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Temporarily Insane Boat Ride

Boat safety was not a priority that day

Temporarily Insane Boat Ride thanks to Phoebe Moll,Raub, North Dakota

Cutting obstacles in half

If there was a post in the middle of the desert, someone would hit it...
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Like ships that clash in the night. - Archie Bunker

Up the creek in a boat with a hole. - Archie Bunker

Kinship: Your rich Uncle's boat - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Nodding the head does not row the boat. - Unknown

Ships are expendable; the whales are not. - Paul Watson

I hope my ship comes in before my dock rots. - Unknown

Temporary insanity moments spice up your life. - Paulo Coelho

Quay: Something you need to start a motor boat - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Anyone can steer the ship when the sea is calm. - Publilius Syrus

Love - a temporary insanity curable by marriage. - Ambrose Bierce

Zinc: What a ship will do if it has a hole in it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If your ship doesn't come in, swim out to it. - Jonathan Winters

Insanity is hereditary. You get it from your children. - Sam Levenson

Five exclamation marks, the sure sign of an insane mind. - Terry Pratchett

Insanity is often the logic of an accurate mind overtaxed. - Oliver W. Holmes

I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it. - Unknown

Day and night, their frail and crippled ships defy the tempest. - Jorge Luis Borges

Doing the same thing and expecting a different result is insanity. - Albert Einstein

A murderer is one who is presumed to be innocent until proven insane. - Unknown

Often it does seem a pity that Noah and his party did not miss the boat. - Mark Twain

An entire ocean can't sink a ship unless it allows the water inside. - Donna Smith

Rowing harder doesn't help if the boat is headed in the wrong direction. - Unknown

Life is like stepping onto a boat which is about to sail out to sea and sink. - Shunryi Suzuki-roshi

My folks didn't come over on the Mayflower but they were here to meet the boat. - Will Rogers

The ship is safest when it is in port, but that's not what ships were built for. - Paulo Coelho

When I was a child, I wanted to raise horses in Wyoming or be a cabin boy on a pirate ship. - Sadie Jones

No one would have ever crossed the ocean if they could have gotten off the ship in the storm. - Charles F. Ketterling

We are imprisoned in the realm of life, like a sailor on his tiny boat, on an infinite ocean. - Anna Freud

Those who have one foot in the canoe and one foot in the boat are going to fall into the river. - Tuscarora Proverb

And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

The definition of insanity in Texas is so insane that it's impossible to be insane in Texas. - Malcolm McDowell

Dreaming permits each and every one of us to be quietly and safely insane every night of our lives. - William Dement

To say my fate is not tied to your fate is like saying, "Your end of the boat is sinking." - Hugh Downs

When it comes to old age we're all in the same boat, only some of us have been aboard a little longer. - Leo Probst

Someone asked me, if I were stranded on a desert island what book would I bring... 'How to Build a Boat.' - Steven Wright

A good friend is a connection to life - a tie to the past, a road to the future, the key to sanity in a totally insane world. - Lois Wyse

If there were no schools to take the children away from home part of the time, the insane asylums would be filled with mothers. - Edgar W. Howe

Most people stand on the dock of life waiting for their ship to come in when deep down inside they know it has never left port. - Zig Ziglar

When your heart is broken, your boats are burned: nothing matters any more. It is the end of happiness and the beginning of peace. - George Bernard Shaw

He who loves practice without theory is like the sailor who boards ship without a rudder and compass and never knows where he may cast. - Leonardo da Vinci


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