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Insects all business all the time. - David Foster Wallace

Good leaders must first become good servants. - Robert K Greenleaf

Politics is just show business for ugly people. - Jay Leno

The best leaders blend courage with compassion. - Robin Sharma

I have laid aside business, and gone a'fishing. - Izaak Walton

Leadership and learning are indispensable to each other. - John F Kennedy

Innovation distinguishes between a leader and a follower. - Steve Jobs

Leadership cannot really be taught. It can only be learned. - Harold Geneen

Leadership is the capacity to translate vision into reality. - Warren G Bennis

We take the hamburger business more seriously than anyone else. - Ray Kroc

The best leaders not only develop us, they advocate our future. - Michael Dooley

Business will get better, but we won't know it when it does. - Henry Ford

The best leader brings out the best in those he has stewardship over. - J Richard Clarke

When a business decides that success has been attained, progress stops. - Thomas Watson

There is no such thing as 'business ethics'... it's all ethics! - John C Maxwell

Be stubbornly committed to your team, but flexible in your leadership style. - Jo Miller

If there's one thing that's certain in business, it's uncertainty. - Stephen Covey

Leadership is the ability to get extraordinary achievement from ordinary people. - Brian Tracy

As a leader your every action has a consequence. Make sure it is one you intend. - Katherine Bryant

You can only go as high on the leadership ladder as your character will allow you. - John C Maxwell

Procrastination is like a credit card: it's a lot of fun until you get the bill. - Christopher Parker

Our business in life is not to get ahead of other people, but to get ahead of ourselves. - Maltbie D. Matlock

Leaders must be close enough to relate to others, but far enough ahead to motivate them. - John C Maxwell

It is not your business to succeed, but to do right; when you have done so, the rest lies with God. - C S Lewis

We don't seem to be able to check crime, so why not legalize it and then tax it out of business. - Will Rogers

Become the kind of leader that people would follow voluntarily, even if you had no title or position. - Brian Tracy

There's no reason to be the richest man in the cemetery. You can't do any business from there. - Colonel Harland Sanders

It doesn't take a majority to make a rebellion; it takes only a few determined leaders and a sound cause. - H L Mencken

I'll tell you, it's Big Business. If there is one word to describe Atlantic City, it's Big Business. - Donald Trump

The difference between a boss and a leader: a boss says 'Go!' ... a leader says 'Let's go!'. - E M Kelly

Leadership is about creating powerful human currents moving enthusiastically and creatively in the right direction. - Unknown

The task of leadership is not to put greatness into humanity, but to elicit it, for the greatness is already there. - John Buchan

Philanthropy without scale and sustainability is like any other bad business that will simply wither and die on the vine. - Naveen Jain

Doing business without advertising is like winking at a girl in the dark. You know what you are doing, but nobody else does. - Stuart H Britt

It is the business of a lawyer to find a hole to creep out of any law that is in his way; and if there is no hole, to make one. - W Ouseley

Now that women are jockeys, baseball umpires, atomic scientists, and business executives, maybe someday they can master parallel parking. - Bill Vaughan

Integrity will take a leader farther than any other quality. If you would travel far and do much as a leader, never compromise your integrity. - John C Maxwell

Leadership is a matter of having people look at you and gain confidence, seeing how you react. If you're in control, they're in control. - Tom Landry

Wise sayings are not only for ornament, but for action and business, having a point or edge, whereby knots in business are pierced and discovered. - Francis Bacon

In the past a leader was a boss. Today's leaders must be partners with their people; they no longer can lead solely based on positional power. - Ken Blanchard


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