Dog Face or Dog Butt?
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QuotaBillsLove me, love my dog. - English Proverb
Subwoofer: A dog who scuba dives - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Zit: Command given to a spotted dog - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
A hungry dog will eat dirty puddings. - Latin Proverb
Lassitude: A heroic dog with attitude - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
My little dog - a heartbeat at my feet. - Edith Wharton
You can't teach a young dog old tricks. - Warren Buffett
Our dog died from licking our wedding picture. - Phyllis Diller
If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog. - Harry S Truman
A good bone does not always come to a good dog. - French Proverb
Pants: Something a dog does and a man steps into - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons. - Will Rogers
I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone. - Steven Wright
Be on your guard against a silent dog and still water. - Latin Proverb
If a man be great, even his dog will ear a proud look. - Japanese Proverb
The scalded dog fears hot water, and afterwards, cold. - Italian Proverb
I'll get you, my pretty, and your little dog, too! - The Wizard of Oz
A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of. - Ogden Nash
My wife's such a bad cook, the dog begs for Alka-Seltzer. - Rodney Dangerfield
The dog who meets with a good master is the happier of the two. - Maurice Maeterlinck
When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem. - Edward Abbey
Dogs are getting bigger, according to a leading dog manufacturer. - Leo Rosten
Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown
A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel
Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog. - Franklin P Jones
If you think you have influence, try ordering some else's dog around. - Amish Saying
Observe your dog: if he's fat, then you're not getting enough exercise. - Evan Esar
I am obsessed with Costco. I love the salmon and rotisserie chicken, the dog beds. - Kris Jenner
It's not the size of the dog in the fight - it's the size of the fight in the dog. - Mark Twain
I love working in Canada. The ovation is great. It makes me feel like I'm the top dog. - Owen Hart
A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down. - Robert Benchley
What a pity Hell's gates are not kept by O'Flynn
The surly old dog would let nobody in. - Patrick Ireland
If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do: pour a little Lavoris in the toilet. - Jay Leno
If you turn the imagination loose like a hunting dog, it will often return with the bird in its mouth. - William Maxwell
I'm suspicious of people who don't like dogs, but I trust a dog when it doesn't like a person. - Unknown
If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around. - Unknown
We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we bought a dog. It's cheaper and you get more feet. - Rita Rudner
My girlfriend's dog died. So I got her an identical one. She was livid; 'What am I going to do with two dead dogs?' - Gary Delaney
My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives. - Rita Rudner
If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain