QuotaBillsWhose bread I eat, his song I sing. - Germany Proverb
Bad bread wrecks my outlook on life. - Jeffrey Steingarten
When the cat dies, the mice rejoice. - African saying
What was the best thing before sliced bread? - George Carlin
When the cat's away, the mice will play. - French Proverb
A girl with cotton stockings never sees a mouse. - American Proverb
Bread: 1. Rises without ever sleeping; 2. Raw toast. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The mouse that fears the trap has already been trapped. - Marty Rubin
I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known. - Walt Disney
Men cannot live by bread alone; he must have peanut butter. - James A Garfield
That picture with Lon Chaney - "Of Mouse And Men." - Archie Bunker
A meal of bread, cheese, and beer constitutes the perfect food. - Queen Elizabeth I
People that hate cats will come back as mice in their next life. - Faith Resnick
The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. - Steven Wright
The hardness of the butter is proportional to the softness of the bread. - Steven Wright
All the honesty in the world ain't legal tender for a loaf of bread. - Josh Billings
Man does not live on bread alone: sometimes he needs a little buttering up. - John C Maxwell
It doesn't matter if a cat is black or white, so long as it catches mice. - Deng Xiaoping
Exercise is king, nutrition is queen. Put them together and you have a kingdom. - Jack LaLanne
The hunger for love is much more difficult to remove than the hunger for bread. - Mother Teresa
Why do croutons come in airtight packages? It's just stale bread to begin with. - George Carlin
Ever notice that the hardness of the butter increases with the softness of the bread? - Unknown
Before you build a better mousetrap, it helps to know if there are any mice out there. - Mortimer B Zuckerman
The first time I tried organic wheat bread, I thought I was chewing on roofing material. - Robin Williams
Make pumpkin bread as the default gift for everyone. It is cheap, it is beloved, it is carbs. - Karen Bender
Whatever their other contributions to our society, lawyers could be an important source of protein. - Guindon
There are people in the world so hungry, that God cannot appear to them except in the form of bread. - Mahatma Gandhi
Anytime a person goes into a delicatessen and orders a pastrami on white bread, somewhere a Jew dies. - Milton Berle
Everything is for sale in Hollywood; the fairy tale, the costume, the pumpkin, the footman and the mice. - Amanda Eliasch
Love doesn't just sit there, like a stone; it has to be made, like bread, remade all the time, made new. - Ursula K. Leguin
The odds of going to the store for a loaf of bread and coming out with only a loaf of bread are three billion to one. - Erma Bombeck
Alzheimer's disease starts when a protein that should be folded up properly misfolds into a kind of demented origami. - Gregory Petsko
Went to Disneyland because my daughter's obsessed with Mickey Mouse. She was so excited when I got home and told her. - Ryan Reynolds
For my last meal, I'd want an Irish breakfast with soda bread and one of my dad's omelettes with three or four eggs. - Erin O'Connor
Everybody needs beauty as well as bread, places to play in and pray in, where nature may heal and give strength to body and soul. - John Muir
I've been doing projects outdoors for the public. I made pigeons eat geometry by putting bread out in rhomboids and triangles. - Jenny Holzer
One of the simple but genuine pleasures in life is getting up in the morning and hurrying to a mouse trap you set the night before. - Kin Hubbard
Where our bread is concerned, it is a material matter. Where our neighbor's bread is concerned, it is a spiritual matter. - I.D. Douglas
We who lived in concentration camps can remember the men who walked through the huts comforting others, giving away their last piece of bread. - Viktor Frankl
The Law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich, as well as the poor, to sleep under the bridges, to beg in the streets, and to steal bread. - Anatole France