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Ambition is a dream with a V8 engine. - Elvis Presley

When your dreams turn to dust, vacuum. - Desmond Tutu

I am rich beyond the dreams of avarice. - Edward Moore

The greatest dreams are always unrealistic. - Will Smith

When coffee dreams, it dreams of chocolate. - Unknown

Dreams are the touchstones of our character. - Henry David Thoreau

No person has the right to rain on your dreams. - Marian Wright Edelman

Feminism is a wonderful idea until the car goes wrong. - Nicola Zweig

Like dreams, statistics are a form of wish fulfillment. - Jean Baudrillard

To live is to dream, and to dream pleasantly is to be wise. - Frederick Schiller

If your dreams don't scare you, they are not big enough. - Ellen Johnson Sirleaf

The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of the dream. - Eleanor Roosevelt

I like the dreams of the future better than the history of the past. - Thomas Jefferson

Every woman dreams of her own political career and her own place in life. - Raisa M. Gorbachev

Dreams have only one owner at a time. That's why dreamers are lonely. - Erma Bombeck

I spent a lot of my money on booze, birds and fast cars... the rest I squandered. - George Best

Wealthy people miss one of life's greatest thrills: making the last car payment. - Unknown

Hold fast to dreams, for if dreams die, life is a broken winged bird that cannot fly. - Lanston Hughes

While armchair travelers dream of going places, traveling armchairs dream of staying put. - Anne Tyler

It takes hunger, tenacity and commitment to see a dream through until it becomes a reality. - John C Maxwell

If you take responsibility for yourself you will develop a hunger to accomplish your dreams. - Les Brown

You said you have a dream. Make your wonderful dream a reality, and it will become your truth. - Pokemon

It's difficult to say what is impossible, for the dream of yesterday is the hope for tomorrow. - Robert H. Goddard

To accomplish great things, we must not only act, but also dream; not only plan, but also believe. - Anatole France

Chocolate symbolizes, as does no other food, luxury, comfort, sensuality, gratification, and love. - Karl Petzke

When Henry Ford made cheap, reliable cars people said, 'Nah, what's wrong with a horse?' - Elon Musk

I'm going to the backseat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for ten minutes. - Homer Simpson

When they said to you at graduation, "Follow your dream," did anybody say you have to wake up first? - Bill Cosby

People are never more insecure than when they become obsessed with their fears at the expense of their dreams. - Norman Cousins

I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone. - Steven Wright

The actual building of roads devoted to motor cars is not for the near future, in spite of many rumors to that effect. - Harper's Weekly

Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car. - Garrison Keillor

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck

All of us failed to match our dreams of perfection. So I rate us on the basis of our splendid failure to do the impossible. - William Faulkner

My dream is for people around the world to look up and to see Canada like a little jewel sitting at the top of the continent. - Tommy Douglas

I have an answering machine in my car. It says, "I'm home now. But leave a message and I'll call when I'm out." - Steven Wright

It is often easier to make progress on mega-ambitious dreams. Since no one else is crazy enough to do it, you have little competition. - Larry Page

Those who succeed have a clear, focused picture of their success. The level of success they attain matches the expansiveness of their dreams. - Marc Allen

A car hits a Jewish man. The paramedic rushes over and says, "Are you comfortable?" The guy says, "I make a good living." - Henny Youngman

One night I walked home very late and fell asleep in somebody's satellite dish. My dreams were showing up on TV's all over the world. - Steven Wright


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