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Free Dog

Loving family needed for pet dog

My neighbour is looking for a good home for their dog. He said it's really loveable and friendly with the kids, but his wife said the dog makes her nervous when it stares at her. She wants it out of the house. If you know of anyone, let me know. Picture attached of free dog.
Free Dog thanks to Phoebe Moll,Raub, North Dakota

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Let fightin' dogs lie - Archie Bunker

Absolutely free, or greatis. - Archie Bunker

A dog has the soul of a philosopher. - Plato

A hungry dog will eat dirty puddings. - Latin Proverb

None of us is free until we are all free. - Emma Lazarus

A dog in desperation will leap over a wall. - Unknown

The dog represents all that is best in man. - Etienne Charlet

He who lies down with dogs, rises with fleas. - English Proverb

No man is free who is not a master of himself. - Epictetus

Throw physic to the dogs; I'll none of it. - William Shakespeare

Pants: Something a dog does and a man steps into - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Dogs can't operate an MRI machine but cats can. - Unknown

I have a great relationship with the Mexican people. - Donald Trump

One trained dog equals 60 search-and-rescue workers. - Charles Stoehr

Of all times in time of war the press should be free. - William Borah

Properly trained, a man can be dog's best friend. - Corey Ford

I'll get you, my pretty, and your little dog, too! - The Wizard of Oz

Nothing really sets human nature free but self-control. - Paul Bottome

Dogs do speak, but only to those who know how to listen. - Unknown

Relationships are like a walk in the park. Jurassic Park. - Unknown

The average dog is a nicer person than the average person. - Andy Rooney

Hot Dog: The only animal that feeds the hand that bites it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole. - Roger Caras

Everywhere animals are in chains, but we image them as free. - Carol J Adams

Words are free. It's how you use them that may cost you. - Unknown

Elixir: What a dog does to his owner when she gives him a bone - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Dogs are getting bigger, according to a leading dog manufacturer. - Leo Rosten

I have nothing against dogs. I just hate rugs that go squish-squish. - Phyllis Diller

Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog. - Franklin P Jones

Old age means realizing you will never own all the dogs you wanted to. - Joe Gores

No human being, however great or powerful, was ever so free as a fish. - John Ruskin

A dog has lots of friends because he wags his tail and not his tongue. - Unknown

So long as there's a jingle in your head, television isn't free. - Jason Love

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. - Sharon Stone

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you. - Mary Bly

Why can't a woman be more like a dog, huh? So sweet, loving, attentive. - Kirk Douglas

I don't care how much money you have, free stuff is always a good thing. - Queen Latifah

If we are a country committed to free speech, then why do we have phone bills? - Steven Wright

The more I see of the representatives of the people, the more I admire my dogs. - Alphonse de Lamartine

Every boy should have two things: a dog and a mother willing to let him have one. - Unknown

Diplomacy is the art of saying, "Nice doggie" until you can find a rock. - Will Rogers

When advice is freely given, the receiver is free to use it as he or she sees fit. - Harvey Mackay

Content builds relationships. Relationships are built on trust. Trust drives revenue. - Andrew Davis

The history of free men is never really written by chance but by choice; their choice! - Dwight D Eisenhower

The trouble with free elections is that you never know how they are going to turn out. - Vyacheslav Molotov

Love and respect are the most important aspects of parenting, and of all relationships. - Jodie Foster

Mankind has a free will; but it is free to milk cows and to build houses, nothing more. - Martin Luther

When I die I want my tombstone to offer free WiFi, just so people will visit more often. - Unknown

We learn the most from imperfect relationships - things like forgiveness and compassion. - Andrea Thompson

As a man in a relationship, you have a simple choice: You can be right or you can be happy. - Ralphie May

I want to have a bunch of kids so I can open a factory and have free labor. Beat that, China! - Jarod Kintz

To give up the task of reforming society is to give up one's responsibility as a free man. - Alan Paton

A true relationship is when you can tell each other anything and everything. No secrets, no lies. - Unknown

You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather. - Jeff Foxworthy

If we don't believe in free expression for people we despise, we don't believe in it at all. - Noah Chomsky

No one has put forward a plan to make this country entirely debt free as we enter the next millenium. - Donald Trump

I'm suspicious of people who don't like dogs, but I trust a dog when it doesn't like a person. - Unknown

Going without food or water will kill the body, but the lack of relationship will kill the minds and spirit. - David Jeremiah

If the word has the potency to revive and make us free, it has also the power to blind, imprison, and destroy. - Ralph Ellison

There is never a better measure of what a person is than what he does when he's absolutely free to choose. - William M. Bulger

Pigeons are gentle and smart and have complex social relationships. Their hearing and vision are both excellent. - Ingrid Newkirk

The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your relationships. The quality of your business is no different. - Harvey Mackay

The only way to deal with an unfree world is to become so absolutely free that your existence itself is an act of rebellion. - Albert Camus

While some pain is probably inevitable in all relationships, successful couples are usually the ones who are able to forgive. - Ilona Boniwell

It's really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to be with other people. - Axl Rose

The poor themselves can create a poverty-free world. All we have to do is to free them from the chains that we have put around them. - Muhammad Yunus

I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright

Play is the highest expression of human development in childhood for it alone is the free expression of what is in a child's soul. - Friedrich Frobel

If we want a free and peaceful world, if we want to make the deserts bloom and man grow to greater dignity as a human being - we can do it. - Eleanor Roosevelt

If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain


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