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Boulder and Bolder By The Moment

Mountain madness in Boulder, Colorado

Boulder and Bolder By The Moment thanks to Karen Moore

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I'm toad-ally a rock star. - Sonali Gupta

When you reach the top, keep climbing. - Zen Aphorism

Call on God, but row away from the rocks. - Indian Proverb

Scenery is fine but human nature is finer. - John Keats

Rock and roll is the hamburger that ate the world. - Peter York

Costumes and scenery alone will not attract audiences. - Anna Held

It's so much easier to throw rocks than it is to govern. - Karen Bass

I can see myself before myself - a being through dark scenery. - Dejan Stojanovic

I love hiking, paddle boarding and listening to the Veronicas. - Bindi Irwin

NyQuil on the rocks, for when you're feeling sick but sociable. - Mitch Hedberg

When you're on a merry-go-round, you miss a lot of the scenery. - Neil Diamond

An optimist is someone who gets treed by a lion but enjoys the scenery. - Walter Winchell

A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths. - Steven Wright

A truly happy person is one who can enjoy the scenery while on a detour. - Unknown

If it weren't for the rocks in its bed, the stream would have no song. - Carl Perkins

I have to get inspired by something that touches my soul, or rocks my soul. - Steven Tyler

In our progress towards the goal, we ever see more and more enchanting scenery. - Mahatma Gandhi

How difficult it is to save the bark of reputation from the rocks of ignorance. - Petrarch

The knowledge from an enlightened person breaks on the hard rocks of ignorance. - Mahesh Yogi

Civilization began the first time an angry person cast a word instead of a rock. - Sigmund Freud

Diplomacy is the art of saying, "Nice doggie" until you can find a rock. - Will Rogers

After climbing a great hill, one only finds that there are many more hills to climb. - Nelson Mandela

In matters of style, swim with the current. In matters of principle, stand like a rock. - Thomas Jefferson

Work hard. Rock hard. Eat hard. Sleep hard. Grow big. Wear glasses if you need 'em. - Webb Wilder

We should be as water, which is lower than all things yet stronger even than the rocks. - Sioux Proverb

We're all capable of climbing so much higher than we usually permit ourselves to suppose. - Octavia Butler

Who has not sat before his own heart's curtain? It lifts: and the scenery is falling apart. - Rainer M. Rilke

The really happy person is the one who can enjoy the scenery, even when they have to take a detour. - James H. Jeans

Continuity gives us roots; change gives us branches, letting us stretch and grow and reach new heights. - Pauline R. Kezer

I just want to make pictures that are entertaining. I'll leave the scenery chewing to someone else. - Alan Ladd

If Music is a Place - then Jazz is the City, Folk is the Wilderness, Rock is the Road, Classical is a Temple. - Vera Nazarian

The key to a better life isn't always a change of scenery. Sometimes it simply requires opening your eyes. - Richelle E. Goodrich

New Zealand was one of the most beautiful countries to drive through for the scenery and the vast scale of the place. - Louise Nurding

A rock pile ceases to be a rock pile the moment a single man contemplates it, bearing within him the image of a cathedral. - Antoine de Saint-Exupéry

In the confrontation between the stream and the rock, the stream always wins - not through strength, but through persistence. - Buddha

To describe my mother would be to write about a hurricane in its perfect power. Or the climbing, falling colors of a rainbow. - Maya Angelou

With traditional marketing, you tell people you are a rock star. With content marketing, you show them you're a rock star. - Robert Rose

If you like the outdoors, Colorado is a big adventure playground for adults: it's great for skiing, cycling, climbing, and hiking. - Tyler Hamilton

Management is efficiency in climbing the ladder of success; leadership determines whether the ladder is leaning against the right wall. - Stephen Covey

When a poet digs himself into a hole, he doesn't climb out. He digs deeper, enjoys the scenery, and comes out the other side enlightened. - Criss Jami


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