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Free Dog

Loving family needed for pet dog

My neighbour is looking for a good home for their dog. He said it's really loveable and friendly with the kids, but his wife said the dog makes her nervous when it stares at her. She wants it out of the house. If you know of anyone, let me know. Picture attached of free dog.
Free Dog thanks to Phoebe Moll,Raub, North Dakota

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Every dog has his day. - Unknown

Let sleeping dogs lie. - French Proverb

The dog is the god of frolic. - Henry Ward Beecher

Thank God for a few free waves. - Miki Dora

A hard dog to keep on the porch. - Hillary Clinton

Dogs never bite me. Just humans. - Marilyn Monroe

Dogs have masters. Cats have staff. - Unknown

A dog has the soul of a philosopher. - Plato

To err is human, for forgive, canine. - Unknown

How much is that doggie in the window? - Bob Merrill

I am I because my little dog knows me. - Gertrude Stein

I'm a supporter of my free speech. - Howard Stern

The view only changes for the lead dog. - Norman O. Brown

The more I see of men, the more I like dogs. - Madame de Stael

I have a great relationship with Roger Ailes. - Donald Trump

Throw physic to the dogs; I'll none of it. - William Shakespeare

Those who have free seats at a play hiss first. - Chinese Proverb

He who has overcome his fears will truly be free. - Aristotle

Free trade is not a principle; it is an expedient. - Benjamin Disraeli

No free man shall ever be debarred the use of arms. - Thomas Jefferson

I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone. - Steven Wright

Free speech is a great idea, but we're in a war. - Lindsey Graham

Of all times in time of war the press should be free. - William Borah

Properly trained, a man can be dog's best friend. - Corey Ford

If a man be great, even his dog will ear a proud look. - Japanese Proverb

The scalded dog fears hot water, and afterwards, cold. - Italian Proverb

I'll get you, my pretty, and your little dog, too! - The Wizard of Oz

A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of. - Ogden Nash

Everywhere animals are in chains, but we image them as free. - Carol J Adams

I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog. - Wendy Liebman

And ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you free. - John 8:32

You are absolutely free to describe me as a turtle or something. - Paul Giamatti

If dogs could talk, it would take a lot of fun out of owning one. - Andrew A. Rooney

Dogs are getting bigger, according to a leading dog manufacturer. - Leo Rosten

Real magic in relationships means an absence of judgment of others. - Wayne Dyer

A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel

When we lose the right to be different, we lose the privilege to be free. - Charles E. Hughes

To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs. - Aldous Huxley

The trees in Siberia are miles apart - that's why the dogs are so fast. - Bob Hope

I don't care how much money you have, free stuff is always a good thing. - Queen Latifah

To forgive is to set a prisoner free and discover that the prisoner was you. - Lewis B Smedes

I look like a real bag lady when I go to Starbucks with my dog and get my chai. - Shirley MacLaine

When advice is freely given, the receiver is free to use it as he or she sees fit. - Harvey Mackay

Raising boys is like raising puppies. One must take them for a walk every few hours. - Jody Defries

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

We learn the most from imperfect relationships - things like forgiveness and compassion. - Andrea Thompson

Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful. - Ann Landers

As a man in a relationship, you have a simple choice: You can be right or you can be happy. - Ralphie May

Why do dogs always race to the door when the doorbell rings? It's hardly ever for them. - Harry Hill

The easiest kind of relationship for me is with ten thousand people. The hardest is with one. - Joan Baez

If you think health care is expensive now, wait until you see what it costs when it's free. - P.J. O'Rourke

I'm gonna put extra blankets, free, in all your rooms, and there'll be no cover charge. - Groucho Marx

If we don't believe in free expression for people we despise, we don't believe in it at all. - Noah Chomsky

No one has put forward a plan to make this country entirely debt free as we enter the next millenium. - Donald Trump

Free trade is terrible. Free trade can be wonderful if you have smart people. But we have stupid people. - Donald Trump

Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives. - Sue Murphy

Sometimes I feel like a normal person. Sometimes I forget I'm on parole, that I'm not really free. - Jennifer Lane

When a dog bites a man, that is not news, because it happens so often. But if a man bites a dog, that is news. - John B. Bogart

If the word has the potency to revive and make us free, it has also the power to blind, imprison, and destroy. - Ralph Ellison

Relationships are about give and take; not tit-for-tat. If you're keeping score, you'll lose at your own game. - Faydra D. Fields

We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we bought a dog. It's cheaper and you get more feet. - Rita Rudner

Every country must be absolutely free to adopt the type of economic, political and social system that it considers convenient. - Fidel Castro

Free will, though it makes evil possible, is also the only thing that makes possible any love or goodness or joy worth having. - C S Lewis

My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives. - Rita Rudner

It reminds me why I chose Dauntless in the first place: not because they are perfect, but because they are alive. Because they are free. - Veronica Roth

If Obama resigns from office NOW, thereby doing a great service to the country, I will give him free lifetime golf at any one of my courses. - Donald Trump

While there is a lower class, I am in it; while there is a criminal element, I am of it; and while there is a soul in prison, I am not free. - Eugene V Debs

I believe there's an Almighty, and I believe the Almighty's great gift to each man and woman in this world is the desire to be free. - George W Bush

Among God's creatures two, the dog and the guitar, have taken all the sizes and all the shapes, in order not to be separated from the man. - Andres Segovia

Dogs display reluctance and wrath
If you try to give them a bath;
They bury bones in hideaways
And half the time they trot sideaways. - Ogden Nash


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