Doctors have just created a new birth control pill for men.
I think that's fair. It makes a lot more sense to take the bullets out of the gun than to wear a bulletproof vest.
QuotaBillsI told you I was sick. - B.P. Roberts
The cure for grief is motion. - Elbert Hubbard
Medicine is the best medicine. - Doctors Anonymous
No doctor is better than three. - German Proverb
Society is a hospital of incurables. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
I'm so mean, I make medicine sick. - Muhammad Ali
Happiness is health and a short memory. - Unknown
I speak two languages, English and Body. - Mae West
I've tried body surfing. It's nice. - Ziggy Marley
Sickness comes on horseback but departs on foot. - Dutch Proverb
False Doctrine: Giving people the wrong medicine - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The doctor is to be feared more than the disease. - French Proverb
A little chocolate a day keeps the doctor at bay. - Marcia Carrington
You can't cure stupid, but you can sedate it. - Unknown
A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree. - Spike Milligan
Three out of four doctors recommend another doctor. - Graffito
Reading is to the mind what exercise is to the body. - Joseph Addison
Four wheels move the body. Two wheels move the soul. - Unknown
Health insurance should be a given for every citizen. - Jesse Ventura
After two days in hospital I took a turn for the nurse. - WC Fields
When I die, I'm leaving my body to science fiction. - Steven Wright
Difficulties strengthen the mind, as labor does the body. - Seneca
Contraceptives should be used on every conceivable occasion. - Spike Milligan
What air is to the body, to feel understood is to the heart. - Stephen Covey
If you ignore your health for long enough, it'll go away. - Unknown
Medicine sometimes snatches away health, sometimes gives it. - Ovid
Our health is a voyage and every illness is an adventure story. - Margiad Evans
Medicine is a science of uncertainty and an art of probability. - William Osler
Zeal: A nervous disorder afflicting the young and inexperienced. - Ambrose Bierce
There is no cure for birth and death, save to enjoy the interval. - George Santayana
Growth for the sake of growth is the ideology of the cancer cell. - Edward Abbey
In a sick-room or a bed-room there should never be shutters shut. - Florence Nightingale
Food for the body is not enough. There must be food for the soul. - Dorothy Day
Where there is laughter there is always more health than sickness. - Phyllis Bottome
I'm so ugly my mother had morning sickness - AFTER I was born. - Rodney Dangerfield
There is but one temple in the universe and that is the body of man. - Novalis
I knew a girl so ugly, they use her in prisons to cure sex offenders. - Rodney Dangerfield
Being in a good frame of mind helps one keep in the picture of health. - Unknown
The body is your temple. Keep it pure and clean for the soul to reside in. - B.K. Iyengar
A woman doctor is only good for women's problems - like your groinocology - Archie Bunker
Whiskey is by far the most popular of all remedies that won't cure a cold. - Jerry Vale
The police are not here to create disorder, they;re here to preserve disorder. - Richard J Daley
If you are too smart to pay the doctor, you had better be too smart to get ill. - African Proverb
Have you noticed that all the people in favor of birth control are already born? - Benny Hill
Cookie: The standard method for converting sugar, floor, and butter into body fat - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing. - Redd Foxx
Nothing is wrong with California that a rise in the ocean level wouldn't cure. - Ross MacDonald
Poisons and medicine are oftentimes the same substance given with different intents. - Peter Mere Latham
First the Doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me. - Steve Martin
One day my mortal body will turn to dust, but the Turkish Republic will stand forever. - Mustafa Kemel Ataturk
Life is not over because you have diabetes. Make the most of what you have, be grateful. - Dale Evans
I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places. - Henny Youngman
When once a woman has given you her heart, you can never get rid of the rest of her body. - John Vanbrugh
I've just become a pensioner so I've started saving up for my own hospital trolley. - Tom Baker
Twists are wonderful for whittling your waist, stretching your back, and detoxifying the body. - Mandy Ingber
If you think health care is expensive now, wait until you see what it costs when it's free. - P.J. O'Rourke
The world was made for the body. The body was made for the soul. And the soul was made for God. - Ravi Zacharias
My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are three other people. - Orson Welles
I wondher why ye can always read a doctor's bill an' ye niver can read his purscription. - Finley Peter Dunne
I don't know why they call it heartbreak. It feels like every part of my body is broken too. - Unknown
Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha
German is the most extravagantly ugly language - it sounds like someone using a sick bag on a 747. - Willy Rushton
