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Necessity hath no law. - Oliver Cromwell

Agree, for the law is costly. - William Camden

Order is Heaven's first law. - Alexander Pope

Useless laws weaken necessary laws. - Charles de Secondat

A bad compromise beats a good lawsuit. - Saying

99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name. - Steven Wright

A flagrant violation of international law. - Unknown

He is no lawyer who cannot take two sides. - Charles Lamb

Compromise is the best and cheapest lawyer. - Robert Louis Stevenson

A government of law is a government of lawyers. - Saying

Mother-In-Law Sandwich: Cold shoulder and tongue - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Heartbreak is a loss. Divorce is a piece of paper. - Taylor J Reid

Going to law is losing a cow for the sake of a cat. - Mark Twain

Justice is a law of nature rarely found in human affairs. - Unknown

Lawyers spend a great deal of their time shoveling smoke. - Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr.

Ambition is like hunger; it obeys no law but its appetite. - H.W. Shaw

The innkeeper loves the drunkard, but not for a son-in-law. - Yiddish Proverb

People hasten to judge in order not to be judged themselves. - Albert Camus

You shall judge a man by his foes as well as by his friends. - Joseph Conrad

Do not judge a man until you have walked two moons in his moccasins. - Native American Proverb

Don't judge a book by its cover 'til you've read the book. - Jamie Lee Curtis

Our separation from each other is an optical illusion of consciousness. - Albert Einstein

The United States is the greatest law factory the world has ever known. - Charles E Hughes

Marriage is really tough because you have to deal with feelings and lawyers. - Richard Pryor

Washington, D.C.: Where the criminals cover their crimes by making them legal. - Frank Dane

A daughter needs a dad to be the standard against which she will judge all men. - Gregory E Lang

Guarantee: A legal vehicle which expires on the same day as your mechanical one - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

People who use lawyers are not people you would really want to hang around with. - Deborah Ross

Lawyers generally know too much of law to have a very clear perception of justice. - Eliza Cook

Show me a Jewish boy who doesn't go to medical school and I'll show you a lawyer. - Milton Berle

Only one thing is impossible for God: To find any sense in any copyright law on the planet. - Mark Twain

The practice of medicine occurs even in primitive society, but law accompanies civilization. - Saying

I find hope in the darkest of days, and focus in the brightest. I do not judge the universe. - Dalai Lama

Do not judge me by my successes, judge me by how many times I fell down and got back up again. - Nelson Mandela

A lawyer is a gentleman that rescues your estate from your enemies and then keeps it to himself. - Henry P Brougham

Beware of lawyers and consultants and people who do not take risks and who do not get their hands dirty. - Felix G Rohatyn

Why don't you ever hear of a lawyer getting attacked by a shark at the beach? Professional courtesy. - Thomas F Shubnell

I don't want a lawyer to tell me what I cannot do. I hire one to tell me how to do what I want to do. - J P Morgan

If the misery of the poor be caused not by the laws of nature, but by our institutions, great is our sin. - Charles Darwin

Lawyers are like painters - once they get into a house, you never know when you will get rid of them again. - Peter A Graham

There's a lot of fake people in the world, but before you judge them, make sure you're not one of them. - Unknown

There is never a deed so foul that something couldn't be said for the guy; that's why there are lawyers. - Melvin Belli

People judge you by your actions, not your intentions. You may have a heart of gold, but so has a hard-boiled egg. - Unknown

If you want to kill an idea without being identified as the assassin, suggest that the legal department take a look at it. - Scott Adams

Honest and peace-loving people shun the Courts and are prepared to suffer loss rather than fall into a Lawyer's clutches. - Peter De Noronha

Anyone who takes it on himself, on his own authority, to break a bad law, thereby authorizes everyone else to break the good ones. - Denis Diderot

Lawyers are like cheeses. There are lots of good ones, but not everybody likes the taste of some or can afford the best of others. - Robin Ellison

Never utter these words: 'I do not know this, therefore it is false.' One must study to know; know to understand; understand to judge. - Apothegm of Narda

Music is amoral law. It gives soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination, and charm and gaiety to life and to everything. - Plato

There is only one categorical imperative: Act only according to that maxim by which you can at the same time will that it should become universal law. - Immanuel Kant


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