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I work until beer o'clock. - Stephen King

An ounce of work is worth a ton of wishing. - Amish Saying

The harder you work, the harder it is to lose. - Unknown

I do not like work, even when somebody else is doing it. - Mark Twain

My sole concern has been to save myself by work and faith. - Jean-Paul Sartre

If Plan A didn't work, the alphabet has 25 more letters! - Claire Cook

Cessation of work is not accompanied by cessation of expenses. - Cato the Elder

I like work; it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours. - Jerome K. Jerome

Your most important work is always ahead of you, never behind you. - Stephen Covey

I believe in forgiveness; I believe in trying to work with people. - John Lewis

In the name of God, stop a moment, cease your work, look around you. - Leo Tolstoy

No good work is ever done while the heart is hot and anxious and fretted. - Olive Schreiner

There is no place where success comes before work, except in the dictionary. - Donald Kimball

Thunder is good, thunder is impressive, but it is lightning that does the work. - Mark Twain

They intoxicate themselves with work so they won't see how they really are. - Aldous Huxley

When you work the buttons here, see, it develops what ya call the digitalis skills. - Archie Bunker

If all the year were playing holidays,
To sport would be as tedious as to work. - William Shakespeare

I don't work out. If God wanted us to bend over, he'd put diamonds on the floor. - Joan Rivers

I always try to go the extra mile at work, but my boss always find me and brings me back. - Joe-kster

Making better choices takes work. There is a daily give and take, but it is worth the effort. - Tom Rath

A dream doesn't become reality through magic; it takes sweat, determination and hard work. - Colin Powell

Your success is your responsibility. Take the initiative, do the work, and persist to the end. - Lori Myers

Zymurgy’s Law of Volunteer Labour: People are always available for work in the past tense - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Perseverance is the hard work you do after you get tired of doing the hard work you already did. - Newt Gingrich

The lead car is absolutely, truly unique, except for the one behind it which is exactly identical. - Murray Walker

If I go on a diet and work out, I'm always in a bad mood. I'd rather be a little heavier but nice. - Salma Hayek

When I was young, I observed that nine out of ten things I did were failures. So I did ten times more work. - George Bernard Shaw

Can we be casual in the work of God—casual when the house is on fire, and people in danger of being burned? - Duncan Campbell

One machine can do the work of a hundred ordinary men, but no machine can do the work of one extraordinary man. - Elbert Hubbard

Teamwork makes the dream work, but a vision becomes a nightmare when the leader has a big dream and a bad team. - John C Maxwell

The challenge of work-life balance is without question one of the most significant struggles faced by modern man. - Stephen Covey

When you're following your energy and doing what you want all the time, the distinction between work and play dissolves. - Shakti Gawain

The thing that is really hard, and really amazing, is giving up on being perfect and beginning the work of becoming yourself. - Anna Quindlen

The key to happiness and youth is an unencumbered spirit – whether it comes naturally or whether you have to work hard for it. - Emme Woodhull-Bache

A doctor must work eighteen hours a day and seven days a week. If you cannot console yourself to this, get out of the profession. - Martin H. Fischer

The road to success is not easy to navigate, but with hard work, drive and passion, it's possible to achieve the American dream. - Tommy Hilfiger

Dream big - dream very big. Word hard - work very hard. And after you've done all you can, you stand, wait, and fully surrender. - Oprah Winfrey

Whatever success I may have attained is due to the fact that since I was old enough to work at all, my ambition has never deserted me. - Anna Held

How much more grand is the work of our Heavenly Father as he pulls together all the varied strands of life to reveal his grand design? - Ravi Zacharias

Without this playing with fantasy no creative work has ever yet come to birth. The debt we owe to the play of the imagination is incalculable. - Carl Jung


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