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'Line' Dancers

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'Line' Dancers thanks to Pam Weiler

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Dancing is silent poetry. - Simonides

Surfing is attitude dancing. - Gerry Lopez

A child's first teacher is its mother. - Peng Liyuan

Infancy conforms to nobody; all conform to it. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing. - Clive James

Ever notice how baby shampoo smells like spring? - Toni Sorenson

We can dance on pinheads till the cows come home. - Alastair Campbell

I should not believe in a God who does not dance. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

No one should have to dance backwards all their lives. - Jill Ruckelshaus

A child can ask questions that a wise man cannot answer. - Unknown

There are short-cuts to happiness, and dancing is one of them. - Vicki Baum

Mick Jagger could French-kiss a moose. He has child-bearing lips. - Joan Rivers

Ma-ma does everything for the baby, who responds by saying Da-da first. - Mignon McLaughlin

Back then the women had babies, which they called in them days, begatten. - Archie Bunker

As a child, I was more afraid of tetanus shots than, for example, Dracula. - Dave Barry

Kids: they dance before they learn there is anything that isn't music. - William Stafford

I don't want people who want to dance; I want people who have to dance. - George Balanchine

Four very powerful words to say to your child: "I believe in you." - Kevin Heath

There was never a child so lovely but his mother was glad to get him to sleep. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Dance isn't something that can be explained in words; it has to be danced. - Paige Arden

A characteristic of the normal child is he doesn't act that way very often. - Unknown

Dancing is the only art of which we ourselves are the stuff of which it is made. - Ted Shawn

Who is more foolish, the child afraid of the dark or the man afraid of the light? - Maurice Freehill

The child who is not embraced by the village will burn it down to feel its warmth. - African Proverb

I am the indoctrinated child of two lapsed Irish Catholics. Which is to say: I am not religious. - Meghan O'Rourke

We ought to dance with rapture that we might be alive... and part of the living, incarnate cosmos. - D.H. Lawrence

You can't dance at two weddings at the same time; nor can you sit on two horses with one behind. - Yiddish Proverb

This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a hammer. - Will Rogers

Dance as if no one's watching, sing as if no one's listening, and live everyday as if it were your last. - Irish Proverb

I don't think much of a dance step where the girl looks like she was being carried out of a burning building. - Kin Hubbard

Milk is the drink of babies, tea the drink of women, water the drink of beasts, and wine is the drink of the gods. - John S Blackie

There's no such thing as a tough child - if you parboil them first for seven hours, they always come out tender. - WC Fields

Menopause: because nature decided that pregnancy, labor, delivery, breastfeeding, and stretch marks wasn't enough. - Unknown

Children are smarter than any of us. Know how I know that? I don't know one child with a full time job and children. - Bill Hicks

Look inside. That way lies dancing to the melodies spun out by your own heart. This is a symphony. All the rest are jingles. - Anna Quindlen

One of the signs of passing youth is the birth of a sense of fellowship with other human beings as we take our place among them. - Virginia Woolf

No one ever wants to see his or her name linked to anything bad. Conscience is like a baby. It has to go to sleep before you can. - Harvey Mackay

I think, at a child's birth, if a mother could ask a fairy godmother to endow it with the most useful gift, that gift should be curiosity. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Our babies are like penguins; penguin babies can't exist unless more than one person is taking care of them. They just can't keep going. - Alison Gopnik

The universe lies before you on the floor, in the mysterious bodies of your dancers, in your mind. From this voyage no one returns poor or weary. - Agnes de Mille


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