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Benched Puppies

Nap time is a community affair

Benched Puppies thanks to Karen Moore

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Every dog has his day. - Unknown

Sleep is the best meditation. - Dalai Lama

Zit: Command given to a spotted dog - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

My little dog - a heartbeat at my feet. - Edith Wharton

Silence is the sleep that nourishes wisdom. - Francis Bacon

He who lies down with dogs, rises with fleas. - English Proverb

Nice guys finish last, but we get to sleep in. - Evan Davis

Judge, could I, waddya call, encroach the bench? - Archie Bunker

No day is so bad it can't be fixed with a nap. - Carrie Snow

Sleep is an excellent way of listening to an opera. - James Stephens

Dogs can't operate an MRI machine but cats can. - Unknown

I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone. - Steven Wright

Do you have 11 protons? 'Cause you are sodium cute! - Unknown

Whenever I climb I am followed by a dog called "Ego". - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown

Sleep, riches, and health to be truly enjoyed must be interrupted. - Johann Paul Friedrich Richter

His insomnia was so bad, he couldn't sleep during office hours. - Arthur Baer

I have nothing against dogs. I just hate rugs that go squish-squish. - Phyllis Diller

I need my sleep. I need about eight hours a day, and about ten at night. - Bill Hicks

To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs. - Aldous Huxley

One cannot think well, love well and sleep well if one has not dined well. - Virginia Woolf

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself. - Josh Billings

A mother's arms are made of tenderness and children sleep soundly in them. - Victor Hugo

There was never a child so lovely but his mother was glad to get him to sleep. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Every boy should have two things: a dog and a mother willing to let him have one. - Unknown

Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after. - Anne Morrow Lindbergh

Work hard. Rock hard. Eat hard. Sleep hard. Grow big. Wear glasses if you need 'em. - Webb Wilder

I came from a big family. As a matter of fact, I never got to sleep alone until I was married. - Lewis Grizzard

A little girl is sugar and spice and everything nice - especially when she's taking a nap. - Unknown

What a pity Hell's gates are not kept by O'Flynn
The surly old dog would let nobody in. - Patrick Ireland

I want to die like my father; peacefully in his sleep, not screaming and terrified, like his passengers. - Bob Monkhouse

When a dog bites a man, that is not news, because it happens so often. But if a man bites a dog, that is news. - John B. Bogart

There is more refreshment and stimulation in a nap, even of the briefest, than in all the alcohol ever distilled. - Ovid

An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut

I'm planning to adopt a dog soon. It wasn't my first choice but my Doctor told me I can't have any biologically. - Bill Murray

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

Well enough for old folks to rise early, because they have done so many mean things all their lives they can't sleep anyhow. - Mark Twain

Study while others are sleeping; work while others are loafing; prepare while others are playing; and dream while others are wishing. - William Arthur Ward

Dogs display reluctance and wrath
If you try to give them a bath;
They bury bones in hideaways
And half the time they trot sideaways. - Ogden Nash

There must be some honest lawyers at the New York bar, and some impartial judges on the New York bench, but I should not like to be set to find them. - Lyman Abbott


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