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How To Reduce Complaints at Work

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It's puzzling work, talking is. - George Eliot

Good work rarely sells. I believe this of any art. - Arthur W Pinero

Without great solitude no serious work is possible. - Pablo Picasso

Formula for success: rise early, work hard, strike oil. - J Paul Getty

Leadership cannot really be taught. It can only be learned. - Harold Geneen

I have nothing but confidence in you. And very little of that. - Groucho Marx

Talent is no match for hard work, determination, and perseverance. - Unknown

Some people never go crazy. What truly horrible lives they must lead. - Charles Bukowski

The best way to reduce the cost of medical care is to reduce the illness. - Arlen Specter

Man - a creature made at the end of the week's work when God was tired. - Mark Twain

The artist is nothing without the gift, but the gift is nothing without work. - Emile Zola

Wishing to be friends is quick work, but friendship is a slow ripening fruit. - Aristotle

Whenever you find whole world against you just turn around and lead the world. - Unknown

Plans are only good intentions unless they immediately degenerate into hard work. - Peter F Drucker

Do not hire a man who does your work for money, but him who does it for love of it. - Henry David Thoreau

A great athlete does not come from muscle, speed, and skill, but from the mind first. - Dan E. Welker

Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. - Lewis Grizzard

I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the place. - Steven Wright

My favorite puzzle is trying to work out the parts myself, after all it is a solo effort. - Adrian Belew

A first-rate laboratory is one in which mediocre scientists can produce outstanding work. - Patrick M.S. Blackett

Depend on the rabbit's foot if you will, but remember it didn't work for the rabbit. - R.E. Shay

Get a good idea and stay with it. Dog it, and work at it until it's done, and done right. - Walt Disney

Sometimes you have to work hard for what you want. Sometimes, hard work is what makes it precious. - Ute Carbone

They shared the chores of living as some couples do - she did most of the work and he appreciated it. - Paula Gosling

He that wrestles with us strengthens our nerves, and sharpens our skill. Our antagonist is our helper. - Edmund Burke

If I could I would always work in silence and obscurity, and let my efforts be known by their results. - Emily Bronte

Education makes a people easy to lead, but difficult to drive; easy to govern but impossible to enslave. - Henry Brougham

Education is the ability to listen to almost anything without losing your temper or your self-confidence. - Robert Frost

All dentists talk while they work. They have inherited this from their professional ancestors, the barbers. - Mark Twain

I don't get off on romantic parts. But I often think if I had had my dental work done early on, well, maybe. - Morgan Freeman

What's a good investment? Go home from work early and spend the afternoon throwing a ball around with your son. - Ben Stein

If you start by promising what you don't even have yet, you'll lose your desire to work towards getting it. - Paulo Coelho

Basketball develops individuality, initiative, and leadership. Now get out there and do exactly what I tell you to. - Dick Vitale

The task of leadership is not to put greatness into humanity, but to elicit it, for the greatness is already there. - John Buchan

When you're following your energy and doing what you want all the time, the distinction between work and play dissolves. - Shakti Gawain

I'd rather work with someone who's good at their job but doesn't like me, than someone who likes me but is a ninny. - Sam Donaldson

When it comes to housework the one thing no book of household management can ever tell you is how to begin. Or maybe I mean why. - Katharine Whitehorn

People ask about art and commercialism. I think that if someone tries to sell their work at a high price, that is the wrong way of doing it. - Yayoi Kusama

There are two ways you can get through pain. You can let it destroy you, or you can use it as fuel to drive you: to dream bigger, to work harder. - Taylor Swift

A leader is best when people barely know that he exists. When his work is done and his aim fulfilled, they will say, 'We did it ourselves.' - Lao Tzu


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