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How To Reduce Complaints at Work

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The work praises the man. - Irish Proverb

Dreams don't work unless you do. - John C Maxwell

It is awfully hard work doing nothing. - Oscar Wilde

Work is less boring than amusing oneself. - Charles Baudelaire

When you're riding lead, don't spit. - Unknown

An honest man's the noblest work of God. - Alexander Pope

The supreme quality of leadership is integrity. - Dwight D Eisenhower

Never despair, but if you do, work on in despair. - Edmund Burke

The harder you work, the harder it is to surrender. - Vince Lombardi

Hard work pays off in the future, laziness pays off now. - Steven Wright

With his work, as with a glove, a man feels the universe. - Tomas Transtromer

Early to bed, early to rise, work like hell and advertise. - Ted Turner

You can lead a boy to college but you cannot make him think. - Elbert Hubbard

Work before pleasure - for there is no real pleasure without work. - Unknown

We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid. - Benjamin Franklin

Happiness is the real sense of fulfillment that comes from hard work. - Joseph Barbara

The confidence of ignorance will always overcome indecision of knowledge. - Unknown

The best way to reduce the cost of medical care is to reduce the illness. - Arlen Specter

I love to just work with new people in general. It's always really fun. - Emma Roberts

When you work with somebody, either the puzzle piece fits, or it doesn't. - Gary Goetzman

It's hard to lead a cavalry charge if you think you look funny on a horse. - Adlai Stevenson

Leadership is intangible, and therefore no weapon ever designed can replace it. - Omar N. Bradley

Leadership is not something you do to people; it is something you do for people. - Ken Blanchard

If I have one advantage, it's that I will try to work harder than the next guy. - Jay Leno

I'm a great believer in luck, and I find the harder I work the more I have of it. - Thomas Jefferson

Work is accomplished by those employees who have not yet reached their level of incompetence. - Lawrence J Peter

The role of leadership is to transform the complex situation into small pieces and prioritize them. - Carlos Ghosn

A lot of what passes for depression these days is nothing more than a body saying that it needs work. - Geoffrey Norman

Nothing is predestined. The obstacles of your past can become the gateways that lead to new beginnings. - Ralph Blum

The acceptance of certain realities doesn't preclude idealism. It can lead to certain breakthroughs. - Rem Koolhaas

If I don't work, I'll be sitting on the couch watching TV, eating popcorn and getting like a cow. - Celia Cruz

How do you nurture a positive attitude when all the statistics say you're a dead man? You go to work. - Patrick Swayze

Charity is not like feeding pigeons in the square. It is a process that requires professional management. - Roman Abramovich

Confidence, like art, never comes from having all the answers; it comes from being open to all the questions. - Earl Gray Stevens

Leadership is about creating powerful human currents moving enthusiastically and creatively in the right direction. - Unknown

Mr. Gorbachev has apparently stumbled onto one of the best-kept secrets in recent Soviet history: Communism doesn't work. - Frank Zappa

When it comes to housework the one thing no book of household management can ever tell you is how to begin. Or maybe I mean why. - Katharine Whitehorn

I had very good dentures once. Some magnificent gold work. It's the only form of jewelry a man can wear that women fully appreciate. - Graham Greene

The formulation of a problem is often more essential than its solution, which may be merely a matter of mathematical or experimental skill. - Albert Einstein

Leadership is a matter of having people look at you and gain confidence, seeing how you react. If you're in control, they're in control. - Tom Landry


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