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Changing Priorities Ahead

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Changing Priorities Ahead thanks to Karen Moore

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A zebra does not change its spots. - Al Gore

One shoe change can change your life. - Cinderella

Language is a virus from outer space. - William S Burroughs

The leopard does not change his spots. - William Shakespeare

Change begins at the end of your comfort zone. - Roy T Bennett

Someday change will be accepted as life itself. - Shirley MacLaine

Problems are not stop signs, they are guidelines. - Robert H Schuller

Lawyers and painters can soon change white to black. - Henry G Bohn

Change is inevitable... except from vending machines. - Steven Wright

Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be. - John Wooden

The only sure thing about luck is that it will change. - Wilson Mizner

If you can't change your fate, change your attitude. - Amy Tan

Our heads are round so that thoughts can change direction. - Francis Picabia

To improve is to change; to be perfect is to change often. - Winston Churchill

There is no language like the Irish for soothing and quieting. - John Millington Synge

Women's styles may change but their designs remain the same. - Oscar Wilde

The truth does not change according to our ability to stomach it. - Flannery O'Connor

Real listening is a willingness to let the other person change you. - Alan Alda

Just one positive thought in the morning can change your whole day. - Unknown

Things change and friends leave. Life doesn't stop for anybody. - Stephen Chbosky

It is only the very wisest and the very stupidest who cannot change. - Confucius

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see. - Mark Twain

If you don't like what is being said, then change the conversation. - Don Draper

Your desire to change must be greater than your desire to stay the same. - Unknown

Cause Change & Lead
Accept Change & Survive
Resist Change & Die - Ray Norda

Symptoms are the body's mother tongue; signs are in a foreign language. - John Brown

Don't let the world change your smile, let your smile change the world. - Unknown

I got something important here to read and sign and I gotta consecrate on that. - Archie Bunker

To change one's life: Start immediately. Do it flamboyantly. No exceptions. - William James

In order for a thing to be horrible it has to suffer a change you can recognize. - Ray Bradbury

A fanatic is one who won't change his mind and won't change the subject. - Winston Churchill

You never have to change anything you got up in the middle of the night to write. - Saul Bellow

They always say time changes things, but you actually have to change them yourself. - Andy Warhol

When a man falls into his anecdotage, it is a sign for him to retire from the world. - Benjamin Disraeli

I don't believe in the after life, although I am bringing a change of underwear. - Woody Allen

It's amazing how the world begins to change through the eyes of a cup of coffee. - Donna A Favors

You are who you are, and nothing can change that. You're beautiful just as you are. - Karen Flaherty

Everybody laughs the same in every language because laughter is a universal connection. - Yakov Smirnoff

The first sign of maturity is the discovery that the volume knob also turns to the left. - Jerry M Wright

The main dangers in this life are the people who want to change everything... or nothing. - Lady Astor

Never make fun of someone who speaks broken English. It means they know another language. - H. Jackson Brown, Jr.

The first man to use abusive language instead of his fists was the founder of civilization. - Sigmund Freud

Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to change the locks. - Doug Larson

If you focus on results, you will never change. If you focus on change, you will get results. - Jack Dixon

I can't go back and change the beginning, but I can start where I am and change the ending. - C S Lewis

The entrepreneur always searches for change, responds to it, and exploits it as an opportunity. - Peter F Drucker

If you're searching for that one person that will change your life, take a look in the mirror. - Unknown

Yesterday I was clever, so I wanted to change the world. Today I am wise, so I am changing myself. - Rumi

Winning depends on where you put your priorities. It's usually best to put them over the fence. - Jason Giambi

Music is the language of the spirit. It opens the secret of life bringing peace, abolishing strife. - Kahlil Gibran

The secret of change is to focus all of your energy not on fighting the old, but on building the new. - Socrates

The function of prayer is not to influence God, but rather to change the nature of the one who prays. - Soren Kierkegaard

If you accept the expectations of others, especially negative ones, then you never will change the outcome. - Michael Jordan

Leaders should always expect the very best of those around them. They know that people can change and grow. - Warren Bennis

Violence of language leads to violence of action. Angry men seldom fight if their tongues do not lead the fray. - Charles V Roman

The longer you live, the more you realize you can't change the world, but it doesn't have to change you. - Unknown

Worrying is a waste of time. It doesn't change anything. It messes with your mind and steals your happiness. - Unknown

We dream to give ourselves hope. To stop dreaming - well, that's like saying you can never change your fate. - Amy Tan

Travel is more than the seeing of sights; it is a change that goes on, deep and permanent, in the ideas of living. - Miriam Beard

Morals are an acquirement - like music, like a foreign language, like piety, poker, paralysis - no man is born with them. - Mark Twain

I'm not saying I'm gonna change the world, but I guarantee that I will spark the brain that will change the world. - Tupac Shakur

Vision without action is merely a dream. Action without vision just passes the time. Vision with action can change the world. - Joel Arthur Barker

Change and growth take place when a person has risked himself and dares to become involved with experimenting with his own life. - Herbert Otto

You will never change your life until you change something you do daily. The secret of your success is found in your daily routine. - John C Maxwell

I glanced out the window at the signs of spring. The sky was almost blue, the trees were almost budding, the sun was almost bright. - Millard Kaufman

When you win the World Series, like we did with The Apprentice, you don't make too many changes. The big change is always the cast. - Donald Trump

Sometimes a miracle is a change in material conditions, such as physical healing. At other times, it is a psychological or emotional change. - Marianne Williamson

Just be good and kind to your children. Not only are they the future of the world, they're the ones who can sign you into the nursing home. - Dennis Miller

Change will not come if we wait for some other person or some other time. We are the ones we've been waiting for. We are the change that we seek. - Barack Obama

No one is in control of your happiness but you; therefore, you have the power to change anything about yourself or your life that you want to change. - Barbara DeAngelis


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