QuotaBillsEvery dog has his day. - Unknown
Let sleeping dogs lie. - French Proverb
Let fightin' dogs lie - Archie Bunker
Beer speaks. People mumble. - Tony McGee
The dog is the god of frolic. - Henry Ward Beecher
I work until beer o'clock. - Stephen King
Sleeping dogs bark the loudest. - Archie Bunker
A hard dog to keep on the porch. - Hillary Clinton
Dogs never bite me. Just humans. - Marilyn Monroe
Dogs have masters. Cats have staff. - Unknown
A hungry dog will eat dirty puddings. - Latin Proverb
How much is that doggie in the window? - Bob Merrill
I am I because my little dog knows me. - Gertrude Stein
The view only changes for the lead dog. - Norman O. Brown
Religions change; beer and wine remain. - Hervey Allen
Dogs that bark at a distance never bite. - Unknown
A dog in desperation will leap over a wall. - Unknown
Beer. Now there's a temporary solution. - Homer Simpson
You can't teach a young dog old tricks. - Warren Buffet
The more I see of men, the more I like dogs. - Madame de Stael
Get the hanging dog expression off your face. - Archie Bunker
Our dog died from licking our wedding picture. - Phyllis Diller
If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog. - Harry S Truman
Throw physic to the dogs; I'll none of it. - William Shakespeare
Don't think to hunt two hares with one dog. - Benjamin Franklin
Flatterers looks like friends, as wolves like dogs. - George Chapman
Dogs can't operate an MRI machine but cats can. - Unknown
I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone. - Steven Wright
Anybody who hates dogs and babies can't be all bad. - Leo Rosten
Anyone who hates children and dogs can't be all bad. - WC Fields
What two ideas are more inseparable than Beer and Britannia? - Sydney Smith
I'm only a beer teetotaller, not a champagne teetotaller. - George Bernard Shaw
The dog who meets with a good master is the happier of the two. - Maurice Maeterlinck
If dogs could talk, it would take a lot of fun out of owning one. - Andrew A. Rooney
Ah, good ol' trustworthy beer. My love for you will never die. - Homer Simpson
Give me a woman who truly loves beer and I will conquer the world. - Kaiser Willhelm II
A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel
In heaven there is no beer...
That's why we drink ours here. - Unknown
I had rather hear my dog bark at a crow, than a man swear he loves me. - William Shakespeare
Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog. - Franklin P Jones
To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs. - Aldous Huxley
I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. - Rita Rudner
In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. - Ben Franklin
The more I see of the representatives of the people, the more I admire my dogs. - Alphonse de Lamartine
A dog is the only thing on this earth that loves you more than he loves himself. - Josh Billings
Diplomacy is the art of saying, "Nice doggie" until you can find a rock. - Will Rogers
Raising boys is like raising puppies. One must take them for a walk every few hours. - Jody Defries
Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez
I love working in Canada. The ovation is great. It makes me feel like I'm the top dog. - Owen Hart
Why do dogs always race to the door when the doorbell rings? It's hardly ever for them. - Harry Hill
Get a good idea and stay with it. Dog it, and work at it until it's done, and done right. - Walt Disney
A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down. - Robert Benchley
I have to tell them that last night was a shameful train wreck filled with blind cuddly puppies. - Charlie Sheen
An Irishman after trying American beer for the first time: "Put it back in the horse!" - Unknown
Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend.
Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. - Groucho Marx
What a pity Hell's gates are not kept by O'Flynn
The surly old dog would let nobody in. - Patrick Ireland
If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do: pour a little Lavoris in the toilet. - Jay Leno
Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamppost how it feels about dogs. - Christopher Hampton
Obama and his attack dogs have nothing but hate and anger in their hearts and spew it whenever possible. - Donald Trump
Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives. - Sue Murphy
There are two things in this world that don't last long: dogs chasing cars, and pros putting for pars. - Lee Travino
When a dog bites a man, that is not news, because it happens so often. But if a man bites a dog, that is news. - John B. Bogart
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. - George Carlin
An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut
My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives. - Rita Rudner
Not all chemicals are bad. Without hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer. - Dave Barry
Dogs laugh, but the laugh with their tails. What puts man in a higher state of evolution is that he has got his laugh on the right end. - Max Eastman
NASA's robot Curiosity landed on Mars. Early pictures show no signs of ESPN or beer. This makes it very clear that men are not from Mars. - Unknown
My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz
If you sang "99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall" and counted all the numbers mentioned throughout the entire song, it would add up to 14,850. - Joe-kster