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Work without love is slavery. - Mother Teresa

Get in touch with your passion and put it to work at work. - Marilyn Suttle

Great work is done by people who are not afraid to be great. - Fernando Flores

The true work of art is but a shadow of the divine perfection. - Mechelangelo di Lodovico

I believe in forgiveness; I believe in trying to work with people. - John Lewis

Work with the raw material you have - namely you - and never let up. - Helen G Brown

There is no prejudice that the work of art does not finally overcome. - Andre Gide

Work and pray, live on hay, you'll get pie in the sky when you die. - Joe Hill

The human race is faced with a cruel choice: work or daytime television. - Dave Barry

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The rest of us just get up and go to work. - Chuck Close

Blessed is he who has found his life's work; let him ask no other blessedness. - Thomas Carlyle

Housework is work directly opposed to the possibility of human self-actualization. - Ann Oakley

Almost everything will work again if you unplug it for a few minutes... including you. - Anne Lamott

I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the place. - Steven Wright

I never looked at hockey as work. Now that I'd finished playing, I had to go to work. - Bobby Orr

We could certainly slow the aging process down if it had to work its way through Congress. - Will Rogers

Opportunities are usually disguised as hard work, so most people don't recognize them. - Ann Landers

Transparency, honesty, kindness, good stewardship, even humor, work in businesses at all times. - John Gerzema

Perseverance is the hard work you do after you get tired of doing the hard work you already did. - Newt Gingrich

You know you're getting old when everything hurts. And what doesn't hurt doesn't work. - Hy Gardner

Liberate yourself today. At work or at home - you don't have to be how others expect you to be. - Elaine Harrison

He inherited some good instincts from his Quaker forebears but by diligent hard work, he overcame them. - James Reston

If I don't work, I'll be sitting on the couch watching TV, eating popcorn and getting like a cow. - Celia Cruz

If I go on a diet and work out, I'm always in a bad mood. I'd rather be a little heavier but nice. - Salma Hayek

A good manager is a man who isn't worried about his own career but the careers of those who work for him. - H.M.S. Burns

One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is terribly important. - Bertrand Russell

The secret of joy in work is contained in one word - excellence. To know how to do something well is to enjoy it. - Pearl S Buck

The challenge of work-life balance is without question one of the most significant struggles faced by modern man. - Stephen Covey

I used to work at the unemployment office. I hated it because when they fired me, I had to show up at work anyway. - Wally Wang

What's a good investment? Go home from work early and spend the afternoon throwing a ball around with your son. - Ben Stein

Why does a woman work ten years to change a man's habits and then complain that he's not the man she married? - Barbara Streisand

The only way to outdo, to outperform the competition, is to offer something unique and something better than they have. - Tim Soulo

When you're following your energy and doing what you want all the time, the distinction between work and play dissolves. - Shakti Gawain

I'd rather work with someone who's good at their job but doesn't like me, than someone who likes me but is a ninny. - Sam Donaldson

I think Mr. Smithers picked me because of my motivational skills. Everyone says they have to work a lot harder when I'm around. - Homer Simpson

Study while others are sleeping; work while others are loafing; prepare while others are playing; and dream while others are wishing. - William Arthur Ward

Whatever success I may have attained is due to the fact that since I was old enough to work at all, my ambition has never deserted me. - Anna Held

The employees who share innovative ideas may also be the folks who have some hidden talents that would help incorporate their suggestions. - Harvey Mackay

Each one must learn for himself the highest wisdom. It cannot be taught in words. Men who work cannot dream, and wisdom comes to us in dreams. - Smohalla

I love working for myself from home. I get along with everyone in the office; I can show up in pajamas, and I always win Employee of the Month. - Missy Miwac


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