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Blonde's 710 Cover
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A blonde walked into a Lordco auto accessory parts store asking for a '710 cover' for her car engine. The man at the counter looked puzzled and told her he had never heard of a 710 cover. She explained that her car had always had one since new, but she noticed it was gone after the last servicing.
After spending an hour checking everything in the parts catalogue and consulting several other staff members, one of the service agents asked her if she could draw a 710 cover.
She held up her hands and made a circle about 2 1/2 inches. He still didn’t understand and patiently asked her to draw a picture for him (by that time there were several employees watching the proceedings).
The woman drew a circle (with an edge like a flower) and wrote 710 inside the circle… All the employees started to laugh - why did they laugh?
After spending an hour checking everything in the parts catalogue and consulting several other staff members, one of the service agents asked her if she could draw a 710 cover.
She held up her hands and made a circle about 2 1/2 inches. He still didn’t understand and patiently asked her to draw a picture for him (by that time there were several employees watching the proceedings).
The woman drew a circle (with an edge like a flower) and wrote 710 inside the circle… All the employees started to laugh - why did they laugh?
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Then you add two forkfuls of cooking oil. - The French Chef
What is this, an audience or an oil painting? - Milton Berle
Bikes don't leak oil, they mark their territory. - Unknown
Gentlemen who prefer blondes usually marry brunettes. - Unknown
Formula for success: rise early, work hard, strike oil. - J Paul Getty
Oil is drowning our oceans and drowning our boreal forests. - Winona LaDuke
You used so much oil the U.S. is trying to invade the plate. - Gordon Ramsay
Q: What do you call a blonde with brains?
A: A labrador. - Lee Mack
Stay up and really burn the midnight oil. There are no compromises. - Leontyne Price
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The squeaky wheel may get the most oil, but it's also the first to be replaced. - Marilyn Vos Savant
Drill for oil? You mean drill into the ground to try and find oil? You're crazy. - Unknown
It's great to be a blonde. With low expectations it's very easy to surprise people. - Pamela Anderson
The reason gas prices are so high is because the oil is in Texas and Oklahoma and all the dipsticks are in Washington. - Yakov Smirnoff
I like simple food, seasoned with just salt, pepper, oil and vinegar. Complicated food and complicated lives are never good. - Sirio Maccioni
Moses took us Israelis forty years through the desert in order to bring us to the one spot in the Middle East that has no oil. - Golda Meir
Every essential oil has a healing purpose. I think it's a great gift because it's something that elevates your mood and your health. - Yolanda Hadid
Oil prices have fallen lately. We include this news for the benefit of gas stations, which otherwise wouldn't learn of it for six months. - Bill Tammeus
When I was six, I entered a talent contest. I dyed my hair blond, had a chainsaw and pretended I was Eminem. The old folk weren't expecting that. - Nico Mirallegro
Oil and truth will get uppermost at last. - Proverb
Then you add two forkfuls of cooking oil. - The French Chef
What is this, an audience or an oil painting? - Milton Berle
Bikes don't leak oil, they mark their territory. - Unknown
Gentlemen who prefer blondes usually marry brunettes. - Unknown
Formula for success: rise early, work hard, strike oil. - J Paul Getty
Oil is drowning our oceans and drowning our boreal forests. - Winona LaDuke
You used so much oil the U.S. is trying to invade the plate. - Gordon Ramsay
Q: What do you call a blonde with brains?
A: A labrador. - Lee Mack
Stay up and really burn the midnight oil. There are no compromises. - Leontyne Price
Advice is like castor oil, easy enough to give but dreadful uneasy to take. - Josh Billings
May you have warmth in your igloo, oil in your lamp, and peace in your heart. - Eskimo Proverb
It is wise to apply the refined oil of politeness to the mechanism of friendship. - Colette
It was a blonde. A blonde to make a bishop kick a hole in a stained glass window. - Raymond Chandler
The squeaky wheel may get the most oil, but it's also the first to be replaced. - Marilyn Vos Savant
Drill for oil? You mean drill into the ground to try and find oil? You're crazy. - Unknown
It's great to be a blonde. With low expectations it's very easy to surprise people. - Pamela Anderson
The reason gas prices are so high is because the oil is in Texas and Oklahoma and all the dipsticks are in Washington. - Yakov Smirnoff
I like simple food, seasoned with just salt, pepper, oil and vinegar. Complicated food and complicated lives are never good. - Sirio Maccioni
Moses took us Israelis forty years through the desert in order to bring us to the one spot in the Middle East that has no oil. - Golda Meir
Every essential oil has a healing purpose. I think it's a great gift because it's something that elevates your mood and your health. - Yolanda Hadid
Oil prices have fallen lately. We include this news for the benefit of gas stations, which otherwise wouldn't learn of it for six months. - Bill Tammeus
When I was six, I entered a talent contest. I dyed my hair blond, had a chainsaw and pretended I was Eminem. The old folk weren't expecting that. - Nico Mirallegro
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