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Benched Puppies

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France is a dog-hole. - William Shakespeare

Every dog has his day. - Unknown

Dogs never bite me. Just humans. - Marilyn Monroe

Zit: Command given to a spotted dog - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I am I because my little dog knows me. - Gertrude Stein

A morning without coffee is like sleep. - Unknown

A dog in desperation will leap over a wall. - Unknown

Pants: Something a dog does and a man steps into - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Sleep is an excellent way of listening to an opera. - James Stephens

Flatterers looks like friends, as wolves like dogs. - George Chapman

How you make your bed is how you are going to sleep. - Greek Proverb

Without enough sleep, we all become tall two-year-olds. - JoJo Jenson

I would rather sleep in a bathroom than in another hotel. - Billy Wilder

Colliefornia: The American state that has gone to the dogs - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Dilemma of a student: Should I finish my homework or sleep? - Unknown

No man should live where he can hear his neighbor's dog bark. - Nathaniel Macon

When the hares have all been caught, the hunting dogs are cooked. - Laozi

Sleep, riches, and health to be truly enjoyed must be interrupted. - Johann Paul Friedrich Richter

Sleep sometimes is the only precious wage for the hard working man. - Akilnathan Logeswaran

Old age means realizing you will never own all the dogs you wanted to. - Joe Gores

A good laugh and a long sleep are the best cures in the Doctor's book. - Irish Proverb

The trees in Siberia are miles apart - that's why the dogs are so fast. - Bob Hope

As a well spent day brings happy sleep, so life well used brings happy death. - Leonardo da Vinci

If you think you are too small to make a difference, try sleeping with a mosquito. - Dalai Lama

Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night. - Dave Barry

Death had to take him in his sleep, for if he was awake there'd have been a fight. - Theodore Roosevelt

The cure for a broken heart is simple, my lady. A hot bath and a good night's sleep. - Margaret George

It's not the size of the dog in the fight - it's the size of the fight in the dog. - Mark Twain

I love working in Canada. The ovation is great. It makes me feel like I'm the top dog. - Owen Hart

You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather. - Jeff Foxworthy

If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do: pour a little Lavoris in the toilet. - Jay Leno

Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamppost how it feels about dogs. - Christopher Hampton

I sleep with a light on in the bathroom so I can see where I'm at, because I wake up and have no clue. - Carrie Underwood

America is a large, friendly dog in a very small room. Every time it wags its tail, it knocks over a chair. - Arnold Toynbee

My girlfriend's dog died. So I got her an identical one. She was livid; 'What am I going to do with two dead dogs?' - Gary Delaney

When you wake up in the morning, you have two choices: go back to sleep and dream your dreams, or wake up and chase those dreams. - Unknown

The trout enjoys the river,
The whale enjoys the sea,
And dogs love most an old lamp-post,
But you're my cup of tea. - W H Auden

If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain

Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong. - George Carlin

The Law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich, as well as the poor, to sleep under the bridges, to beg in the streets, and to steal bread. - Anatole France


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