Doctors have just created a new birth control pill for men.
I think that's fair. It makes a lot more sense to take the bullets out of the gun than to wear a bulletproof vest.
QuotaBillsSickness soaks the purse. - International Proverb
Grief is itself a medicine. - William Cowper
Medicine is the best medicine. - Doctors Anonymous
Diabetes taught me discipline. - Sonia Sotomayor
I think I can wipe out diabetes. - Robert Atkins
Diabetes is caused by melancholy. - Thomas Willis
Diabetes is a lousy, lousy disease. - Elaine Stritch
I'm so mean, I make medicine sick. - Muhammad Ali
The human body is the best work of art. - Jess C. Scott
Surgery is the cry of defeat in medicine. - Martin H. Fischer
The way a doctor writes out a subscription. - Archie Bunker
When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick. - George Burns
I want my food dead. Not sick, not dying - dead. - Oscar Wilde
Always laugh when you can. It is cheap medicine. - Lord Byron
Psychoanalysis is the disease it claims to cure. - Karl Kraus
What whiskey will not cure, there is no cure for. - Irish Proverb
A room without books is like a body without a soul. - Marcus Tullius Cicero
Three out of four doctors recommend another doctor. - Graffito
Reading is to the mind what exercise is to the body. - Joseph Addison
The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep. - WC Fields
The wish for healing has always been half of health. - Lucius Annaeus Seneca
Aging wrinkles the body. Quitting wrinkles the soul. - Douglas MacArthur
Attention to health is life's greatest hindrance. - Plato
Hope is medicine for a soul that's sick and tired. - Eric Swensson
A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running. - Groucho Marx
After two days in hospital I took a turn for the nurse. - WC Fields
A half doctor near is better than a whole one far away. - German Proverb
There is no physician who can cure the disease of love. - African Proverb
Difficulties strengthen the mind, as labor does the body. - Seneca
People who shop in health food stores never look healthy. - Amy Sedaris
A doctor whose breath smells has no right to medical opinion. - Martin H. Fischer
Our health is a voyage and every illness is an adventure story. - Margiad Evans
Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint. - Markus Herz
There is no cure for birth and death, save to enjoy the interval. - George Santayana
Growth for the sake of growth is the ideology of the cancer cell. - Edward Abbey
My goal in life is to have a psychiatric disorder named after me. - Unknown
I'll never forget my wedding day... they threw vitamin pills. - Groucho Marx
Sleep, riches, and health to be truly enjoyed must be interrupted. - Johann Paul Friedrich Richter
The cure for boredom is curiosity. There is no cure for curiosity. - Dorothy Parker
There is but one temple in the universe and that is the body of man. - Novalis
I knew a girl so ugly, they use her in prisons to cure sex offenders. - Rodney Dangerfield
I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick - not wounded - dead. - Woody Allen
Mental will is a muscle that needs exercise, just like muscles of the body. - Lynn Jennings
Financial ruin from medical bills is almost exclusively an American disease. - Roul Turley
Whiskey is by far the most popular of all remedies that won't cure a cold. - Jerry Vale
I'm not sick, I'm twisted. Sick makes it sound like there's a cure! - Unknown
If you are too smart to pay the doctor, you had better be too smart to get ill. - African Proverb
Oh, when I was a kid, I was ugly. When I was born, the doctor smacked my mother. - Rodney Dangerfield
I recently became a Christian Scientist. It was the only health plan I could afford. - Betsy Salkind
If you want to get out of medicine the fullest enjoyment, be students all your lives. - David Riesman
One day my mortal body will turn to dust, but the Turkish Republic will stand forever. - Mustafa Kemel Ataturk
I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places. - Henny Youngman
My body is like breakfast, lunch, and dinner. I don't think about it, I just have it. - Arnold Schwarzenegger
Stress exacerbates any problem, whether it's diabetes, heart trouble, MS, or whatever. - Mary Ann Mobley
Thirty-five is when you finally get your head together and your body starts falling apart. - Caryn Leschen
Nothing can cure the soul but the senses, just as nothing can cure the senses but the soul. - Oscar Wilde
The practice of medicine occurs even in primitive society, but law accompanies civilization. - Saying
We don't come to Canada for our health. We can think of other ways of enjoying ourselves. - Prince Philip
If you're not paying for it through the health plan, you pay for it in the emergency room. - David Lehman
Tanorexia: An obsessive desire to have tanned skin, placing the sufferer at risk of skin cancer - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are three other people. - Orson Welles
I wondher why ye can always read a doctor's bill an' ye niver can read his purscription. - Finley Peter Dunne
A man has reached middle age when he is warned to slow down by his doctor instead of the police. - Unknown
I don't know why they call it heartbreak. It feels like every part of my body is broken too. - Unknown
Diabetes occurs at twice the rate in the African American community as it does in white Americans. - Xavier Becerra
Ignorance is not so damnable as humbug, but when it prescribes pills it may happen to do more harm. - George Eilot
What can be added to the happiness of man who is in health, out of debt, and has a clear conscience? - Adam Smith
Tattoos have a power and magic all their own. They decorate the body but they also enhance the soul. - Michelle Delio
A lot of what passes for depression these days is nothing more than a body saying that it needs work. - Geoffrey Norman
Diabetes is a great example whereby, giving the patient the tools, you can manage yourself very well. - Clayton Christensen
Get well cards have become so humorous that if you don't get sick you're missing half the fun. - Flip Wilson
My doctor gave me six months to live, but when I couldn't pay the bill he gave me six months more. - Walter Matthau
If you would perfect your body, guard your mind.
