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Benched Puppies

Nap time is a community affair

Benched Puppies thanks to Karen Moore

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Sleep is the best meditation. - Dalai Lama

Zit: Command given to a spotted dog - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I am I because my little dog knows me. - Gertrude Stein

A throne is only a bench covered in velvet. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Our dog died from licking our wedding picture. - Phyllis Diller

Don't think to hunt two hares with one dog. - Benjamin Franklin

Judge, could I, waddya call, encroach the bench? - Archie Bunker

Sleep is an excellent way of listening to an opera. - James Stephens

I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons. - Will Rogers

Be on your guard against a silent dog and still water. - Latin Proverb

Better to be the head of a dog than the tail of a lion. - English Proverb

I would rather sleep in a bathroom than in another hotel. - Billy Wilder

Hot Dog: The only animal that feeds the hand that bites it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Dogs come into our lives and leave paw prints on our hearts. - Unknown

My wife's such a bad cook, the dog begs for Alka-Seltzer. - Rodney Dangerfield

Elixir: What a dog does to his owner when she gives him a bone - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I certainly do not drink all the time. I have to sleep you know. - WC Fields

For we are such stuff as dreams are made on, rounded with a sleep. - William Shakespeare

His insomnia was so bad, he couldn't sleep during office hours. - Arthur Baer

Sleep sometimes is the only precious wage for the hard working man. - Akilnathan Logeswaran

The breeze at dawn has secrets to tell you. Don't go back to sleep. - Rumi

Some people talk in their sleep. Lecturers talk while other people sleep. - Albert Camus

The future is shaped by your dreams, so stop wasting time and go to sleep! - Unknown

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you. - Mary Bly

As a well spent day brings happy sleep, so life well used brings happy death. - Leonardo da Vinci

If I'm traveling, I'll pack socks in my bag - really cute furry ones. - Nicki Minaj

The more I see of the representatives of the people, the more I admire my dogs. - Alphonse de Lamartine

If you think you are too small to make a difference, try sleeping with a mosquito. - Dalai Lama

Raising boys is like raising puppies. One must take them for a walk every few hours. - Jody Defries

Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night. - Dave Barry

Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. - Lewis Grizzard

I love working in Canada. The ovation is great. It makes me feel like I'm the top dog. - Owen Hart

I came from a big family. As a matter of fact, I never got to sleep alone until I was married. - Lewis Grizzard

Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamppost how it feels about dogs. - Christopher Hampton

There are two things in this world that don't last long: dogs chasing cars, and pros putting for pars. - Lee Travino

There is no point at which you can say, "Well, I'm successful now, I might as well take a nap." - Carrie Fisher

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

When you wake up in the morning, you have two choices: go back to sleep and dream your dreams, or wake up and chase those dreams. - Unknown

If you can't sleep, then get up and do something instead of lying there and worrying. It's the worry that gets you, not the loss of sleep. - Dale Carnegie

There must be some honest lawyers at the New York bar, and some impartial judges on the New York bench, but I should not like to be set to find them. - Lyman Abbott


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