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How To Reduce Complaints at Work

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Work to ride and ride to work. - Unknown

So much work, so few women to do it. - Unknown

The human body is the best work of art. - Jess C. Scott

Nowadays men lead lives of noisy desperation. - James Thurber

Early to bed, early to rise, work like hell and advertise. - Ted Turner

Management is a practice where art, science, and craft meet. - Henry Mintzberg

Lead from the back, and let others believe they are in front. - Nelson Mandela

The more I want to get something done, the less I call it work. - Richard Bach

Work and struggle, and never accept an evil that you can change. - Andre Gide

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him drink. - English Proverb

A dentist at work in his vocation always looks down in the mouth. - George D. Prentice

You can not lead a battle if you think you look silly on a horse. - Napoleon Bonaparte

I like work; it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours. - Jerome K. Jerome

I work for myself. I'm what ya call an "entramanure." - Archie Bunker

Love and work are to people, what water and sunshine are to plants. - Jonathan Haidt

Without initiative, leaders are simply workers in leadership positions. - Bo Bennett

Choose a job you love, and you will never have to work a day in your life. - Confucius

Be stubbornly committed to your team, but flexible in your leadership style. - Jo Miller

It's hard to lead a cavalry charge if you think you look funny on a horse. - Adlai Stevenson

Giving your son a skill is better than giving him one thousand pieces of gold. - Chinese Proverb

If you can find a path with no obstacles, it probably doesn't lead anywhere. - Frank A. Clark

Leadership is the ability to get extraordinary achievement from ordinary people. - Brian Tracy

Blessed is he who has found his life's work; let him ask no other blessedness. - Thomas Carlyle

Our fatigue is often caused not by work, but by worry, frustration and resentment. - Dale Carnegie

Leadership is all about influence - the first person you need to influence is you. - John C Maxwell

Farmers don't just work til the sun goes down; they work til the job gets done. - Unknown

Confidence is like a dragon where, for every head cut off, two more heads grow back. - Criss Jami

Almost everything will work again if you unplug it for a few minutes... including you. - Anne Lamott

Never work just for money or power. They won't save your soul or help you sleep at night. - Marian Wright Edelman

Striving for success without hard work is like trying to harvest where you haven't planted. - David Bly

Ninety-two percent of the stuff told you in confidence you couldn't get anyone else to listen to. - Franklin P. Adams

He inherited some good instincts from his Quaker forebears but by diligent hard work, he overcame them. - James Reston

If you don't want to work, you have to work to earn enough money so that you won't have to work. - Ogden Nash

As skateboarding evolved, it evolved away from competition. Having a best-trick contest doesn't work. - Rob Dyrdek

Leadership is all about caring, daring and sharing. Caring for people, Daring to Act fearlessly, and Sharing the success with all. - Sujit Lalwani

If you're interested in 'balancing' work and pleasure, stop trying to balance them. Instead make your work more pleasurable. - Donald Trump

Worrying is less work than doing something to fix the worry. Everybody wants to save the earth; nobody wants to help Mom with the dishes. - P.J. O'Rourke

Halloween is one of my favorite days of the year. I have a strict rule: I don't work on Halloween and I won't travel on Halloween. - Simon Sinek

My great hope is to laugh as much as I cry; to get my work done and try to love somebody and have the courage to accept the love in return. - Maya Angelou

There is a difference between conceit and confidence. Conceit is bragging about yourself. Confidence means you believe you can get the job done. - Johnny Unitas


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