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Field of Dreams

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Dreams grow if you grow. - Zig Ziglar

Dream! Dream! And then go for it! - Desmond Tutu

Khaki: A thing for starting a car - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A goal is a dream with a deadline. - Napoleon Hill

It is impossible to overdo luxury. - French Proverb

Hopes are but the dreams of those who wake - Pindar

When we can't dream any longer, we die. - Emma Goldman

When coffee dreams, it dreams of chocolate. - Unknown

Life is just a dream, but don't wake me up! - Yiddish Proverb

Like dreams, statistics are a form of wish fulfillment. - Jean Baudrillard

Luxury must be comfortable, otherwise it is not luxury. - Coco Chanel

Whatever the world finds pleasing, is but a brief dream. - Petrarch

The best way to make your dreams come true is to wake up. - Paul A Valery

To excavate a pyramid is the dream of every archaeologist. - Sarah Parcak

Always chase your dreams instead of running from your fears. - Unknown

The distance between your dreams and reality is called action. - Unknown

You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream. - C S Lewis

I ain't Martin Luther King. I don't need a dream. I have a plan. - Spike Lee

It's every lawyer's dream to help shape the law, not just react to it. - Alan Dershowitz

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy

When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife. - Prince Philip

The term is over: the holidays have begun. The dream is ended: this is the morning. - C S Lewis

The dent in his car is hardly cold and he's coming over here to claim his pound of fish. - Archie Bunker

They say you only go around once, but with a muscle car you can go around two or three times. - Tim Allen

Take, if you must, this little bag of dreams. Unloose the cord, and they will wrap you round. - William Butler Yeats

A dream doesn't become reality through magic; it takes sweat, determination and hard work. - Colin Powell

Chocolate symbolizes, as does no other food, luxury, comfort, sensuality, gratification, and love. - Karl Petzke

Dreams or illusions, call them what you will, they lift us from the commonplace of life to better things. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Some men see things as they are and say why? I dream things that never were and say why not? - George Bernard Shaw

We dream to give ourselves hope. To stop dreaming - well, that's like saying you can never change your fate. - Amy Tan

Poverty: 1. A state of mind sometimes induced by a neighbour's new car; 2. One thing that money can't buy. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Do you think you're safe in a car with your seatbelt on? Dream on. My friend thought so. Now she's pregnant. - Anke Engelke

Your vision will become clear only when you look into your heart. Who looks outside, dreams. Who looks inside awakens. - Carl Jung

Man alone has the power to transform his thoughts into physical reality; man, alone, can dream and make his dreams come true. - Napoleon Hill

Every woman's dream is that a man will take her in his arms, throw her into bed... and clean the whole house while she sleeps. - Unknown

The greatest thing about man is his ability to transcend himself, his ancestry and his environment and to become what he dreams of being. - Tully C. Knoles

Each one must learn for himself the highest wisdom. It cannot be taught in words. Men who work cannot dream, and wisdom comes to us in dreams. - Smohalla

Dreams are renewable. No matter what our age or condition, there are still untapped possibilities within us and new beauty waiting to be born. - Dale Turner

Forgiveness is the answer to the child's dream of a miracle by which what is broken is made whole again, what is soiled is made clean again. - Dag Hammarskjold

Car Pool: Complicated system of transportation where Mom always winds up going the furthest with the biggest bunch of kids who have had the most sugar - Daffynitions joe-ks.com


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