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Newfie Cab Driver - Can You Guess His Number?

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Newfie Cab Driver - Can You Guess His Number? thanks to Martin Grosse

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Everyone needs a fantasy. - Andy Warhol

Palm Tree: A tree with hands - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A little axe can cut down a big tree. - Jamaican Saying

Imagination means nothing without doing. - Charlie Chaplin

Imagination is more important than knowledge. - Albert Einstein

Before imagination can flow, you must let go. - Unknown

Noise creates illusions. Silence brings truth. - Maxime Lagace

Happiness is not an ideal of reason, but imagination. - Immanuel Kant

The heart of an Irishman is nothing but his imagination. - George Bernard Shaw

What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy

There are three constants in life: change, choice and principles. - Stephen Covey

Good teaching is one-fourth preparation and three-fourths theater. - Gail Godwin

I always had a fantasy of being a chef, because I like kitchen life. - Geoffrey Rush

If a tree falls in the forest and no one hears, does it make a sound? - Unknown

Family Tree: The only tree whose branches seek the shelter of its roots - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Design is about discipline and reality, not about fantasy beyond reality. - Albert Hadley

Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly. - Morticia Addams

When it's three o'clock in New York, it's still 1938 in London. - Bette Midler

Everyone has three lives: a public life; a private life; and a secret life. - Unknown

Here you leave today and enter the world of yesterday, tomorrow, and fantasy. - Walt Disney

To succeed in life, you need three things: a wishbone, a backbone, and a funnybone. - Reba McEntire

Film is one of the three universal languages, the other two: mathematics and music. - Frank Capra

There are three kinds of mathematicians: those who can count and those who can't. - Joe-kster

Quartet: 1. Four guys who think the other three sing off-key; 2. The sum of two pints. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

For three days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off. - Johnny Carson

Transplanting the ballet to the United States is like trying to raise a palm tree in Dakota. - Lincoln Kirsten

I'm thankful for the three ounce Ziploc bag, so that I have somewhere to put my savings. - Paula Poundstone

Humans need fantasy to be human. To be the place where the falling angel meets the rising ape. - Terry Pratchett

Why would anyone expect him to come out smarter? He went to prison for three years, not Princeton. - Dan Duva

To get something done a committee should consist of no more than three men, two of whom are absent. - Robert Copeland

My grandmother was a very tough woman. She buried three husbands, and two of them were just napping. - Rita Rudner

Bountiful: What Captain Bligh declared after learning that one more breadfruit tree would sink his ship - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can't remember the other two... - Norman Wisdom

Three grand essentials to happiness in this life are something to do, something to love, and something to hope for. - Joseph Addison

It's in the democratic citizen's nature to be like a leaf that doesn't believe in the tree it's part of. - David Foster Wallace

Toy Soldiers was my introduction to film. I certainly didn't think I was doing art by any stretch of the imagination. - Tim Robbins

The most dangerous person of the world is a member of the United States Congress just home from a three-day fact-finding trip. - Johnny Isakson

Three rules of work: Out of clutter, find simplicity. From discord, find harmony. In the middle of difficulty lies opportunity. - Albert Einstein

Once in your life you need a doctor, a lawyer, a policeman, and a preacher... but every day, three times a day, you need a farmer. - Brenda Schaepp

Homosexuality in Russia is a crime and the punishment is seven years in prison, locked up with the other men. There is a three year waiting list. - Yakov Smirnoff


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