Electrician's New Plug

Danger and delight grow on one stalk. - English Proverb

Safety doesn't happen by accident. - Unknown

Defendit numerus: There is safety in numbers. - Unknown

Electricity is really just organized lightning. - George Carlin

Never was anything great achieved without danger. - Niccolo Machiavelli

Safety is a cheap and effective insurance policy. - Unknown

In skating over thin ice our safety is in our speed. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Habits: 1. Cobwebs that become cables; 2. Trait jackets. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Obedience is the mother of success and is wedded to safety. - Aeschylus

A person's fears are lighter when the danger is at hand. - Lucius Annaeus Seneca

Everyone makes fun of the Redneck until the Zombie Apocalypse. - Unknown

The chief danger in life is that you may take too many precautions. - Alfred Adler

My guitar is not a thing. It is an extension of myself. It is who I am. - Joan Jett

Your own safety is at stake when your neighbor's house is in flames. - Horace

There is danger in reckless change, but greater danger in blind conservatism. - Henry George

We're all just ghosts on a wire seeking the prick of an electric thought. - Robert Fanney

Actually, I comb my hair quite often. Of course, I use an electric toothbrush. - Phyllis Diller

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy

I shall make electricity so cheap that only the rich can afford to burn candles. - Thomas Edison

You get an education when you read the small print. You get a shock when you don't. - Buck Tracy

A pedestrian is a man in danger of his life. A walker is a man in possession of his soul. - David McCord

My uncle's dying wish was to have me sitting in his lap; he was in the electric chair. - Rodney Dangerfield

An optimist sees opportunity in every danger; the pessimist sees danger in every opportunity. - Winston Churchill

You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather. - Jeff Foxworthy

Individuality is either the mark of genius or the reverse. Mediocrity finds safety in standardization. - Frederick Crane

I am an expert of electricity. My father occupied the chair of applied electricity at the state prison. - WC Fields

Enthusiasm is the electricity of life. How do you get it? You act enthusiastic until you make it a habit. - Gordon Parks

A timid person is frightened before a danger, a coward during the time, and a courageous person afterward. - Jean Paul Richter

If you are in the job for glamour, you're in for the shock of your life. The media is a huge shark pool. - Trisha Goddard

It's because you're scared that there's danger.
But could she manage not to be scared anymore? - Johanna Verweerd

Avoiding danger is no safer in the long run than outright exposure. The fearful are caught as often as the bold. - Helen Keller

I have written a book. This will come as quite a shock to some. They didn't think I could read, much less write. - George W. Bush

To my younger self, I would say unless you're literally in danger, ask forgiveness instead of asking permission. - Jonathan Van Ness

Imagine if you succeeded in making the world perfect for your children what a shock the rest of life would be for them. - Joyce Maynard

There is no living thing that is not afraid when it faces danger. The true courage is in facing danger when you are afraid. - Frank L Baum

A doctor who cannot take a good history and a patient who cannot give one are in danger of giving and receiving bad treatment. - Unknown

Faithfulness is essential to the character of a friend: without this there can be no safety in intimacy with and confidence in him. - Samuel Hopkins

Life can be magnificent and overwhelming - that is the whole tragedy. Without beauty, love, or danger it would almost be easy to live. - Albert Camus

And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected. - Spike Milligan

The bravest are surely those who have the clearest vision of what is before them, glory and danger alike, and yet notwithstanding, go out to meet it. - Thucydides