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The law itself follows gold. - Propertius

Divorce: fission after fusion. - Rita Mae Brown

Justice delayed is justice denied. - William Gladstone

Generosity is the flower of justice. - Nathaniel Hawthorne

A bad compromise beats a good lawsuit. - Saying

Do you not know that I am above the law? - James II

Don't judge folks by their relatives. - Unknown

A flagrant violation of international law. - Unknown

Law cannot persuade where it cannot punish. - Thomas Fuller

Don't marry for money; divorce for money. - Wendy Liebman

Where there's a will there's a lawsuit. - Addison Mizner

The police are recruited from the criminal classes. - Gore Vidal

The law must be stable, but it must not stand still. - Roscoe Pound

Lawyers and painters can soon change white to black. - Henry G Bohn

Stop soft soapin' and trying to deterge the judge! - Archie Bunker

Ambition is like hunger; it obeys no law but its appetite. - H.W. Shaw

He taught me housekeeping; when I divorce I keep the house. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

What a cage is to the wild beast, law is to the selfish man. - Herbert Spencer

Injustice is relatively easy to bear; what stings is justice. - H L Mencken

Military justice is to justice what military music is to music. - Groucho Marx

Who would give a law to lovers? Love is unto itself a higher law. - Boethius

There is no grievance that is a fit object of redress by mob law. - Abraham Lincoln

I would uphold the law if for no other reason but to protect myself. - Thomas More

Lawyers are a bad lot... They cheat their living out of honest people. - Albert R Carman

The United States is the greatest law factory the world has ever known. - Charles E Hughes

Be kind to your mother-in-law but pay for her board at some good hotel. - Josh Billings

I told you all lawyers are worthless. After all, it takes won to know one. - Dan Quayle

The only stable state is the one in which all men are equal before the law. - Aristotle

Litigation: A machine which you go into as a pig and come out of as a sausage. - Ambrose Bierce

Guarantee: A legal vehicle which expires on the same day as your mechanical one - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Ethics and equity and the principles of justice do not change with the calendar. - D.H. Lawrence

If a law is unjust, a man is not only right to disobey, he is obligated to do so. - Thomas Jefferson

A jury consists of twelve people who determine which client has the better lawyer. - Robert Frost

May you live your life as if the maxim of your actions were to become universal law. - Immanuel Kant

Lawyers are like rhinoceroses: thick skinned, short-sighted, and always ready to charge. - David Mellor

A criminal remains a criminal whether he uses a convict's suit or a monarch's crown. - Victor Hugo

I find hope in the darkest of days, and focus in the brightest. I do not judge the universe. - Dalai Lama

Law enforcement cannot succeed without the sustained, and informed, interest of all citizens. - Lyndon B Johnson

The law was made for one thing alone - for the exploitation of those who don't understand it. - Bertoit Brecht

You are the one who calls the law of attraction into action, and you do it through your thoughts. - Rhonda Byrne

In Hollywood, an equitable divorce settlement means each party getting fifty per cent of publicity. - Lauren Bacall

I wanted to do something nice so I bought my mother-in-law a chair. Now they won't let me plug it in. - Henny Youngman

Shakespeare said pretty well everything and what he left out, James Joyce, with a judge from meself, put in. - Brendan Behan

Plant seeds of happiness, hope, success, and love; it will all come back to you in abundance. This is the law of nature. - Steve Maraboli

How lawyers make work for one another! You're all priests, worshipping the same god. No wonder you adore one another. - Joyce Carol Oates

If we judge ourselves only by our aspirations and everyone else only their conduct we shall soon reach a very false conclusion. - Calvin Coolidge

I sometimes wish that people would put a little more emphasis upon the observance of the law than they do upon its enforcement. - Calvin Coolidge

A judge who likes every outcome he reaches is very likely a bad judge, stretching for results he prefers rather than those the law demands. - Neil Gorsuch

The Law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich, as well as the poor, to sleep under the bridges, to beg in the streets, and to steal bread. - Anatole France

Lawyers are doubters, skeptics; not in a bad sense. But they never know any thing absolutely and utterly without qualifications or modifications. - G N Tillman


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