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Changing Priorities Ahead

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Changing Priorities Ahead thanks to Karen Moore

Change favors those who are prepared. - Louis Pasteur

An old man in a house is a good sign. - Benjamin Franklin

Words are the small change of thought. - Jules Renard

The eyes have one language everywhere. - George Herbert

The leopard does not change his spots. - William Shakespeare

Work hard, play hard, change the world. - Amazon.com Motto

Be the change you wish to see in the world. - Mahatma Gandhi

Music is the universal language of mankind. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Grief does not change you... It reveals you. - John Green

Lack of time is actually lack of priorities. - Tim Ferriss

Middle age is a nice change from being young. - William Feather

Problems are not stop signs, they are guidelines. - Robert H Schuller

I learned how to change a cloth diaper on a raccoon. - Nikki Reed

If you want to make enemies, try to change something. - Woodrow Wilson

Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be. - John Wooden

The only sure thing about luck is that it will change. - Wilson Mizner

Language exerts hidden power, like a moon on the tides. - Rita Mae Brown

Music can change the world because it can change people. - Bono

When things change inside you, things change around you. - Unknown

Things don't change, but by and by our wishes change. - Marcel Proust

Things don't have to change the world to be important. - Steve Jobs

It is only the wisest and the stupidest that cannot change. - Confucius

Change is like a charging cow. Don't ignore it - milk it. - Andrew Leigh

If the plan does not work, change the plan, but never the goal. - Unknown

Women's styles may change but their designs remain the same. - Oscar Wilde

Other things may change us, but we start and end with the family. - Anthony Brandt

There are three constants in life: change, choice and principles. - Stephen Covey

How do we change the world? One random act of kindness at a time. - Morgan Freeman

Things change and friends leave. Life doesn't stop for anybody. - Stephen Chbosky

Think like a wise man but communicate in the language of the people. - William Butler Yeats

A great many people think that polysyllables are a sign of intelligence. - Barbara Walters

Although there is no progress without change, not all change is progress. - John Wooden

If I want to knock a story off the front page, I just change my hairstyle. - Hillary Clinton

Symptoms are the body's mother tongue; signs are in a foreign language. - John Brown

There is danger in reckless change, but greater danger in blind conservatism. - Henry George

Incremental change is better than ambitious failure. Success feeds on itself. - Tal Ben-Shahar

In order for a thing to be horrible it has to suffer a change you can recognize. - Ray Bradbury

The most beautiful words in the English language are "cheque enclosed". - Dorothy Parker

Policies are many, Principles are few, Policies will change, Principles never do. - John C Maxwell

You may not be able to change the world, but at least you can embarrass the guilty. - Jessica Mitford

You are who you are, and nothing can change that. You're beautiful just as you are. - Karen Flaherty

The first sign of maturity is the discovery that the volume knob also turns to the left. - Jerry M Wright

I used to think that one of the great signs of security was the ability to just walk away. - Jack Nicholson

The world has entered an era of the most profound and challenging change in human history. - Stephen Covey

A person's name is, to that person, the sweetest, most important sound in any language. - Dale Carnegie

Officialese: A government language where you can understand the words, but not the sentences - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

This I conceive to be the chemical function of humor: to change the character of our thought. - Lin Yutang

If we don't change, we don't grow. If we don't grow, we aren't really living. - Gail Sheehy

If a cluttered desk is the sign of a cluttered mind, what is the significance of a clean desk? - Laurence J. Peter

The entrepreneur always searches for change, responds to it, and exploits it as an opportunity. - Peter F Drucker

Sometimes if you want to see a change for the better, you have to take things into your own hands. - Clint Eastwood

If you're searching for that one person that will change your life, take a look in the mirror. - Unknown

The secret of change is to focus all of your energy not on fighting the old, but on building the new. - Socrates

Although he tortures the English language, he has not yet succeeded in forcing it to reveal its meaning. - J B Morton

It is not the strongest species that survive, nor the most intelligent, but the most responsive to change. - Charles Darwin

If you accept the expectations of others, especially negative ones, then you never will change the outcome. - Michael Jordan

I don't need a friend who changes when I change and who nods when I nod; my shadow does that much better. - Plutarch

The key to a better life isn't always a change of scenery. Sometimes it simply requires opening your eyes. - Richelle E. Goodrich

The longer you live, the more you realize you can't change the world, but it doesn't have to change you. - Unknown

Pain is a sign that we are alive. Problems are a sign that we are strong. Prayer is a sign that we are not alone. - Unknown

The pessimist complains about the wind. The optimist expects it to change. The leader (realist) adjusts the sails. - John C Maxwell

Thanksgiving is the language of heaven, and we had better start to learn it if we are not to be mere dumb aliens there. - AJ Gossip

Music expresses feeling and thought, without language; it was below and before speech, and it is above and beyond all words. - Robert G Ingersoll

Don't be afraid of being scared. To be afraid is a sign of common sense. Only complete idiots are not afraid of anything. - Carlos Ruiz Zafon

Never doubt that a small group of thoughtful, committed citizens can change the world. Indeed, it is the only thing that ever has. - Margaret Mead

You never change things by fighting the existing reality. To change something, build a new model that makes the existing model obsolete. - R Buckminster Fuller

Music is a language that doesn't speak in particular words. It speaks in emotions, and if it's in the bones, it's in the bones. - Keith Richards

Sometimes a miracle is a change in material conditions, such as physical healing. At other times, it is a psychological or emotional change. - Marianne Williamson

NASA's robot Curiosity landed on Mars. Early pictures show no signs of ESPN or beer. This makes it very clear that men are not from Mars. - Unknown

Time heals griefs and quarrels, for we change and are no longer the same persons. Neither the offender nor the offended are any more themselves. - Blaise Pascal

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