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Tip of the Iceberg

What you can't see from the top of every situation can create a Titanic situation

Tip of the Iceberg thanks to Phoebe Moll,Raub, North Dakota

Where 90% of the problems are unseen and underwater

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A father is a banker provided by nature. - French Proverb

Nature is not a place to visit. It is home. - Gary Snyder

Few maxims are true from every point of view. - Marquis de Lac de Clapiers Vauvenargue

Adopt the pace of nature. Her secret is patience. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Where is human nature so weak as in the bookstore? - Henry Ward Beecher

The most beautiful view is the one I share with you. - Unknown

Nature does not hurry, yet everything is accomplished. - Lao Tzu

Chocolate is nature's way of making up for Mondays. - Unknown

That most elusive organ that nature has ever yet created. - Stanley Baldwin

Camping is nature's way of promoting the motel business. - Dave Barry

I was born a slave, but nature gave me a soul of a free man. - Toussaint Louverture

I'm an Irish Catholic and I have a long iceberg of guilt. - Edna O'Brien

Men are not disturbed by things, but the view they take of things. - Epictetus

Love is a canvas furnished by nature and embroidered by imagination. - Voltaire

There is not so variable a thing in nature as a lady's head-dress. - Joseph Addison

An optimist is someone who gets treed by a lion but enjoys the scenery. - Walter Winchell

If you want to make everyone happy, don't be a leader. Sell ice cream. - Steve Jobs

The conventional view serves to protect us from the painful job of thinking. - John Kenneth Galbraith

Dreams come true; without that possibility nature would not incite us to have them. - John Updike

Middle Age is the awkward period when Father Time starts catching up with Mother Nature. - Harold Coffin

Beautiful young people are accidents of nature but beautiful old people are works of art. - Unknown

Like all refugees, I am imprinted with the nature of loss and the necessity for reinvention. - Adrienne Clarkson

It is not human nature that we should accuse but the despicable conventions that pervert it. - Denis Diderot

It's a strange world of language in which skating on thin ice can get you into hot water. - Franklin P. Jones

Who has not sat before his own heart's curtain? It lifts: and the scenery is falling apart. - Rainer M. Rilke

Growing up, I'd just be at home, playing tennis, spending my allowance on an ice-cream truck. - Venus Williams

The heights charm us, but the steps do not; with the mountain in our view we love to walk the plains. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Such is the irresistible nature of truth that all it asks, and all it wants, is the liberty of appearing. - Thomas Paine

Perhaps our eyes need to be washed by our tears once in a while, so that we can see life with a clearer view again. - Alex Tan

Physics is about questioning, studying, probing nature. You probe, and, if you're lucky, you get strange clues. - Lene Hau

New Zealand was one of the most beautiful countries to drive through for the scenery and the vast scale of the place. - Louise Nurding

Menopause: because nature decided that pregnancy, labor, delivery, breastfeeding, and stretch marks wasn't enough. - Unknown

Happiness consists in activity: such is the constitution of our nature; it is a running stream, and not a stagnant pool. - John M. Good

Each patient ought to feel somewhat the better after the physician's visit, irrespective of the nature of the illness. - Warfield Theobald Longcope

Everybody needs beauty as well as bread, places to play in and pray in, where nature may heal and give strength to body and soul. - John Muir

To conquer oneself is the best and noblest victory; to be vanquished by one's own nature is the worst and most ignoble defeat. - Plato

Everyone knows that ice cream is worth the trouble of being cold. Like all things virtuous, you have to suffer to gain the reward. - Brandon Sanderson

And why should it not be terrifying? A little terror, in my view, is good for the soul, when it is terror in the face of a noble object. - Robertson Davies

Mathematics began to seem too much like puzzle solving. Physics is puzzle solving, too, but of puzzles created by nature, not by the mind of man. - Maria G. Mayer

Our ancestors ... possessed a right, which nature has given to all men, of departing from the country in which chance, not choice has placed them. - Thomas Jefferson


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