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Curiosity killed the cat. - English Proverb

A meowing cat catches no mice. - Yiddish proverb

Meow means "woof" in cat. - George Carlin

When the cat dies, the mice rejoice. - African saying

A morning without coffee is like sleep. - Unknown

I like my men like I like my coffee. Silent. - Anna Kendrick

When the cat's away, the mice will play. - French Proverb

How I feel when there is no coffee? DEPRESSO - Unknown

A cat bitten once by a snake dreads even rope. - Arab Proverb

Should I kill myself, or have a cup of coffee? - Albert Camus

I have measured out my life with coffee spoons. - T S Eliot

Going to law is losing a cow for the sake of a cat. - Mark Twain

I only drink coffee grown in high altitude rain forests. - Rob Dyrdek

Life without books, chocolate and coffee is just useless. - Nadun Lokuliyanage

The kind man feeds his cat before sitting down to dinner. - Hebrew Proverb

I think if I were a woman I'd wear coffee as a perfume. - John Van Druten

A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems. - Paul Erdos

Coffee and chocolate - the inventor of mocha should be sainted. - Cherise Sinclair

Behind every successful woman is a substantial amount of coffee. - Stephanie Piro

If the cat sits long enough at the hole, it will catch the mouse. - Irish proverb

A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel

What would life be without coffee? But then, what is it even with coffee? - King Louis XV

The trouble with a kitten is that when it grows up, it's always a cat. - Ogden Nash

I never drink coffee at lunch - I find it keeps me awake for the afternoon. - Ronald Reagan

It doesn't matter if a cat is black or white, so long as it catches mice. - Deng Xiaoping

If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way. - Mark Twain

I love you more than pumpkin spice latte but please don't make me prove it! - Unknown

I was such an ugly kid. When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up. - Rodney Dangerfield

Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier'n puttin' it back. - Will Rogers

It is better to be a mouse in a cat's mouth than a man in a lawyer's hands. - Spanish Proverb

If man could be crossed with the cat, it would improve man, but deteriorate the cat. - Mark Twain

Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after. - Anne Morrow Lindbergh

One day my mortal body will turn to dust, but the Turkish Republic will stand forever. - Mustafa Kemel Ataturk

I just want a hot cup of coffee, black, and I don't want to hear about your troubles. - Charles Bukowski

Without my Vulcan cat suit, Frankenstein wig and pointed ears, I don't get recognized. - Jolene Blalock

One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie is that a cat has only nine lives. - Mark Twain

Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat. - Alex Levine

If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain

A giraffe's coffee would be cold by the time it reached the bottom of its throat. Ever think about that? No. You only think about yourself. - Unknown

Blind dates are treacherous. You don't know who this person is. You wonder, "Should I call my grandma during coffee to get out of this?" - Alan Alda


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