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Many hands make light work. - English Proverb

Work until your idols become rivals. - Unknown

The human body is the best work of art. - Jess C. Scott

Work is a necessary evil to be avoided. - Mark Twain

Greatness is a road leading towards the unknown. - Charles de Gaulle

I rate enthusiasm even above professional skill. - Edward Appleton

Love and work are the cornerstones of our humanness. - Sigmund Freud

Many people quit looking for work when they find a job. - Steven Wright

I'm not a social drinker, it's mostly work related. - Unknown

Cessation of work is not accompanied by cessation of expenses. - Cato the Elder

The more I want to get something done, the less I call it work. - Richard Bach

Work and struggle, and never accept an evil that you can change. - Andre Gide

You don't put skill on like a coat - you build it day by day. - Unknown

Tough decisions... if you can't make them, you can't lead. - John C Maxwell

It's hard to lead a cavalry charge if you think you look funny on a horse. - Adlai Stevenson

The way to make a film is to begin with an earthquake and work up to a climax. - Cecil B. DeMille

Committee work is like a soft chair - easy to get into but hard to get out of. - Kenneth J Shively

Thunder is good, thunder is impressive, but it is lightning that does the work. - Mark Twain

Getting results through people is a skill that cannot be learned in the classroom. - J Paul Getty

When you work the buttons here, see, it develops what ya call the digitalis skills. - Archie Bunker

The reason why worry kills more people than work is that more people worry than work. - Robert Frost

I have been all things unholy; if God can work through me, He can work through anyone. - St Francis of Assisi

Work hard. Rock hard. Eat hard. Sleep hard. Grow big. Wear glasses if you need 'em. - Webb Wilder

Just as there are no little people or unimportant lives, there is no insignificant work. - Elena Bonner

I don't work out. If God wanted us to bend over, he'd put diamonds on the floor. - Joan Rivers

The day people stop bringing you their problems is the day you have stopped leading them. - Gen. Colin Powell

My favorite puzzle is trying to work out the parts myself, after all it is a solo effort. - Adrian Belew

Depend on the rabbit's foot if you will, but remember it didn't work for the rabbit. - R.E. Shay

The lead car is absolutely, truly unique, except for the one behind it which is exactly identical. - Murray Walker

Every person I work with knows something better than me. My job is to listen long enough to find it and use it. - Jack Nichols

Nighttime is really the best time to work. All the ideas are there to be yours because everyone else is asleep. - Catherine O'Hara

It is not enough to take steps which may some day lead to a goal; each step must be itself a goal and a step likewise. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Confidence is that feeling by which the mind embarks in great and honorable courses with a sure hope and trust in itself. - Cicero

The more is given the less the people will work for themselves, and the less they work the more their poverty will increase. - Leo Tolstoy

When it comes to housework the one thing no book of household management can ever tell you is how to begin. Or maybe I mean why. - Katharine Whitehorn

For disappearing acts, it's hard to beat what happens to the eight hours supposedly left after eight of sleep and eight of work. - Doug Larson

If you're interested in 'balancing' work and pleasure, stop trying to balance them. Instead make your work more pleasurable. - Donald Trump

Halloween is one of my favorite days of the year. I have a strict rule: I don't work on Halloween and I won't travel on Halloween. - Simon Sinek

Lincolnshire is the Idaho of England. You were either going to drive a tractor for the rest of your life or head for the city to work in a factory. - Bernie Taupin

A woman with confidence is hypnotic. A smile is mesmerizing. Presence, openness, a sense of humor - these are all things that make a woman attractive. - Jessica Ortner


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