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Order is Heaven's first law. - Alexander Pope

A good lawyer is a bad neighbor. - French Proverb

Lawyers are the jackals of commerce. - Elbert Hubbard

A bad compromise beats a good lawsuit. - Saying

99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name. - Steven Wright

Law is order, and good law is good order. - Aristotle

Lawyers are ideological enemies of informal justice. - Richard L Abel

The police must obey the law while enforcing the law. - Earl Warren

Stop soft soapin' and trying to deterge the judge! - Archie Bunker

Sudafed: Brought litigation against a government official - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Ambition is like hunger; it obeys no law but its appetite. - H.W. Shaw

Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect. - Unknown

It is a secret worth knowing, that lawyers rarely go to law. - Moses Crowell

I don't trust a bank that would lend money to such a poor risk. - Robert Benchley

I would uphold the law if for no other reason but to protect myself. - Thomas More

Do not judge a man until you have walked two moons in his moccasins. - Native American Proverb

Gentleman Farmer: One who has more hay in the bank thank in the barn - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Be kind to your mother-in-law but pay for her board at some good hotel. - Josh Billings

The wisest man is the silent one. Examine his actions. Judge him by them. - Karen M Moning

You cannot live without lawyers, and certainly you cannot die without them. - Joseph H Choate

Don't stand shivering upon the bank; plunge in at once, and have it over. - Sam Slick

It's every lawyer's dream to help shape the law, not just react to it. - Alan Dershowitz

The Second Law of Pies: they must be baked, not fried (or boiled, or steamed). - Janet Clarkson

I think fish is nice, but then I think that rain is wet, so who am I to judge? - Douglas Adams

You cannot live without the lawyers, and certainly you cannot die without them. - Joseph H Choate

Lawyers generally know too much of law to have a very clear perception of justice. - Eliza Cook

The language of the law must not be foreign to the ears of those who are to obey it. - Learned hand

May you live your life as if the maxim of your actions were to become universal law. - Immanuel Kant

Mob law does not become due process of law by securing the assent of a terrorized jury. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Only one thing is impossible for God: To find any sense in any copyright law on the planet. - Mark Twain

If a man dies and leaves his estate in an uncertain condition, the lawyers become his heirs. - Edgar Watson Howe

If two friends ask you to judge a dispute, don't accept, because you will lose one friend. - St. Augustine

A lawyer is a gentleman that rescues your estate from your enemies and then keeps it to himself. - Henry P Brougham

We lawyers learn to study the faces of our witnesses, to form quick judgments, and to act upon them. - Lyman Abbott

I learned law so well, the day I graduated I used the college, won the case, and got my tuition back. - Fred Allen

Put least trust in him who is foremost to praise you,
Nor judge of a road till it draw to the end. - John B O'Reilly

Why don't you ever hear of a lawyer getting attacked by a shark at the beach? Professional courtesy. - Thomas F Shubnell

I don't want a lawyer to tell me what I cannot do. I hire one to tell me how to do what I want to do. - J P Morgan

Lawyers are like painters - once they get into a house, you never know when you will get rid of them again. - Peter A Graham

The legal system is often a mystery, and we, its priests, preside over rituals baffling to everyday citizens. - Henry G. Miller

A lawyer's duty is to read the law well himself, then tell the people what it is, and let them act upon it. - Brigham Young

When the law no longer protects you from the corrupt, but protects the corrupt from you, you know your nation is doomed. - Ayn Rand

Now we got a lawyer, we got civilization, which I understand to mean that a man has a chance to get rich without working. - Sinclair Lewis

Englishmen learn Christ's law best in English. Moses heard God's law in his own tongue; so did Christ's apostles. - John Wycliffe

I sometimes wish that people would put a little more emphasis upon the observance of the law than they do upon its enforcement. - Calvin Coolidge

Bakinmyday: A law passed in the early 1900s that made it mandatory to build all schools at least 15 miles from all future grandfathers - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The denial of an objective moral law based on the compulsion to deny the existence of God results ultimately in the denial of evil itself. - Ravi Zacharias

Most people ask questions because they want to know the answer; lawyers are trained never to ask questions unless they already know the answer. - Lani Guinier

The Post Office just recalled their newest stamps. They had a picture of lawyers on them, and people couldn't figure out which side to spit on. - Marvin Lebman

When you have police officers who abuse citizens, you erode public confidence in law enforcement. That makes the job of good police officers unsafe. - Mary F Berry