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Aussie Definition of 'Lucky'

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Aussie Definition of 'Lucky' thanks to Skippy Wellings

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Luck is the residue of design. - Branch Rickey

Luck never gives; it only lends. - Swedish Proverb

I'd rather be lucky than good. - Lefty Gomez

Out Of Bounds: An exhausted kangaroo - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Well-trained reflexes are quicker than luck. - Unknown

Better a lucky physician than a learned one. - English Proverb

Luck is largely a matter of paying attention. - Susan M. Dodd

What makes a winner as much as anything: luck. - Red Auerbach

What luck for the rulers that men do not think. - Adolf Hitler

LAN Down Under: Local Area Network in Australia - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It does seem like the chocolate brings good luck. - Lauren Oliver

The best luck of all is the luck you make yourself. - Douglas MacArthur

Luck is a matter of preparation meeting opportunity. - Oprah Winfrey

Growing old is something you do if you're lucky. - Groucho Marx

The only thing that overcomes hard luck is hard work. - Harry Golden

Australian Kiss: Same as French Kiss, only down under - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Luck is like having a rice dumpling fly into your mouth. - Japanese Proverb

Just tell yourself, Duckie, you're really quite lucky! - Dr. Seuss

Luck is what you have left over after you give 100 percent. - Langston Coleman

Any time you're near a kangaroo, it's a close call. - Jerry O'Connell

Every day a piano doesn't fall on my head is good luck. - Meg Rosoff

I find that the harder I work, the more luck I seem to have. - Thomas Jefferson

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? - Steven Wright

It's like trying to pin down a kangaroo on a trampoline. - Sid Waddell

We've had bad luck with our kids - they've all grown up. - Christopher Morley

Happiness is a well-balanced combination of love, labour, and luck. - Mary Wilson Little

A lucky person is someone who plants pebbles and harvests potatoes. - Greek Proverb

Shallow men believe in luck. Strong men believe in cause and effect. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The way my luck is running, if I was a politician I'd be honest. - Rodney Dangerfield

Luck is a dividend of sweat. The more you sweat, the luckier you get. - Ray Kroc

Don't ya know it's bad luck to keep icrons in a Christian home? - Archie Bunker

Luck is not something you can mention in the presence of self-made men. - E.B. White

Hard Luck: Something composed of laziness, bad judgement, and poor execution - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I believe in luck: how else can you explain the success of those you dislike? - Jean Cocteau

The world can't end today, because it's already tomorrow in Australia. - Charles M. Schulz

Matt would be fantastic for New York if the Jets were lucky enough to get him. - Donald Trump

People always call it luck when you've acted more sensibly than they have. - Anne Tyler

When black cats prowl and pumpkins gleam,
May luck be yours on Halloween. - Unknown

Make a bet every day, otherwise you might walk around lucky and never know it. - Jimmy Jones

Remember that not getting what you want is sometimes a wonderful stroke of luck. - Dalai Lama

Wherever you go and whatever you do, may the luck of the Irish be there with you. - Irish Blessings

I've had a lot of luck. If I didn't I'd be washing bottles in Russia. - Marat Safin

Watch out when you're getting all you want. Fattening hogs ain't in luck. - Joel C Harris

You can take it as understood
That your luck changes only if it’s good. - Ogden Nash

I'm a great believer in luck, and I find the harder I work the more I have of it. - Thomas Jefferson

You've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya punk? - Dirty Harry

I'm just a lucky slob from Ohio who happened to be in the right place at the right time. - Clark Gable

Life is not so bad if you have plenty of luck, a good physique, and not too much imagination. - Christopher Isherwood

Bad Luck: To have thirteen people seated at the table when you’re paying for the drinks - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn't. - Patrick Murray

Irish boomerang: It doesn't come back, it just sings sad songs about how much it wants to. - Unknown

At 20 a man thinks he can save the world. At 40 he's lucky if he can save part of his salary. - Unknown

A little government and a little luck are necessary in life, but only a fool trusts either of them. - P.J. O'Rourke

I was born lucky, and I have lived lucky. What I had was used. What I still have is being used. Lucky. - Katharine Hepburn

The more we believe in ourselves, the luckier we get. The more we believe in luck, the unluckier we get. - Unknown

I think we consider too much the good luck of the early bird and not enough the bad luck of the early worm. - Franklin D Roosevelt

Melbourne is the kind of town that really makes you consider the question, "Is there life after death?" - Bette Midler

Because of their cuisine, Germans don't consider farting rude. They'd certainly be out of luck if they did. - P.J. O'Rourke

To be successful you have to be lucky, or a little mad, or very talented, or find yourself in a rapid growth field. - Edward de Bono

Fisherman: A sportsman, who sometimes catches a big fish by patience, sometimes by luck, but most often by the tale - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

That's the kind of luck poor Mr. Lincoln had the night he went to the movies, and he sat in John Wilkes' booth. - Archie Bunker

For a long time now I have tried simply to write the best I can. Sometimes I have good luck and write better than I can. - Ernest Hemingway

I'm fairly adventurous with my eating. I've tried kangaroo, and Moreton Bay bugs, which are a kind of lobster, are so good. - Brian O'Driscoll

The only thing that I have done that is not mitigated by luck, diminished by good fortune, is that I persisted, and other people gave up. - Harrison Ford

Now I'm getting sad, just thinking about how it would feel to be parted from my sweet self. Lucky me: I will always have my own company. - Marie Rutkoski


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