Electrician's New Plug
How not to install an electrical receptacle
QuotaBillsSafety doesn't happen by accident. - Unknown
I invented the cordless extension cord. - Steven Wright
My alone time is for everyone's safety. - Unknown
The greatest danger to our future is apathy. - Jane Goodall
With great power comes great electricity bill. - Unknown
Never was anything great achieved without danger. - Niccolo Machiavelli
In skating over thin ice our safety is in our speed. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
Style is a natural extension of who you are as a person. - Mark Richards
Obedience is the mother of success and is wedded to safety. - Aeschylus
Safety Belt: The one you don't drink before driving home - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Everyone makes fun of the Redneck until the Zombie Apocalypse. - Unknown
The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore
The chief danger in life is that you may take too many precautions. - Alfred Adler
The traveler with empty pockets pursues his journey in perfect safety. - Ovid
My guitar is not a thing. It is an extension of myself. It is who I am. - Joan Jett
Your own safety is at stake when your neighbor's house is in flames. - Horace
Actually, I comb my hair quite often. Of course, I use an electric toothbrush. - Phyllis Diller
You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy
The doctors can cure all sorts of ills, except the shock of doctors' bills. - Unknown
One cannot spend one's entire life running into bathrooms when danger calls! - Reif Larsen
I shall make electricity so cheap that only the rich can afford to burn candles. - Thomas Edison
There are two types of risk in life: the danger of trying and the danger of not trying. - Nick Vujicic
A pedestrian is a man in danger of his life. A walker is a man in possession of his soul. - David McCord
Beware the danger signals that flag problems: silence, secretiveness, or sudden outburst. - Sylvia Porter
My uncle's dying wish was to have me sitting in his lap; he was in the electric chair. - Rodney Dangerfield
Men who are orthodox when they are young are in danger of being middle-aged all their lives. - Walter Lippmann
Remember that the danger that is most to be feared is never the danger we are most afraid of. - Andrew Lang
Without education, we are in a horrible and deadly danger of taking educated people seriously. - G K Chesterton
In any given moment we have two options: to step forward into growth or step back into safety. - Abraham Maslow
You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather. - Jeff Foxworthy
Until we extend the circle of our compassion to all living things, we will not ourselves find peace. - Albert Schweitzer
I am an expert of electricity. My father occupied the chair of applied electricity at the state prison. - WC Fields
How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter? - Woody Allen
Can we be casual in the work of God—casual when the house is on fire, and people in danger of being burned? - Duncan Campbell
The true man wants two things: danger and play. For that reason he wants woman, as the most dangerous plaything. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche
A doctor who cannot take a good history and a patient who cannot give one are in danger of giving and receiving bad treatment. - Unknown
The perfect date for me would be staying at home, making a big picnic in bed, eating Wotsits and cookies while watching cable TV. - Kim Kardashian
One would be in less danger
From the wiles of the stranger,
If one’s own kin and kith
Were more fun to be with. - Ogden Nash
Musical innovation is full of danger to the State, for when modes of music change, the fundamental laws of the State always change with them. - Plato
The greater danger for most of us lies not in setting our aim too high and falling short; but in setting our aim too low, and achieving our mark. - Michelangelo Buonarroti