Forever Round
Going round and round in circles
QuotaBillsCamouflage: Wise guise. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
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Bacon is duct tape for the kitchen. - Unknown
I'm in shape. Round is a shape. - George Carlin
Silence is golden. Duct tape is silver. - Unknown
Illusion is the first of all pleasures. - Oscar Wilde
Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. - Douglas Adams
Angular momentum makes the world go round. - Unknown
Inflation: everyone's illusion of wealth - Unknown
You can't fix stupid - not even with duct tape. - Unknown
Pie are not square. Pie are round. Cornbread are square. - Unknown
What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy
My neighbor has a circular driveway - he can't get out. - Steven Wright
A round wife and a full barn are the signs of good success. - Amish Saying
Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein
Don't grieve. Anything you lose comes round in another form. - Rumi
A lie travels round the world while truth is putting her boots on. - French proverb
Passion makes the world go round. Love just makes it a safer place. - Ice-T
When you're on a merry-go-round, you miss a lot of the scenery. - Neil Diamond
Never say never because limits, like fears, are often just an illusion. - Michael Jordan
A man loses his illusions first, his teeth second, and his follies last. - Helen Rowland
Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly. - Morticia Addams
Never break your putter and your driver in the same round or you're dead. - Tommy Bolt
God made the world round so we would never be able to see too far down the road. - Unknown
The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw
Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson
The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance - it is the illusion of knowledge. - Daniel J. Boorstin
Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams
Wishes and fears are illusions, Dil Bahadur, not realities. You must practice detachment. - Isabel Allende
We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. - Irish Murdoch
As you walk down the fairway of life you must smell the roses, for you only get to play one round. - Ben Hogan
The illusion that the times that were are better than those that are has probably pervaded all ages. - Horace Greeley
Don't part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist but you have ceased to live. - Mark Twain
What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. - Woody Allen
I was training to be an electrician. I suppose I got wired the wrong way round somewhere along the line. - Elvis Presley
Dreams or illusions, call them what you will, they lift us from the commonplace of life to better things. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow
A round man cannot be expected to fit in a square hole right away. He must have time to modify his shape. - Mark Twain
Attachment is the great fabricator of illusions; reality can be attained only by someone who is detached. - Simone Weil
All those good people huddling behind bars in gated communities - it's the wrong way round. The others should have the bars. - Judy Sheindlin
Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins