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Benched Puppies

Nap time is a community affair

Benched Puppies thanks to Karen Moore

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Love me, love my dog. - English Proverb

Sleeping dogs bark the loudest. - Archie Bunker

The view only changes for the lead dog. - Norman O. Brown

I'm good in bed. I can sleep all day. - Unknown

A throne is only a bench covered in velvet. - Napoleon Bonaparte

The more I see of men, the more I like dogs. - Madame de Stael

Don't think to hunt two hares with one dog. - Benjamin Franklin

Dogs got personality. Personality goes a long way. - Quentin Tarantino

Dogs can't operate an MRI machine but cats can. - Unknown

I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons. - Will Rogers

How you make your bed is how you are going to sleep. - Greek Proverb

Do you have 11 protons? 'Cause you are sodium cute! - Unknown

I make it a rule never to smoke while I'm sleeping. - Mark Twain

Anyone who hates children and dogs can't be all bad. - WC Fields

Coffee is a beverage that puts one to sleep when not drank. - Alphonse Allais

I have never taken any exercise except sleeping and resting. - Mark Twain

Cute enough to stop your heart. Skilled enough to restart it. - Unknown

People who say they sleep like a baby usually don't have one. - Leo J Burke

A dog has lots of friends because he wags his tail and not his tongue. - Unknown

I need my sleep. I need about eight hours a day, and about ten at night. - Bill Hicks

Some people talk in their sleep. Lecturers talk while other people sleep. - Albert Camus

A good laugh and a long sleep are the best cures in the Doctor's book. - Irish Proverb

A mother's arms are made of tenderness and children sleep soundly in them. - Victor Hugo

I look like a real bag lady when I go to Starbucks with my dog and get my chai. - Shirley MacLaine

Observe your dog: if he's fat, then you're not getting enough exercise. - Evan Esar

I love sleep. My life has the tendency to fall apart when I'm awake, you know? - Ernest Hemingway

Sleep is like my cat. I can call him by his name, but he still won't come to me. - Shane Koyczan

Death had to take him in his sleep, for if he was awake there'd have been a fight. - Theodore Roosevelt

Each night, when I go to sleep, I die. And the next morning, when I wake up, I am reborn. - Mahatma Gandhi

I love working in Canada. The ovation is great. It makes me feel like I'm the top dog. - Owen Hart

Most people spend their lives going to bed when they're not sleep, and getting up when they are. - Cindy Adams

Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives. - Sue Murphy

A great many people, and more all the time, live their entire lives without ever once sleeping out under the stars. - Alan S. Kesselheim

Sometimes I feel like a groundhog. I wish that every time I saw my workplace I could just go down the hole and go off to sleep. - Sherry Bane

When you wake up in the morning, you have two choices: go back to sleep and dream your dreams, or wake up and chase those dreams. - Unknown

No one ever wants to see his or her name linked to anything bad. Conscience is like a baby. It has to go to sleep before you can. - Harvey Mackay

I went to the doctor because I'd swallowed a bottle of sleeping pills. My doctor told me to have a few drinks and get some rest. - Rodney Dangerfield

The Law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich, as well as the poor, to sleep under the bridges, to beg in the streets, and to steal bread. - Anatole France

Never play cards with a man called Doc, never eat at a place called Mom's, and never sleep with a woman whose troubles are worse than your own. - Nelson Algren

There is one longing almost as deep and imperious as the desire for food and sleep. It is the desire to be great. It is the desire to be important. - Dale Carnegie


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