Forever Round
Going round and round in circles
QuotaBillsCamouflage: Wise guise. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
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Bacon is duct tape for the kitchen. - Unknown
I'm in shape. Round is a shape. - George Carlin
Silence is golden. Duct tape is silver. - Unknown
Illusion is the first of all pleasures. - Oscar Wilde
Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. - Douglas Adams
Noise creates illusions. Silence brings truth. - Maxime Lagace
At a round table there is no dispute about place. - Italian Proverb
Our heads are round so that thoughts can change direction. - Francis Picabia
What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy
My neighbor has a circular driveway - he can't get out. - Steven Wright
Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein
Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno
If we choose, we can live in a world of comforting illusion. - Noam Chomsky
Don't grieve. Anything you lose comes round in another form. - Rumi
Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish. - Minna Antrim
Passion makes the world go round. Love just makes it a safer place. - Ice-T
Some of my best friends are illusions. Been sustaining me for years. - Sheila Ballantyne
Our separation from each other is an optical illusion of consciousness. - Albert Einstein
A man loses his illusions first, his teeth second, and his follies last. - Helen Rowland
Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly. - Morticia Addams
Never break your putter and your driver in the same round or you're dead. - Tommy Bolt
God made the world round so we would never be able to see too far down the road. - Unknown
The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw
Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson
Love doesn't make the world go 'round. Love is what makes the ride worthwhile. - Franklin P. Jones
The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance - it is the illusion of knowledge. - Daniel J. Boorstin
Wishes and fears are illusions, Dil Bahadur, not realities. You must practice detachment. - Isabel Allende
One only needs two tools in life: WD-40 to make things go, and duck tape to make them stop. - G.M. Weilacher
We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. - Irish Murdoch
I'd have thrashed him to within an inch of his life, but I didn't have a tape measure. - Groucho Marx
The illusion that the times that were are better than those that are has probably pervaded all ages. - Horace Greeley
Don't part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist but you have ceased to live. - Mark Twain
What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. - Woody Allen
I was training to be an electrician. I suppose I got wired the wrong way round somewhere along the line. - Elvis Presley
A round man cannot be expected to fit in a square hole right away. He must have time to modify his shape. - Mark Twain
Attachment is the great fabricator of illusions; reality can be attained only by someone who is detached. - Simone Weil
Only think of two things - the gun and the tape. When you hear the one, just run like hell until you break the other. - Sam Mussabini
All those good people huddling behind bars in gated communities - it's the wrong way round. The others should have the bars. - Judy Sheindlin