If you would renew your body, beautify your mind. - James Allen
One in four kids have either pre-diabetes or diabetes - what I like to call diabesity. How did this happen? - Mark Hyman
The doctor sees all the weakness of mankind, the lawyer all the wickedness, the theologian all the stupidity. - Arthur Schopenhauer
My heart, which is so full to overflowing, has often been solaced and refreshed by music when sick and weary. - Martin Luther
Our memories are card indexes consulted, and then put back in disorder, by authorities whom we do not control. - Cyril Connolly
Yoga is really trying to liberate us from shame about our bodies. To love your body is a very important thing. - Rodney Yee
In the sick room, ten cents' worth of human understanding equals ten dollars' worth of medical science. - Martin H. Fischer
What some call health, if purchased by perpetual anxiety about diet, isn't much better than tedious disease. - Alexander Pope
With some diseases, like type 2 diabetes, if people get alerted early, they can take steps to avert getting sick. - Elizabeth Holmes
The soul is placed in the body like a rough diamond, and must be polished, or the luster of it will never appear. - Daniel Defoe
When wealth is lost, nothing is lost. When health is lost, something is lost. When character is lost, all is lost. - Rev. Billy Graham
I was diagnosed with diabetes at age 18. I didn't know what it was, so I went to the library and looked it up. - Ron Santo
The public needs to know - they need to know as much about atrial fibrillation as they do about cancer and diabetes. - Barry Manilow
Sea spaghetti looks like dark fettuccine and has a similar texture - you can get it in health food stores or online. - Yotam Ottolenghi
Despite all our toil and progress, the art of medicine still falls somewhere between trout casting and spook writing. - Ben Hecht
I chalk up the fact that I got diabetes to my body saying, 'Dude, you have been doing wrong for way too long!' - Randy Jackson
My doctor recently told me that jogging could add years to my life. I think he was right. I feel ten years older already. - Milton Berle
Medicine is the restoration of discordant elements; sickness is the discord of the elements infused into the living body. - Leonardo da Vinci
The public blabbers about preventive medicine, but will neither appreciate nor pay for it. You get paid for what you cure. - Martin H. Fischer
A doctor who cannot take a good history and a patient who cannot give one are in danger of giving and receiving bad treatment. - Unknown
I recently went to a new doctor and noticed he was located in something called the Professional Building. I felt better right away. - George Carlin
I went to the doctor because I'd swallowed a bottle of sleeping pills. My doctor told me to have a few drinks and get some rest. - Rodney Dangerfield
When enough people care about autism or diabetes or global warming, it helps everyone, even if only a tiny fraction actively participate. - Seth Godin
Health is the finest possession. Contentment is the ultimate wealth. Trustworthy people are the best relatives. Unbinding is the supreme ease. - Buddha
If I could store lightnings in jars, I'd sell them to sick fireflies to light their way. Only they have nothing to pay for it with but life. - Will Advise
Think while walking, walk while thinking, and let writing be but the light pause, as the body on a walk rests in contemplation of wide open spaces. - Frederic Gros
When you are called to a sick man, be sure you know what the matter is — if you do not know, nature can do a great deal better than you can guess. - Nicholas de Belleville
My mother had a slender, small body, but a large heart - a heart so large that everybody's joys found welcome in it, and hospitable accommodation. - Mark Twain