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Horse ovaries (hors d'oeuvres) - Archie Bunker

Installment: Putting a horse in his stall - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You can always tell a Texan, but not much. - Unknown

I never saw anything funnier than Texas politics. - Molly Ivins

Marry me and I'll never look at another horse! - Groucho Marx

The police are recruited from the criminal classes. - Gore Vidal

I had the best buffalo horse that ever made a track. - Buffalo Bill

An orator without judgment is a horse without a bridle. - Theophrastus

Centaur: A man with a horse where his pants ought to be - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Wiener: The first to cross the line in a Mexican horse race - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight, and bull-strong. - Unknown

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him float. - Unknown

The only thing worse than beating a dead horse is betting on one. - Relient K

Don't worry about the horse being blind, just load the wagon. - John Madden

In Texas it's always hot, dry, sunny, not a cloud in the sky. - Piper Perabo

The wagon rests in winter, the sleigh in summer, the horse never. - Yiddish Proverb

A lame cat is better than a swift horse when rats infest the palace. - Chinese Proverb

It's too late to close the stable door after the horse has bolted. - French Proverb

When a police officer tells you to stay in the car, you stay in the car. - Reese Witherspoon

Sleeping is my drug; my bed is my dealer; and my alarm clock is the police. - Unknown

News events are like Texas weather. If you don't like it, wait a minute. - Jessica Savitch

The police are not here to create disorder, they;re here to preserve disorder. - Richard J Daley

The landscape of Texas is in all my work. It's that light; it's that sky. - Robert Wilson

Perspective is to painting what the bridle is to the horse, the rudder to a ship. - Leonardo da Vinci

Sherbet: 1. A horse that can't lose; 2. A tip on a horse race or sporting event. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Half of the failures in life come from pulling one’s horse when he is leaping. - Thomas Hood

A horse gallops with his lungs, perseveres with his heart, and wins with his character. - Tesio

I thought I knew Texas pretty well, but I had no notion of its size until I campaigned it. - Ann Richards

Thank you, horseradish, for being neither a radish nor a horse. What you are is a liar food. - Jimmy Fallon

There's only two people in your life you should lie to... the police and your girlfriend. - Jack Nicholson

Texas could exist without the United States but the United States cannot exist without Texas. - Sam Houston

The definition of insanity in Texas is so insane that it's impossible to be insane in Texas. - Malcolm McDowell

The police feel that most of the public are against them and that there is a lot of bad feeling. - Peter James

I'm from Texas, and one of the reasons I like Texas is because there's no one in control. - Willie Nelson

A police force, wherever they are, is made up of amazing people, and I respect them a great deal. - Nancy McKeon

Bond reflected that good Americans were fine people and that most of them seemed to come from Texas. - Ian Fleming

When I make a vow to God, then I would suggest to you that's even stronger than a handshake in Texas. - Rick Perry

Women are like the police. They could have all the evidence in the world, but they still want the confession. - Chris Rock

Do you ever get halfway through eating a horse and go, 'You know, I'm not as hungry as I thought I was'? - Tim Vinel

At the end of a marathon, it's going to hurt whether you're speeding up or slowing down. You may as well push. - Summer Sanders


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