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Newfie Cab Driver - Can You Guess His Number?

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Friendship is a sheltering tree. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

Illusion is the first of all pleasures. - Oscar Wilde

Inflation: everyone's illusion of wealth - Unknown

Work spares us from three evils: boredom, vice, and need. - Voltaire

The success that the Tolkien books had redefined modern fantasy. - George R.R. Martin

Work banishes those three great evils: boredom, vice, and poverty. - Voltaire

I ordered a bed from IKEA and they sent me a tree trunk and a saw. - Eileen Curtright

It is the starved imagination, not the well-nourished, that is afraid. - E.M. Forster

I always thought a yard was three feet, then I started mowing the lawn. - C.E. Cowman

Never marry anyone you could not sit next to during a three-day bus trip. - Roger Ebert

Every great advance in science has issued from a new audacity of imagination. - John Dewey

Three o'clock is always too late or too early for anything you want to do. - Jean-Paul Sartre

Imagination is everything. It is the preview of life's coming attractions. - Albert Einstein

I require only three things of a man. He must be handsome, ruthless, and stupid. - Dorothy Parker

Three problems we have: lack of boundaries, insufficient language, incompletions. - Thomas Leonard

Film is one of the three universal languages, the other two: mathematics and music. - Frank Capra

If a man watches three football games in a row, he should be declared legally dead. - Erma Bombeck

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

Imagination, of course, can open any door - turn the key and let terror walk right in. - Truman Capote

I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living. - Dr. Seuss

I'm thankful for the three ounce Ziploc bag, so that I have somewhere to put my savings. - Paula Poundstone

Mental health problems do not affect three or four out of every five persons but one out of one. - William Menninger

Closed in a room, my imagination becomes the universe, and the rest of the world is missing out. - Criss Jami

For a war to be just three conditions are necessary - public authority, just cause, right motive. - Ernest Hemingway

Why would anyone expect him to come out smarter? He went to prison for three years, not Princeton. - Dan Duva

Dreams or illusions, call them what you will, they lift us from the commonplace of life to better things. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

A certificate of live birth is not the same thing by any stretch of the imagination as a birth certificate. - Donald Trump

There are three ways to get something done: do it yourself, employ someone, or forbid your children to do it. - Mona Crane

The mathematician is entirely free, within the limits of the imagination, to construct what worlds he pleases. - J.W.N. Sullivan

If you must play, decide on three things at the start: the rules of the game, the stakes, and the quitting time. - Chinese Proverb

Baseball is the only field of endeavor where a man can succeed three times out of ten and be considered a good performer. - Ted Williams

Without leaps of imagination or dreaming, we lose the excitement of possibilities. Dreaming, after all, is a form of planning. - Gloria Steinem

One supreme fact which I have discovered is that it is not willpower but imagination that creates. Imagination creates reality. - Richard Wagner

On my income tax 1040 it says, "Check this box if you are blind." I wanted to put a check mark about three inches away. - Tom Lehrer

We would rather be ruined than changed. We would rather die in our dread than climb the cross of the moment and let our illusions die. - W H Auden

My imagination persisted in sticking horrors into the dark- so I stuck my imagination into the dark instead, and let it look out at me. - F Scott Fitzgerald

Three things you cannot recover in life: the WORD after it's said, the MOMENT after it's missed, and the TIME after it's gone. - Unknown

Running! If there's any activity happier, more exhilarating, more nourishing to the imagination, I can't imagine what it might be. - Joyce Carol Oates

All truth passes through three stages. First, it is ridiculed. Second, it is violently opposed. Third, it is accepted as being self-evident. - Arthur Schopenhauer

Homosexuality in Russia is a crime and the punishment is seven years in prison, locked up with the other men. There is a three year waiting list. - Yakov Smirnoff


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