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Free Dog

Loving family needed for pet dog

My neighbour is looking for a good home for their dog. He said it's really loveable and friendly with the kids, but his wife said the dog makes her nervous when it stares at her. She wants it out of the house. If you know of anyone, let me know. Picture attached of free dog.
Free Dog thanks to Phoebe Moll,Raub, North Dakota

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Every dog has his day. - Unknown

Free contradictions: $1. - Unknown

Let fightin' dogs lie - Archie Bunker

Thank God for a few free waves. - Miki Dora

Dyspupsia: Being sick as a dog. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Civilized humanical relationships - Archie Bunker

Zit: Command given to a spotted dog - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I am I because my little dog knows me. - Gertrude Stein

I'm a supporter of my free speech. - Howard Stern

Dogs that bark at a distance never bite. - Unknown

None of us is free until we are all free. - Emma Lazarus

I love shark week, all kids swim for free. - Josh Stern

A dog in desperation will leap over a wall. - Unknown

You can't teach a young dog old tricks. - Warren Buffett

Our dog died from licking our wedding picture. - Phyllis Diller

Those who have free seats at a play hiss first. - Chinese Proverb

I only ask to be free. The butterflies are free. - Charles Dickens

Pants: Something a dog does and a man steps into - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Free trade is not a principle; it is an expedient. - Benjamin Disraeli

They are not free who drag their chains after them. - French Proverb

If a man be great, even his dog will ear a proud look. - Japanese Proverb

Anyone who hates children and dogs can't be all bad. - WC Fields

Colliefornia: The American state that has gone to the dogs - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

And ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you free. - John 8:32

You are absolutely free to describe me as a turtle or something. - Paul Giamatti

When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem. - Edward Abbey

Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things. - Keanu Reeves

The quickest way to become an old dog is to stop learning new tricks. - John Rooney

Xerox Subsidy: Euphemism for swiping free photocopies from a workplace - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A dog has lots of friends because he wags his tail and not his tongue. - Unknown

When we lose the right to be different, we lose the privilege to be free. - Charles E. Hughes

If I could be half the person my dog is, I'd be twice the human I am. - Unknown

When people are free to do as they please, they usually imitate each other. - Eric Hoffer

Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free. - Emma Lazarus

To forgive is to set a prisoner free and discover that the prisoner was you. - Lewis B Smedes

My definition of a free society is a society where it is safe to be unpopular. - Adlai E. Stevenson

I am obsessed with Costco. I love the salmon and rotisserie chicken, the dog beds. - Kris Jenner

Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan

Raising boys is like raising puppies. One must take them for a walk every few hours. - Jody Defries

Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. - Lewis Grizzard

An almost perfect relationship with his father was the earthly root of all his wisdom. - C S Lewis

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

When you have robbed a man of everything, he is no longer in your power. He is free again. - Alexander Solzhenitsyn

As a man in a relationship, you have a simple choice: You can be right or you can be happy. - Ralphie May

In any war, the first casualty is common sense, and the second is free and open discussion. - James Reston

I want to have a bunch of kids so I can open a factory and have free labor. Beat that, China! - Jarod Kintz

I'm gonna put extra blankets, free, in all your rooms, and there'll be no cover charge. - Groucho Marx

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha

Don't make the mistake of treating your dogs like humans, or they'll treat you like dogs. - Martha Scott

A true relationship is when you can tell each other anything and everything. No secrets, no lies. - Unknown

Good thing we've still got politics in Texas - finest form of free entertainment ever invented. - Molly Ivins

If we don't believe in free expression for people we despise, we don't believe in it at all. - Noah Chomsky

We want to feel free, yet are scared to muster the courage to do what's necessary to become free. - Kathy Caprino

I have a great relationship with the blacks. I've always had a great relationship with the blacks. - Donald Trump

Obama and his attack dogs have nothing but hate and anger in their hearts and spew it whenever possible. - Donald Trump

Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives. - Sue Murphy

There are two things in this world that don't last long: dogs chasing cars, and pros putting for pars. - Lee Travino

Ever wonder where you'd end up if you took your dog for a walk and never once pulled back on the leash? - Robert Brault

If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is certain dogs I know will go to heaven, and very, very few people. - James Thurber

If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around. - Unknown

Relationships are about give and take; not tit-for-tat. If you're keeping score, you'll lose at your own game. - Faydra D. Fields

While some pain is probably inevitable in all relationships, successful couples are usually the ones who are able to forgive. - Ilona Boniwell

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

There is a direct relationship between a person's grasp and experience of God's grace and his or her heart for justice. - Unknown

My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives. - Rita Rudner

A problem occurs when people want the benefits of a relationship with God without the responsibilities of a relationship with God. - Jim Herring

The poor themselves can create a poverty-free world. All we have to do is to free them from the chains that we have put around them. - Muhammad Yunus

I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright

I believe there's an Almighty, and I believe the Almighty's great gift to each man and woman in this world is the desire to be free. - George W Bush

Dogs display reluctance and wrath
If you try to give them a bath;
They bury bones in hideaways
And half the time they trot sideaways. - Ogden Nash


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