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Happy Billionaire Halloween

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Happy Billionaire Halloween thanks to Stuart Chen

Happy Billionaire Halloween thanks to Stuart Chen

Happy Billionaire Halloween thanks to Stuart Chen

Happy Billionaire Halloween thanks to Stuart Chen

Happy Billionaire Halloween thanks to Stuart Chen

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A rich man has no need of character. - Hebrew Proverb

One cannot both feast and become rich. - Ashanti Proverb

It is better to live rich than die rich. - Samuel Johnson

No man is rich enough to buy back his past. - Oscar Wilde

Mind sees ghost when frightened and hopeless. - Toba Beta

The rich are different - they have more money. - Ernest Hemingway

When the rich make war it's the poor that die. - Jean-Paul Sartre

Costumes and scenery alone will not attract audiences. - Anna Held

Religion is what keeps the poor from murdering the rich. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Few rich men own their own property. The property owns them. - Robert G Ingersoll

The pumpkin is always oranger on the other side of the patch. - Unknown

I don't believe in ghosts but they blindly believe in me. - Amit Abraham

To be haunted is to glimpse a truth that might best be hidden. - James Herbert

A house with old furniture has no need of ghosts to be haunted. - Hope Mirrlees

After a rich man gets rich, his next ambition is to get richer. - American Proverb

The rich would have to eat money if the poor did not provide food. - Russia Proverb

The price you pay for being powerful and being rich is to be hated. - Malcolm Muggeridge

I'm not a paranoid deranged millionaire... I'm a billionaire. - Howard Hughes

Misers part with nothing until they die. Then they give up the ghost. - Latin Proverb

True love is like ghosts, which everyone talks about and few have seen. - Francois de La Rochefoucauld

You cannot climb the ladder of success dressed in the costume of failure. - Zig Ziglar

We are rich only through what we give, and poor only through what we refuse. - Anne-Sophie Swetchine

Mexico: where life is cheap, death is rich, and the buzzards are never unhappy. - Edward Abbey

I love you more than pumpkin spice latte but please don't make me prove it! - Unknown

My favorite word is 'pumpkin.' You are a pumpkin. Or you are not. I am. - Harrison E. Salisbury

American Politics: A form of socialism for the rich, including the politicians. - Gregory Nunn

We all get the same amount of ice. The rich get it in the summer. The poor get it in the winter. - Bat Masterson

Being in a band you can wear whatever you want - it's like an excuse for Halloween every day. - Gwen Stefani

I never really address myself to any image anybody has of me. That's like fighting with ghosts. - Sally Field

Ghosts have a way of misleading you; they can make your thoughts as heavy as branches after a storm. - Rebecca Maizel

Seems like Americans just want it to be Halloween all year. The holiday just keeps getting more popular. - Amity Shlaes

The pumpkin hearing, "Let's carve and scoop,"
Ran fast as he could, leaving pumpkin poop. - Shirley Thomas

The house smelled musty and damp, and a little sweet, as if it were haunted by the ghosts of long-dead cookies. - Neil Gaiman

Halloween is a day in which some people choose to wear a mask, while others finally feel safe to take theirs off. - Steve Maraboli

It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle, than for a rich man to enter into the kingdom of God. - Mark 10:25

Gold and diamonds are nice, but clean, crisp, controlled water has long been the preeminent hallmark of the rich. - Anthony Doerr

It is a good thing to be rich and a good thing to be strong, but it is a better thing to be loved by many friends. - Euripides

Poverty is an anomaly to rich people. It is very difficult to make out why people who want dinner do not ring the bell. - Walter Bagehot

People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs. - Unknown

Everybody should get rich and famous and do everything they ever dreamed of so they can see that it's not the answer. - Jim Carrey


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