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Romance Lost

How to ruin a romantic evening

Romance Lost thanks to Bob Tasse

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Marriage is heaven and hell. - German Proverb

Life is a relationship between molecules. - Linus Pauling

Romance is the icing, the love is the cake. - Unknown

A happy marriage is the union of two forgivers. - Ruth Bell Graham

Love - a temporary insanity curable by marriage. - Ambrose Bierce

Treasure your relationships, not your possessions. - Anthony J. D'Angelo

Sticking with a marriage. That's true grit, man. - Jeff Bridges

To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance. - Oscar Wilde

Never trust a husband too far, nor a bachelor too near. - Helen Rowland

Marriage has many pains, but celibacy has not pleasure. - Samuel Johnson

In Hollywood, a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk. - Rita Rudner

Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy. - Francois de La Rochefoucauld

Hand Scanner: Singles bar prowler looking for wedding rings - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The secret to a happy marriage? Do what your wife tells you. - Denzel Washington

My favorite romantic comedy is 'When Harry Met Sally.' - Ginnifer Goodwin

Before you marry keep both eyes open; after marriage shut one. - Jamaican Proverb

A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband. - Ogden Nash

I've been married twice but I haven't had a marriage yet. - Jennifer Lopez

Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things. - Keanu Reeves

There's one thing about a late marriage - it doesn't last long. - Unknown

If you have a boat and a happy marriage, you don't need another thing. - Ed McMahon

Marriage is really tough because you have to deal with feelings and lawyers. - Richard Pryor

The great majority of neuroses in women have their origin in the marriage bed. - Sigmund Freud

Marriage is one of the few institutions that allow a man to do as his wife pleases. - Milton Berle

Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan

Marriage is wonderful institution... if, of course, you like living in an institution. - Groucho Marx

How marriage ruins a man! It is as demoralizing as cigarettes, and far more expensive. - Oscar Wilde

We learn the most from imperfect relationships - things like forgiveness and compassion. - Andrea Thompson

We seldom give each other advice - I think that's the success of 25 years of marriage. - Laura Bush

A true relationship is when you can tell each other anything and everything. No secrets, no lies. - Unknown

Stalking: When two people go for a long romantic walk together but only one of them knows about it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The key to a long and healthy marriage is that, honestly, there's nothing worth fighting about. - Jay Leno

Remember that your best relationship is one in which your love for each other exceeds your need for each other. - Unknown

Love is an ideal thing, marriage is a real thing. A confusion of the real with the ideal never goes unpunished. - Johann Wolfgang Goethe

I'm into all that sappy stuff - a surprise picnic, nice dinner, or traveling. I'm kind of an old romantic. - Will Estes

The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your relationships. The quality of your business is no different. - Harvey Mackay

The greatest mistake we humans make in our relationships: we listen half, understand quarter, think zero, and react double. - Unknown

There is a direct relationship between a person's grasp and experience of God's grace and his or her heart for justice. - Unknown

Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There's no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere. - Groucho Marx

Fraud in business is no different from infidelity in marriage or plagiarism in scholarly work. Even people committed to high moral standards succumb. - Miroslav Volf


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