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Benched Puppies

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Work hard, nap hard. - Demi Lovato

Let sleeping dogs lie. - French Proverb

The dog is the god of frolic. - Henry Ward Beecher

Sleeping dogs bark the loudest. - Archie Bunker

A hard dog to keep on the porch. - Hillary Clinton

Dogs never bite me. Just humans. - Marilyn Monroe

A hungry dog will eat dirty puddings. - Latin Proverb

I am I because my little dog knows me. - Gertrude Stein

There is a time for words and a time for sleep. - Homer

No day is so bad it can't be fixed with a nap. - Carrie Snow

Flatterers looks like friends, as wolves like dogs. - George Chapman

How you make your bed is how you are going to sleep. - Greek Proverb

Properly trained, a man can be dog's best friend. - Corey Ford

If you want your dreams to come true, don't sleep. - Yiddish Proverb

Gigantic: The biggest, scariest bug in your dog's fur - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Coffee is a beverage that puts one to sleep when not drank. - Alphonse Allais

I have never taken any exercise except sleeping and resting. - Mark Twain

Cute enough to stop your heart. Skilled enough to restart it. - Unknown

The only thing worth stealing is a kiss from a sleeping child. - Joe Houldsworth

People who say they sleep like a baby usually don't have one. - Leo J Burke

The quickest way to become an old dog is to stop learning new tricks. - John Rooney

I had rather hear my dog bark at a crow, than a man swear he loves me. - William Shakespeare

A dog has lots of friends because he wags his tail and not his tongue. - Unknown

A good laugh and a long sleep are the best cures in the Doctor's book. - Irish Proverb

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez

Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after. - Anne Morrow Lindbergh

Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. - Lewis Grizzard

The cure for a broken heart is simple, my lady. A hot bath and a good night's sleep. - Margaret George

3 out of 4 voices in my head want to sleep... the other wants to know if penguins have knees. - Unknown

What a pity Hell's gates are not kept by O'Flynn
The surly old dog would let nobody in. - Patrick Ireland

If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is certain dogs I know will go to heaven, and very, very few people. - James Thurber

There is more refreshment and stimulation in a nap, even of the briefest, than in all the alcohol ever distilled. - Ovid

Already, companies that speak in the language of the pitch, the dog-and-pony show, are no longer speaking to anyone. - Unknown

I'm planning to adopt a dog soon. It wasn't my first choice but my Doctor told me I can't have any biologically. - Bill Murray

I think sleeping was my problem in school. If school had started at four in the afternoon, I'd be a college graduate today. - George Foreman

Sometimes I feel like a groundhog. I wish that every time I saw my workplace I could just go down the hole and go off to sleep. - Sherry Bane

If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer. - Alfred N Whitehead

Study while others are sleeping; work while others are loafing; prepare while others are playing; and dream while others are wishing. - William Arthur Ward

I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright

If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain


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