French Kissing - Wise Advice
Stay away from relationships with dogs
QuotaBillsThe dog is the god of frolic. - Henry Ward Beecher
Kissing don't last; cookery do! - George Meredith
A bambiraptor is a savage baby dear. - Alan Davies
The view only changes for the lead dog. - Norman O. Brown
My little dog - a heartbeat at my feet. - Edith Wharton
Walk as if you are kissing the Earth with your feet. - Thich Nhat Hanh
Australian Kiss: Same as French Kiss, only down under - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I wonder what fool it was that first invented kissing. - Jonathan Swift
A kiss is a rosy dot over the "i" of loving. - Cyrano de Bergerac
If a man be great, even his dog will ear a proud look. - Japanese Proverb
Gigantic: The biggest, scariest bug in your dog's fur - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
A hot dog at the ballpark is better than a steak at the Ritz. - Humphrey Bogart
The only thing worth stealing is a kiss from a sleeping child. - Joe Houldsworth
The dog who meets with a good master is the happier of the two. - Maurice Maeterlinck
If we growl all day we're likely to feel dog tired at night. - Amish Saying
People who say they sleep like a baby usually don't have one. - Leo J Burke
No man should live where he can hear his neighbor's dog bark. - Nathaniel Macon
A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel
We are all mortal until the first kiss and the second glass of wine. - Eduardo Galeano
Advice is like kissing: it costs nothing and is a pleasant thing to do. - H.W. Shaw
The last thing my kids ever did to earn money was lose their baby teeth. - Phyllis Diller
Clients don't care about the labor pains; they want to see the baby. - Tim Williams
Observe your dog: if he's fat, then you're not getting enough exercise. - Evan Esar
The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he's a baby. - Natalie Wood
An ugly baby is a very nasty object, and the prettiest is frightful when undressed. - Queen Victoria
It was the kind of kiss that made me know that I was never so happy in my whole life. - Stephen Chbosky
A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous. - Ingrid Bergman
I love working in Canada. The ovation is great. It makes me feel like I'm the top dog. - Owen Hart
Feedback: The inevitable result when your baby doesn’t appreciate the strained carrots - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down. - Robert Benchley
The sound of a kiss is not so loud as that of a cannon, but its echo lasts a great deal longer. - Oliver Wendell Holmes
Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend.
Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. - Groucho Marx
I'd kiss a frog even if there was no promise of a Prince Charming popping out of it. I love frogs. - Cameron Diaz
The baby bat
Screamed out in fright,
'Turn on the dark,
I'm afraid of the light.' - Shel Silverstein
Already, companies that speak in the language of the pitch, the dog-and-pony show, are no longer speaking to anyone. - Unknown
It is the passion that is in a kiss that gives to it its sweetness; it is the affection in a kiss that sanctifies it. - Christian Nestell Bovee
I went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast at any time". So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance. - Steven Wright
The real lover is the man who can thrill you by kissing your forehead or smiling into your eyes or just staring into space. - Marilyn Monroe
Assmosis: The process by which some people seem to absorb success and advancement by kissing up to the boss rather than working hard. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
When my time on Earth is gone and my activities here are past, I want that they should bury me upside down so my critics can kiss my ass. - Bobby Knight