QuotaBillsPolice do not belong in war zones. - Daniel K Moran
She stood in tears amid the alien corn. - John Keats
Vegan: An alien from the planet Lettuce - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The police are recruited from the criminal classes. - Gore Vidal
The police must obey the law while enforcing the law. - Earl Warren
Our constitution protects aliens, drunks and U.S. Senators. - Will Rogers
Police Station: A place where sleeping is all right in a pinch - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I don't own a camera, so I travel with a police sketch artist. - George Carlin
When a police officer tells you to stay in the car, you stay in the car. - Reese Witherspoon
Sleeping is my drug; my bed is my dealer; and my alarm clock is the police. - Unknown
Oh my God! Space aliens! Don't eat me! I have a wife and kids. Eat them! - Homer Simpson
The police are not here to create disorder, they;re here to preserve disorder. - Richard J Daley
The police force cannot be completely independent of the executive government. - P Chidambaram
He prefers the security of known misery to the misery of unfamiliar insecurity. - Sheldon B. Kopp
If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent? - George Carlin
It is true greatness to have in one the frailty of a man and the security of a god. - Lucius Annaeus Seneca
Real joy seems to me almost as unlike security or prosperity as it is unlike agony. - C S Lewis
Police: The only people who are paid to go around pinching people in the wrong places - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
A man's own good breeding is the best security against other people's ill manners. - Lord Chesterfield
I used to think that one of the great signs of security was the ability to just walk away. - Jack Nicholson
There's only two people in your life you should lie to... the police and your girlfriend. - Jack Nicholson
The police feel that most of the public are against them and that there is a lot of bad feeling. - Peter James
A police force, wherever they are, is made up of amazing people, and I respect them a great deal. - Nancy McKeon
I do not think there is any silver bullet to solving the technology side of the security equation. - John W. Thompson
Police officers may drive black and white cars, however what goes on in their job is a lot of gray. - Arik Matson
Hard work is the soundest investment. It provides a neat security for your widow's next husband. - Unknown
My parents live in a retirement community, which is basically a minimum-security prison with a golf course. - Joel Warshaw
Women are like the police. They could have all the evidence in the world, but they still want the confession. - Chris Rock
Sometimes an alien would stand with a moose, not because of solidarity, but because of accidentally doing it. - Tao Lin
Too many people are thinking of security instead of opportunity. They seem to be more afraid of life than death. - James F. Bymes
The only security men can have for their political liberty, consists in keeping their money in their own pockets. - Lysander Spooner
I haven't reported my missing credit card to the police because whoever stole it is spending less than my wife. - Ilie Nastase
Fish who are caught and released are like the aquatic equivalent of people who claim to have been abducted by aliens. - Bill Murray
People confuse amassing money with security, but it is not so. What a pity to confuse real security with making money. - Billy Graham
I'm being kidnapped by a comforter, sheet and pillow. No need to call the police for I will be released by morning. - Unknown
My best security is within the munitions of an immutable Jehovah, where His unalterable promises stand like giant walls of rock. - Charles H Spurgeon
I think our police are excellent, probably because I have not done anything that has occasioned being beaten up by these good men. - Clement Freud
If Aliens visit us, the outcome would be much as when Columbus landed in America, which didn't turn out well for the Native Americans. - Stephen Hawking
Social Security's not the hard one to solve. Medicare, that is the gorilla in the room, and you've got to put all of it on the table. - Joe Biden
When you have police officers who abuse citizens, you erode public confidence in law enforcement. That makes the job of good police officers unsafe. - Mary F Berry