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Shopping is my cardio. - Carrie Bradshaw

Some leaders are born women. - Unknown

A leader is a dealer in hope. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Procrastination is the thief of time. - Edward Young

Great leaders know when to step aside. - Tara J Frank

Good leaders must first become good servants. - Robert K Greenleaf

Politics is just show business for ugly people. - Jay Leno

No leader can be too far ahead of his followers. - Eleanor Roosevelt

The great leaders have always stage-managed their effects. - Charles de Gaulle

Would you want to do business with a person who was 99% honest? - Sydney Madwed

A true leader is one who is humble enough to admit their mistakes. - Unknown

To be successful in show business, all you need are fifty good breaks. - Walter Matthau

Stories are the single most powerful weapon in a leader's arsenal. - Howard Gardner

Be stubbornly committed to your team, but flexible in your leadership style. - Jo Miller

The rule of my life is to make business a pleasure, and pleasure my business. - Aaron Burr

If I don't get along with Democrats, I'm sort of, like, out of business. - Donald Trump

As a leader your every action has a consequence. Make sure it is one you intend. - Katherine Bryant

Leadership at one time meant muscles; but today it means getting along with people. - Mahatma Gandhi

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

I wouldn't say I was the best manager in the business. But I was in the top one. - Brian Clough

The best leaders have a high consideration factor. They really care about their people. - Brian Tracy

Shopping: The fine art of acquiring things you don't need with money you don't have. - Unknown

A good leader leads the people from above them. A great leader leads the people from within them. - M D Arnold

Leadership does not mean getting people to do their job. It means getting people to do their best. - Unknown

Whether you're having setbacks or not, the role of a leader is to always display a winning attitude. - Colin Powell

Leadership is getting someone to do what they don't want to do, to achieve what they want to achieve. - Tom Landry

Family, religion, friendship... these are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business. - Mr. Burns

Teamwork makes the dream work, but a vision becomes a nightmare when the leader has a big dream and a bad team. - John C Maxwell

The difference between a boss and a leader: a boss says 'Go!' ... a leader says 'Let's go!'. - E M Kelly

The leader's job is to see the best in human beings who have never caught sight of the best within themselves. - Robin Sharma

Basketball develops individuality, initiative, and leadership. Now get out there and do exactly what I tell you to. - Dick Vitale

The difference between being a manager and being a leader is that managers understand staff and leaders understand people. - Peter Legge

Business meetings are important because they're one way of demonstrating how many people the company can operate without. - Unknown

A good leader is a person who takes a little more than his share of the blame and a little less than his share of the credit. - John Maxwell

The first responsibility of a leader is to define reality. The last is to say thank you. In between, the leader is a servant. - Max DePree

Before you are a leader, success is all about growing yourself. When you become a leader, success is all about growing others. - Jack Welch

Waiting to develop courage is just another form of procrastination. The most successful people take action while they’re afraid! - Unknown

Over the long haul of life on this planet, it is the ecologists, and not the bookkeepers of business, who are the ultimate accountants. - Stewart L McKinley

Leadership development is not an 'event.' It's a capacity-building endeavor. It's a process of human growth and development. - Linda F Thornton

A leader is best when people barely know that he exists. When his work is done and his aim fulfilled, they will say, 'We did it ourselves.' - Lao Tzu


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