#1 humor site on the 'net

Org Chart - Simplified Version

How high are you in your company hierarchy?

Org Chart - Simplified Version thanks to Karen Moore

QuotaBills
A Leader, for a Change - Jimmy Carter

There are no office hours for leaders. - Cardinal J Gibbons

A team is a reflection of its leadership. - Unknown

Good leaders must first become good servants. - Robert K Greenleaf

Music is spiritual. The music business is not. - Van Morrison

No leader can be too far ahead of his followers. - Eleanor Roosevelt

The purpose of a business is to create a customer. - Peter F Drucker

It's every man's business to see justice done. - Arthur Conan Doyle

He who cannot be a good follower cannot be a good leader. - Aristotle

Leadership cannot really be taught. It can only be learned. - Harold Geneen

Leaders don't create followers, they create more leaders. - Tom Peters

You can't create greater followers under poor leadership. - Unknown

The key to successful leadership is influence, not authority. - Kenneth H Blanchard

A leader is one who knows the way, goes the way, and shows the way. - John C Maxwell

We need to have business leaders who live by deep, strong principles. - Stephen Covey

I am not yet ready to be czar. I know nothing of the business of ruling. - Nicholas II

Business, that's easily defined - it's other people's money. - Peter F Drucker

Business is like riding a bicycle. Either you keep moving or you fall down. - John D. Wright

The quality of a leader is reflected in the standards they set for themselves. - Ray Kroc

The visionary leader is an optimist, for no pessimist ever made a great leader. - William W Francis

If I don't get along with Democrats, I'm sort of, like, out of business. - Donald Trump

Leadership is the art of giving people a platform for spreading ideas that work. - Seth Godin

I measure my own success as a leader by how well the people who work for me succeed. - Maria Shi

Whoever said money can't buy happiness simply didn't know where to go shopping. - Bo Derek

The best leaders have a high consideration factor. They really care about their people. - Brian Tracy

If you delegate tasks, you create followers. If you delegate authority, you create leaders. - Craig Groeschel

Leadership: The art of getting someone else to do something you want done because he wants to do it. - Dwight D Eisenhower

Leadership is the special quality which enables people to stand up and pull the rest of us over the horizon. - James L Fisher

It doesn't take a majority to make a rebellion; it takes only a few determined leaders and a sound cause. - H L Mencken

The effective leader recognizes that they are more dependent on their people than they are on them. Walk softly. - Brian Tracy

Leadership is about creating powerful human currents moving enthusiastically and creatively in the right direction. - Unknown

In today's information age of Marketing and Web 2.0, a company's website is the key to their entire business. - Marcus Sheridan

The business of government is to keep the government out of business - that is, unless business needs government aid. - Will Rogers

Not to forgive is to be imprisoned by the past, by old grievances that do not permit life to proceed with new business. - Robin Casarjian

A good leader is a person who takes a little more than his share of the blame and a little less than his share of the credit. - John Maxwell

I have made the tough decisions, always with an eye toward the bottom line. Perhaps it's time America was run like a business. - Donald Trump

Good business leaders create a vision, articulate the vision, passionately own the vision, and relentlessly drive it to completion. - Jack Welch

The best wrestlers, whether it's a Hulk Hogan or a Rey Mysterio, are the ones who have psychology and can understand this business. - Hulk Hogan

What brought me into the TV business is what keeps me here and happy. You can learn something new every day if you have a really positive attitude. - Katie Couric

When customers complain, business owners and managers ought to get excited. The complaining customer represents a huge opportunity for more business. - Zig Ziglar


Pacman Skeleton

Vatican City's New Breakfast Special

Flying Cathedral Excuse

Day At The Beach

John The Baptist Souvenirs

Amish Prom Limo

Wishy-Washy Church

'Cover Girl' Magazine

One At A Time

Shofar So Good

Temple Car

Closing Time

Wine Glass Lanyard

Awning Truck Advertising

Plugged In

Org Chart - Simplified Version

Extreme Value

Instant Acrophobia

How To Hire Engineers

Business School Basics

Waterwheel Rotisserie

Elephant Bus

Promote Yourself

Time Machine