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Ain't Mowing the Lawn Anymore

Enough of the yard work!

Ain't Mowing the Lawn Anymore thanks to Phoebe Moll,Raub, North Dakota

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Success is in the details. - Zig Ziglar

Eighty percent of success is showing up. - Woody Allen

When passion rules, she never rules wisely. - Ben Franklin

Human success is a quotation from overhead. - Charles H. Parkhurst

Action is the foundational key to all success. - Pablo Picasso

I rate enthusiasm even above professional skill. - Edward Appleton

Success is not forever, and failure's not fatal. - Don Shula

Hope is the only bee that makes honey without flowers. - Robert G Ingersoll

Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor. - Truman Capote

What is passion? It is surely the becoming of a person. - John Boorman

If you have no critics you'll likely have no success. - Malcolm X

The secret of your success is determined by your daily agenda. - John C Maxwell

There is no elevator to success - you have to take the stairs. - Unknown

Success is the sum of small efforts, repeated day in and day out. - Robert Collier

Women with pasts interest men. They hope history will repeat itself. - Mae West

To follow, without halt, one aim: There's the secret of success. - Anna Pavlova

The real opportunity for success lies within the person and not in the job. - Zig Ziglar

Initiative is as essential to success as a hub is essential to a wagon wheel. - Napoleon Hill

To tend, unfailingly, unflinchingly, towards a goal, is the secret of success. - Anna Pavlova

When you make a commitment, you build hope. When you keep it, you build trust. - Unknown

Success is having ten honeydew melons and eating only the top half of each one. - Barbra Streisand

Passion: A persistent preoccupation with an idea your boss considers unreasonable - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Enthusiasm is the genius of sincerity and truth accomplishes no victories without it. - Edward G. Bulwer-Lytton

Neither should a ship rely on one small anchor, nor should life rest on a single hope. - Epictetus

America did not invent human rights. In a very real sense, human rights invented America. - Jimmy Carter

A continued atmosphere of hectic passion is very trying if you haven't got any of your own. - Dorothy L. Sayers

Be humble enough to admit you're not perfect, but determined enough to strive to be perfect. - Unknown

The secret to my success is that I bit off more than I could chew and chewed as fast as I could. - Paul Hogan

Love is as much a question of the will as it is of the emotion. And if you will to love somebody, you can. - Ramesh Zacharias

I have drawn inspiration from the Marine Corps, the Jewish struggle in Palestine and Israel, and the Irish. - Leon Uris

Dreams are what give us purpose, because without dreams we have no hope, and without hope we have no purpose. - Unknown

What greater aspiration and challenge are there for a mother than the hope of raising a great son or daughter? - Rose Kennedy

Enthusiasm is the inspiration of everything great. Without it no man is to be feared, and with it none despised. - Christian Nevell Bovee

It is the passion that is in a kiss that gives to it its sweetness; it is the affection in a kiss that sanctifies it. - Christian Nestell Bovee

The hope of a secure and livable world lies with disciplined nonconformists who are dedicated to justice, peace and brotherhood. - Martin Luther King Jr.

What's money? A man is a success if he gets up in the morning and goes to bed at night and in between does what he wants to do. - Bob Dylan

Think twice before you speak, because your words and influence will plant the seed of either success or failure in the mind of another. - Napoleon Hill

Lookin' back all I can say about all the things he did for me is I hope I'm at least half the dad that he didn't have to be. - Brad Paisley

It's only lonely at the top if you forget all the people you met along the way and fail to acknowledge their contributions to your success. - Harvey Mackay

Like all parents, my husband and I just do the best we can, and hold our breath and hope we've set aside enough money for our kids' therapy. - Michelle Pfeiffer


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