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Tip of the Iceberg

What you can't see from the top of every situation can create a Titanic situation

Tip of the Iceberg thanks to Phoebe Moll,Raub, North Dakota

Where 90% of the problems are unseen and underwater

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Hope is a force of nature. - Jim Butcher

Colors are the smiles of nature. - Leigh Hunt

The poetry of earth is never dead. - John Keats

Hard Water: The scientific name for ice - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Scenery is fine but human nature is finer. - John Keats

To the artist there is never anything ugly in nature. - August Rodin

Costumes and scenery alone will not attract audiences. - Anna Held

Controversy is part of the nature of art and creativity. - Yoko Ono

Nature is pleased with simplicity. And nature is no dummy. - Isaac Newton

You can tell the nature of the man by the words he chooses. - Edwin L Cole

I don't jog. It makes the ice jump right out of my glass. - David Lee Roth

I'm an Irish Catholic and I have a long iceberg of guilt. - Edna O'Brien

The trouble with jogging is that the ice falls out of your glass. - Martin Mull

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

If you're already walking on thin ice, you might as well dance. - Proverb

Love is a canvas furnished by nature and embroidered by imagination. - Voltaire

Time is nature's way of keeping everything from happening at once. - Woody Allen

It's our nature: Human beings like success but they hate successful people. - Carrot Top

Moving doesn't change who you are. It only changes the view outside your window. - Rachel Hollis

I not only think we tamper with Mother Nature, I think that Mother Nature wants us to. - Willard Gatlin

There are other ways of recognizing the existence of God, through nature for instance. - Billy Graham

Every artist dips his brush in his own soul and paints his own nature into his pictures. - Henry Ward Beecher

It is not human nature that we should accuse but the despicable conventions that pervert it. - Denis Diderot

It's a strange world of language in which skating on thin ice can get you into hot water. - Franklin P. Jones

Who has not sat before his own heart's curtain? It lifts: and the scenery is falling apart. - Rainer M. Rilke

Age does not diminish the extreme disappointment of having a scoop of ice cream fall from the cone. - Jim Fiebig

Such is the irresistible nature of truth that all it asks, and all it wants, is the liberty of appearing. - Thomas Paine

It is a brief period of life that is granted us by nature, but the memory of a well-spent life never dies. - Cicero

There is a certain enthusiasm in liberty that makes human nature rise above itself, in acts of bravery and heroism. - Alexander Hamilton

The protean nature of the computer is such that it can act like a machine or like a language to be shaped and exploited. - Alan Kay

When you're stressed, eat ice cream, cake, chocolate and sweets. Why? Because stressed spelled backwards is desserts. - Unknown

I'm always astonished by a forest. It makes me realise that the fantasy of nature is much larger than my own fantasy. - Gunter Grass

Men became scientific because they expected law in nature and they expected law in nature because they believed in a lawgiver. - Ravi Zacharias

Everybody needs beauty as well as bread, places to play in and pray in, where nature may heal and give strength to body and soul. - John Muir

There is a great difference between mind and body insomuch as body is by nature always divisible, and the mind is entirely indivisible. - Rene Descartes

I felt my lungs inflate with the onrush of scenery - air, mountains, trees, people. I thought, 'This is what it is to be happy.' - Sylvia Plath

Nature is one of the most underutilized treasures in life. It has the power to unburden hearts and reconnect to that inner place of peace. - Janice Anderson

Men may change their climate, but they cannot change their nature. A man that goes out a fool cannot ride or sail himself into common sense. - Joseph Addison

When you are called to a sick man, be sure you know what the matter is — if you do not know, nature can do a great deal better than you can guess. - Nicholas de Belleville

Advice from a tree:
- Stand tall and proud
- Go out on a limb
- Remember your roots
- Drink plenty of water
- Enjoy the view - Unknown


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