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40 Years In The Desert - The Real Story

Egypt and Desert Stuff - from Moses' Digest

40 Years In The Desert - The Real Story thanks to Alan Barley

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Just praise is only a debt. - G Berkeley

A human life is a story told by God. - Hans Christian Andersen

By grace we are saved through faith. - Kevin DeYoung

God heals, and the doctor takes the fees. - Benjamin Franklin

The proverb answers where the sermon fails. - W.G. Simms

A politician... one that would circumvent God. - William Shakespeare

God cannot alter the past, though historians can. - Samuel Butler

I would believe only in a God that knows how to dance. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Jesus was a Jew, yes, but only on his mother's side. - Archie Bunker

God, it seems, is a verb, not a noun, proper or improper. - R Buckminster Fuller

If God forbade drinking, would He have made wine so good? - Cardinal Richelieu

My sole concern has been to save myself by work and faith. - Jean-Paul Sartre

If God wanted us to fly, he would have given us air tickets. - Mel Brooks

Where hope would otherwise become hopelessness, it becomes faith. - Robert Brault

In England there are sixty different religions and only one sauce. - Francesco Caracciolo

The folks in Mississippi are saying, 'Thank God for Texas.' - Kinky Friedman

We are saved by faith alone, but the faith that saves is never alone. - Martin Luther

Silence is the language of God; it is also the language of the heart. - Sivananda

Is man one of God's blunders, or is God one of man's blunders? - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

I found a country [America] with thirty-two religions and only one sauce. - Charles-Maurice de Talleyrand-Perogord

Unless you assume a God, the question of life's purpose is meaningless. - Bertrand Russell

Oh my God! Space aliens! Don't eat me! I have a wife and kids. Eat them! - Homer Simpson

I read the book of Job last night. I don't think God comes out well in it. - Virginia Woolf

Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer. - Mark Twain

God gave us the gift of lie; it is up to us to give ourselves the gift of living well. - Voltaire

We are as much as we see. Faith is sight and knowledge. The hands only serve the eyes. - Henry David Thoreau

Hope is like peace. It is not a gift from God. It is a gift only we can give one another. - Elie Wiesel

Faith has to do with things that are not seen, and hope with things that are not at hand. - Thomas Aquinas

The praise of others may be of use in teaching us, not what we are, but what we ought to be. - Julius C Hare

If you have a mom, there is nowhere you are likely to go where a prayer has not already been. - Robert Brault

Family, religion, friendship... these are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business. - Mr. Burns

How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter? - Woody Allen

Faith is a fine invention
When Gentlemen can see -
But Microscopes are prudent
In an Emergency. - Emily Dickinson

Faith is belief in what you cannot see or prove or touch. Faith is walking face-first and full-speed into the dark. - Elizabeth Gilbert

God allows us to experience the low points of life in order to teach us lessons that we could learn in no other way. - C S Lewis

Englishmen learn Christ's law best in English. Moses heard God's law in his own tongue; so did Christ's apostles. - John Wycliffe

Babies are bits of stardust, blown from the hand of God. Lucky the woman who knows the pangs of birth, for she has held a star. - Larry Barratto

Some keep the Sabbath going to Church
I keep it, staying at Home
With a Bobolink for a Chorister
And an Orchard for a Dome - Emily Dickinson

Starbucks says they are going to start putting religious quotes on cups. The very first one will say, 'Jesus! This cup is expensive!' - Conan O'Brien

Be strong and courageous. Do not be afraid or terrified because of them, for the Lord your God goes with you; he will never leave you nor forsake you. - Bible


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