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Newfie Cab Driver - Can You Guess His Number?

Something that does grow on trees in Newfoundland

Newfie Cab Driver - Can You Guess His Number? thanks to Martin Grosse

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You have to hold onto your fantasy. - Betsey Johnson

Live out of your imagination, not your history. - Stephen R. Covey

Three wishes - no substitutes, exchanges or refunds. - Robin Williams

Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. - H L Mencken

The possible's slow fuse is lit by the imagination. - Emily Dickinson

Life without love is like a tree without blossoms or fruit. - Khalil Gibran

Native ability without education is like a tree without fruit. - Aristippus

The English have three vegetables and two of them are cabbage. - Walter Page

Character is the root of the tree; conduct, the fruit it bears. - E.M. Bounds

The imagination imitates. It is the critical spirit that creates. - Oscar Wilde

I ordered a bed from IKEA and they sent me a tree trunk and a saw. - Eileen Curtright

Keep a green tree in your heart and perhaps a singing bird will come. - Chinese Proverb

A man loses his illusions first, his teeth second, and his follies last. - Helen Rowland

Where beams of imagination play,
The memory's soft figures melt away. - Alexander Pope

Southerners are so devoted to genealogy that we see a family tree under every bush. - Florence King

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

There are three periods in life: youth, middle age, and 'how well you look.' - Nelson Rockefeller

For three days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off. - Johnny Carson

The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants. - Thomas Jefferson

My idea of walking into the jaws of death is marrying some woman who'd lost three husbands. - Kin Hubbard

And will you succeed? Yes indeed, yes indeed! Ninety-eight and three-quarters percent guaranteed! - Dr. Seuss

He's so full of alcohol, if you put a lighted wick in his mouth he'd burn for three days. - Groucho Marx

No guest is so welcome in a friend's house that he will not become a nuisance after three days. - Plautus

Our fears are more numerous than our dangers, and we suffer more in our imagination than in reality. - Seneca

If you turn the imagination loose like a hunting dog, it will often return with the bird in its mouth. - William Maxwell

The reason there are so many tree-lined boulevards in Paris is so the German army can march in the shade. - George S Patton

The imagination exercises a powerful influence over every act of sense, thought, reason, over every idea. - Latin Proverb

Music gives a soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination, and life to everything. - Plato

Life is like a taxi. The meter just keeps a-ticking whether you are getting somewhere or just standing still. - Lou Erickso

An expert problem solver must be endowed with two incompatible qualities: a restless imagination and a patient pertinacity. - Howard Eves

For my last meal, I'd want an Irish breakfast with soda bread and one of my dad's omelettes with three or four eggs. - Erin O'Connor

One of the greatest things about the sport of surfing is that you need only three things: your body, a surfboard, and a wave. - Naima Green

They invented the three-day bank holiday weekend because you can't lump all the bad weather into just Saturday and Sunday. - Unknown

Three rules of work: Out of clutter, find simplicity. From discord, find harmony. In the middle of difficulty lies opportunity. - Albert Einstein

Hunters will tell you that a moose is a wily and ferocious forest creature. Nonsense. A moose is a cow drawn by a three-year-old. - Bill Bryson

There are always three speeches, for every one you actually gave. The one you practiced, the one you gave, and the one you wish you gave. - Dale Carnegie

Few people think more than two or three times a year; I have made an international reputation for myself by thinking once or twice a week. - George Bernard Shaw

Music is amoral law. It gives soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination, and charm and gaiety to life and to everything. - Plato

Love is like the wild-rose briar, friendship like the holly-tree. The holly is dark when the rose-briar blooms, but which will bloom most constantly? - Emily Bronte

Censorship is never over for those who have experienced it. It is a brand on the imagination that affects the individual who has suffered it, forever. - Noam Chomsky


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