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40 Years In The Desert - The Real Story

Egypt and Desert Stuff - from Moses' Digest

40 Years In The Desert - The Real Story thanks to Alan Barley

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In God we trust. - U.S. Currency Motto

Men plan and God laughs. - Yiddish Proverb

Faith is not bereft of reason. - Ravi Zacharias

Thank God kids never mean well. - Lily Tomlin

God is like a skilful Geometrician. - Sir Thomas Browne

Religion is the opiate of the masses. - Karl Marx

Religions change; beer and wine remain. - Hervey Allen

A man with God is always in the majority. - John Knox

I will praise any man that will praise me. - William Shakespeare

The glory of God is a human being fully alive. - St. Irenaeus

God writes comedy but sometimes has a slow audience. - Garrison Keillor

Many people believe in God, but not many believe God. - Mark Dudley

If God wanted us to vote, he would have given us candidates. - Jay Leno

God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board. - Mark Twain

Prayer is when you talk to God; meditation is when you listen to God. - Diana Robinson

God pardons like a mother who kisses the offense into everlasting forgiveness. - Henry Ward Beecher

Love is an act of faith, and whoever is of little faith is also of little love. - Erich Fromm

I won't take my religion from any man who never works except with his mouth. - Carl Sandburg

Time is the brush of God, as he paints his masterpiece on the heart of humanity. - Ravi Zacharias

The first time I sang in the Church choir, two hundred people changed their religion. - Fred Allen

The less Holy Spirit we have, the more cake and coffee we need to keep the church going. - Reinhard Bonnke

The goal was scored a little bit by the hand of God, another bit by the head of Maradona. - Diego Maradona

God gives men wisdom as he gives them gold; his treasure house is not the mint, but the mine. - Arabic Proverb

Human beings can always be relied upon to exert, with vigor, their God-given right to be stupid. - Dean Koontz

Hope is some extraordinary spiritual grace that God gives us to control our fears, not to oust them. - Vincent McNabb

I know no manner of speaking so offensive as that of giving praise, and closing it with an exception. - Richard Steele

The task of organized religion is not to prove that God was in the 1st century, but that he is in the 20th. - S.H. Miller

Agnostic: A person who says that he knows nothing about God and, when you agree with him, he becomes angry. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I used to ask God to help me. Then I asked if I might help Him. I ended up by asking Him to do his work through me. - J Hudson Taylor

I never considered a difference of opinion in politics, in religion, in philosophy, as cause for withdrawing from a friend. - Thomas Jefferson

God has already arranged a comeback for every setback, a vindication for every wrong, a new beginning for every disappointment. - Joel Osteen

There is a direct relationship between a person's grasp and experience of God's grace and his or her heart for justice. - Unknown

I love to think of nature as an unlimited broadcasting station, through which God speaks to us every hour, if we will only tune in. - George Washington Carver

If God has given you a message, go and give it to the people as God has given it to you. It is a stupid thing to try to be eloquent. - Dwight L. Moody

You can sing all you want about how you love Jesus, but the consecration that doesn't reach your purse has not reached your heart. - Adrian Rogers

In the best, the friendliest and simplest relations flattery or praise is necessary, just as grease is necessary to keep wheels turning. - Leo Tolstoy

The secret of my success? It is simple. It is found in the Bible, 'In all thy ways acknowledge Him and He shall direct thy paths.' - George Washington Carver

God created us for love, for union, for forgiveness and compassion and, yet, that has not been our storyline. That has not been our history. - Richard Rohr

I you can make any leading religion of the world look like complete nonsense, you can be sure of only one thing: you haven't understood it. - Wilfred Cantwell Smith

The only faith that wears well and holds its color in all weathers is that which is woven of conviction and set with the sharp mordant of experience. - James R Lowell


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