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Earn your leadership every day. - Michael Jordan

God will forgive me. That's his business. - Heinrich Heine

No leader can be too far ahead of his followers. - Eleanor Roosevelt

The quickest way to know a woman is to go shopping with her. - Marcelene Cox

Business is what when you don't have any, you get out of. - Unknown

The key to successful leadership is influence, not authority. - Kenneth H Blanchard

Marketing and innovation are the two chief functions of business. - Peter F Drucker

Leadership, like swimming, cannot be learned by reading about it. - Henry Mintzberg

Every time you have to speak, you are auditioning for leadership. - James Humes

Business? It's quite simple. It's other people's money. - Alexandre Dumas

Leadership is taking responsibility while others are making excuses. - John C Maxwell

The best leader brings out the best in those he has stewardship over. - J Richard Clarke

Elected leaders who forget how they got there won't the next time. - Malcolm Forbes

Without initiative, leaders are simply workers in leadership positions. - Bo Bennett

The beginning of leadership is a battle for the hearts and minds of men. - Bernard L Montgomery

The value of a leader is directly proportional to that leader's values. - Unknown

The things most people want to know about are usually none of their business. - George Bernard Shaw

The rule of my life is to make business a pleasure, and pleasure my business. - Aaron Burr

If I don't get along with Democrats, I'm sort of, like, out of business. - Donald Trump

Leaders are people who do the right things; managers are people who do things right. - Warren G. Bennis

Procrastination is like a credit card: it's a lot of fun until you get the bill. - Christopher Parker

Leaders must be close enough to relate to others, but far enough ahead to motivate them. - John C Maxwell

I had popcorn all over the place, so I decided I might as well be in the Processing Business. - Orville Redenbacher

The best leaders inspire others to harness their utmost potential to benefit the common good. - Peter Tormey

It's our experience that political leaders don't always mean the opposite of what they say. - Abba Eban

One of the tests of leadership is the ability to recognize a problem before it becomes an emergency. - Arnold H. Glasow

Become the kind of leader that people would follow voluntarily, even if you had no title or position. - Brian Tracy

Wise leaders generally have wise counselors because it takes a wise person themselves to distinguish them. - Diogenes of Sinope

The effective leader recognizes that they are more dependent on their people than they are on them. Walk softly. - Brian Tracy

Americans still believe in an America where anything's possible - they just don't think their leaders do. - Barack Obama

The task of leadership is not to put greatness into humanity, but to elicit it, for the greatness is already there. - John Buchan

The business of government is to keep the government out of business - that is, unless business needs government aid. - Will Rogers

The difference between being a manager and being a leader is that managers understand staff and leaders understand people. - Peter Legge

It is very vulgar to talk about one's business. Only people like stockbrokers do that, and then merely at dinner parties. - Oscar Wilde

Before you are a leader, success is all about growing yourself. When you become a leader, success is all about growing others. - Jack Welch

He's ... probably the greatest corporate leader in the history of a major company... Somebody like that would be absolutely incredible. - Donald Trump

Yoga is possible for anybody who really wants it. Yoga is universal... But don't approach yoga with a business mind looking for worldly gain. - Pattabhi Jois

Wise sayings are not only for ornament, but for action and business, having a point or edge, whereby knots in business are pierced and discovered. - Francis Bacon

A leader is best when people barely know that he exists. When his work is done and his aim fulfilled, they will say, 'We did it ourselves.' - Lao Tzu

When customers complain, business owners and managers ought to get excited. The complaining customer represents a huge opportunity for more business. - Zig Ziglar


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