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The people of Texas want us to secede! - William Clements

Use a little of your horse's sense. - Archie Bunker

Life looks better from the back of a horse. - Unknown

Few girls are as well shaped as a good horse. - Christopher Morley

A unicorn is just a horse with a point of view. - Ron Sexsmith

Care, and not fine stables, makes a good horse. - Danish Proverb

Texas is a hotbed of insanely good bands and musicians. - Henry Rollins

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him float. - Unknown

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him drink. - English Proverb

Don't worry about the horse being blind, just load the wagon. - John Madden

The folks in Mississippi are saying, 'Thank God for Texas.' - Kinky Friedman

It's too late to close the stable door after the horse has bolted. - French Proverb

When a police officer tells you to stay in the car, you stay in the car. - Reese Witherspoon

We also sleep in separate beds. Hers is in California and mine is in Texas. - Red Skelton

Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people. - WC Fields

News events are like Texas weather. If you don't like it, wait a minute. - Jessica Savitch

It's hard to lead a cavalry charge if you think you look funny on a horse. - Adlai Stevenson

In fifty years, he never worked a day. To him, nine to five was odds on a horse. - Archie Bunker

The landscape of Texas is in all my work. It's that light; it's that sky. - Robert Wilson

Take care to sell your horse before he dies. The art of life is passing losses on. - Robert Frost

Texas has yet to learn submission to any oppression, come from what source it may. - Sam Houston

To God I speak Spanish, to women Italian, to men French, and to my horse - German. - Emperor Charles V

Some people play a horse to win, some to place. I should have bet this horse to live. - Henny Youngman

You've got to concentrate on one idea. You can't ride a horse with two asses. - Joe Segal

The one thing I do not want to be called is First Lady. It sounds like a saddle horse. - Jacqueline Kennedy

I thought I knew Texas pretty well, but I had no notion of its size until I campaigned it. - Ann Richards

I'm from Texas, and one of the reasons I like Texas is because there's no one in control. - Willie Nelson

It is not best that we should all think alike; it is differences of opinion that make horse races. - Mark Twain

A definite purpose, like blinders on a horse, inevitably narrows its possessor's point of view. - Robert Frost

Bond reflected that good Americans were fine people and that most of them seemed to come from Texas. - Ian Fleming

I don't think I'm a celebrity. I'm just a guy from east Texas who loves cars and airplanes. - Carroll Shelby

When I make a vow to God, then I would suggest to you that's even stronger than a handshake in Texas. - Rick Perry

You might be a redneck if your wheelbarrow breaks and it takes four relatives to figure out how to fix it. - Jeff Foxworthy

Like the old adverb, "you can lead a gift horse to the water but ya can't look in his mouth." - Archie Bunker

Women are like the police. They could have all the evidence in the world, but they still want the confession. - Chris Rock

You can take the girl out of Texas but not the Texas out of the girl and ultimately not the girl out of Texas. - Janine Turner

I haven't reported my missing credit card to the police because whoever stole it is spending less than my wife. - Ilie Nastase

The reason gas prices are so high is because the oil is in Texas and Oklahoma and all the dipsticks are in Washington. - Yakov Smirnoff

At the end of a marathon, it's going to hurt whether you're speeding up or slowing down. You may as well push. - Summer Sanders

If you want to surf, move to Hawaii. If you like to shop, move to New York. If you like acting and Hollywood, move to California. But if you like college football, move to Texas. - Ricky Williams


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