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Field of Dreams

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Dare to dream big. - Unknown

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Keep true to the dreams of your youth. - Friedrich Schiller

Happy Hauntings; and, pleasant dreams! - Peter James

Sometimes dreams are wiser than waking. - Unknown

Nothing happens unless at first a dream. - Carl Sandburg

If you can dream it, you can achieve it. - Zig Ziglar

Literature is a luxury; fiction is a necessity. - G K Chesterton

There is nothing like a dream to create the future. - Victor Hugo

Dreams are today's answers to tomorrow's questions. - Edgar Cayce

When you have a dream, you've got to grab it and never let go. - Carol Burnett

You can change your beliefs so they empower your dreams and desires. - Marcia Wieder

The biggest adventure you can ever take is to live the life of your dreams. - Oprah Winfrey

I've exercised with women so thin that buzzards followed them to their cars. - Erma Bombeck

The end of wisdom is to dream high enough not to lose the dream in the seeking of it. - William Faulkner

Don't let someone who gave up on their dreams, talk you out of going after yours. - Zig Ziglar

Happy are those who dream dreams and are ready to pay the price to make them come true. - Leon J. Suenes

Take, if you must, this little bag of dreams. Unloose the cord, and they will wrap you round. - William Butler Yeats

I have to dream and reach for the stars, and if I miss a star then I grab a handful of clouds. - Mike Tyson

You know how kids dream of being soccer players or actors? Well, my dream was to be a sushi chef. - Nobu Matsuhisa

Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery. - Erma Bombeck

We all have possibilities we don't know about. We can do things we don't even dream we can do. - Dale Carnegie

Bathtubs are the epitome of luxury. Either you have no money to own one or you have no time to use one. - Akilnathan Logeswaran

I don't think I'm a celebrity. I'm just a guy from east Texas who loves cars and airplanes. - Carroll Shelby

The moment of enlightenment is when a person's dreams of possibilities become images of probabilities. - Vic Braden

I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned about their motives. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

We dream to give ourselves hope. To stop dreaming - well, that's like saying you can never change your fate. - Amy Tan

The only thing that stands between you and your dream is the will to try and the belief that it is actually possible. - Joel Brown

For all of the fights I have had in my life, both on and off the ice, I have only been in the back of a cop car once. - Tie Domi

I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone. - Steven Wright

When you say justice, it doesn't have to be war. Justice could just be clearing a path for people to dream properly. - Kanye West

All of us failed to match our dreams of perfection. So I rate us on the basis of our splendid failure to do the impossible. - William Faulkner

When you wake up in the morning, you have two choices: go back to sleep and dream your dreams, or wake up and chase those dreams. - Unknown

It is often easier to make progress on mega-ambitious dreams. Since no one else is crazy enough to do it, you have little competition. - Larry Page

If we hope for what we are not likely to possess, we act and think in vain, and make life a greater dream and shadow than it really is. - Joseph Addison

When you compare the sorrows of real life to the pleasures of the imaginary one, you will never want to live again, only to dream forever. - Alexandre Dumas

Have great hopes and dare to go all out for them. Have great dreams and dare to live them. Have tremendous expectations and believe in them. - Norman Vincent Peale

A car hits a Jewish man. The paramedic rushes over and says, "Are you comfortable?" The guy says, "I make a good living." - Henny Youngman

Forgiveness is the answer to the child's dream of a miracle by which what is broken is made whole again, what is soiled is made clean again. - Dag Hammarskjold

Follow your dreams. Figure out where you'd like to be, what you would like to be doing, and then figure out what you need to do to get there. - Kennon M Sheldon


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