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Changing Priorities Ahead

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Changing Priorities Ahead thanks to Karen Moore

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Things do not change; we change. - Henry David Thoreau

One shoe change can change your life. - Cinderella

Language is a virus from outer space. - William S Burroughs

Words are the small change of thought. - Jules Renard

A riot is the language of the unheard. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

Speech is the small change of silence. - George Meredith

Life is change. Growth is optional. Choose wisely. - Karen K Clark

Lawyers and painters can soon change white to black. - Henry G Bohn

Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing. - Robert Benchley

A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory. - Steven Wright

The art of communication is the language of leadership. - James Humes

If you can't change your fate, change your attitude. - Amy Tan

When things change inside you, things change around you. - Unknown

If it doesn't challenge you, it won't change you. - Fred Devito

Real programmers can write assembly code in any language. - Larry Wall

Our heads are round so that thoughts can change direction. - Francis Picabia

People don't resist change. They resist being changed. - Peter Senge

How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign? - George Carlin

Without destruction, there is no creation, there is no change. - Oda Nobunaga

A person doesn't have to change who he is to become better. - Sidney Poitier

When we make God's priorities our priorities, God blesses us. - David Jeremiah

Very often a change of self is needed more than a change of scene. - Unknown

Your life does not get better by chance. It gets better by change. - Unknown

Just one positive thought in the morning can change your whole day. - Unknown

England and America are two countries separated by a common language. - George Bernard Shaw

No matter what anybody tells you, words and ideas can change the world. - Robin Williams

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see. - Mark Twain

Cause Change & Lead
Accept Change & Survive
Resist Change & Die - Ray Norda

Although there is no progress without change, not all change is progress. - John Wooden

Dreams say what they mean, but they don't say it in daytime language. - Gail Godwin

When you change the way you look at things, the things you look at change. - Wayne Dyer

Education is the most powerful weapon which you can use to change the world. - Nelson Mandela

I got something important here to read and sign and I gotta consecrate on that. - Archie Bunker

Change your life today. Don't gamble on the future, act now, without delay. - Simone de Beauvoir

Ethics and equity and the principles of justice do not change with the calendar. - D.H. Lawrence

Three problems we have: lack of boundaries, insufficient language, incompletions. - Thomas Leonard

Change comes more from managing the journey than from announcing the destination. - William Bridges

If we could see the miracle of a single flower clearly, our whole life would change. - Buddha

People who are crazy enough to think they can change the world, are the ones who do. - Steve Jobs

When you forgive, you in no way change the past - but you sure do change the future. - Bernard Meltzer

When a man falls into his anecdotage, it is a sign for him to retire from the world. - Benjamin Disraeli

The affection you get back from children is sixpence given as change for a sovereign. - Edith Nesbit

Wars of nations are fought to change maps. But wars of poverty are fought to map change. - Muhammad Ali

The world has entered an era of the most profound and challenging change in human history. - Stephen Covey

You can't change your situation. The only thing you can change is how you deal with it. - 500 Days of Summer

Officialese: A government language where you can understand the words, but not the sentences - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If a cluttered desk is the sign of a cluttered mind, what is the significance of a clean desk? - Laurence J. Peter

I can't go back and change the beginning, but I can start where I am and change the ending. - C S Lewis

Real, sustainable community change requires the initiative and engagement of community members. - Helene D Gayle

To exist is to change, to change is to mature, to mature is to go on creating oneself endlessly. - Henri L. Bergson

You may not be able to change a situation, but with humor you can change your attitude about it. - Allen Klein

There are many things we do not want in this world. Let us not just mourn them; let us change them. - Ferdinand Marcos

I saw a sign: "Rest Area 25 Miles". That's pretty big. Some people must be really tired. - Steven Wright

Continuity gives us roots; change gives us branches, letting us stretch and grow and reach new heights. - Pauline R. Kezer

It is not the strongest or the most intelligent who will survive, but those who can best manage change. - Charles Darwin

Worrying is a waste of time. It doesn't change anything. It messes with your mind and steals your happiness. - Unknown

What would happen if we were all brave enough to be a little bit more ambitious? I think the world would change. - Reese Witherspoon

Pain is a sign that we are alive. Problems are a sign that we are strong. Prayer is a sign that we are not alone. - Unknown

He who rejects change is the architect of decay. The only human institution which rejects progress is the cemetery. - Harold Wilson

I cannot say whether things will get better if we change; what I can say is that they must change if they are to get better. - Georg Christoph Lichtenberg

Change and growth take place when a person has risked himself and dares to become involved with experimenting with his own life. - Herbert Otto

Don't knock the weather. Nine-tenths of the people couldn't start a conversation if it didn't change once in a while. - Kin Hubbard

If you talk to a man in a language he understands, that goes to his head. If you talk to him in his language, that goes to his heart. - Nelson Mandela

The talk you hear about adapting to change is not only stupid, it's dangerous. The only way you can manage change is to create it. - Peter F Drucker

No sign of pleasure greeted the announcement. The mood in the hall was leaden.
My mood was livelier. Fright is livelier than lead. - Gail Carson Levine

He who cannot change the very fabric of his thought will never be able to change reality, and will never, therefore, make any progress. - Anwar Sadat

You never change things by fighting the existing reality. To change something, build a new model that makes the existing model obsolete. - R Buckminster Fuller

Sometimes a miracle is a change in material conditions, such as physical healing. At other times, it is a psychological or emotional change. - Marianne Williamson

NASA's robot Curiosity landed on Mars. Early pictures show no signs of ESPN or beer. This makes it very clear that men are not from Mars. - Unknown

Those who speak of progression but are afraid of change are self-repressed and therefore unable to reach any further than their eyes can already see. - Criss Jami


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