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Bridge Washout Sign with Sharp Edges

What part of this sign should grab your attention the most?

Bridge Washout Sign with Sharp Edges thanks to Gwen Stevens

Always read the fine print

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An old man in a house is a good sign. - Benjamin Franklin

The bridge to the future in the phallus. - D.H. Lawrence

Praise the bridge that carried you over. - George Colman

In Seine: Those who jump off a Paris bridge - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A spotless house is a sign of a misspent life. - Unknown

To play billiards well is a sign of ill-spent youth. - Charles Roupell

A chip on the shoulder is a sure sign of wood higher up. - Brigham Young

Five exclamation marks, the sure sign of an insane mind. - Terry Pratchett

My wife made me join a bridge club. I jump off next Tuesday. - Rodney Dangerfield

Mistakes are the usual bridge between inexperience and wisdom. - Unknown

Behold the warranty. The bold print giveth and the fine print taketh away. - Unknown

A sign of celebrity is that his name is often worth more than his services. - Daniel J. Boorstin

The hardest thing in life is to know which bridge to cross and which to burn. - David Russell

It is often a sign of wit not to show it, and not to see that others want it. - Suzanne Necker

To be satisfied with yourself is a sure sign that your forward motion has stopped. - Unknown

When a man falls into his anecdotage, it is a sign for him to retire from the world. - Benjamin Disraeli

Contradiction is not a sign of falsity, nor the lack of contradiction a sign of truth. - Blaise Pascal

Education is when you read the fine print. Experience is what you get if you don't. - Pete Seeger

The first sign of maturity is the discovery that the volume knob also turns to the left. - Jerry M Wright

I don't have lungs anymore. Just two spare bags that flew in under a bridge one day. - Dylan Moran

If a cluttered desk is a sign of a cluttered mind, of what, then, is an empty desk a sign? - Albert Einstein

Tears shed for another person are not a sign of weakness. They are a sign of a pure heart. - Jose N Harris

Tears shed for self are tears of weakness, but tears shed for others are a sign of strength. - Billy Graham

If you are discouraged it is a sign of pride, because it shows you trust in your own powers. - Mother Teresa

Politicians are the same all over. They promise to build a bridge even where there is no river. - Nikita Khrushchev

The power of storytelling is exactly this: to bridge the gaps where everything else has crumbled. - Paulo Coelho

If the sign on your heart says, "WELCOME", the love will come pouring in from everywhere. - Susan Jeffers

Your problem is to bridge the gap which exists between where you are now and the goal you intend to reach. - Earl Nightingale

If you're not failing every now and again, it's a sign you're not doing anything very innovative. - Woody Allen

It's a sign of age if you feel like the morning after the night before and you haven't been anywhere. - Unknown

Crying doesn't indicate that you are weak. Ever since you were born it's been a sign that you are alive. - Unknown

She wore far too much rouge last night and not quite enough clothes. That is always a sign of despair in a woman. - Oscar Wilde

Pain is a sign that we are alive. Problems are a sign that we are strong. Prayer is a sign that we are not alone. - Unknown

He that cannot forgive others breaks the bridge over which he must pass himself, for every man has need to be forgiven. - Thomas Fuller

Who is apt, on occasion, to assign a multitude of reasons when one will do? This is a sure sign of weakness in argument. - Harriet Martineau

The greatest sign of success for a teacher is to be able to say, "The children are now working as if I did not exist." - Maria Montessori

Everyone needs a coach. It doesn't matter whether you're a basketball player, a tennis player, a gymnast or a bridge player. - Bill Gates

No sign of pleasure greeted the announcement. The mood in the hall was leaden.
My mood was livelier. Fright is livelier than lead. - Gail Carson Levine

Heard about the young deaf boy who used sign language?
One day he told his mother a dirty joke and she washed his hands out with soap. - Red Skelton

Just be good and kind to your children. Not only are they the future of the world, they're the ones who can sign you into the nursing home. - Dennis Miller


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