French Kissing - Wise Advice

Love me, love my dog. - English Proverb

France is a dog-hole. - William Shakespeare

No one vinces me, baby - Michael Grant

A hard dog to keep on the porch. - Hillary Clinton

The French: Germans with good food. - Fran Lebowitz

A hungry dog will eat dirty puddings. - Latin Proverb

I am I because my little dog knows me. - Gertrude Stein

The view only changes for the lead dog. - Norman O. Brown

You can't teach a young dog old tricks. - Warren Buffett

The dog represents all that is best in man. - Etienne Charlet

A correct answer is like an affectionate kiss. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Don't think to hunt two hares with one dog. - Benjamin Franklin

I'll get you, my pretty, and your little dog, too! - The Wizard of Oz

To understand Europe, you have to be a genius - or French. - Madeleine Albright

Now a soft kiss; Aye, by that kiss, I vow an endless bliss. - John Keats

Every baby born into the world is a finer one than the last. - Charles Dickens

A baby is born with a need to be loved - and never outgrows it. - Frank A. Clark

As the French used to say, "the peace of resistance." - Archie Bunker

When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem. - Edward Abbey

A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel

We are all mortal until the first kiss and the second glass of wine. - Eduardo Galeano

Having a baby is like trying to push a grand piano through a transom. - Alice Roosevelt Longworth

'Escargot' is French for 'fat crawling bag of phlegm'. - Dave Barry

A dog has lots of friends because he wags his tail and not his tongue. - Unknown

Motherhood: Feeding them as a baby and then through most of their twenties. - Unknown

Observe your dog: if he's fat, then you're not getting enough exercise. - Evan Esar

To God I speak Spanish, to women Italian, to men French, and to my horse - German. - Emperor Charles V

The only time a woman wishes she were a year older is when she is expecting a baby. - Mary Marsh

It's not the size of the dog in the fight - it's the size of the fight in the dog. - Mark Twain

The sound of a kiss is not so loud as that of a cannon, but its echo lasts a great deal longer. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

I like spaghetti bolognese, I like baked beans on toast. I hate French food. I hate fancy food. - Simon Cowell

Never doubt the courage of the French. They were the ones who discovered that snails are edible. - Doug Larson

When I go home, I play with my baby dolls and strollers and diaper bags, and play with my sisters. - Dakota Fanning

If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do: pour a little Lavoris in the toilet. - Jay Leno

The baby bat
Screamed out in fright,
'Turn on the dark,
I'm afraid of the light.' - Shel Silverstein

When your children are teenagers, it's important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you. - Nora Ephron

We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we bought a dog. It's cheaper and you get more feet. - Rita Rudner

An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut

If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer. - Alfred N Whitehead

If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain