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Benched Puppies

Nap time is a community affair

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Let fightin' dogs lie - Archie Bunker

Dyspupsia: Being sick as a dog. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A dog has the soul of a philosopher. - Plato

Don't give up on your dreams - keep sleeping. - Unknown

No day is so bad it can't be fixed with a nap. - Carrie Snow

The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep. - WC Fields

One trained dog equals 60 search-and-rescue workers. - Charles Stoehr

Do you have 11 protons? 'Cause you are sodium cute! - Unknown

Dogs do speak, but only to those who know how to listen. - Unknown

I would rather sleep in a bathroom than in another hotel. - Billy Wilder

Hot Dog: The only animal that feeds the hand that bites it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Cute enough to stop your heart. Skilled enough to restart it. - Unknown

Dogs are getting bigger, according to a leading dog manufacturer. - Leo Rosten

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown

His insomnia was so bad, he couldn't sleep during office hours. - Arthur Baer

A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel

I have nothing against dogs. I just hate rugs that go squish-squish. - Phyllis Diller

If you can't sleep do not count the sheep, worship the Shepherd. - Unknown

Happiness is coming home and knowing your dog is there to greet you. - Unknown

I had rather hear my dog bark at a crow, than a man swear he loves me. - William Shakespeare

Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog. - Franklin P Jones

Old age means realizing you will never own all the dogs you wanted to. - Joe Gores

A good laugh and a long sleep are the best cures in the Doctor's book. - Irish Proverb

The future is shaped by your dreams, so stop wasting time and go to sleep! - Unknown

The trees in Siberia are miles apart - that's why the dogs are so fast. - Bob Hope

Remorse goes to sleep during a prosperous period and wakes up in adversity. - Jean-Jacques Rosseau

Men who are unhappy, like men who sleep badly, are always proud of the fact. - Bertrand Russell

A mother's arms are made of tenderness and children sleep soundly in them. - Victor Hugo

There was never a child so lovely but his mother was glad to get him to sleep. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Plough deep while sluggards sleep, and you shall have corn to sell and to keep. - Benjamin Franklin

I don't feel old. I don't feel anything until noon. Then it's time for my nap. - Bob Hope

I have to tell them that last night was a shameful train wreck filled with blind cuddly puppies. - Charlie Sheen

Don't make the mistake of treating your dogs like humans, or they'll treat you like dogs. - Martha Scott

You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather. - Jeff Foxworthy

For us in Russia, communism is a dead dog, while, for many people in the West, it is still a living lion. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

My father said there were two kinds of people in the world: givers and takers. The takers may eat better, but the givers sleep better. - Marlo Thomas

Dogs laugh, but the laugh with their tails. What puts man in a higher state of evolution is that he has got his laugh on the right end. - Max Eastman

Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong. - George Carlin

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz

If you can't sleep, then get up and do something instead of lying there and worrying. It's the worry that gets you, not the loss of sleep. - Dale Carnegie


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