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Forever Round

Going round and round in circles

Forever Round thanks to Karen Moore

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I'm in shape. Round is a shape. - George Carlin

Silence is golden. Duct tape is silver. - Unknown

Illusion is the first of all pleasures. - Oscar Wilde

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. - Douglas Adams

Angular momentum makes the world go round. - Unknown

Inflation: everyone's illusion of wealth - Unknown

At a round table there is no dispute about place. - Italian Proverb

You can't fix stupid - not even with duct tape. - Unknown

Pie are not square. Pie are round. Cornbread are square. - Unknown

Our heads are round so that thoughts can change direction. - Francis Picabia

What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy

My neighbor has a circular driveway - he can't get out. - Steven Wright

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

Don't grieve. Anything you lose comes round in another form. - Rumi

Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish. - Minna Antrim

Passion makes the world go round. Love just makes it a safer place. - Ice-T

When you're on a merry-go-round, you miss a lot of the scenery. - Neil Diamond

Some of my best friends are illusions. Been sustaining me for years. - Sheila Ballantyne

Never say never because limits, like fears, are often just an illusion. - Michael Jordan

A man loses his illusions first, his teeth second, and his follies last. - Helen Rowland

Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly. - Morticia Addams

Never break your putter and your driver in the same round or you're dead. - Tommy Bolt

God made the world round so we would never be able to see too far down the road. - Unknown

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

Love doesn't make the world go 'round. Love is what makes the ride worthwhile. - Franklin P. Jones

The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance - it is the illusion of knowledge. - Daniel J. Boorstin

Wishes and fears are illusions, Dil Bahadur, not realities. You must practice detachment. - Isabel Allende

One only needs two tools in life: WD-40 to make things go, and duck tape to make them stop. - G.M. Weilacher

Take, if you must, this little bag of dreams. Unloose the cord, and they will wrap you round. - William Butler Yeats

I'd have thrashed him to within an inch of his life, but I didn't have a tape measure. - Groucho Marx

As you walk down the fairway of life you must smell the roses, for you only get to play one round. - Ben Hogan

The illusion that the times that were are better than those that are has probably pervaded all ages. - Horace Greeley

Don't part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist but you have ceased to live. - Mark Twain

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. - Woody Allen

I was training to be an electrician. I suppose I got wired the wrong way round somewhere along the line. - Elvis Presley

A round man cannot be expected to fit in a square hole right away. He must have time to modify his shape. - Mark Twain

All those good people huddling behind bars in gated communities - it's the wrong way round. The others should have the bars. - Judy Sheindlin

We would rather be ruined than changed. We would rather die in our dread than climb the cross of the moment and let our illusions die. - W H Auden


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