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40 Years In The Desert - The Real Story

Egypt and Desert Stuff - from Moses' Digest

40 Years In The Desert - The Real Story thanks to Alan Barley

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Religion: a great perhaps. - Francois Rabelais

Just praise is only a debt. - G Berkeley

Thank God kids never mean well. - Lily Tomlin

God sends meat - the Devil sends cooks. - Charles VI

You had no faith to lose and you know it. - Bob Dylan

Rebellion to tyrants is obedience to God. - Thomas Jefferson

Black holes are where God divided by zero. - Steven Wright

Superstition is the religion of feeble minds. - Edmund Burke

God cannot alter the past, though historians can. - Samuel Butler

Enthusiasm is a kind of faith that has been set afire. - George Matthew Adams

When the problem is worry, the prescription is prayer. - David Jeremiah

Spring shows what God can do with a drab and dirty world. - Virgil A Kraft

Prayer does not change God, but it changes him who prays. - Soren Kierkegaard

An ounce of practice is worth more than tons of preaching. - Mahatma Gandhi

Praise is rebuke to the man whose conscience alloweth it not. - Martin F Tupper

When it is a matter of money, all men are of the same religion. - Voltaire

In England there are sixty different religions and only one sauce. - Francesco Caracciolo

Faith must be enforced by reason... when faith becomes blind it dies. - Mahatma Gandhi

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. - Rita Rudner

You can't preach it like it is if you don't believe it like it was. - Vance Havner

Oh my God! Space aliens! Don't eat me! I have a wife and kids. Eat them! - Homer Simpson

You cannot build God's reputation if you aren't willing to risk yours. - Mark Batterson

Faith is taking the first step even when you don't see the whole staircase. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

Pray as though everything depended on God. Work as though everything depended on you. - Saint Augustine

We failed, but in the good providence of God, apparent failure often proves a blessing. - Robert E Lee

may I be I is the only prayer - not may I be great or good or beautiful or wise or strong. - e e cummings

Only one thing is impossible for God: To find any sense in any copyright law on the planet. - Mark Twain

While waiting for a Moses to lead us into the promised land, we have forgotten how to walk. - Wendell Johnson

Do not blame God for having created the tiger, but thank him for not having given it wings. - Indian Proverb

Are you saying that the Rebel Alliance were religious terrorists and Yoda was a benefit cheat? - Dave Turner

There are people in the world so hungry, that God cannot appear to them except in the form of bread. - Mahatma Gandhi

Most people have some sort of religion, at least they know which church they're staying away from. - John Erskine

If you want a religion to make you feel really comfortable, I certainly don't recommend Christianity. - C S Lewis

I always tole God, "I'm gwine to hole stiddy on you, an' you've got to see me through." - Harriet Tubman

Pain is a sign that we are alive. Problems are a sign that we are strong. Prayer is a sign that we are not alone. - Unknown

Treat the Lord Jesus Christ as a personal friend. His is not a creed, a mere doctrine, but it is He Himself we have. - Dwight L Moody

One of our fundamental spiritual problems is this: we want God to do something new while we keep doing the same old thing. - Mark Batterson

Rejoice evermore. Pray without ceasing. In every thing give thanks: for this is the will of God in Christ Jesus concerning you. - I Thessalonians 5:16-18

If you think that praise is due, now's the time to show it, 'cause a man can't read his tombstone when he's dead. - Unknown

The essential element in personal magnetism is a consuming sincerity - an overwhelming faith in the importance of the work one has to do. - Bruce Barton


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