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Great Minds of History

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Great Minds of History thanks to Barry McCartney

Great Minds of History thanks to Barry McCartney

Great Minds of History thanks to Barry McCartney

Great Minds of History thanks to Barry McCartney

Great Minds of History thanks to Barry McCartney

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We cannot escape history. - Abraham Lincoln

History is more or less bunk. - Henry Ford

History is written by the victors. - Niccolo Machiavelli

Stand up and walk out of your history. - Phil McGraw

There is no reason to repeat bad history. - Eleanor Holmes Norton

Peace is preferable to a place in history. - Justo P Benitez

Superstition is the religion of feeble minds. - Edmund Burke

Great minds have purposes; others have wishes. - Washington Irving

Live out of your imagination, not your history. - Stephen R. Covey

Epochodor: The smell of history found at museums - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

History doesn't repeat itself, but it rhymes. - Will Rogers

Leftovers: 1. Mull-again stew; 2. Repast history. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

First time in 23 years our minds are synchrosized. - Archie Bunker

Wolves and lambs can enjoy no meeting of the minds. - Achilles

The main thing is to make history, not to write it. - Otto von Bismarck

History will be kind to me for I intend to write it. - Winston Churchill

The art of a people is a true mirror to their minds. - Jawaharlal Nehru

We are not makers of history. We are made by history. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

You have to look at history as an evolution of society. - Jean Chretien

Anybody can make history, only a great man can write it. - Oscar Wilde

History would be a wonderful thing - if it were only true. - Leo Tolstoy

Those who don't know history are destined to repeat it. - Edmund Burke

Study history. In history lies all the secrets of statecraft. - Winston Churchill

People with closed minds should try and be more closed-mouthed. - Unknown

History never looks like history when you are living through it. - John W. Gardner

History is the sum total of things that could have been avoided. - Konrad Adenauer

Great ideas often receive violent opposition from mediocre minds. - Albert Einstein

Europe was created by history. America was created by philosophy. - Margaret Thatcher

Most of us are just about as happy as we make up our minds to be. - William Adams

Creative minds have been known to survive any sort of bad training. - Anna Freud

Women with pasts interest men. They hope history will repeat itself. - Mae West

We would like to live as we once lived, but history will not permit it. - John F Kennedy

The beginning of leadership is a battle for the hearts and minds of men. - Bernard L Montgomery

Small minds are concerned with the extraordinary, great minds with the ordinary. - Blaise Pascal

People have the strength to overcome their bodies. Their beauty is in their minds. - Peter Gabriel

The four absolutes we all have in our minds: love, justice, evil, and forgiveness. - Ravi Zacharias

Great minds discuss ideas. Average minds discuss events. Small minds discuss people. - Eleanor Roosevelt

The history of free men is never really written by chance but by choice; their choice! - Dwight D Eisenhower

If past history was all there was to the game, the richest people would be librarians. - Warren Buffett

What is the most important key to success? Networking - two minds are better than one. - David Foster

History is merely a list of surprises. It can only prepare us to be surprised yet again. - Kurt Vonnegut

There has never been a better time in history to be an environmental radiation researcher. - Steven Magee

As a rule, what is out of sight disturbs men's minds more seriously than what they see. - Julius Caesar

Step out of the history that is holding you back. Step into the new story you are willing to create. - Oprah Winfrey

There's an old saying about those who forget history. I don't remember it, but it's good. - Stephen Colbert

Limitations live only in our minds. But if we use our imaginations, our possibilities become limitless. - Jamie Paolinetti

Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is a gift of God, which is why we call it the present. - Bil Keane

One of the lessons of history is that nothing is often a good thing to do and always a clever thing to say. - Will Durant

Going without food or water will kill the body, but the lack of relationship will kill the minds and spirit. - David Jeremiah

The trouble with most people is that they think with their hopes or fears or wishes rather than with their minds. - Will Durant

What we learn only through the ears makes less impression upon our minds than what is presented to the trustworthy eye. - Horace

The Internet is the most important single development in the history of human communication since the invention of call waiting. - Dave Barry

Great minds have purposes, others have wishes. Little minds are tamed and subdued by misfortune; but great minds rise above them. - Washington Irving

Street League Skateboarding is the premier professional skateboarding league in the world, with the biggest prize money in history. - Rob Dyrdek

I see history as really cyclical in terms of the intense idealism, and the desire to create a better life outside of societal norms. - Lauren Groff

If Beethoven had been killed in a plane crash at the age of twenty-two, it would have changed the history of music... and of aviation. - Tom Stoppard

If we don't know our own history, we will simply have to endure all the same mistakes, sacrifices, and absurdities all over again. - Alexander Solzhenitsyn

It is always self-defeating to pretend to the style of a generation younger than your own; it simply erases your own experience in history. - Renata Adler

Time is of of no account with great thoughts, which are as fresh today as when they first passed through their authors' minds ages ago. - Samuel Smiles

He's ... probably the greatest corporate leader in the history of a major company... Somebody like that would be absolutely incredible. - Donald Trump

History will see advertising as one of the real evil things of our time. It is stimulating people constantly to want things, want this, want that. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Peaceful transfer of authority is rare in history, yet common in our country with a simple oath, we affirm old traditions, and make new beginnings. - George W. Bush

The charm of history and its enigmatic lesson consist in the fact that, from age to age, nothing changes and yet everything is completely different. - Aldous Huxley

The simple act of opening a bottle of wine has brought more happiness to the human race than all the collective governments in the history of earth. - Jim Harrison

Success in creating AI would be the biggest event in human history. Unfortunately, it might also be the last, unless we learn how to avoid the risks. - Stephen Hawking


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