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Ain't Mowing the Lawn Anymore

Enough of the yard work!

Ain't Mowing the Lawn Anymore thanks to Phoebe Moll,Raub, North Dakota

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Inspiration is remembering the future. - Unknown

We judge of man's wisdom by his hope. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I hope your only rocky road is chocolate. - Amanda Mosher

In the kingdom of hope, there is no winter. - Russian Proverb

I buried a lot of my ironing in the back yard. - Phyllis Diller

Success is falling nine times and getting up ten. - Jon Bon Jovi

I am prepared for the worst, but hope for the best. - Benjamin Disraeli

Failure isn't fatal, and success isn't final. - Don Shula

Inspiration fires you up; motivation keeps you burning. - Stuart Aken

What is passion? It is surely the becoming of a person. - John Boorman

There is little success where there is little laughter. - Andrew Carnegie

A work of art which did not begin in emotion is not art. - Paul Cezanne

Success is the one unpardonable sin against our fellows. - Ambrose Bierce

If you don't strive for the best, you will never make it. - Gerald Ford

Making the family a top priority will invariably bring success. - Zig Ziglar

I hope it will be hard for the Russians to jump across that creek. - Gustavus Adolphus

Whenever I see an adult on a bicycle I have hope for the human race. - H G Wells

Success usually comes to those who are too busy to be looking for it. - Henry David Thoreau

A very small degree of hope is sufficient to cause the birth of love. - Stendhal

The key to a healthy lawn is to take care of what happens below ground. - Mike Bechtle

The penalty of success is to be bored by the people who used to snub you. - Nancy Astor

Sometimes it's the people you can't help who inspire you the most. - Melinda Gates

If everyone is moving forward together, then success takes care of itself. - Henry Ford

Success is nothing more than a few simple disciplines, practiced every day. - Jim Rohn

He has achieved success who has worked well, laughed often, and loved much. - Elbert Hubbard

Our imagination is the only limit to what we can hope to have in the future. - Charles F. Kettering

Creativity comes from trust. Trust your instincts. And never hope more than you work. - Rita Mae Brown

Success is a two-bladed golden sword - it knights one and stabs one at the same time. - Mae West

Optimism is the one quality more associated with success and happiness than any other. - Brian Tracy

Put your heart, mind, and soul into even your smallest acts. This is the secret of success. - Swami Sivananda

Your successes and happiness are forgiven you only if you generously consent to share them. - Albert Camus

The most important single ingredient in the formula of success is knowing how to get along with people. - Theodore Roosevelt

Success is one thing you can't pay for. You buy it on the installment plan and make payments every day. - Zig Ziglar

Faith is a fine invention
When Gentlemen can see -
But Microscopes are prudent
In an Emergency. - Emily Dickinson

Question everything. Your love, your religion, your passion. If you don't have questions, you'll never find answers. - Colleen Hoover

The five essential entrepreneurial skills for success: Concentration, Discrimination, Organization, Innovation and Communication. - Harold S Geneen

If we hope for what we are not likely to possess, we act and think in vain, and make life a greater dream and shadow than it really is. - Joseph Addison

Emotion is the chief source of becoming conscious. There can be no transforming of lightness into dark, of apathy into movement without emotion. - Carl Jung

Your surfing can get better on every turn, on every wave you catch. Learn to read the ocean better. A big part of my success has been wave knowledge. - Kelly Slater

Playoff hockey is the best way to market your team. It's the best way to grow your fan base and give hope to your players and for them to develop. - Steve Yzerman


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