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Free Dog

Loving family needed for pet dog

My neighbour is looking for a good home for their dog. He said it's really loveable and friendly with the kids, but his wife said the dog makes her nervous when it stares at her. She wants it out of the house. If you know of anyone, let me know. Picture attached of free dog.
Free Dog thanks to Phoebe Moll,Raub, North Dakota

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Every dog has his day. - Unknown

Let sleeping dogs lie. - French Proverb

Happiness is a warm puppy. - Charles Schulz

Absolutely free, or greatis. - Archie Bunker

The dog is the god of frolic. - Henry Ward Beecher

A hard dog to keep on the porch. - Hillary Clinton

Dogs never bite me. Just humans. - Marilyn Monroe

Southpaw: A dog who is left-handed - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Dogs have masters. Cats have staff. - Unknown

A dog has the soul of a philosopher. - Plato

Defect-free software does not exist. - Wietse Venema

None of us is free until we are all free. - Emma Lazarus

We hold the dust and let the gold go free. - G K Chesterton

You can't teach a young dog old tricks. - Warren Buffett

Our dog died from licking our wedding picture. - Phyllis Diller

Why buy a cow if you can get the milk for free. - English Proverb

A good bone does not always come to a good dog. - French Proverb

Flatterers looks like friends, as wolves like dogs. - George Chapman

I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons. - Will Rogers

Be on your guard against a silent dog and still water. - Latin Proverb

I'll get you, my pretty, and your little dog, too! - The Wizard of Oz

Better to be the head of a dog than the tail of a lion. - English Proverb

Relationships are like a walk in the park. Jurassic Park. - Unknown

The power of forgiveness transcends personal relationships. - Eric Metaxas

Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole. - Roger Caras

Darkness gives free rein to the mind's worst imaginings. - Jocelyn Murray

Writing free verse is like playing tennis with the net down. - Robert Frost

Words are free. It's how you use them that may cost you. - Unknown

Dogs come into our lives and leave paw prints on our hearts. - Unknown

Dogs are getting bigger, according to a leading dog manufacturer. - Leo Rosten

No man should live where he can hear his neighbor's dog bark. - Nathaniel Macon

I have nothing against dogs. I just hate rugs that go squish-squish. - Phyllis Diller

All my life I thought air was free... until I bought a bag of chips. - Unknown

Happiness is coming home and knowing your dog is there to greet you. - Unknown

The quickest way to become an old dog is to stop learning new tricks. - John Rooney

Old age means realizing you will never own all the dogs you wanted to. - Joe Gores

Xerox Subsidy: Euphemism for swiping free photocopies from a workplace - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Only you know who you were born to be and you need to free that person. - Ruby Rose

I don't care how much money you have, free stuff is always a good thing. - Queen Latifah

Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free. - Emma Lazarus

If we are a country committed to free speech, then why do we have phone bills? - Steven Wright

I look like a real bag lady when I go to Starbucks with my dog and get my chai. - Shirley MacLaine

We feel free when we escape - even when it be from the frying pan into the fire. - Eric Hoffer

I am obsessed with Costco. I love the salmon and rotisserie chicken, the dog beds. - Kris Jenner

The more you hold on to the true and the good, the more you are free to really live. - Ravi Zacharias

Content builds relationships. Relationships are built on trust. Trust drives revenue. - Andrew Davis

I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals. - Winston Churchill

Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. - Lewis Grizzard

Love and respect are the most important aspects of parenting, and of all relationships. - Jodie Foster

Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful. - Ann Landers

As a man in a relationship, you have a simple choice: You can be right or you can be happy. - Ralphie May

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein

If you think health care is expensive now, wait until you see what it costs when it's free. - P.J. O'Rourke

I'm gonna put extra blankets, free, in all your rooms, and there'll be no cover charge. - Groucho Marx

In order to live free and happily you must sacrifice boredom. It is not always an easy sacrifice. - Richard Bach

A true relationship is when you can tell each other anything and everything. No secrets, no lies. - Unknown

If we don't believe in free expression for people we despise, we don't believe in it at all. - Noah Chomsky

Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamppost how it feels about dogs. - Christopher Hampton

Obama and his attack dogs have nothing but hate and anger in their hearts and spew it whenever possible. - Donald Trump

For us in Russia, communism is a dead dog, while, for many people in the West, it is still a living lion. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we bought a dog. It's cheaper and you get more feet. - Rita Rudner

While some pain is probably inevitable in all relationships, successful couples are usually the ones who are able to forgive. - Ilona Boniwell

My girlfriend's dog died. So I got her an identical one. She was livid; 'What am I going to do with two dead dogs?' - Gary Delaney

My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives. - Rita Rudner

It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker

The most important thing that I learned in growing up is that forgiveness is something that, when you do it, you free yourself to move on. - Tyler Perry

If Obama resigns from office NOW, thereby doing a great service to the country, I will give him free lifetime golf at any one of my courses. - Donald Trump

Juvenile Delinquent: 1. A youngster who has been given a free hand but not in the proper place; 2. A kid who starts acting like his parents. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I not only knew Houdini, but we had a very lovely relationship. I really though we had something going, and then the son of a gun disappeared. - Betty White

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz


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