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Lawyers are natural politicians. - Clarence Darrow

Lawyers are the jackals of commerce. - Elbert Hubbard

Do you not know that I am above the law? - James II

Lawyers are seldom loved but often needed. - Robert B McKay

A lawyer and a cart wheel must be greased. - John R Beard

Do not judge, and you will never be mistaken. - Jean-Jacques Rousseau

Don't marry for money; divorce for money. - Wendy Liebman

Lawyers are fleas on the hide of human nature. - Stephen King

I'm trusting in the Lord and a good lawyer. - Oliver North

We are never to judge a philosophy by its abuse. - Augustine

Stop soft soapin' and trying to deterge the judge! - Archie Bunker

Lawyers are in the business of advocacy, not judgment. - Allan C Hutchinson

Justice is a law of nature rarely found in human affairs. - Unknown

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury. - Groucho Marx

Lawyers spend a great deal of their time shoveling smoke. - Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr.

People hasten to judge in order not to be judged themselves. - Albert Camus

There is no grievance that is a fit object of redress by mob law. - Abraham Lincoln

I think we may class the lawyer in the natural history of monsters. - John Keats

Don't judge someone just because they sin differently than you. - Unknown

My wife and I are getting remarried. Our divorce didn't work out. - Rodney Dangerfield

Don't judge a book by its cover 'til you've read the book. - Jamie Lee Curtis

Lawyers are a bad lot... They cheat their living out of honest people. - Albert R Carman

If you have ten thousand regulations you destroy all respect for the law. - Winston Churchill

Layers are the only persons in whom ignorance of the law is not punished. - Jeremy Bentham

He who will always be his own lawyer will often have a fool for a client. - J Hunter

The laws of probability - so true in general, so fallacious in particular. - Edward Gibbon

I don't want to know what the law is, I want to know who the judge is. - Roy M. Cohn

It took me a long time not to judge myself through someone else's eyes. - Sally Field

How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb? How many can you afford? - Blanche Knott

A lawyer will do anything to win a case, sometimes he will even tell the truth. - Patrick Murray

Under the English legal system you are innocent until you are shown to be Irish. - Ted Whitehead

Even when laws have been written down, they ought not always to remain unaltered. - Aristotle

If a law is unjust, a man is not only right to disobey, he is obligated to do so. - Thomas Jefferson

A jury consists of twelve people who determine which client has the better lawyer. - Robert Frost

On Valentine's Day, I wired flowers for my mother-in-law, but she found the fuse. - Milton Berle

It is the trade of lawyers to question everything, yield nothing, and talk by the hour. - Thomas Jefferson

At his best, man is the noblest of all animals; separated from law and justice he is the worst. - Aristotle

Whatever their other contributions to our society, lawyers could be an important source of protein. - Guindon

When I was born my mother was terribly disappointed. Not that she wanted a girl - she wanted a divorce. - Woody Allen

There is one kind of robber whom the law does not strike at, and who steals what is most precious to men: time. - Napoleon Bonaparte

No oppression is so heavy or lasting as that which is inflicted by the perversion and exorbitance of legal authority. - Joseph Addison

Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that, who cares? He's a mile away and you've got his shoes. - Billy Connolly

Anyone who takes it on himself, on his own authority, to break a bad law, thereby authorizes everyone else to break the good ones. - Denis Diderot

Once in your life you need a doctor, a lawyer, a policeman, and a preacher... but every day, three times a day, you need a farmer. - Brenda Schaepp

A nation that is afraid to let its people judge the truth and falsehood in an open market is a nation that is afraid of its people. - John F Kennedy

Man has made 32 million laws since the Commandments were handed down to Moses on Mount Sinai... but he has never improved on God's law. - Cecil B. DeMille

Musical innovation is full of danger to the State, for when modes of music change, the fundamental laws of the State always change with them. - Plato

A lawyer's performance in the courtroom is responsible for about 25 percent of the outcome; the remaining 75 percent depends on the facts. - Melvin Belli

Most people ask questions because they want to know the answer; lawyers are trained never to ask questions unless they already know the answer. - Lani Guinier

Lawyers are doubters, skeptics; not in a bad sense. But they never know any thing absolutely and utterly without qualifications or modifications. - G N Tillman


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