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How Is Your Day Going?

Days when you feel like the wrong caged animal

How Is Your Day Going? thanks to Karen Moore

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Stress makes you stupid. - Unknown

Don't judge a cat by its coat. - Magdalena VandenBerg

Meow means "woof" in cat. - George Carlin

Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness. - Alejandro Jodorowsky

If stress burned calories, I'd be a supermodel. - Unknown

No amount of time can erase the memory of a good cat. - Leo Dworkin

Stress should be a powerful driving force, not an obstacle. - Bob Phillips

Women's clothes: never wear anything that panics the cat. - P.J. O'Rourke

The Cat. He walked by himself, and all places were alike to him. - Rudyard Kipling

If the cat sits long enough at the hole, it will catch the mouse. - Irish proverb

Hairball: When a cat throws up to the basketball hoop, and misses - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Reality: The leading cause of stress among those in touch with it. - Lily Tomlin

A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel

Stress is nothing more than a socially acceptable form of mental illness. - Richard Carlson

Stress is an ignorant state. It believes that everything is an emergency. - Natalie Goldberg

A diamond is just a piece of coal that handles stress exceptionally well. - Unknown

The trouble with a kitten is that when it grows up, it's always a cat. - Ogden Nash

God will never give you anything you can't handle, so don't stress. - Kelly Clarkson

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere. - Groucho Marx

It doesn't matter if a cat is black or white, so long as it catches mice. - Deng Xiaoping

The main difference between a cat and a lie is that a cat only has nine lives. - Mark Twain

In the beginning, God created man, but seeing him so feeble, He gave him the cat. - Warren Eckstein

I was such an ugly kid. When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up. - Rodney Dangerfield

It is better to be a mouse in a cat's mouth than a man in a lawyer's hands. - Spanish Proverb

Sleep is like my cat. I can call him by his name, but he still won't come to me. - Shane Koyczan

The greatest weapon against stress is our ability to choose one thought over another. - William James

The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it. - Doug Larson

Stress exacerbates any problem, whether it's diabetes, heart trouble, MS, or whatever. - Mary Ann Mobley

Without my Vulcan cat suit, Frankenstein wig and pointed ears, I don't get recognized. - Jolene Blalock

Always the cat remains a little beyond the limits we try to set for him in our blind folly. - Andre Norton

Home life as we understand it is no more natural to us than a cage is natural to a cockatoo. - George Bernard Shaw

One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie is that a cat has only nine lives. - Mark Twain

In times of great stress or adversity, plow your anger and your energy into something positive. - Lee Iacocca

When I play with my cat, who knows whether she is not amusing herself with me more than I with her. - Montaigne

Then she thought bitterly that it would be much easier to resist chocolate if her life were less stressful. - J K Rowling

The best reason for a knitter to marry is that you can't teach the cat to be impressed when you finish a lace scarf. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut

I'm not just retiring from the company, I'm also retiring from my stress, my commute, my alarm clock, and my iron. - Hartman Jule

You reached into my soul and rearranged the position of my bones,
You rebuilt my rib cage so your heart could be home. - Unknown

When I hear of an 'equity' in a case like this, I am reminded of a blind man in a dark room - looking for a black cat - which isn't there. - Charles Bowen


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