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Mathematician's Truck

Now Bubba knows what his truck equals

Mathematician's Truck thanks to Phoebe Moll,Raub, North Dakota

Mathematician's Truck thanks to Phoebe Moll,Raub, North Dakota

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Mathematics has beauties of its own. - J.W.A. Young

I go to school, but I never learn what I want to know. - Bill Watterson

Pure mathematics, may it never be of any use to anyone. - Henry Smith

"Obvious" is the most dangerous word in mathematics. - Eric T. Bell

If a man's wit be wandering, let him study the mathematics. - Francis Bacon

I am a great fan of science, but I cannot do a quadratic equation. - Terry Pratchett

God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board. - Mark Twain

Texas is now a cornerstone of the electoral college for Republicans. - Ed Gillespie

A real New Yorker likes the sound of a garbage truck in the morning. - R.L. Stine

LAN: To borrow as in, 'Hey Delbert! LAN me yore truck.'” - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them. - John von Neumann

I see religion more as a truck stop on your way to figuring out who you are. - Brad Pitt

Mathematics consists of proving the most obvious thing in the least obvious way. - George Polya

Perhaps the most surprising thing about mathematics is that it is so surprising. - E.C. Titchmarsh

If you took love out of the equation, I wouldn't know what else to write about. - Nick Cave

For the things of this world cannot be made known without a knowledge of mathematics. - Roger Bacon

In the first place God made idiots. This was for practice. Then He made school boards. - Mark Twain

The college graduate is presented with a sheepskin to cover his intellectual nakedness. - Robert M. Hutchins

When I got outta High School I was driving a truck. I was just a poor boy from Memphis. - Elvis Presley

Nothing changes the gender equation more significantly than women's economic freedom. - Gloria Steinem

Growing up, I'd just be at home, playing tennis, spending my allowance on an ice-cream truck. - Venus Williams

University: 1. A college with a stadium seating more than sixty thousand; 2. A mental institution. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Everything's challenging for me, singing-wise. I'm like an old truck with one gear left on it. - Michael McDonald

True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the country. - Kurt Vonnegut

You learn how to be book smart in school, but you better not forget that you also need to be street smart. - Harvey Mackay

Finish last in your league and they call you idiot. Finish last in medical school and they call you doctor. - Abe Lemons

Truck Driver: 1. A man who has the opportunity to run into so many nice people; 2. A guy who goes the route. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It used to take me all vacation to grow a new hide in place of the one they flogged off me during school term. - Mark Twain

There are advantages to being President. The day after I was elected, I had my high school grades classified Top Secret. - Ronald Reagan

In my last year of school, I was voted Class Optimist and Class Pessimist. Looking back, I realize I was only half right. - Jack Nicholson

I went to a Catholic boys' school for a year, but that was to play hockey. Religion class was quite contentious for me. - Keanu Reeves

The Arc de Triomphe, the Eiffel Tower. They're monumental. They're straight out of Page 52 in your school history book. - Billy Crystal

Doctors are saying that each piece of bacon you eat takes 9 minutes off of your life. Based on that math, I should have died in 1732. - Unknown

Mathematics takes us into the region of absolute necessity, to which not only the actual word, but every possible word, must conform. - Bertrand Russell

You can't be afraid of getting old. Old is good, if you're gathering in life. Our band is good at understanding that equation. - Bruce Springsteen

Risk and failure is a part of our equation, and if you are seeing too little failure, you are actually probably not taking enough risks. - Peter Barris

I love to play hide and seek with my kid, but some days my goal is to find a hiding place where he can't find me until after high school. - Unknown

Faith is not logical. But it isn't illogical either. Faith is theological. It does not ignore reality; it just adds God into the equation. - Mark Batterson

I tell them that if they will occupy themselves with the study of mathematics they will find it the best remedy against the lusts of the flesh. - Thomas Mann

Mushroom: 1. A motel for quickies; 2. The place where they store the school food; 3. A room that has no sides, no walls, no doors and no ceilings. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com


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