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Free Dog

Loving family needed for pet dog

My neighbour is looking for a good home for their dog. He said it's really loveable and friendly with the kids, but his wife said the dog makes her nervous when it stares at her. She wants it out of the house. If you know of anyone, let me know. Picture attached of free dog.
Free Dog thanks to Phoebe Moll,Raub, North Dakota

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France is a dog-hole. - William Shakespeare

Every dog has his day. - Unknown

Man is condemned to be free. - Jean-Paul Sartre

The dog is the god of frolic. - Henry Ward Beecher

A hard dog to keep on the porch. - Hillary Clinton

Subwoofer: A dog who scuba dives - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Let us be free. The rest matters not! - Jose de San Martin

How much is that doggie in the window? - Bob Merrill

I am I because my little dog knows me. - Gertrude Stein

The more I see of men, the more I like dogs. - Madame de Stael

Get the hanging dog expression off your face. - Archie Bunker

A good bone does not always come to a good dog. - French Proverb

Those who have free seats at a play hiss first. - Chinese Proverb

Who dares not speak his free thought is a slave. - Euripides

He who has overcome his fears will truly be free. - Aristotle

When I'm president, everyone gets a free pony. - Vermin Supreme

Dogs can't operate an MRI machine but cats can. - Unknown

Free speech is a great idea, but we're in a war. - Lindsey Graham

I xeroxed my watch. Now I can give away free watches. - Steven Wright

I am free of all prejudices. I hate every one equally. - Groucho Marx

If a man be great, even his dog will ear a proud look. - Japanese Proverb

I'll get you, my pretty, and your little dog, too! - The Wizard of Oz

When you explore your fears then you set yourself free. - Stephen Richards

Nothing really sets human nature free but self-control. - Paul Bottome

A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of. - Ogden Nash

Free love is a black and white contradiction in two words. - G K Chesterton

Darkness gives free rein to the mind's worst imaginings. - Jocelyn Murray

Everywhere animals are in chains, but we image them as free. - Carol J Adams

The dog who meets with a good master is the happier of the two. - Maurice Maeterlinck

Real magic in relationships means an absence of judgment of others. - Wayne Dyer

All my life I thought air was free... until I bought a bag of chips. - Unknown

Happiness is coming home and knowing your dog is there to greet you. - Unknown

I had rather hear my dog bark at a crow, than a man swear he loves me. - William Shakespeare

It was a great interview process. They were fighting like cats and dogs. - Donald Trump

If you think you have influence, try ordering some else's dog around. - Amish Saying

The farmer allows walkers across the field for free, but the bull charges. - Unknown

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you. - Mary Bly

Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free. - Emma Lazarus

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself. - Josh Billings

I look like a real bag lady when I go to Starbucks with my dog and get my chai. - Shirley MacLaine

Every boy should have two things: a dog and a mother willing to let him have one. - Unknown

It's what you do in your free time that will set you free - or enslave you.
 - Jarod Kintz

The more you hold on to the true and the good, the more you are free to really live. - Ravi Zacharias

An almost perfect relationship with his father was the earthly root of all his wisdom. - C S Lewis

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful. - Ann Landers

It's not the size of the dog in the fight - it's the size of the fight in the dog. - Mark Twain

As a man in a relationship, you have a simple choice: You can be right or you can be happy. - Ralphie May

In any war, the first casualty is common sense, and the second is free and open discussion. - James Reston

Why do dogs always race to the door when the doorbell rings? It's hardly ever for them. - Harry Hill

If leeches ate peaches instead of my blood,
then I would be free to drink tea in the mud! - Emilie Autumn

I'm gonna put extra blankets, free, in all your rooms, and there'll be no cover charge. - Groucho Marx

A bird that you set free may be caught again, but a word that escapes your lips will not return. - Jewish Proverb

I have to tell them that last night was a shameful train wreck filled with blind cuddly puppies. - Charlie Sheen

Psychiatrist: a person who will give you expensive answers that your wife will give you for free. - Unknown

I have a great relationship with the blacks. I've always had a great relationship with the blacks. - Donald Trump

Obama and his attack dogs have nothing but hate and anger in their hearts and spew it whenever possible. - Donald Trump

Sometimes I feel like a normal person. Sometimes I forget I'm on parole, that I'm not really free. - Jennifer Lane

If you love someone, set them free. If they come back, they're yours; if they don't, they never were. - Richard Bach

The mathematician is entirely free, within the limits of the imagination, to construct what worlds he pleases. - J.W.N. Sullivan

When a dog bites a man, that is not news, because it happens so often. But if a man bites a dog, that is news. - John B. Bogart

Relationships are about give and take; not tit-for-tat. If you're keeping score, you'll lose at your own game. - Faydra D. Fields

The greatest mistake we humans make in our relationships: we listen half, understand quarter, think zero, and react double. - Unknown

My girlfriend's dog died. So I got her an identical one. She was livid; 'What am I going to do with two dead dogs?' - Gary Delaney

My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives. - Rita Rudner

It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker

I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright

The trout enjoys the river,
The whale enjoys the sea,
And dogs love most an old lamp-post,
But you're my cup of tea. - W H Auden

Everything in me feels fluttering and free, like I could take off from the ground at any second. Music, I think, makes me feel like music. - Lauren Oliver

While there is a lower class, I am in it; while there is a criminal element, I am of it; and while there is a soul in prison, I am not free. - Eugene V Debs


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