QuotaBillsLawyers are natural politicians. - Clarence Darrow
Lawyers are the jackals of commerce. - Elbert Hubbard
Do you not know that I am above the law? - James II
Lawyers are seldom loved but often needed. - Robert B McKay
A lawyer and a cart wheel must be greased. - John R Beard
Do not judge, and you will never be mistaken. - Jean-Jacques Rousseau
Don't marry for money; divorce for money. - Wendy Liebman
Lawyers are fleas on the hide of human nature. - Stephen King
I'm trusting in the Lord and a good lawyer. - Oliver North
We are never to judge a philosophy by its abuse. - Augustine
Stop soft soapin' and trying to deterge the judge! - Archie Bunker
Lawyers are in the business of advocacy, not judgment. - Allan C Hutchinson
Justice is a law of nature rarely found in human affairs. - Unknown
I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury. - Groucho Marx
Lawyers spend a great deal of their time shoveling smoke. - Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr.
People hasten to judge in order not to be judged themselves. - Albert Camus
There is no grievance that is a fit object of redress by mob law. - Abraham Lincoln
I think we may class the lawyer in the natural history of monsters. - John Keats
Don't judge someone just because they sin differently than you. - Unknown
My wife and I are getting remarried. Our divorce didn't work out. - Rodney Dangerfield
Don't judge a book by its cover 'til you've read the book. - Jamie Lee Curtis
Lawyers are a bad lot... They cheat their living out of honest people. - Albert R Carman
If you have ten thousand regulations you destroy all respect for the law. - Winston Churchill
Layers are the only persons in whom ignorance of the law is not punished. - Jeremy Bentham
He who will always be his own lawyer will often have a fool for a client. - J Hunter
The laws of probability - so true in general, so fallacious in particular. - Edward Gibbon
I don't want to know what the law is, I want to know who the judge is. - Roy M. Cohn
It took me a long time not to judge myself through someone else's eyes. - Sally Field
How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb? How many can you afford? - Blanche Knott
A lawyer will do anything to win a case, sometimes he will even tell the truth. - Patrick Murray
Under the English legal system you are innocent until you are shown to be Irish. - Ted Whitehead
Even when laws have been written down, they ought not always to remain unaltered. - Aristotle
If a law is unjust, a man is not only right to disobey, he is obligated to do so. - Thomas Jefferson
A jury consists of twelve people who determine which client has the better lawyer. - Robert Frost
On Valentine's Day, I wired flowers for my mother-in-law, but she found the fuse. - Milton Berle
It is the trade of lawyers to question everything, yield nothing, and talk by the hour. - Thomas Jefferson
At his best, man is the noblest of all animals; separated from law and justice he is the worst. - Aristotle
Whatever their other contributions to our society, lawyers could be an important source of protein. - Guindon
When I was born my mother was terribly disappointed. Not that she wanted a girl - she wanted a divorce. - Woody Allen
There is one kind of robber whom the law does not strike at, and who steals what is most precious to men: time. - Napoleon Bonaparte
No oppression is so heavy or lasting as that which is inflicted by the perversion and exorbitance of legal authority. - Joseph Addison
Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that, who cares? He's a mile away and you've got his shoes. - Billy Connolly
Anyone who takes it on himself, on his own authority, to break a bad law, thereby authorizes everyone else to break the good ones. - Denis Diderot
Once in your life you need a doctor, a lawyer, a policeman, and a preacher... but every day, three times a day, you need a farmer. - Brenda Schaepp
A nation that is afraid to let its people judge the truth and falsehood in an open market is a nation that is afraid of its people. - John F Kennedy
Man has made 32 million laws since the Commandments were handed down to Moses on Mount Sinai... but he has never improved on God's law. - Cecil B. DeMille
Musical innovation is full of danger to the State, for when modes of music change, the fundamental laws of the State always change with them. - Plato
A lawyer's performance in the courtroom is responsible for about 25 percent of the outcome; the remaining 75 percent depends on the facts. - Melvin Belli
Most people ask questions because they want to know the answer; lawyers are trained never to ask questions unless they already know the answer. - Lani Guinier
Lawyers are doubters, skeptics; not in a bad sense. But they never know any thing absolutely and utterly without qualifications or modifications. - G N Tillman