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Dream in a pragmatic way. - Aldous Huxley

A goal is a dream with a deadline. - Napoleon Hill

Hope is the dream of the waking man. - French Proverb

If you can dream it, you can achieve it. - Zig Ziglar

Chop your own path. Get off the car track. - A.Y. Jackson

The greatest dreams are always unrealistic. - Will Smith

Life is just a dream, but don't wake me up! - Yiddish Proverb

Doubt kills more dreams than failure ever will. - Suzy Kassem

You have to dream before your dreams can come true. - A P J Abdul Kalam

Feminism is a wonderful idea until the car goes wrong. - Nicola Zweig

We must teach our children to dream with their eyes open. - Harry Edwards

All the things one has forgotten scream for help in dreams. - Elias Canetti

All our dreams can come true - if we have the courage to pursue them. - Walt Disney

Shells sink,
Dreams float,
Life's good
On our boat. - Jimmy Buffet

Hold on to a ray of hope, and a promise of future... and follow your dreams. - Unknown

It's every lawyer's dream to help shape the law, not just react to it. - Alan Dershowitz

I've exercised with women so thin that buzzards followed them to their cars. - Erma Bombeck

When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife. - Prince Philip

You cannot dream yourself into a character; you must hammer and forge yourself one. - Henry David Thoreau

You don't have to carry a designer bag that costs more than a car to look cool. - Kesha

The end of wisdom is to dream high enough not to lose the dream in the seeking of it. - William Faulkner

Hold fast to dreams, for if dreams die, life is a broken-winged bird that cannot fly. - Lanston Hughes

If you want to make your dreams come true, the first thing you have to do is wake up. - J.M. Power

Without dreams, there can be no courage. And without courage, there can be no action. - Wim Wenders

A skillful man reads his dreams for self-knowledge, yet not the details but the quality. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The reason they call it the American Dream is because you have to be asleep to believe it. - George Carlin

Whatever you can do, or dream you can, begin it. Boldness has genius, power and magic in it. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Yesterday I parked my car in a tow-away zone... when I came back the entire area was missing. - Steven Wright

A dream doesn't become reality through magic; it takes sweat, determination and hard work. - Colin Powell

Chocolate symbolizes, as does no other food, luxury, comfort, sensuality, gratification, and love. - Karl Petzke

When they said to you at graduation, "Follow your dream," did anybody say you have to wake up first? - Bill Cosby

Teamwork makes the dream work, but a vision becomes a nightmare when the leader has a big dream and a bad team. - John C Maxwell

Do you think you're safe in a car with your seatbelt on? Dream on. My friend thought so. Now she's pregnant. - Anke Engelke

Everybody shares one universal problem. To succeed you have to persuade others to support your vision, dream or cause. - Peter Guber

I do get scared of the dentist, so a drive-through dentist might make me feel more at home. If I got to stay in my car. - Jessica Pare

All of us failed to match our dreams of perfection. So I rate us on the basis of our splendid failure to do the impossible. - William Faulkner

Dream big - dream very big. Word hard - work very hard. And after you've done all you can, you stand, wait, and fully surrender. - Oprah Winfrey

It is often easier to make progress on mega-ambitious dreams. Since no one else is crazy enough to do it, you have little competition. - Larry Page

You know that ISIS wants to go in and take over the Vatican? You have heard that. You know, that's a dream of theirs, to go into Italy. - Donald Trump

Those who succeed have a clear, focused picture of their success. The level of success they attain matches the expansiveness of their dreams. - Marc Allen


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