QuotaBillsLet sleeping dogs lie. - French Proverb
The computer is a moron. - Peter F Drucker
A dog has the soul of a philosopher. - Plato
A hungry dog will eat dirty puddings. - Latin Proverb
Dogs that bark at a distance never bite. - Unknown
We don't need nukes. We have the internet. - Alice Minium
The internet is a great way to get on the net. - Bob Dole
Pants: Something a dog does and a man steps into - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Mobile is a lot closer to TV than it is to desktop. - Mark Zuckerberg
If a man be great, even his dog will ear a proud look. - Japanese Proverb
I'll get you, my pretty, and your little dog, too! - The Wizard of Oz
Better to be the head of a dog than the tail of a lion. - English Proverb
Hot Dog: The only animal that feeds the hand that bites it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
My wife's such a bad cook, the dog begs for Alka-Seltzer. - Rodney Dangerfield
There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home. - Ken Olson
For business, our Internet love affair was a gift from the gods. - Gary Vaynerchuk
Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown
No man should live where he can hear his neighbor's dog bark. - Nathaniel Macon
To err is human, but to really foul things up you need a computer. - Paul Ehrlich
A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel
The internet turns 30 minutes of homework into 2 hours of homework. - Unknown
Happiness is coming home and knowing your dog is there to greet you. - Unknown
Old age means realizing you will never own all the dogs you wanted to. - Joe Gores
On the keyboard of life always keep one finger on the 'escape' key. - Unknown
The trees in Siberia are miles apart - that's why the dogs are so fast. - Bob Hope
Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful. - Ann Landers
Get a good idea and stay with it. Dog it, and work at it until it's done, and done right. - Walt Disney
Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein
If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do: pour a little Lavoris in the toilet. - Jay Leno
TV and the Internet are good because they keep stupid people from spending too much time out in public. - Douglas Coupland
America is a large, friendly dog in a very small room. Every time it wags its tail, it knocks over a chair. - Arnold Toynbee
Just as we could have rode into the sunset, along came the Internet, and it tripled the significance of the PC. - Andy Grove
Already, companies that speak in the language of the pitch, the dog-and-pony show, are no longer speaking to anyone. - Unknown
When your children are teenagers, it's important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you. - Nora Ephron
We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we bought a dog. It's cheaper and you get more feet. - Rita Rudner
Until Facebook came along, there was hardly anywhere on the public Internet where you had to operate with your real name. - David Kirkpatrick
My favorite thing about the Internet is that you get to go into the private world of real creeps without having to smell them. - Penn Jillette
If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain
Among God's creatures two, the dog and the guitar, have taken all the sizes and all the shapes, in order not to be separated from the man. - Andres Segovia
My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz