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40 Years In The Desert - The Real Story

Egypt and Desert Stuff - from Moses' Digest

40 Years In The Desert - The Real Story thanks to Alan Barley

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Pit Bull Faith - DannyMac

Faith is trust in ultimate meaning. - Viktor Frankl

God made man because he loves stories. - Elie Wiesel

Ultimately, blind faith is the only kind. - Mason Cooley

I'm an atheist and I thank God for it. - George Bernard Shaw

I will praise any man that will praise me. - William Shakespeare

The proverb answers where the sermon fails. - W.G. Simms

When God sneezed, I didn't know what to say. - Henny Youngman

It is very lonely sometimes, trying to play God. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

It is more difficult to praise rightly than to blame. - Thomas Fuller

If you desire praise or esteem, endeavor to merit it. - Norman MacDonald

God is at home, it's we who have gone out for a walk. - Meister Eckhart

We come not to mourn our dead soldiers, but to praise them. - Francis A Walker

And if I please you so, my lover, remember praise is comely. - Countee Cullen

Talent is a loan from God for the relief of man's estate. - Jelal Ad-Din

There lives more faith in honest doubt than in half the creeds. - Alfred Tennyson

A rigorous religion can be conceived and nurtured in ignorance. - Ravi Zacharias

If there's one thing I know, it's that God does love a good joe-k. - Hugh Elliott

It's not dying for faith that's so hard, it's living up to it. - William Makepeace Thackeray

Blessed be Thou, our God and Lord of Hosts, who has not created me a woman. - Jewish Prayer

Church is the only society on earth that exists for the benefit of non-members. - William Temple

God made the world round so we would never be able to see too far down the road. - Unknown

I'm a Catholic deer hunter. I am happy to be clinging to my guns and my religion. - Paul Ryan

Once you have been reconciled to God, you have no problem being reconciled to others. - Fred Luter

may I be I is the only prayer - not may I be great or good or beautiful or wise or strong. - e e cummings

Hope, like faith, is nothing if it is not courageous; it is nothing if it is not ridiculous. - Thornton Wilder

The value of persistent prayer is not that he will hear us, but that we will finally hear him. - William McGill

Praise the Lord. Blessed is the man who fears the Lord, who finds great delight in his commands. - Bible

Talent is God-given. Be humble. Fame is man-given. Be thankful. Conceit is self-given. Be careful. - Harvey Mackay

Do not look down upon any Muslim, for even the most inferior believer is great in the eyes of God. - Abu Bakr

I know why the sun never sets on the British Empire: God wouldn't trust an Englishman in the dark. - Duncan Spaeth

I love these little people; and it is not a slight thing when they, who are so fresh from God, love us. - Charles Dickens

I have sworn upon the altar of God, eternal hostility against every form of tyranny over the mind of man. - Thomas Jefferson

The Christian's Bible is a drug store. Its contents remain the same, but the medical practice changes. - Mark Twain

The task of organized religion is not to prove that God was in the 1st century, but that he is in the 20th. - S.H. Miller

We are all motivated by a keen desire for praise, and the better a man is, the more he is inspired to glory. - Cicero

Drop the last year into the silent limbo of the past. Let it go, for it was imperfect, and thank God that it can go. - Brooks Atkinson

The Bible's full of wine. God ain't got nothing against a little drink to celebrate His Son's birthday with. - Archie Bunker

True faith rests upon the character of God and asks no further proof than the moral perfections of the One who cannot lie. - A.W. Tozer

Join voices, all ye living souls: ye birds,
That singing up to heaven-gate ascend,
Bear on your wings and in your notes his praise. - John Milton


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