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Midnight bugs taste best. - Unknown

We cannot escape history. - Abraham Lincoln

A zebra does not change its spots. - Al Gore

The perfect man? A poet on a motorcycle. - Lucinda Williams

To a warden Utopia is an escape-proof jail. - Mark Twain

When you're riding lead, don't spit. - Unknown

If at first you don't escape, try try again. - Gulag Motto

Never drive faster than your guardian angel can fly. - Unknown

Identification... is a form of escape from the self. - Krishnamurti

Bikes don't leak oil, they mark their territory. - Unknown

The best way to escape from a problem is to solve it. - Unknown

War is only a cowardly escape from the problems of peace. - Thomas Mann

Harlez Vous Francais?: Can you drive a French motorcycle? - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Of all the escape mechanisms, death is the most efficient. - H L Mencken

If you ride like there's no tomorrow, there won't be. - Unknown

Once a word has been allowed to escape, it cannot be recalled. - Horace

Work is the easiest activity man has invented to escape boredom. - Unknown

Have fun, be active. Ride a bike instead of driving, for example. - Dan Buettner

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown

An intellectual is a man who doesn't know how to park his bike. - Spiro T. Agnew

It takes more love to share the saddle than it does to share the bed. - Unknown

On the keyboard of life always keep one finger on the 'escape' key. - Unknown

Sometimes the best communication happens when you're on separate bikes. - Unknown

Fantasy is hardly an escape from reality. It's a way of understanding it. - Lloyd Alexander

An Overall Feeling of Doom that One Cannot Ever Escape no Matter What One Does - Lemony Snicket

Keep your bike in good repair: motorcycle boots are not comfortable for walking. - Unknown

We feel free when we escape - even when it be from the frying pan into the fire. - Eric Hoffer

In the successful organization, no detail is too small to escape close attention. - Lou Holtz

I'm paranoid about everything. On my stationary bike I have a rearview mirror. - Richard Lewis

If you are patient in one moment of anger you will escape a hundred days of sorrow. - Chinese Proverb

How to stop time: kiss.
How to travel in time: read.
How to escape time: music. - Unknown

Most motorcycle problems are caused by the nut that connects the handlebars to the saddle. - Unknown

Once you're a mom, you're always a mom. It's like riding a bike, you never forget. - Taraji P Henson

The plague fell upon the whole world.. not a single man in the whole Roman Empire could escape. - Procopius

Window Screen: 1. A device to prevent the escape of insects; 2. A device for keeping flies in the house. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness. - Emo Philips

Instead of wondering when your next vacation is, you ought to set up a life you don't need to escape from. - Seth Godin

People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs. - Unknown

You're the guy that'll be sneaking out of your bedroom at three o'clock in the morning to look at your bike. - Paul Teutul

The tiger, he come up with the tigeress. The lion, he come up with the lionette. The zebra, he come up with the zeberelle. - Archie Bunker


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