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Happy Billionaire Halloween

Wearing this year's business mask of approval

Happy Billionaire Halloween thanks to Stuart Chen

Happy Billionaire Halloween thanks to Stuart Chen

Happy Billionaire Halloween thanks to Stuart Chen

Happy Billionaire Halloween thanks to Stuart Chen

Happy Billionaire Halloween thanks to Stuart Chen

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Pumpkin pie fixes everything. - Unknown

Ghost: A shadow of its former self - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A rich man has no need of character. - Hebrew Proverb

One cannot both feast and become rich. - Ashanti Proverb

I am rich beyond the dreams of avarice. - Edward Moore

Forget Cutie, I'd rather be Pumpkin! - Unknown

It is better to live rich than die rich. - Samuel Johnson

Mind sees ghost when frightened and hopeless. - Toba Beta

Now I know what a ghost is. Unfinished business. - Salman Rushdie

Being rich is having money, being wealthy is having time. - Stephen Swid

Riches don't make a man rich, they only make him busier. - Christopher Columbus

Few rich men own their own property. The property owns them. - Robert G Ingersoll

Men do not desire to be rich, but to be richer than other men. - John S Mill

Dublin University contains the cream of Ireland - rich and thick. - Samuel Beckett

The wretchedness of being rich is that you live with rich people. - Logan Pearsall Smith

Life is a rich strain of music, suggesting a realm too fair to be. - George William Curtis

The rich would have to eat money if the poor did not provide food. - Russia Proverb

Misers part with nothing until they die. Then they give up the ghost. - Latin Proverb

True love is like ghosts, which everyone talks about and few have seen. - Francois de La Rochefoucauld

Take care of your costume and your confidence will take care of itself. - Amit Kalantri

In the haunted house of life, art is the only stair that doesn't creak. - Tom Robbins

A conservative is a fellow who thinks a rich man should have a square deal. - Frank Dane

A person is happiest whether they be rich or poor, when there is peace in their home. - Unknown

The ghosts of things that never happened are worse than the ghosts of things that did. - L.M. Montgomery

Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread and pumpkin pie. - Jim Davis

Corpse pose restores life. Dead parts of your being fall away, the ghosts are released. - Unknown

Maybe all the people who say ghosts don't exist are just afraid to admit that they do. - Michael Ende

Message boards are like going to a Halloween masquerade party. Everybody has a screen name. - John Mackey

It isn't necessary to be rich and famous to be happy. It's only necessary to be rich. - Alan Alda

We all get the same amount of ice. The rich get it in the summer. The poor get it in the winter. - Bat Masterson

I have been very happy, very rich, very beautiful, much adulated, very famous, and very unhappy. - Brigitte Bardot

Bill Gates is a very rich man today, and do you want to know why? The answer is one word: versions. - Dave Barry

Ghosts have a way of misleading you; they can make your thoughts as heavy as branches after a storm. - Rebecca Maizel

I see my face in the mirror and go, 'I'm a Halloween costume? That's what they think of me?' - Drew Carey

Poverty is an anomaly to rich people. It is very difficult to make out why people who want dinner do not ring the bell. - Walter Bagehot

They say it is better to be poor and happy than rich and miserable, but how about a compromise like moderately rich and just moody? - Princess Diana

All Halloween candy pales next to candy corn, if only because candy corn used to appear, like the Great Pumpkin, solely on Halloween. - Rosecrans Baldwin

Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other. - Oscar Ameringer

I love the scents of winter! For me, it's all about the feeling you get when you smell pumpkin spice, cinnamon, nutmeg, gingerbread and spruce. - Taylor Swift

This Halloween, the most popular mask is the Arnold Schwarzenegger mask. And the best part? With a mouth full of candy you will sound just like him. - Conan O'Brien


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Magic Puppies

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Tree Face

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Shipley Donut Pants

Distressing Artwork

Child's Motorcycle Helmet

Montana Mountain Bike

Sealtastic

Bland Entrance

Cruising Advice

Cat Dugout

Open Drive Through

Secret Revealed

Tired Flagpole

Bent Car Sculpture

Cow Jacket

Thanks For Noticing

Overflow Truck Garden

Beach Sign Training

Encouraging Seal

GMC Pool

Nature Calls