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Manitoba Home Security System

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I used to be Snow White, but I drifted. - Mae West

Where does the white go when the snow melts? - Hugh Kieffer

I'd rather write about polar bears than people. - Mary Oliver

There is no security in this life. There is only opportunity. - Douglas MacAurthur

So comes snow after fire, and even dragons have their endings. - JRR Tolkien

We spend our time searching for security and hate it when we get it. - John Steinbeck

She walked across the ballroom as if she were trudging through deep snow. - Noel Coward

He prefers the security of known misery to the misery of unfamiliar insecurity. - Sheldon B. Kopp

Security is mostly a superstition. Life is either a daring adventure or nothing. - Helen Keller

It is true greatness to have in one the frailty of a man and the security of a god. - Lucius Annaeus Seneca

I wear a fun sock when I travel to give the security staff a well-deserved chuckle. - Chelsea Peretti

Real joy seems to me almost as unlike security or prosperity as it is unlike agony. - C S Lewis

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez

A man's own good breeding is the best security against other people's ill manners. - Lord Chesterfield

I used to think that one of the great signs of security was the ability to just walk away. - Jack Nicholson

There's one good thing about snow: it makes your lawn look as nice as your neighbor's. - Clyde Moore

I do not think there is any silver bullet to solving the technology side of the security equation. - John W. Thompson

Just 'cause there's snow in the basement don't mean there ain't no fire in the roof! - Archie Bunker

Hard work is the soundest investment. It provides a neat security for your widow's next husband. - Unknown

My favorite animal is a polar bear. They're going extinct, and I really don't want that to happen. - Quvenzhane Wallis

Advice is like snow, the softer it falls the longer it dwells upon, and the deeper it sinks into the mind. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

My parents live in a retirement community, which is basically a minimum-security prison with a golf course. - Joel Warshaw

The Eskimos had fifty-two names for snow because it was important to them: there ought to be as many for love. - Margaret Atwood

Courage is not the towering oak that sees storms come and go; it is the fragile blossom that opens in the snow. - Alice M Swaim

Too many people are thinking of security instead of opportunity. They seem to be more afraid of life than death. - James F. Bymes

The only security men can have for their political liberty, consists in keeping their money in their own pockets. - Lysander Spooner

If you can't even acknowledge that you have to fix social security, that's not a very good starting point. - Rob Portman

People confuse amassing money with security, but it is not so. What a pity to confuse real security with making money. - Billy Graham

When we save the rain forest, the polar bear, and Al Gore, we should party so hard that Canada calls the cops on us for noise. - Paula Poundstone

In a world of complex threats, our security and leadership depends on all elements of our power - including strong and principled diplomacy. - Barack Obama

Social Security's not the hard one to solve. Medicare, that is the gorilla in the room, and you've got to put all of it on the table. - Joe Biden


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