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Example is leadership. - Albert Schweitzer

Some leaders are born women. - Unknown

Leadership is action, not position. - Samuel Gompers

A boss loves power; a leader loves people. - Amit Kalantri

The best leaders blend courage with compassion. - Robin Sharma

Now I know what a ghost is. Unfinished business. - Salman Rushdie

Lawyers are in the business of advocacy, not judgment. - Allan C Hutchinson

The art of communication is the language of leadership. - James Humes

The quickest way to know a woman is to go shopping with her. - Marcelene Cox

Leadership is the capacity to translate vision into reality. - Warren G Bennis

Business is what when you don't have any, you get out of. - Unknown

Would you want to do business with a person who was 99% honest? - Sydney Madwed

A leader is one who knows the way, goes the way, and shows the way. - John C Maxwell

Leadership is taking responsibility while others are making excuses. - John C Maxwell

Without initiative, leaders are simply workers in leadership positions. - Bo Bennett

Business is like a wheelbarrow - it stands still until someone pushes it. - William Feather

In the business sector, conflict and self-interest is most highly focused. - Unknown

The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity. - Amelia Earhart

A leader is a person you will follow to a place you would not go by yourself. - Joel Barker

Leaders don't set out to climb the ladder. They rise by lifting others up. - Jo Miller

The quality of a leader is reflected in the standards they set for themselves. - Ray Kroc

The true measure of the value of any business leader and manager is performance. - Brian Tracy

I started the site when I was 19. I didn't know much about business back then. - Mark Zuckerberg

I wouldn't say I was the best manager in the business. But I was in the top one. - Brian Clough

Great leaders find ways to connect with their people and help them fulfill their potential. - Steven J Stowell

Leaders become great not because of their power but because of their ability to empower others. - John Maxwell

We don't seem to be able to check crime, so why not legalize it and then tax it out of business. - Will Rogers

No man will make a great leader who wants to do it all himself, or to get all the credit for doing it. - Andrew Carnegie

If people like you, they'll listen to you. But if they trust you, they'll do business with you. - Zig Ziglar

Leaders should always expect the very best of those around them. They know that people can change and grow. - Warren Bennis

In today's information age of Marketing and Web 2.0, a company's website is the key to their entire business. - Marcus Sheridan

Not to forgive is to be imprisoned by the past, by old grievances that do not permit life to proceed with new business. - Robin Casarjian

Doing business without advertising is like winking at a girl in the dark. You know what you are doing, but nobody else does. - Stuart H Britt

The first responsibility of a leader is to define reality. The last is to say thank you. In between, the leader is a servant. - Max DePree

Leadership is all about caring, daring and sharing. Caring for people, Daring to Act fearlessly, and Sharing the success with all. - Sujit Lalwani

Good business leaders create a vision, articulate the vision, passionately own the vision, and relentlessly drive it to completion. - Jack Welch

The insight to see possible new paths, the courage to try them, the judgment to measure results - these are the qualities of a leader. - Mary Parker Follett

Over the long haul of life on this planet, it is the ecologists, and not the bookkeepers of business, who are the ultimate accountants. - Stewart L McKinley

Now that women are jockeys, baseball umpires, atomic scientists, and business executives, maybe someday they can master parallel parking. - Bill Vaughan

Great leaders don't set out to be a leader. They set out to make a difference. It's never about the role - always about the goal. - Lisa Haisha


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