Diabetes occurs at twice the rate in the African American community as it does in white Americans. - Xavier Becerra
Ignorance is not so damnable as humbug, but when it prescribes pills it may happen to do more harm. - George Eilot
What can be added to the happiness of man who is in health, out of debt, and has a clear conscience? - Adam Smith
My physician has become warden of my medically imprisoned body, pharmaceuticals the bars on my cell. - Grey E. Livingston
Diabetes is a great example whereby, giving the patient the tools, you can manage yourself very well. - Clayton Christensen
The only equipment lack in the modern hospital? Somebody to meet you at the entrance with a handshake! - Martin H. Fischer
A person will sometimes devote all his life to the development of one part of his body - the wishbone. - Robert Frost
My doctor gave me six months to live, but when I couldn't pay the bill he gave me six months more. - Walter Matthau
Many people find themselves with illness as they become successful: higher blood pressure and diabetes. - Zong Qinghou
Kindness and a generous spirit go a long way. And a sense of humor. It's like medicine - very healing. - Max Irons
My fingers are long and beautiful, as, it has been well been documented, are various other parts of my body. - Donald Trump
Going without food or water will kill the body, but the lack of relationship will kill the minds and spirit. - David Jeremiah
An angel is a spiritual creature created by God without a body for the service of Christendom and the church. - Leo Rosten
The doctor sees all the weakness of mankind, the lawyer all the wickedness, the theologian all the stupidity. - Arthur Schopenhauer
Our memories are card indexes consulted, and then put back in disorder, by authorities whom we do not control. - Cyril Connolly
If you do a good job for others, you heal yourself at the same time, because a dose of joy is a spiritual cure. - Ed Sullivan
What some call health, if purchased by perpetual anxiety about diet, isn't much better than tedious disease. - Alexander Pope
Give a man health and a course to steer, and he'll never stop to trouble about whether he's happy or not. - George Bernard Shaw
A small body of determined spirits fired by an unquenchable faith in their mission can alter the course of history. - Mahatma Gandhi
Health is your greatest wealth, so experiencing a marathon and seeing what you're capable of is really special. - Christy Turlington
The doctor may also learn more about the illness from the way the patient tells the story than from the story itself. - James B. Herrick
Concentrating on poses clears the mind, while focusing on the breath helps the body shift out of fight or flight mode. - Melanie Haiken
I chalk up the fact that I got diabetes to my body saying, 'Dude, you have been doing wrong for way too long!' - Randy Jackson
You can catch health, happiness, and success from others just as easily as you can catch worries, bitterness, and failure. - Dale Carnegie
It is reasonable to expect the doctor to recognize that science may not have all the answers to problems of health and healing. - Norman Cousins
We are, as a species, addicted to story. Even when the body goes to sleep, the mind stays up all night, telling itself stories. - John Gottschall
If you removed all the arteries, veins, and capillaries from a person's body, and tied them end-to-end... the person will die. - Neil deGrasse Tyson
Take a music bath once or twice a week for a few seasons, and you will find that it is to the soul what the water bath is to the body. - Oliver Wendell Holmes
I pray for forgiveness. For help and guidance. To be a better person. For the health of my family. For the world to be a better place. - Tyson Fury
Lost wealth may be replaced by industry; lost knowledge by study; lost health by temperance or medicine; but lost time is gone forever. - Samuel Smiles
When a woman puts on a heel, she has a different posture, a different attitude. She really stands up and has a consciousness of her body. - Christian Louboutin
I'm building a glass pyramid over the Egyptian escalator where my body will be mummified, so my customers can come and see me forever. - Mohamed Al-Fayed
When I was born the doctor came out to the waiting room and told my father, "We did everything we could... but he pulled through." - Rodney Dangerfield
A man who cannot work without his hypodermic needle is a poor doctor. The amount of narcotic you use is inversely proportional to your skill. - Martin H. Fischer
If you are going to win any battle, you have to do one thing. You have to make the mind run the body. Never let the body tell the mind what to do. - George S Patton
One of the first duties of the physician is to educate the masses not to take medicine... Soap and water and common sense are the best disinfectants. - William Osler
Behind my smile is a broken heart; behind my laugh I'm falling apart; behind my eyes are tears at night; behind my body is a soul trying to fight. - Unknown
Our food pyramid, the kind of diet that is constantly promoted, is completely warped. It's not based around anything to do with healing your body. - Jessica Origliasso