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Changing Priorities Ahead

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Changing Priorities Ahead thanks to Karen Moore

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Change favors those who are prepared. - Louis Pasteur

An old man in a house is a good sign. - Benjamin Franklin

A riot is the language of the unheard. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

Change your thoughts and you change your world. - Norman Vincent Peale

I learned how to change a cloth diaper on a raccoon. - Nikki Reed

Don't change horses in the middle of the stream. - Dutch Proverb

The more things change, the more they remain the same. - Alphonse Karr

The only sure thing about luck is that it will change. - Wilson Mizner

Five exclamation marks, the sure sign of an insane mind. - Terry Pratchett

Things don't have to change the world to be important. - Steve Jobs

To improve is to change; to be perfect is to change often. - Winston Churchill

You must welcome change as the rule but not as your ruler. - Denis Waitley

People don't resist change. They resist being changed. - Peter Senge

Those who cannot change their minds cannot change anything. - George Bernard Shaw

Change is like a charging cow. Don't ignore it - milk it. - Andrew Leigh

A person doesn't have to change who he is to become better. - Sidney Poitier

I can change a No. 1 diaper in 30 seconds and a No. 2 in a minute. - John Tesh

Real listening is a willingness to let the other person change you. - Alan Alda

Just one positive thought in the morning can change your whole day. - Unknown

Forgiveness does not change the past, but it does enlarge the future. - Paul Boese

A great many people think that polysyllables are a sign of intelligence. - Barbara Walters

Although there is no progress without change, not all change is progress. - John Wooden

If I want to knock a story off the front page, I just change my hairstyle. - Hillary Clinton

Never allow someone to be your priority while you're just their option. - Unknown

The sign said "eight items or less." So I changed my name to Les. - Steven Wright

There is danger in reckless change, but greater danger in blind conservatism. - Henry George

It is often a sign of wit not to show it, and not to see that others want it. - Suzanne Necker

How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb? How many can you afford? - Blanche Knott

Change your life today. Don't gamble on the future, act now, without delay. - Simone de Beauvoir

Change comes more from managing the journey than from announcing the destination. - William Bridges

To be satisfied with yourself is a sure sign that your forward motion has stopped. - Unknown

We can have no progress without change, whether it be basketball or anything else. - John Wooden

Language: The blood of the soul into which thoughts run, and out of which they grow - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The language of the law must not be foreign to the ears of those who are to obey it. - Learned hand

I don't believe in the after life, although I am bringing a change of underwear. - Woody Allen

Moving doesn't change who you are. It only changes the view outside your window. - Rachel Hollis

Contradiction is not a sign of falsity, nor the lack of contradiction a sign of truth. - Blaise Pascal

Great literature is simply language charged with meaning to the utmost possible degree. - Ezra Pound

You are who you are, and nothing can change that. You're beautiful just as you are. - Karen Flaherty

Tears shed for another person are not a sign of weakness. They are a sign of a pure heart. - Jose N Harris

The first man to use abusive language instead of his fists was the founder of civilization. - Sigmund Freud

It's a strange world of language in which skating on thin ice can get you into hot water. - Franklin P. Jones

If you focus on results, you will never change. If you focus on change, you will get results. - Jack Dixon

People want change but not too much change. Finding that balance is tricky for every politician. - Eleanor Clift

Yesterday I was clever, so I wanted to change the world. Today I am wise, so I am changing myself. - Rumi

There are many things we do not want in this world. Let us not just mourn them; let us change them. - Ferdinand Marcos

I saw a sign: "Rest Area 25 Miles". That's pretty big. Some people must be really tired. - Steven Wright

The only way you can sustain a permanent change is to create a new way of thinking, acting, and being. - Jennifer Hudson

Continuity gives us roots; change gives us branches, letting us stretch and grow and reach new heights. - Pauline R. Kezer

Decide what you want, what you are willing to exchange for it. Establish your priorities and go to work. - HL Hunt

If you're not failing every now and again, it's a sign you're not doing anything very innovative. - Woody Allen

It's a sign of age if you feel like the morning after the night before and you haven't been anywhere. - Unknown

What we think determines what happens to us, so if we want to change our lives, we need to stretch our minds. - Wayne Dyer

We dream to give ourselves hope. To stop dreaming - well, that's like saying you can never change your fate. - Amy Tan

When obstacles arise, you change your direction to reach your goal. You do not change your decision to get there. - Zig Ziglar

What politicians want to create is irreversible change because when you leave office someone changes it back again. - Estelle Morris

He who rejects change is the architect of decay. The only human institution which rejects progress is the cemetery. - Harold Wilson

It is not the strongest of the species that survive, nor the most intelligent, but the one most responsive to change. - Charles Darwin

Thanksgiving is the language of heaven, and we had better start to learn it if we are not to be mere dumb aliens there. - AJ Gossip

Learning is a lifelong process of keeping abreast of change. And the most pressing task is to teach people how to learn. - Peter F Drucker

If you want to make a permanent change, stop focusing on the size of your problems and start focusing on the size of you. - T. Harv Eker

Morals are an acquirement - like music, like a foreign language, like piety, poker, paralysis - no man is born with them. - Mark Twain

The nine most terrifying words in the English language are,
"I'm from the government and I'm here to help." - Ronald Reagan

The greatest sign of success for a teacher is to be able to say, "The children are now working as if I did not exist." - Maria Montessori

The symbolic language of the crucifixion is the death of the old paradigm; resurrection is a leap into a whole new way of thinking. - Deepak Chopra

No sign of pleasure greeted the announcement. The mood in the hall was leaden.
My mood was livelier. Fright is livelier than lead. - Gail Carson Levine

A man’s life is interesting primarily when he has failed – I well know. For it’s a sign that he tried to surpass himself. - Georges Clemenceau

You never change things by fighting the existing reality. To change something, build a new model that makes the existing model obsolete. - R Buckminster Fuller

Music is a language that doesn't speak in particular words. It speaks in emotions, and if it's in the bones, it's in the bones. - Keith Richards

Sometimes a miracle is a change in material conditions, such as physical healing. At other times, it is a psychological or emotional change. - Marianne Williamson


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