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Changing Priorities Ahead

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Changing Priorities Ahead thanks to Karen Moore

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Change favors those who are prepared. - Louis Pasteur

Language is a virus from outer space. - William S Burroughs

Fashions change, but style is forever. - Unknown

Dance is the hidden language of the soul. - Martha Graham

There is nothing permanent except change. - Heraclitus

Lack of time is actually lack of priorities. - Tim Ferriss

All is change; all yields its place and goes. - Euripides

Men and times change, but principles - never. - Grover Cleveland

Speed is not a priority, just enjoy your hike. - Barry Putra

Denying the truth doesn't change the facts. - Unknown

Life is change. Growth is optional. Choose wisely. - Karen K Clark

Language exerts hidden power, like a moon on the tides. - Rita Mae Brown

Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing. - Robert Benchley

A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory. - Steven Wright

If the facts don't fit the theory, change the facts. - Albert Einstein

Five exclamation marks, the sure sign of an insane mind. - Terry Pratchett

To improve is to change; to be perfect is to change often. - Winston Churchill

You must welcome change as the rule but not as your ruler. - Denis Waitley

If you wouldn't write it and sign it, don't say it. - Earl Wilson

We need a president who's fluent in at least one language. - Buck Henry

One child, one teacher, one book, one pen can change the world. - Malala Yousafzai

Reality can be lost when reason and language have been violated. - Ravi Zacharias

You can change your beliefs so they empower your dreams and desires. - Marcia Wieder

It is only the very wisest and the very stupidest who cannot change. - Confucius

Think like a wise man but communicate in the language of the people. - William Butler Yeats

England and America are two countries separated by a common language. - George Bernard Shaw

Stay the course, light a star, change the world where'er you are. - Richard Le Gallienne

My wife's an earth sign. I'm a water sign. Together we make mud. - Henny Youngman

Your desire to change must be greater than your desire to stay the same. - Unknown

Find someone who will change your life, not just your relationship status. - Abdul'Rauf Hashmi

Symptoms are the body's mother tongue; signs are in a foreign language. - John Brown

Don't let the world change your smile, let your smile change the world. - Unknown

Education is the most powerful weapon which you can use to change the world. - Nelson Mandela

Change your life today. Don't gamble on the future, act now, without delay. - Simone de Beauvoir

To change one's life: Start immediately. Do it flamboyantly. No exceptions. - William James

Any change, even a change for the better, is always accompanied by discomforts. - Arnold Bennett

Policies are many, Principles are few, Policies will change, Principles never do. - John C Maxwell

To be satisfied with yourself is a sure sign that your forward motion has stopped. - Unknown

When you forgive, you in no way change the past - but you sure do change the future. - Bernard Meltzer

When a man falls into his anecdotage, it is a sign for him to retire from the world. - Benjamin Disraeli

You are who you are, and nothing can change that. You're beautiful just as you are. - Karen Flaherty

Never make fun of someone who speaks broken English. It means they know another language. - H. Jackson Brown, Jr.

Education doesn't change life much. It just lifts trouble to a higher plane of regard. - Robert Frost

I used to think that one of the great signs of security was the ability to just walk away. - Jack Nicholson

The world has entered an era of the most profound and challenging change in human history. - Stephen Covey

If you don't like something, change it. If you can't change it, change your attitude. - Maya Angelou

If you focus on results, you will never change. If you focus on change, you will get results. - Jack Dixon

If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank. - Woody Allen

Winning depends on where you put your priorities. It's usually best to put them over the fence. - Jason Giambi

Music is the language of the spirit. It opens the secret of life bringing peace, abolishing strife. - Kahlil Gibran

I saw a sign: "Rest Area 25 Miles". That's pretty big. Some people must be really tired. - Steven Wright

What good is an idea if it remains an idea? Try. Experiment. Iterate. Fail. Try again. Change the world. - Simon Sinek

Be fanatically positive and militantly optimistic. If something is not to your liking, change your liking. - Rick Steves

I don't need a friend who changes when I change and who nods when I nod; my shadow does that much better. - Plutarch

What we think determines what happens to us, so if we want to change our lives, we need to stretch our minds. - Wayne Dyer

Violence of language leads to violence of action. Angry men seldom fight if their tongues do not lead the fray. - Charles V Roman

The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us. - Bill Watterson

Change your belief that struggle and striving are necessary for success and watch how smoothly everything can go. - Unknown

The pessimist complains about the wind. The optimist expects it to change. The leader (realist) adjusts the sails. - John C Maxwell

Women marry men hoping they will change. Men marry women hoping they will not. So each is inevitably disappointed. - Albert Einstein

What politicians want to create is irreversible change because when you leave office someone changes it back again. - Estelle Morris

Why does a woman work ten years to change a man's habits and then complain that he's not the man she married? - Barbara Streisand

Music expresses feeling and thought, without language; it was below and before speech, and it is above and beyond all words. - Robert G Ingersoll

Don't knock the weather. Nine-tenths of the people couldn't start a conversation if it didn't change once in a while. - Kin Hubbard

Never doubt that a small group of thoughtful, committed citizens can change the world. Indeed, it is the only thing that ever has. - Margaret Mead

A man’s life is interesting primarily when he has failed – I well know. For it’s a sign that he tried to surpass himself. - Georges Clemenceau

You never change things by fighting the existing reality. To change something, build a new model that makes the existing model obsolete. - R Buckminster Fuller

The only happy artist is a dead artist, because only then you can't change. After I die, I'll probably come back as a paintbrush. - Sylvester Stallone

NASA's robot Curiosity landed on Mars. Early pictures show no signs of ESPN or beer. This makes it very clear that men are not from Mars. - Unknown

I remain convinced that obstinate addiction to ordinary language in our private thoughts is one of the main obstacles to progress in philosophy. - Bertrand Russell


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