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Hell is separation from God. - Billy Graham

The law itself follows gold. - Propertius

Make crime pay. Become a lawyer. - Will Rogers

Lawsuits: Clothes worn by an attorney - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name. - Steven Wright

A flagrant violation of international law. - Unknown

What do you call a lawyer gone bad? Senator. - Marvin Lebman

Don't marry for money; divorce for money. - Wendy Liebman

Laws do not persuade just because they threaten. - Seneca

Mother-In-Law Sandwich: Cold shoulder and tongue - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

We are never to judge a philosophy by its abuse. - Augustine

Alimony is always having to say you're sorry. - Philip Simborg

Heartbreak is a loss. Divorce is a piece of paper. - Taylor J Reid

Alimony: the ransom that the happy pay to the devil. - H L Mencken

The police must obey the law while enforcing the law. - Earl Warren

Whoever called it necking was a poor judge of anatomy. - Groucho Marx

Lawyers spend a great deal of their time shoveling smoke. - Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr.

The laws of nature are but the mathematical thoughts of God. - Euclid

You never realize how short a month is until you pay alimony. - John Barrymore

A lawyer's opinion is worth nothing unless it is paid for. - Unknown

Who would give a law to lovers? Love is unto itself a higher law. - Boethius

Death is not the end. There remains the litigation over the estate. - Ambrose Bierce

Laws are like sausages. It's better not to see them being made. - Otto von Bismarck

Lawyers are like beavers. They get in the mainstream and dam it up. - John Naisbitt

My wife and I are getting remarried. Our divorce didn't work out. - Rodney Dangerfield

Our separation from each other is an optical illusion of consciousness. - Albert Einstein

If you have ten thousand regulations you destroy all respect for the law. - Winston Churchill

Layers are the only persons in whom ignorance of the law is not punished. - Jeremy Bentham

It took me a long time not to judge myself through someone else's eyes. - Sally Field

Don't judge each day by the harvest you reap, but by the seeds you plant. - Robert Louis Stevenson

The duty of a judge is to administer justice, but his practice is to delay it. - Jean de la Bruyere

Under the English legal system you are innocent until you are shown to be Irish. - Ted Whitehead

If a law is unjust, a man is not only right to disobey, he is obligated to do so. - Thomas Jefferson

May you live your life as if the maxim of your actions were to become universal law. - Immanuel Kant

It is the trade of lawyers to question everything, yield nothing, and talk by the hour. - Thomas Jefferson

Lawyers are like foxes, small and innocuous, but all the time stealthily sniffing the air. - Michael O'Sullivan

Divorce = Rebirth: forget the past, replan your life, improve your appearance & rejuvenate! - Rossana Condoleo

In Hollywood, an equitable divorce settlement means each party getting fifty per cent of publicity. - Lauren Bacall

In a litigation-happy society, clear agreements often prevent small disagreements form becoming big ones. - Harvey Mackay

I wanted to do something nice so I bought my mother-in-law a chair. Now they won't let me plug it in. - Henny Youngman

Change is the law of life. And those who look only to the past or present are certain to miss the future. - John F Kennedy

The doctor sees all the weakness of mankind, the lawyer all the wickedness, the theologian all the stupidity. - Arthur Schopenhauer

I have a huge interest in hockey because I grew up in Canada, where it's kind of the law that you love hockey. - Matthew Perry

When the law no longer protects you from the corrupt, but protects the corrupt from you, you know your nation is doomed. - Ayn Rand

Plant seeds of happiness, hope, success, and love; it will all come back to you in abundance. This is the law of nature. - Steve Maraboli

Honest and peace-loving people shun the Courts and are prepared to suffer loss rather than fall into a Lawyer's clutches. - Peter De Noronha

If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted? - George Carlin

Laws are like spiders' webs which, if anything small falls into them they ensnare it, but large things break through and escape. - Solon

What we lawyers want to do is to substitute courts for carnage, dockets for rockets, briefs for bombs, warrants for warheads, mandates for missiles. - George Rhyne

Lawyers are like unrequited lovers: you give them an inch, and they go for the whole nine yards; you take off one shoe, and they pull down your pants. - Andres Rueda


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