be nice, even to an enemy - from lack of character. - Dag Hammarskjold

Underneath this flabby exterior is an enormous lack of character. - Oscar Levant

Fame usually comes to those who are thinking about something else. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

I don't really get romance. Bring me fish or moose, not flowers. - Eden Robinson

It is of little traits that the greatest human character is composed. - William Winter

Most women are afraid of clowns, but somehow end up still dating one. - Unknown

Fame was like a drug. But what was even more like a drug were the drugs. - Homer Simpson

While your circumstances are beyond your control, your character is not. - John C Maxwell

Success is the only motivational factor that a boy with character needs. - Woody Hayes

The most important thing in communication is hearing what isn't said. - Peter F Drucker

Find someone who will change your life, not just your relationship status. - Abdul'Rauf Hashmi

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. - Sharon Stone

Nothing arouses ambition so much as the trumpet clang of another's fame. - Baltasar Gracian

The world may take your reputation from you, but it cannot take your character. - Emma Dunham Kelley

No matter how much fame and fortune you achieve, don't get wrapped up in yourself. - Dal Richards

Love and respect are the most important aspects of parenting, and of all relationships. - Jodie Foster

People seem not to see that their opinion of the world is also a confession of character. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

It requires less character to discover the faults of others than is does to tolerate them. - J. Petit Senn

Shady Character: A fellow who snoozes in a hammock under a tree while his wife mows the lawn - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

This I conceive to be the chemical function of humor: to change the character of our thought. - Lin Yutang

Great acting is being able to create a character. Great character is being able to be yourself. - John Leguizamo

Talent is God-given. Be humble. Fame is man-given. Be thankful. Conceit is self-given. Be careful. - Harvey Mackay

Character is that which reveals moral purposes, exposing the class of things man chooses or avoids. - Aristotle

You learn more from failure than from success. Don't let it stop you. Failure builds character. - Unknown

Every human being is intended to have a character of his own; to be what no others are, and to do what no other can do. - William Henry Channing

The Internet is the most important single development in the history of human communication since the invention of call waiting. - Dave Barry

It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker

Never design your character like a garden where anyone can walk. Design your character like the sky where everyone's desire is to reach. - Unknown

More people watch television and get their information that way than read books. I find new technology and new ways of communication very exciting. - Stephen Covey

Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There's no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere. - Groucho Marx

Forgiveness is the best form of love in any relationship. It takes a strong person to say they're sorry, and an even stronger person to forgive. - Yolanda Hadid


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