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The days you work are the best days. - Georgia O'Keeffe

Dreams don't work unless you do. - John C Maxwell

Work is less boring than amusing oneself. - Charles Baudelaire

Lead me, follow me, or get out of my way. - George Patton

Problems are only opportunities in work clothes. - Henry J Kaiser

The harder you work, the harder it is to surrender. - Vince Lombardi

Smoking is one of the leading causes of statistics. - Fletcher Knebel

Motivation is when your dreams put on work clothes. - Milton Berle

As a cure for worrying, work is better than whiskey. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The art of communication is the language of leadership. - James Humes

Sometimes the wrong choices lead us to the right places. - Unknown

Making good decisions is a crucial skill at every level. - Peter Drucker

Self-confidence is the first requisite to great undertakings. - Dr. Samuel Johnson

You can't create greater followers under poor leadership. - Unknown

The key to successful leadership is influence, not authority. - Kenneth H Blanchard

A lot of people quit looking for work as soon as they find a job. - Zig Ziglar

Dogs are getting bigger, according to a leading dog manufacturer. - Leo Rosten

Liberty don't work as good in practice as it does in speeches. - Will Rogers

Management is doing things right; leadership is doing the right things. - Peter F Drucker

Committee work is like a soft chair - easy to get into but hard to get out of. - Kenneth J Shively

Leadership is at its best making promises to the people... and then keeping them. - Unknown

A professional is one who does his best work when he feels the least like working. - Frank Lloyd Wright

Confidence is like a dragon where, for every head cut off, two more heads grow back. - Criss Jami

Anyone who works is a fool. I don't work - I merely inflict myself on the public. - Robert Morley

Fears work into the mind like maggots in a corpse; they fester and boil and work to no good. - David C. Smith & Richard L. Tierney

Never work just for money or power. They won't save your soul or help you sleep at night. - Marian Wright Edelman

Work is accomplished by those employees who have not yet reached their level of incompetence. - Lawrence J Peter

Transparency, honesty, kindness, good stewardship, even humor, work in businesses at all times. - John Gerzema

Our environment, the world in which we live and work, is a mirror of our attitudes and expectations. - Earl Nightingale

I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve immortality through not dying. - Woody Allen

If I don't work, I'll be sitting on the couch watching TV, eating popcorn and getting like a cow. - Celia Cruz

Violence of language leads to violence of action. Angry men seldom fight if their tongues do not lead the fray. - Charles V Roman

Kindness in words creates confidence. Kindness in thinking creates profoundness. Kindness in giving creates love. - Lao-Tzu

He that takes truth for his guide, and duty for his end, may safely trust to God's providence to lead him aright. - Blaise Pascal

The more work you put in on your outline and getting the skeleton of your story right, the easier the process is later. - Drew Goddard

Confidence is that feeling by which the mind embarks in great and honorable courses with a sure hope and trust in itself. - Cicero

It isn't enough to talk about peace. One must believe in it. And it isn't enough to believe in it. One must work at it. - Eleanor Roosevelt

I think Mr. Smithers picked me because of my motivational skills. Everyone says they have to work a lot harder when I'm around. - Homer Simpson

The conventional definition of management is getting work done through people, but real management is developing people through work. - Agha Hasan Abedi

The worst thing about work in the house or home is that whatever you do it is destroyed, laid waste or eaten within twenty-four hours. - Lady Hasluck


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