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Fried Eggs - Military Style

'Eggs Over Hard' for a soldier's fast breakfast

Fried Eggs - Military Style thanks to Martin Grosse

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Chicken: An egg factory - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Spoils Of War: Army food - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Whisker: A chef who beats eggs - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A good soldier is a poor scout. - Cheyenne Proverb

Drill Sergeant: An army dentist. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Love is a kind of military service. - Ovid

Deviled Eggs: What wicked chickens lay - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Helicopter: An egg beater with ambition - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

One good egg in a barrel of rotten apples. - Archie Bunker

You can't hatch chickens from fried eggs. - German Proverb

Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms. - Groucho Marx

I now close my military career and just fade away. - Douglas MacArthur

Lawyers are the foot soldiers of our Constitution. - Rennard Strickland

A hen is only an egg's way of making another egg. - Samuel Butler

The dead soldier's silence sings our national anthem. - Aaron Kilbourn

The military don't start wars. Politicians start wars. - William Westmoreland

I'm Jewish, so I don't know much about Easter eggs. - Simon Kinberg

We come not to mourn our dead soldiers, but to praise them. - Francis A Walker

A conquering army on the border will not be stopped by eloquence. - Otto von Bismarck

I go on working for the same reason that a hen goes on laying eggs. - H L Mencken

Where the battle rages, there the loyalty of the soldier is proved. - Martin Luther

I'll be down in the front row with a basket of last month's eggs. - WC Fields

A standing army is one of the greatest mischiefs that can possibly happen. - James Madison

My wife only has sex with me for a purpose. Last night she used me to time an egg. - Rodney Dangerfield

Hens do cackle loudest when there's nothing vital in the eggs they've laid. - Ambrose Bierce

He's so old that when he orders a three-minute egg, they ask for the money up front. - Milton Berle

Statistics have shown that mortality increases perceptibly in the military during wartime. - Alphonse Allais

My brother thinks he's a chicken.
We don't talk him out of it because we need the eggs. - Groucho Marx

The first who was king was a fortunate soldier: Who serves his country well has no need of ancestors. - Voltaire

There is one thing stronger than all the armies in the world, and that is an idea whose time has come. - Victor Hugo

The Honourable Lady was once an egg and people on both sides of this House greatly regret its fertilisation. - Nicholas Fairbairn

The true soldier fights not because he hates what is in front of him, but because he loves what is behind him. - G K Chesterton

The policemen or soldiers are only a gun in the establishments hand. They make the racist secure in his racism. - Huey Newton

People judge you by your actions, not your intentions. You may have a heart of gold, but so has a hard-boiled egg. - Unknown

Tension: 1. The price you pay for being a race horse instead of a plow horse; 2. What the sergeant shouts to his soldiers. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

For my last meal, I'd want an Irish breakfast with soda bread and one of my dad's omelettes with three or four eggs. - Erin O'Connor

It takes but one positive thought when given a chance to survive and thrive to overpower an entire army of negative thoughts. - Robert H. Schuller

How come if you mix flour and water together you get glue? And when you add eggs and sugar you get cake? Where does the glue go? - Rita Rudner

The difference between involvement and commitment is like an eggs and ham breakfast: the chicken was involved, the pig was committed. - Unknown

Not every hen lay eggs. Not every hen that lays eggs gets them hatched. Not everyone born with greatness becomes as such. Go, hatch your eggs. - Israelmore Ayivor


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