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QuotaBillsLike ships that clash in the night. - Archie Bunker
Up the creek in a boat with a hole. - Archie Bunker
Ships are expendable; the whales are not. - Paul Watson
What garlic is to salad, insanity is to art. - Augustus Saint-Gaudens
Temporary insanity moments spice up your life. - Paulo Coelho
Quay: Something you need to start a motor boat - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Anyone can steer the ship when the sea is calm. - Publilius Syrus
Zinc: What a ship will do if it has a hole in it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Insanity is hereditary. You get it from your children. - Sam Levenson
Five exclamation marks, the sure sign of an insane mind. - Terry Pratchett
Insanity is often the logic of an accurate mind overtaxed. - Oliver W. Holmes
Sometimes the appropriate response to reality is to go insane. - Philip K. Dick
I am not afraid of storms, for I am learning how to sail my ship. - Louisa May Alcott
Doing the same thing and expecting a different result is insanity. - Albert Einstein
Some people could look at a mud puddle and see an ocean with ships. - Zora N Hurston
I met my wife on a ferry boat, and when we landed she gave me the slip. - Groucho Marx
I have a feeling that when my ship comes in I'll be at the airport. - Charles Schulz
Often it does seem a pity that Noah and his party did not miss the boat. - Mark Twain
An entire ocean can't sink a ship unless it allows the water inside. - Donna Smith
If you have a boat and a happy marriage, you don't need another thing. - Ed McMahon
The rule is perfect: in all matters of opinion, our adversaries are insane. - Mark Twain
We may have all come on different ships, but we're in the same boat now. - Martin Luther King Jr.
Life is like stepping onto a boat which is about to sail out to sea and sink. - Shunryi Suzuki-roshi
When rats leave a sinking ship, where exactly do they think they're going? - Douglas Gauck
Perspective is to painting what the bridle is to the horse, the rudder to a ship. - Leonardo da Vinci
Insanity is doing the same thing, over and over again, but expecting different results. - Albert Einstein
When you get on the boat that's saving you, don't pull up the ladder behind you. - Adrienne Clarkson
We need to learn to set our course by the stars, not by the lights of every passing ship. - Omar N Bradley
When I was a child, I wanted to raise horses in Wyoming or be a cabin boy on a pirate ship. - Sadie Jones
No one would have ever crossed the ocean if they could have gotten off the ship in the storm. - Charles F. Ketterling
We are imprisoned in the realm of life, like a sailor on his tiny boat, on an infinite ocean. - Anna Freud
Basically my wife was immature. I'd be in my bath, and she'd come in and sink my boats. - Woody Allen
Those who have one foot in the canoe and one foot in the boat are going to fall into the river. - Tuscarora Proverb
The gospel is for lifeboats, not showboats, and a man must make up his mind which boat he is going to operate. - Vance Havner
Someone asked me, if I were stranded on a desert island what book would I bring... 'How to Build a Boat.' - Steven Wright
To stand up on a stage alone with an acoustic guitar requires bravery bordering on heroism. Bordering on insanity. - Richard Thompson
A good friend is a connection to life - a tie to the past, a road to the future, the key to sanity in a totally insane world. - Lois Wyse
The person who goes farthest is generally the one who is willing to do and dare. The sure-thing boat never gets far from shore. - Dale Carnegie
If there were no schools to take the children away from home part of the time, the insane asylums would be filled with mothers. - Edgar W. Howe
Among creatures born into chaos, a majority will imagine an order, a minority will question the order, and the rest will be pronounced insane. - Robert Brault