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Happy Billionaire Halloween

Wearing this year's business mask of approval

Happy Billionaire Halloween thanks to Stuart Chen

Happy Billionaire Halloween thanks to Stuart Chen

Happy Billionaire Halloween thanks to Stuart Chen

Happy Billionaire Halloween thanks to Stuart Chen

Happy Billionaire Halloween thanks to Stuart Chen

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Whoever is rich is my brother. - Russian Proverb

Rich the treasure; Sweet the pleasure. - John Dryden

Art is a house that tries to be haunted. - Emily Dickinson

No man is rich enough to buy back his past. - Oscar Wilde

To be thought rich is as good as to be rich. - William M Thackeray

Mind sees ghost when frightened and hopeless. - Toba Beta

I don't think you can spend yourself rich. - George Humphrey

Being rich is having money, being wealthy is having time. - Stephen Swid

Many an optimist has become rich by buying out a pessimist. - Robert G. Allen

Only the knife knows what goes on in the heart of a pumpkin. - Simone Schwarz-Bart

Riches don't make a man rich, they only make him busier. - Christopher Columbus

The pumpkin is always oranger on the other side of the patch. - Unknown

Nothing on Earth so beautiful as the final haul on Halloween night. - Steve Almond

I'm not a paranoid deranged millionaire... I'm a billionaire. - Howard Hughes

A grandmother pretends she doesn't know who you are on Halloween. - Erma Bombeck

You cannot climb the ladder of success dressed in the costume of failure. - Zig Ziglar

In the haunted house of life, art is the only stair that doesn't creak. - Tom Robbins

We are rich only through what we give, and poor only through what we refuse. - Anne-Sophie Swetchine

A man is rich in proportion to the number of things he can afford to let alone. - Henry David Thoreau

American Politics: A form of socialism for the rich, including the politicians. - Gregory Nunn

Kilt: A costume sometimes worn by Scotsmen in America and Americans in Scotland - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A truly rich man is one whose children run into his arms when his hands are empty. - Unknown

When a man's stomach is full it makes no difference whether he is rich or poor. - Euripides

I'd rather be able to face myself in the bathroom mirror than be rich and famous. - Ani DiFranco

The ghosts of things that never happened are worse than the ghosts of things that did. - L.M. Montgomery

Message boards are like going to a Halloween masquerade party. Everybody has a screen name. - John Mackey

Being in a band you can wear whatever you want - it's like an excuse for Halloween every day. - Gwen Stefani

Flour and butter, cream and sugar, words and images - all the ingredients for a rich, tasty story. - Rona Simmons

Everything is for sale in Hollywood; the fairy tale, the costume, the pumpkin, the footman and the mice. - Amanda Eliasch

When witches go riding and black cats are seen,
The moon laughs and whispers, 'tis near Halloween. - Unknown

Nudist Colony Halloween parties are especially scary. They give the word 'moon' a new cruel meaning. - Ray Palla

The farther we've gotten from the magic and mystery of our past, the more we've come to need Halloween. - Paula Guran

It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle, than for a rich man to enter into the kingdom of God. - Mark 10:25

I never met a rich man who was happy, but I have only very occasionally met a poor man who did not want to become a rich man. - Malcolm Muggeridge

I was Ashallayn’darkmyr Tallyn, son of Mab, former prince of the Unseelie Court, and I was not afraid of a witch on a broom. - Julie Kagawa

It is good for a man to invite his ghosts into his warm interior, out of the wild night, into the firelight, out of the howling dark. - A.S. Byatt

Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other. - Oscar Ameringer

Be careful to leave your sons well instructed rather than rich, for the hopes of the instructed are better than the wealth of the ignorant. - Epictetus

Men are like pumpkins. It seems like all the good one are either taken or they've had everything scraped out of their heads with a spoon. - Unknown

The light of a new day always chases the shadows of the night away, and shows us that the shape of our fears is only the ghost of our own minds. - Terry Goodkind


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