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Dog Download

Why your computer might not work properly

Dog Download thanks to Cathy Young

What happens when you let your dog help out with file downloads

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Let sleeping dogs lie. - French Proverb

Never let the tail wag the dog. - Unknown

A hard dog to keep on the porch. - Hillary Clinton

Dogs have masters. Cats have staff. - Unknown

Defect-free software does not exist. - Wietse Venema

A hungry dog will eat dirty puddings. - Latin Proverb

I am I because my little dog knows me. - Gertrude Stein

Computer viruses should count as life. - Stephen Hawking

The view only changes for the lead dog. - Norman O. Brown

The dog represents all that is best in man. - Etienne Charlet

The internet is a great way to get on the net. - Bob Dole

Download: Gettin' the firewood off the pickup - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Dogs got personality. Personality goes a long way. - Quentin Tarantino

Dogs can't operate an MRI machine but cats can. - Unknown

Mobile is a lot closer to TV than it is to desktop. - Mark Zuckerberg

I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone. - Steven Wright

I'll get you, my pretty, and your little dog, too! - The Wizard of Oz

The e-mail of the species is more deadly than the mail. - Stephen Fry

Never trust a computer you can't throw out a window. - Steve Wozniak

Gigantic: The biggest, scariest bug in your dog's fur - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

My wife's such a bad cook, the dog begs for Alka-Seltzer. - Rodney Dangerfield

Elixir: What a dog does to his owner when she gives him a bone - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem. - Edward Abbey

If we growl all day we're likely to feel dog tired at night. - Amish Saying

When the hares have all been caught, the hunting dogs are cooked. - Laozi

I won't be impressed with technology until I can download food. - Unknown

In software systems it is often the early bird that makes the worm. - Alan Perlis

Valentine's day without your love is like a year without the Internet. - Santosh Kalwar

Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. - Lewis Grizzard

I almost sent you a real birthday card but thankfully my internet connection came back. - Unknown

Get a good idea and stay with it. Dog it, and work at it until it's done, and done right. - Walt Disney

They've finally come up with the perfect office computer. If it makes a mistake, it blames another computer. - Milton Berle

If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around. - Unknown

Man is the cheapest 150-pound nonlinear, all-purpose computer system which can be mass-produced by unskilled labor. - NASA

Just think how far we've come in the 20th Century. The man who used to be a cog in the wheel is now a digit in the computer. - Robert Fuoss

If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer. - Alfred N Whitehead

The trout enjoys the river,
The whale enjoys the sea,
And dogs love most an old lamp-post,
But you're my cup of tea. - W H Auden

If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain

For the past 10 years, corporations have been trained that they should use all the different media. But the Internet is becoming the umbrella. - Larry Weber

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz


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