Alligator Mating
What to do if attacked by an alligator
QuotaBillsSee you later, alligator. After a while, crocodile. - Bill Haley
Don't think there are no crocodiles because the water is calm. - Malayan Proverb
I'm Southern, so alligator tail is pretty interesting and yummy. - LeAnn Rimes
Don't taunt the alligator until after you've crossed the creek. - Dan Rather
An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile - hoping that it will eat him last. - Winston Churchill
I spent most of my 20s with these alligator wrestlers in the swamps of South Florida. - Karen Russell
A gun is not a weapon, it’s a tool, like a hammer or a screwdriver or an alligator. - Homer Simpson
You know you're old when someone compliments you on your alligator shoes, and you're barefoot. - Phyllis Diller
Crocodiles are easy. They try to kill you and eat you. People are harder. Sometimes they pretend to be your friend first. - Steve Irwin