French Kissing - Wise Advice

Love me, love my dog. - English Proverb

Baby lying in the bassinoot. - Archie Bunker

Kissing don't last; cookery do! - George Meredith

A dog has the soul of a philosopher. - Plato

I am I because my little dog knows me. - Gertrude Stein

If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog. - Harry S Truman

A kiss is a rosy dot over the "i" of loving. - Cyrano de Bergerac

Be on your guard against a silent dog and still water. - Latin Proverb

The scalded dog fears hot water, and afterwards, cold. - Italian Proverb

I wasn't kissing her, I was whispering in her mouth. - Chico Marx

A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of. - Ogden Nash

Now a soft kiss; Aye, by that kiss, I vow an endless bliss. - John Keats

Every baby born into the world is a finer one than the last. - Charles Dickens

A hot dog at the ballpark is better than a steak at the Ritz. - Humphrey Bogart

A baby is born with a need to be loved - and never outgrows it. - Frank A. Clark

Whenever I climb I am followed by a dog called "Ego". - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

As the French used to say, "the peace of resistance." - Archie Bunker

When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem. - Edward Abbey

Dogs are getting bigger, according to a leading dog manufacturer. - Leo Rosten

Having a baby is like trying to push a grand piano through a transom. - Alice Roosevelt Longworth

'Escargot' is French for 'fat crawling bag of phlegm'. - Dave Barry

When women kiss it always reminds one of prize fighters shaking hands. - H L Mencken

A dog has lots of friends because he wags his tail and not his tongue. - Unknown

The last thing my kids ever did to earn money was lose their baby teeth. - Phyllis Diller

There are ways of singing in English that are not just the same as in French. - Coeur de Pirate

Observe your dog: if he's fat, then you're not getting enough exercise. - Evan Esar

The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he's a baby. - Natalie Wood

A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous. - Ingrid Bergman

It's not the size of the dog in the fight - it's the size of the fight in the dog. - Mark Twain

If a tie is like kissing your sister, losing is like kissing your grandmother with her teeth out. - George Brett

I'm beginning to have morning sickness. I'm not having a baby, I'm just sick of morning. - Phyllis Diller

For us in Russia, communism is a dead dog, while, for many people in the West, it is still a living lion. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

America is a large, friendly dog in a very small room. Every time it wags its tail, it knocks over a chair. - Arnold Toynbee

Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves. - Albert Einstein

Already, companies that speak in the language of the pitch, the dog-and-pony show, are no longer speaking to anyone. - Unknown

I went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast at any time". So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance. - Steven Wright

In any world menu, Canada must be considered the vichyssoise of nations - it's cold, half-French, and difficult to stir. - Stuart Keate

My girlfriend's dog died. So I got her an identical one. She was livid; 'What am I going to do with two dead dogs?' - Gary Delaney

If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer. - Alfred N Whitehead

When my time on Earth is gone and my activities here are past, I want that they should bury me upside down so my critics can kiss my ass. - Bobby Knight