Fleas NaviDogs Wanna Wish You A Merry Christmas
Merry Christmas from the stable dogs
QuotaBillsLet fightin' dogs lie - Archie Bunker
Zit: Command given to a spotted dog - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Lassitude: A heroic dog with attitude - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
My little dog - a heartbeat at my feet. - Edith Wharton
Dogs that bark at a distance never bite. - Unknown
A turkey never voted for an early Christmas. - Unknown
Get the hanging dog expression off your face. - Archie Bunker
If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog. - Harry S Truman
Throw physic to the dogs; I'll none of it. - William Shakespeare
Flatterers looks like friends, as wolves like dogs. - George Chapman
One trained dog equals 60 search-and-rescue workers. - Charles Stoehr
Properly trained, a man can be dog's best friend. - Corey Ford
I get really grinchy right up until Christmas morning. - Dan Aykroyd
Gigantic: The biggest, scariest bug in your dog's fur - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Halloween starts earlier and earlier, just like Christmas. - Robert Englund
Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole. - Roger Caras
When the hares have all been caught, the hunting dogs are cooked. - Laozi
A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel
Happiness is coming home and knowing your dog is there to greet you. - Unknown
I had rather hear my dog bark at a crow, than a man swear he loves me. - William Shakespeare
A dog has lots of friends because he wags his tail and not his tongue. - Unknown
If I could be half the person my dog is, I'd be twice the human I am. - Unknown
I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. - Rita Rudner
Observe your dog: if he's fat, then you're not getting enough exercise. - Evan Esar
Mail your packages early, so the Post Office can lose them in time for Christmas. - Johnny Carson
Every boy should have two things: a dog and a mother willing to let him have one. - Unknown
Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later. - Unknown
Aren't we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa. - Bart Simpson
A world without nuclear weapons would be less stable and more dangerous for all of us. - Margaret Thatcher
Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend.
Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. - Groucho Marx
The Christmas season has come to mean the period when the public plays Santa Claus to the merchants. - John Andrew Holmes
If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do: pour a little Lavoris in the toilet. - Jay Leno
If you turn the imagination loose like a hunting dog, it will often return with the bird in its mouth. - William Maxwell
Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamppost how it feels about dogs. - Christopher Hampton
The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree: the presence of a family all wrapped up in each other. - Bill Vaughan
It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass! - Rodney Dangerfield
When a dog bites a man, that is not news, because it happens so often. But if a man bites a dog, that is news. - John B. Bogart
I'm planning to adopt a dog soon. It wasn't my first choice but my Doctor told me I can't have any biologically. - Bill Murray
My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives. - Rita Rudner
Among God's creatures two, the dog and the guitar, have taken all the sizes and all the shapes, in order not to be separated from the man. - Andres Segovia