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Ain't Mowing the Lawn Anymore

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Ain't Mowing the Lawn Anymore thanks to Phoebe Moll,Raub, North Dakota

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Music is the shorthand of emotion. - Leo Tolstoy

All hope abandon, ye who enter here! - Dante Alighieri

Human success is a quotation from overhead. - Charles H. Parkhurst

The great hope of society is individual character. - William Ellery Channing

My hopes are not always realized, but I always hope. - Ovid

To do a common thing uncommonly well brings success. - Henry J Heinz

Our hope is as certain as Jesus's grave is empty. - Sam Allberry

Enthusiasm... the sustaining power of all great action. - Samuel Smiles

To invent, you need a good imagination and a pile of junk. - Thomas Edison

If you do not hope, you will not find what is beyond your hopes. - St. Clement of Alexandra

What oxygen is to the lungs, such is hope to the meaning of life. - Emil Brunner

To follow, without halt, one aim: There's the secret of success. - Anna Pavlova

The worst bankrupt in the world is the man who has lost his enthusiasm. - H.W. Arnold

You cannot climb the ladder of success dressed in the costume of failure. - Zig Ziglar

I did not literally paint that table, but the emotion it produces upon me. - Henri Matisse

Initiative is as essential to success as a hub is essential to a wagon wheel. - Napoleon Hill

Hope in reality is the worst of all evils because it prolongs the torments of man. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

I just invent, then wait until man comes around to needing what I've invented. - R Buckminster Fuller

I'd rather be a failure at something I love than a success at something I hate. - George Burns

The toughest thing about success is that you've got to keep on being a success. - Irving Berlin

Losers visualize the penalties of failure. Winners visualize the rewards of success. - Unknown

Optimism is the one quality more associated with success and happiness than any other. - Brian Tracy

As long as we have hope, we have direction, the energy to move, and the map to move by. - Hong Kong Proverb

When we have lost everything, including hope, life becomes a disgrace, and death a duty. - WC Fields

Man alone suffers so excruciatingly in the world that he was compelled to invent laughter. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

The value of another's experience is to give us hope, not to tell us how or whether to proceed. - Peter Block

The most important single ingredient in the formula of success is the knack of getting along with people. - Theodore Roosevelt

Success goes to the ones who do. Get up. Show up. Throw up if you have to. Do it afraid, but do it no matter. - Toni Sorenson

Inspiration comes from within yourself. One has to be positive. When you're positive, good things happen. - Deep Roy

You can catch health, happiness, and success from others just as easily as you can catch worries, bitterness, and failure. - Dale Carnegie

Without inspiration the best powers of the mind remain dormant. There is a fuel in us which needs to be ignited with sparks. - Johann Gottfried Von Herder

None who have always been free can understand the terrible fascinating power of the hope of freedom to those who are not free. - Pearl S Buck

Leadership is all about caring, daring and sharing. Caring for people, Daring to Act fearlessly, and Sharing the success with all. - Sujit Lalwani

What's money? A man is a success if he gets up in the morning and goes to bed at night and in between does what he wants to do. - Bob Dylan

I hope you have not been leading a double life, pretending to be wicked and being really good all the time. That would be hypocrisy. - Oscar Wilde

Living as we do in an age of noise and bluster, success is now measured accordingly. We must all be seen, and heard, and on the air. - Daphne du Maurier

Think twice before you speak, because your words and influence will plant the seed of either success or failure in the mind of another. - Napoleon Hill

Success in almost any field depends more on energy and drive than it does on intelligence. This explains why we have so many stupid leaders. - Sloan Wilson

Life is precious as it is. All the elements for your happiness are already here. There is no need to run, strive, search, or struggle. Just be. - Thich Nhat Hanh

Success is no accident. It is hard work, perseverance, learning, studying, sacrifice and most of all, love of what you are doing or learning to do. - Pele


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