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Field of Dreams

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Field of Dreams thanks to Dick Brighton, North Vancouver, B.C.

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Dreams grow if you grow. - Zig Ziglar

Golden dreams make men awake hungry. - Proverb

Didn't he take the exercise tax off cars? - Archie Bunker

Madness is somewhere between chaos and having a dream. - RM Drake

Luxury must be comfortable, otherwise it is not luxury. - Coco Chanel

To excavate a pyramid is the dream of every archaeologist. - Sarah Parcak

To live is to dream, and to dream pleasantly is to be wise. - Frederick Schiller

A great dream with a bad team is nothing more than a nightmare. - John C Maxwell

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

I like the dreams of the future better than the history of the past. - Thomas Jefferson

We cannot walk alone... We cannot turn back... I have a dream today! - Martin Luther King Jr

If you even dream of beating me you'd better wake up and apologize. - Muhammad Ali

Dream no small dreams for they have no power to move the hearts of men. - Goethe

Our waking hours form the text of our lives, our dreams, the commentary. - Unknown

Dreams have only one owner at a time. That's why dreamers are lonely. - Erma Bombeck

The biggest adventure you can ever take is to live the life of your dreams. - Oprah Winfrey

At first, dreams seem impossible, then improbable, and eventually inevitable. - Christopher Reeve

When you stop having dreams and ideals - well, you might as well stop altogether. - Marian Anderson

Hold fast to dreams, for if dreams die, life is a broken-winged bird that cannot fly. - Lanston Hughes

Drive-in banks were established so most of the cars today could see their real owners. - E. Joseph Crossman

Some people dream of success, while other people get up every morning and make it happen. - Wayne Huizenga

Dreams are excursions into the limbo of things, a semi-deliverance from the human prison. - Henri Amiel

The reason they call it the American Dream is because you have to be asleep to believe it. - George Carlin

If you take responsibility for yourself you will develop a hunger to accomplish your dreams. - Les Brown

The dent in his car is hardly cold and he's coming over here to claim his pound of fish. - Archie Bunker

They say you only go around once, but with a muscle car you can go around two or three times. - Tim Allen

HonkoSecond: The time between the light turning green and the sound from the car horn behind you - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You know how kids dream of being soccer players or actors? Well, my dream was to be a sushi chef. - Nobu Matsuhisa

A sentimentalist is simply one who desires to have the luxury of an emotion without paying for it. - Oscar Wilde

I'm going to the backseat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for ten minutes. - Homer Simpson

Dreams or illusions, call them what you will, they lift us from the commonplace of life to better things. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

When walking, you see things that you miss in a motor car or on the train. You give your mind space to ponder. - Tom Hodgkinson

Poverty: 1. A state of mind sometimes induced by a neighbour's new car; 2. One thing that money can't buy. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The only thing that stands between you and your dream is the will to try and the belief that it is actually possible. - Joel Brown

If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that got 2,000 MPG. - Bill Gates

Vision without action is merely a dream. Action without vision just passes the time. Vision with action can change the world. - Joel Arthur Barker

The greatest thing about man is his ability to transcend himself, his ancestry and his environment and to become what he dreams of being. - Tully C. Knoles

Have great hopes and dare to go all out for them. Have great dreams and dare to live them. Have tremendous expectations and believe in them. - Norman Vincent Peale

Those who succeed have a clear, focused picture of their success. The level of success they attain matches the expansiveness of their dreams. - Marc Allen

A car hits a Jewish man. The paramedic rushes over and says, "Are you comfortable?" The guy says, "I make a good living." - Henny Youngman


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