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Tip of the Iceberg

What you can't see from the top of every situation can create a Titanic situation

Tip of the Iceberg thanks to Phoebe Moll,Raub, North Dakota

Where 90% of the problems are unseen and underwater

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Hope is a force of nature. - Jim Butcher

Wisdom requires the long view. - John F. Kennedy

All men by nature desire to know. - Aristotle

The poetry of earth is never dead. - John Keats

By nature, men love newfangledness. - Geoffrey Chaucer

Nature abhors a vacuum. And so do I. - Anne Gibbons

Nature to be commanded must be obeyed. - Francis Bacon

Nature always wears the colors of the spirit. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Nature never did betray the heart that loved her. - William Wordsworth

If I melt dry ice, can I swim without getting wet? - Steven Wright

Nature does not hurry, yet everything is accomplished. - Lao Tzu

Costumes and scenery alone will not attract audiences. - Anna Held

I was born a slave, but nature gave me a soul of a free man. - Toussaint Louverture

Nature is a mutable cloud which is always and never the same. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

It is human nature to think wisely and act in an absurd fashion. - Anatole France

The trouble with jogging is that the ice falls out of your glass. - Martin Mull

Prayer is the act of seeing reality from God's point of view. - Philip Yancey

If you're already walking on thin ice, you might as well dance. - Proverb

Death is nature's way of saying, "Your table is ready." - Robin Williams

A really well made buttonhole is the only link between art and nature. - Oscar Wilde

Look deep into nature, and then you will understand everything better. - Albert Einstein

Break the ice in a crowded elevator by asking how much everyone weighs. - Bill Murray

Music produces a kind of pleasure which human nature cannot do without. - Confucius

My wish is to stay always like this, living quietly in a corner of nature. - Claude Monet

Always give them the old fire, even when you feel like a squashed cake of ice. - Ethel Merman

Making mistakes reveals human nature. How one deals with them reveals character. - Unknown

Nature reserves the right to inflict upon her children the most terrifying jests. - Thornton Wilder

Mankind, since the improvement of cookery, eats twice as much as nature requires. - Benjamin Franklin

Moving doesn't change who you are. It only changes the view outside your window. - Rachel Hollis

A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous. - Ingrid Bergman

We all get the same amount of ice. The rich get it in the summer. The poor get it in the winter. - Bat Masterson

I just want to make pictures that are entertaining. I'll leave the scenery chewing to someone else. - Alan Ladd

Iceomaniac: One who has to go out of their way to step on thin ice to hear a satisfying crunching sound - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Physics is about questioning, studying, probing nature. You probe, and, if you're lucky, you get strange clues. - Lene Hau

When you're stressed, eat ice cream, cake, chocolate and sweets. Why? Because stressed spelled backwards is desserts. - Unknown

It is not in the nature of politics that the best men should be elected. The best men do not want to govern their fellowmen. - George MacDonald

Here's good advice for practice: go into partnership with nature; she does more than half the work and asks none of the fee. - Martin H. Fischer

Everyone knows that ice cream is worth the trouble of being cold. Like all things virtuous, you have to suffer to gain the reward. - Brandon Sanderson

When nature is my inspiration and subject, I am witness to an extraordinary range of color and every imaginable atmospheric condition. - Karen Casey

My advice to you is not to inquire why or whither, but just enjoy your ice cream while it's on your plate - that's my philosophy. - Thornton Wilder


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