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How Is Your Day Going?

Days when you feel like the wrong caged animal

How Is Your Day Going? thanks to Karen Moore

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Stress makes you stupid. - Unknown

A meowing cat catches no mice. - Yiddish proverb

A married man is a caged bird. - Spanish Proverb

International Spade The Cat Week - Archie Bunker

Meow means "woof" in cat. - George Carlin

When the cat dies, the mice rejoice. - African saying

Give your stress wings and let it fly away. - Gerri Guillemets

A cat bitten once by a snake dreads even rope. - Arab Proverb

Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness. - Alejandro Jodorowsky

Women's clothes: never wear anything that panics the cat. - P.J. O'Rourke

The Cat. He walked by himself, and all places were alike to him. - Rudyard Kipling

Hairball: When a cat throws up to the basketball hoop, and misses - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Reality: The leading cause of stress among those in touch with it. - Lily Tomlin

Too much homework can cause stress, depression and even lower grades. - Unknown

There's no need for a piece of sculpture in a home that has a cat. - Wesley Bates

Stress is an ignorant state. It believes that everything is an emergency. - Natalie Goldberg

A diamond is just a piece of coal that handles stress exceptionally well. - Unknown

God will never give you anything you can't handle, so don't stress. - Kelly Clarkson

It doesn't matter if a cat is black or white, so long as it catches mice. - Deng Xiaoping

If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way. - Mark Twain

In the beginning, God created man, but seeing him so feeble, He gave him the cat. - Warren Eckstein

Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier'n puttin' it back. - Will Rogers

It is better to be a mouse in a cat's mouth than a man in a lawyer's hands. - Spanish Proverb

Stress depletes willpower, which diminishes your ability to control those emotions. - Roy F Baumeister

If man could be crossed with the cat, it would improve man, but deteriorate the cat. - Mark Twain

Stress is your body's way of saying you haven't worked enough unpaid overtime. - Scott Adams

The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it. - Doug Larson

Man should not try to avoid stress any more than he would shun food, love, or exercise. - Hans Selye

Without my Vulcan cat suit, Frankenstein wig and pointed ears, I don't get recognized. - Jolene Blalock

In times of great stress or adversity, plow your anger and your energy into something positive. - Lee Iacocca

When I play with my cat, who knows whether she is not amusing herself with me more than I with her. - Montaigne

Then she thought bitterly that it would be much easier to resist chocolate if her life were less stressful. - J K Rowling

Marriage is like a cage; one sees the birds outside desperate to get in, and those inside desperate to get out. - Ogden Nash

Transformation also means looking for ways to stop pushing yourself so hard professionally or inviting so much stress. - Gail Sheehy

A tom cat hijacked a plane, stuck a pistol into the pilot's ribs and demanded, "Take me to the Canaries." - Bob Monkhouse

The best reason for a knitter to marry is that you can't teach the cat to be impressed when you finish a lace scarf. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

You reached into my soul and rearranged the position of my bones,
You rebuilt my rib cage so your heart could be home. - Unknown

Animals are not our selfie props. If there's any risk that your photo is going to hurt or stress an animal, it's not worth it. - Angela Henderson

To be a champion, you have to learn to handle stress and pressure. But if you've prepared mentally and physically, you don't have to worry. - Harvey Mackay

When I hear of an 'equity' in a case like this, I am reminded of a blind man in a dark room - looking for a black cat - which isn't there. - Charles Bowen


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