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Necessity hath no law. - Oliver Cromwell

Lawyers are merchants of misery. - Nancy Levit

Lawyers are natural politicians. - Clarence Darrow

Whenever law ends, tyranny begins. - John Locke

Lawyers, I suppose, were children once. - Charles Lamb

Justice is incidental to law and order. - J Edgar Hoover

Do you not know that I am above the law? - James II

Lawyers are guardians of the legal order. - Philip Wood

Law cannot persuade where it cannot punish. - Thomas Fuller

In law, nothing is certain but the expense. - Samuel Butler

Law and order are not necessarily partners. - Saying

Gravity isn't easy, but it's the law. - Unknown

Do not judge, and you will never be mistaken. - Jean-Jacques Rousseau

Lawyers are fleas on the hide of human nature. - Stephen King

The first thing we do, let's kill all the lawyers. - William Shakespeare

Talk is cheap until you hire a lawyer or an accountant. - Joe Defries

It is an ill cause that the lawyer thinks shame o'. - John Ray

Pre-Law: The major of a person who will end up in sales - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It is only shallow people who do not judge by appearances. - Oscar Wilde

Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines? - George Carlin

I can have peace of mind only when I forgive rather than judge. - Gerald Jampolsky

A countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats. - Benjamin Franklin

Adam was the luckiest man in the world - he had no mother-in-law. - Sholom Aleichem

I don't trust a bank that would lend money to such a poor risk. - Robert Benchley

Your diet is a bank account. Good food choices are good investments. - Bethenny Frankel

Lawsuit: a machine you go into as a pig and come out of as a sausage. - Ambrose Bierce

So I will say it with relish. Give me a hamburger but hold the lawsuit. - S.I. Hayakawa

The United States is the greatest law factory the world has ever known. - Charles E Hughes

A lawyer with his briefcase can steal more than a hundred men with guns. - Mario Puzo

The only thing a lawyer won't question is the legitimacy of his mother. - WC Fields

Marriage is really tough because you have to deal with feelings and lawyers. - Richard Pryor

Time is money, especially when you're talking to a lawyer or an accountant. - Joe-kster

Guarantee: A legal vehicle which expires on the same day as your mechanical one - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Humour is based on a modicum of truth. Ever heard a joe-k about a father-in-law? - Dick Clark

People who use lawyers are not people you would really want to hang around with. - Deborah Ross

I was never ruined but twice: once when I lost a lawsuit and once when I won one. - Voltaire

To make laws that man cannot, and will not obey, serves to bring all law into contempt. - Elizabeth C Stanton

I saw a bank that said "24 Hour Banking", but I don't have that much time. - Steven Wright

Lawyers are like rhinoceroses: thick skinned, short-sighted, and always ready to charge. - David Mellor

My husband and I had our best sex during our divorce. It was like cheating on our lawyers. - Priscilla Lopez

Law: an ordinance of reason for the common good, made by him who has care of the community. - Thomas Aquinas

Life is like a bank account. You must put something in it in order for you to take anything out. - Joe Segal

Whatever their other contributions to our society, lawyers could be an important source of protein. - Guindon

Lawyers are like painters - once they get into a house, you never know when you will get rid of them again. - Peter A Graham

There's a lot of fake people in the world, but before you judge them, make sure you're not one of them. - Unknown

Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that, who cares? He's a mile away and you've got his shoes. - Billy Connolly

If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted? - George Carlin

The great trial lawyers are the ones who help their jurors by providing them with the tools with which to reach the right verdict. - G Christopher Ritter

Judge: 1. A law student who marks his own examination papers; 2. A lawyer who once knew a politician; 3. A man in a trying position. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When you have police officers who abuse citizens, you erode public confidence in law enforcement. That makes the job of good police officers unsafe. - Mary F Berry


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