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Behind leadership there is always a person. - Unknown

Building a business is a marathon, not a sprint. - Taavet Hinrikus

Leaders don't inflict pain; they share pain. - Max Depree

I have laid aside business, and gone a'fishing. - Izaak Walton

Innovation distinguishes between a leader and a follower. - Steve Jobs

We need a leader that wrote "The Art of the Deal". - Donald Trump

The best leaders not only develop us, they advocate our future. - Michael Dooley

For business, our Internet love affair was a gift from the gods. - Gary Vaynerchuk

Marketing and innovation are the two chief functions of business. - Peter F Drucker

A leader is one who knows the way, goes the way, and shows the way. - John C Maxwell

Leadership is taking responsibility while others are making excuses. - John C Maxwell

Followers will never know how hard the leader tries to create a path. - Unknown

Leaders inspire. They aren't assigned leadership. They command it. - Dr. Phil McGraw

Elected leaders who forget how they got there won't the next time. - Malcolm Forbes

Stories are the single most powerful weapon in a leader's arsenal. - Howard Gardner

If you break 100, watch your golf. If you break 80, watch your business. - Joey Adams

If you want to make everyone happy, don't be a leader. Sell ice cream. - Steve Jobs

In the future, there will be no female leaders. There will just be leaders. - Sheryl Sandberg

If I don't get along with Democrats, I'm sort of, like, out of business. - Donald Trump

Leaders lead by telling stories that give others permission to lead, not follow. - Michael Margolis

When women are mad or depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. - Elayne Boosler

Leaders think and talk about the solutions. Followers think and talk about the problems. - Brian Tracy

Money itself doesn't interest me. But you must make money to go on building the business. - Rupert Murdoch

The heart of good leadership is sacrifice. If you want to grow an organization - grow leaders. - John C Maxwell

Good leaders develop ideas. Great leaders develop people. The best leaders develop new leaders. - Bobby Umar

A good leader leads the people from above them. A great leader leads the people from within them. - M D Arnold

Be passionate about the culture and the business, and remain positive, because it inspires others. - Barry Libert

The pessimist complains about the wind. The optimist expects it to change. The leader adjusts the sail. - John C Maxwell

Effective leadership is putting first things first. Effective management is discipline, carrying it out. - Stephen Covey

It's much easier to double your business by doubling your conversion rate than doubling your traffic. - Bryan Eisenberg

Let every one ascertain his special business and calling, and then stick to it if he wants to be successful. - Benjamin Franklin

Effective leadership is not about making speeches or being liked. Leadership is defined by results, not attributes. - Peter F Drucker

The business of government is to keep the government out of business - that is, unless business needs government aid. - Will Rogers

The difference between being a manager and being a leader is that managers understand staff and leaders understand people. - Peter Legge

Modern poets talk against business, poor things, but all of us write for money. Beginners are subjected to trial by market. - Robert Frost

The first responsibility of a leader is to define reality. The last is to say thank you. In between, the leader is a servant. - Max DePree

Management is efficiency in climbing the ladder of success; leadership determines whether the ladder is leaning against the right wall. - Stephen Covey

To make our way, we must have firm resolve, persistence, tenacity. We must gear ourselves to work hard all the way. We can never let up. - Ralph Bunche

Great leaders are almost always great simplifiers, who can cut through argument, debate and doubt, to offer a solution everybody can understand. - Colin Powell

Good leaders must communicate vision clearly, creatively and continually. However, the vision doesn't come alive until the leader models it. - John C Maxwell


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