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Tip of the Iceberg

What you can't see from the top of every situation can create a Titanic situation

Tip of the Iceberg thanks to Phoebe Moll,Raub, North Dakota

Where 90% of the problems are unseen and underwater

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What a beautiful view! - Alan Shepard

Nature abhors a vacuum. And so do I. - Anne Gibbons

I view art as an inspirational tool. - Thomas Kincade

Nature and wisdom never are at strife. - Plutarch

A father is a banker provided by nature. - French Proverb

Few maxims are true from every point of view. - Marquis de Lac de Clapiers Vauvenargue

Nature knows no indecencies; man invents them. - Mark Twain

If I melt dry ice, can I swim without getting wet? - Steven Wright

Costumes and scenery alone will not attract audiences. - Anna Held

Men are not afraid of things, but of how they view them. - Epictetus

Nature is what you may do. There is much you may not do. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I'm an Irish Catholic and I have a long iceberg of guilt. - Edna O'Brien

Nature is often hidden, sometimes overcome, seldom extinguished. - Sir Francis Bacon

If anybody starts using me as scenery, I'll return to New York. - Grace Kelly

Ugliness is a point of view; an ulcer is wonderful to a pathologist. - Austin O'Malley

Love is a canvas furnished by nature and embroidered by imagination. - Voltaire

Death is nature's way of saying, "Your table is ready." - Robin Williams

Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function. - Garrison Keillor

Making mistakes reveals human nature. How one deals with them reveals character. - Unknown

Beauty is the first present nature gives to a woman and the first it takes away. - Fay Weldon

Nature gave us one tongue and two ears so we could hear twice as much as we speak. - Unknown

The art of medicine consists in amusing the patient while nature cures the disease. - Voltaire

Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. - Lewis Grizzard

Beautiful young people are accidents of nature but beautiful old people are works of art. - Unknown

A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous. - Ingrid Bergman

A statistician can have his head in the oven and his feet in ice, and on average he feels fine. - Unknown

We all get the same amount of ice. The rich get it in the summer. The poor get it in the winter. - Bat Masterson

Growing up, I'd just be at home, playing tennis, spending my allowance on an ice-cream truck. - Venus Williams

I believe Ronald Reagan can make this country what it once was... a large Arctic region covered with ice. - Robin Williams

The key to a better life isn't always a change of scenery. Sometimes it simply requires opening your eyes. - Richelle E. Goodrich

Perhaps our eyes need to be washed by our tears once in a while, so that we can see life with a clearer view again. - Alex Tan

Physics is about questioning, studying, probing nature. You probe, and, if you're lucky, you get strange clues. - Lene Hau

Menopause: because nature decided that pregnancy, labor, delivery, breastfeeding, and stretch marks wasn't enough. - Unknown

It is wrong to think that the task of physics is to find out how Nature is. Physics concerns what we say about Nature. - Niels Bohr

Happiness consists in activity: such is the constitution of our nature; it is a running stream, and not a stagnant pool. - John M. Good

To conquer oneself is the best and noblest victory; to be vanquished by one's own nature is the worst and most ignoble defeat. - Plato

The chief ingredients in the composition of those qualities that gain esteem and praise, are good nature, truth, good sense, and good breeding. - Joseph Addison

Mathematics began to seem too much like puzzle solving. Physics is puzzle solving, too, but of puzzles created by nature, not by the mind of man. - Maria G. Mayer

Our ancestors ... possessed a right, which nature has given to all men, of departing from the country in which chance, not choice has placed them. - Thomas Jefferson

When you are called to a sick man, be sure you know what the matter is — if you do not know, nature can do a great deal better than you can guess. - Nicholas de Belleville


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