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Temporarily Insane Boat Ride

Boat safety was not a priority that day

Temporarily Insane Boat Ride thanks to Phoebe Moll,Raub, North Dakota

Cutting obstacles in half

If there was a post in the middle of the desert, someone would hit it...

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Like ships that clash in the night. - Archie Bunker

Up the creek in a boat with a hole. - Archie Bunker

Ships are expendable; the whales are not. - Paul Watson

What garlic is to salad, insanity is to art. - Augustus Saint-Gaudens

Temporary insanity moments spice up your life. - Paulo Coelho

Quay: Something you need to start a motor boat - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Anyone can steer the ship when the sea is calm. - Publilius Syrus

Zinc: What a ship will do if it has a hole in it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Insanity is hereditary. You get it from your children. - Sam Levenson

Five exclamation marks, the sure sign of an insane mind. - Terry Pratchett

Insanity is often the logic of an accurate mind overtaxed. - Oliver W. Holmes

Sometimes the appropriate response to reality is to go insane. - Philip K. Dick

I am not afraid of storms, for I am learning how to sail my ship. - Louisa May Alcott

Doing the same thing and expecting a different result is insanity. - Albert Einstein

Some people could look at a mud puddle and see an ocean with ships. - Zora N Hurston

I met my wife on a ferry boat, and when we landed she gave me the slip. - Groucho Marx

I have a feeling that when my ship comes in I'll be at the airport. - Charles Schulz

Often it does seem a pity that Noah and his party did not miss the boat. - Mark Twain

An entire ocean can't sink a ship unless it allows the water inside. - Donna Smith

If you have a boat and a happy marriage, you don't need another thing. - Ed McMahon

The rule is perfect: in all matters of opinion, our adversaries are insane. - Mark Twain

We may have all come on different ships, but we're in the same boat now. - Martin Luther King Jr.

Life is like stepping onto a boat which is about to sail out to sea and sink. - Shunryi Suzuki-roshi

When rats leave a sinking ship, where exactly do they think they're going? - Douglas Gauck

Perspective is to painting what the bridle is to the horse, the rudder to a ship. - Leonardo da Vinci

Insanity is doing the same thing, over and over again, but expecting different results. - Albert Einstein

When you get on the boat that's saving you, don't pull up the ladder behind you. - Adrienne Clarkson

We need to learn to set our course by the stars, not by the lights of every passing ship. - Omar N Bradley

When I was a child, I wanted to raise horses in Wyoming or be a cabin boy on a pirate ship. - Sadie Jones

No one would have ever crossed the ocean if they could have gotten off the ship in the storm. - Charles F. Ketterling

We are imprisoned in the realm of life, like a sailor on his tiny boat, on an infinite ocean. - Anna Freud

Basically my wife was immature. I'd be in my bath, and she'd come in and sink my boats. - Woody Allen

Those who have one foot in the canoe and one foot in the boat are going to fall into the river. - Tuscarora Proverb

The gospel is for lifeboats, not showboats, and a man must make up his mind which boat he is going to operate. - Vance Havner

Someone asked me, if I were stranded on a desert island what book would I bring... 'How to Build a Boat.' - Steven Wright

To stand up on a stage alone with an acoustic guitar requires bravery bordering on heroism. Bordering on insanity. - Richard Thompson

A good friend is a connection to life - a tie to the past, a road to the future, the key to sanity in a totally insane world. - Lois Wyse

The person who goes farthest is generally the one who is willing to do and dare. The sure-thing boat never gets far from shore. - Dale Carnegie

If there were no schools to take the children away from home part of the time, the insane asylums would be filled with mothers. - Edgar W. Howe

Among creatures born into chaos, a majority will imagine an order, a minority will question the order, and the rest will be pronounced insane. - Robert Brault


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