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Man of the Year Awards

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Man of the Year Awards thanks to Gregg Steele

Man of the Year Awards thanks to Gregg Steele

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Man is what he reads. - Joseph Brodsky

Know the great men of your age. - Baltasar Gracian

No man is an island,
Entire of itself - John Donne

A man is not where he lives, but where he loves. - Latin Proverb

Every man of genius is considerably helped by being dead. - Robert Lynd

A great city is that which has the greatest men and women. - Walt Whitman

Farm: What a city man dreams of at 5 P.M., never at 5 A.M. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A man can't be too careful in the choice of his enemies. - Oscar Wilde

There is no likelihood man can ever tap the power of the atom. - Robert Millikan

You can take a chance with any man who pays his bills on time. - Terence

No man is lonely eating spaghetti; it requires so much attention. - Christopher Morley

The market is a place set apart where men may deceive each other. - Anarchasis

Poetry is the statement of a relation between a man and the world. - Wallace Stevens

Why should anybody be interested in some old man who was a failure? - Ernest Hemingway

Frump: A woman who looks her age and doesn't try to overlook it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The man who has confidence in himself gains the confidence of others. - Hasidic Proverb

Man will never reach the moon regardless of all future scientific advances. - Lee De Forest

There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments. - Chris Rock

I wanted a man who wouldn't stray so I'm dating a guy on house arrest. - Kim Bove

What else is there to live for? Chinese food and women. There is nothing else! - Dudley Moore

The most technologically efficient machine that man has ever invented is the book. - Northrop Frye

No man can be called friendless when he has God and the companionship of good books. - Elizabeth Barrett Browning

Crochet: An exercise that gives women something to think about when they are talking - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The price good men pay for indifference to public affairs is to be ruled by evil men. - Plato

If ever two were one, then surely we.
If ever man were loved by wife, then thee. - Anne Bradstreet

In other men, taste for slaughter sometimes loses its force. In Constantius it became more violent. - Ammianus Marcellinus

A man does not attain the status of Galileo merely because he is persecuted; he must also be right. - Stephen Jay Gould

A blind man can make art if what is in his mind can be passed to another mind in some tangible form. - Sol LeWitt

I would venture to guess that Anon, who wrote so many poems without signing them, was often a woman. - Virginia Woolf

My Uncle Sammy was an angry man. He had printed on his tombstone: 'What are you looking at?' - Margaret Smith

For marriage to be a success, every woman and every man should have her and his own bathroom. The end. - Catherine Zeta-Jones

Results! Why, man, I have gotten a lot of results. I know several thousand things that won't work. - Thomas Edison

Going without food or water will kill the body, but the lack of relationship will kill the minds and spirit. - David Jeremiah

It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle, than for a rich man to enter into the kingdom of God. - Mark 10:25

Gardener: 1. Someone who thinks that what goes down must come up; 2. A man who never lets grass grow under his feet. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Every man is afraid of something. That's how you know he's in love with you; when he is afraid of losing you. - Unknown

Everything that enlarges the sphere of human powers, that shows man he can do what he thought he could not do, is valuable. - Samuel Johnson

As long as the world shall last there will be wrongs, and if no man objected and no man rebelled, those wrongs would last forever. - Clarence Darrow

Strapless Gown: 1. When a woman won't shoulder the responsibility; 2. A compromise between the law of decency and the law of gravity. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

God is on the lookout today for a man who will be quiet enough to get a message from Him, brave enough to preach it, and honest enough to live it. - Vance Havner


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