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Travel, of course, narrows the mind. - Malcolm Muggeridge

People will travel anywhere for good food. - Rene Redzepi

A wise traveler never despises his own country. - Carlo Goldoni

Many will travel and knowledge will be increased. - Francis Bacon

I wouldn't let him touch me with a ten-foot pole. - Mae West

Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks. - Steven Wright

I think crime pays. The hours are good, and you travel a lot. - Woody Allen

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I don't own a camera, so I travel with a police sketch artist. - George Carlin

A good traveler has no fixed plans and is not intent upon arriving. - Lao-tzu

The world is a book and those who do not travel read only one page. - St. Augustine

There are no foreign lands. It is the traveler only who is foreign. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Too long they've been gettin' the short end of the totem pole. - Archie Bunker

Life is a storybook, and those who do not travel only read but a page. - Ravi Zacharias

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In America there are two classes of travel - first class, and with children. - Robert Benchley

Optimism and self-pity are the positive and negative poles of modern cowardice. - Cyril Connolly

Airplane travel is nature's way of making you look like your passport photo. - Al Gore

There are two kind of air travel in the United States, first class and third world. - Bobby Slayton

Too often travel, instead of broadening the mind, merely lengthens the conversation. - Elizabeth Drew

Our deeds still travel with us from afar, and what we have been makes us what we are. - George Eliot

Writing and travel broaden your ass if not your mind and I like to write standing up. - Ernest Hemingway

I want to be the reason you look down at your phone and smile. Then walk into a pole. - Unknown

A lie can travel halfway around the world while the truth is still putting on its shoes. - Jonathan Swift

While armchair travelers dream of going places, traveling armchairs dream of staying put. - Anne Tyler

Why endeavor to straighten the road of life? The faster we travel, the less there is to see. - Helen Hayes

Like all great travelers, I have seen more than I remember, and remember more than I have seen. - Benjamin Disraeli

Artists are blessed to travel all over the world. They see the trends before they even come out. - Tina Knowles

Tourists don't know where they've been, travelers don't know where they're going. - Paul Theroux

Though we travel the world over to find the beautiful, we must carry it with us or we find it not. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read in the train. - Oscar Wilde

If people concentrated on the really important things in life, there'd be a shortage of fishing poles. - Doug Larson

I travel without barely any luggage. Just a second set of underwear and binoculars and a map and a toothbrush. - Werner Herzog

To read a writer is for me not merely to get an idea of what he says, but to go off with him and travel in his company. - Andre Gide

Oh my. Space travel sounds rather perilous. I can assure you they will never get me on one of those dreadful Star Ships. - C-3PO

Own only what you can always carry with you: know languages, know countries, know people. Let your memory be your travel bag. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

Every street in London has a camera, and if you ever travel up the M4, it feels as if George Orwell should be your chauffeur. - Don McCullin

Integrity will take a leader farther than any other quality. If you would travel far and do much as a leader, never compromise your integrity. - John C Maxwell

New Year's Day ... now is the accepted time to make your regular annual good resolutions. Next week you can begin paving hell with them as usual. - Mark Twain