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I never work. Work does age you so. - Quentin Crisp

Dreams don't work unless you do. - John C Maxwell

Incentives are what get people to work harder. - Nikita Khruschev

Pleasure in the job puts perfection in the work. - Aristotle

Never despair, but if you do, work on in despair. - Edmund Burke

Work hard in silence. Let success make the noise. - Unknown

The only way to do great work is to love what you do. - Steve Jobs

Resolve to work all of the time that you are at work. - Peter Legge

Learn to work harder on yourself than you do on your job. - Jim Rohn

Elevator: A metal container used to move sardines up and down. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Work and struggle, and never accept an evil that you can change. - Andre Gide

Beaurocracy: A system that enables ten men to do the work of one - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I believe in forgiveness; I believe in trying to work with people. - John Lewis

We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid. - Benjamin Franklin

Love and work are to people, what water and sunshine are to plants. - Jonathan Haidt

Hydroponic Gardening: Using a plant to convert water into yard work - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The only place where success comes before work is in the dictionary. - Vidal Sassoon

Continue to learn and challenge yourself. The hard work will pay off. - Unknown

Man - a creature created at the end of a work week when God was tired. - Mark Twain

Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else. - Margaret Mead

The way to make a film is to begin with an earthquake and work up to a climax. - Cecil B. DeMille

Seek the lofty by reading, hearing and seeing great work at some moment every day. - Thornton Wilder

Farmers don't just work til the sun goes down; they work til the job gets done. - Unknown

Be regular and orderly in your life, so that you may be violent and original in your work. - Gustave Flaubert

Be steady and well-ordered in your life so that you can be fierce and original in your work. - Gustave Flaubert

Do your work with your whole heart, and you will succeed - there's so little competition. - Elbert Hubbard

Striving for success without hard work is like trying to harvest where you haven't planted. - David Bly

Good Secretary: A stenographer who must think like a man, act like a lady, and work like a horse - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Work while you have the light. You are responsible for the talent that has been entrusted to you. - Henri F Amiel

The best work that anybody ever writes is the work that is on the verge of embarrassing him, always. - Arthur Miller

A good manager is a man who isn't worried about his own career but the careers of those who work for him. - H.M.S. Burns

I'm a farm boy. If we need five people to haul in hay, we don't take one and just work them to death. - Lincoln Davis

Every person I work with knows something better than me. My job is to listen long enough to find it and use it. - Jack Nichols

Teamwork makes the dream work, but a vision becomes a nightmare when the leader has a big dream and a bad team. - John C Maxwell

People who work in an environment where doing their best is recognized have a better chance of feeling good about their work. - Marilyn Suttle

Individual commitment to a group effort - that is what makes a team work, a company work, a society work, a civilization work. - Vince Lombardi

If you have a success you have it for the wrong reasons. If you become popular it is always because of the worst aspects of your work. - Ernest Hemingway

People ask about art and commercialism. I think that if someone tries to sell their work at a high price, that is the wrong way of doing it. - Yayoi Kusama

I love working for myself from home. I get along with everyone in the office; I can show up in pajamas, and I always win Employee of the Month. - Missy Miwac

It is easy - terribly easy - to shake a man's faith in himself. To take advantage of that, to break a man's spirit, is devil's work. - George Bernard Shaw


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