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Fried Eggs - Military Style

'Eggs Over Hard' for a soldier's fast breakfast

Fried Eggs - Military Style thanks to Martin Grosse

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An army marches on its stomach. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Necessity makes the best soldiers. - Josephus

I am not a politician, but a soldier. - Idi Amin

Deviled Eggs: What wicked chickens lay - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

In war, there are no unwounded soldiers. - Jose Narosky

One good egg in a barrel of rotten apples. - Archie Bunker

The army is the true nobility of our country. - Napoleon III

You can't hatch chickens from fried eggs. - German Proverb

Them eggs over there are startin' to foment. - Archie Bunker

Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms. - Groucho Marx

Marketing strategy is a lot like military strategy. - Liddell Hart

You can't make an omelet without breaking eggs. - French Proverb

Soldiers win the battles and generals get the credit. - Napoleon Bonaparte

The dead soldier's silence sings our national anthem. - Aaron Kilbourn

The military don't start wars. Politicians start wars. - William Westmoreland

I'm Jewish, so I don't know much about Easter eggs. - Simon Kinberg

We come not to mourn our dead soldiers, but to praise them. - Francis A Walker

Egg: 1. A day's work for a hen; 2. A bird's hometown. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Where some states have an army, the Prussian army has a state. - Voltaire

A conquering army on the border will not be stopped by eloquence. - Otto von Bismarck

He's better at smelling rotten eggs than at laying good ones. - Unknown

I go on working for the same reason that a hen goes on laying eggs. - H L Mencken

Be harmonious with each other, enrich the soldiers, ignore all others. - Septimius Severus

I'll be down in the front row with a basket of last month's eggs. - WC Fields

My idea of baking is buying a ready-make cake mix and throwing in an egg. - Cilla Black

A standing army is one of the greatest mischiefs that can possibly happen. - James Madison

A piece of spaghetti or a military unit can only be led from the front end. - George S Patton

Two armies that fight each other is like one large army that commits suicide. - Henri Barbusse

He's so old that when he orders a three-minute egg, they ask for the money up front. - Milton Berle

Whether you wind up with a nest egg or a goose egg depends on the kind of chick you married. - Unknown

Noise proves nothing. Often a hen who has merely laid an egg cackles as if she laid an asteroid. - Mark Twain

The first who was king was a fortunate soldier: Who serves his country well has no need of ancestors. - Voltaire

The reason there are so many tree-lined boulevards in Paris is so the German army can march in the shade. - George S Patton

I hate war as only a soldier who has lived it can, only as one who has seen its brutality, its stupidity. - Dwight D Eisenhower

The Honourable Lady was once an egg and people on both sides of this House greatly regret its fertilisation. - Nicholas Fairbairn

My other brother-in-law died. He was a karate expert, then joined the army. The first time he saluted, he killed himself. - Henny Youngman

Toy Soldiers was my introduction to film. I certainly didn't think I was doing art by any stretch of the imagination. - Tim Robbins

For my last meal, I'd want an Irish breakfast with soda bread and one of my dad's omelettes with three or four eggs. - Erin O'Connor

It takes but one positive thought when given a chance to survive and thrive to overpower an entire army of negative thoughts. - Robert H. Schuller

How come if you mix flour and water together you get glue? And when you add eggs and sugar you get cake? Where does the glue go? - Rita Rudner


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