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Moose are the squirrels of Alaska. - Tim Moon

Without music, life would be a mistake. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Never mistake activity for achievement. - John Wooden

I don't want to make the wrong mistake. - Yogi Berra

A mistake is simply another way of doing things. - E B White

He who never made a mistake never made a discovery. - Samuel Smiles

A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once. - Phyllis Diller

Pound for pound, the moose is the leanest ruminant on earth. - Daniel M Ortberg

The only real mistake is the one from which we learn nothing. - John Powell

Victory goes to the player who makes the next-to-last mistake. - Savielly Grigorievitch Tartakower

Failure is the key to success; each mistake teaches us something. - Morihei Ueshiba

An error doesn't become a mistake until you refuse to correct it. - Orlando A. Battista

The man who never makes a mistake always takes orders from one who does. - Unknown

A mistake is always forgivable, rarely excusable and always unacceptable. - Robert Fripp

Don't cling to a mistake just because you spent a lot of time making it. - Unknown

Many a man in love with a dimple makes the mistake of marrying the whole girl. - Stephen Leacock

Nobody made a greater mistake than he who did nothing because he could only do a little. - Edmund Burke

The greatest mistake you can make in life is to be continually fearing you will make one. - E Hubbard

People tend to mistake Groundhog Day. It's not important. It's just important fun. - Mike Johnston

It is a capital mistake to theorize before you have all the evidence. It biases the judgment. - Arthur Conan Doyle

The greatest mistake you can make in this life is to be continually fearing you will make one. - Elbert Hubbard

The proactive approach to a mistake is to acknowledge it instantly, correct and learn from it. - Stephen Covey

Don't make the mistake of treating your dogs like humans, or they'll treat you like dogs. - Martha Scott

I pranced around the room like a blind moose, but what I lacked in grace I made up for in effort. - Kiera Cass

A moose is an animal with horns on the front of its head and a hunting lodge wall on the back of it. - Groucho Marx

The easiest way to avoid wrong notes is to never open your mouth and sing. What a mistake that would be. - Pete Seeger

If you don't make mistakes, you're not working on hard enough problems. And that's a big mistake. - Unknown

Make no mistake. Canada is not a bilingual country. In fact it is less bilingual today than it has ever been. - Stephen Harper

A sadder but wiser man is a thousand times more agreeable to meet than the feller that never makes a mistake. - Kin Hubbard

Sometimes an alien would stand with a moose, not because of solidarity, but because of accidentally doing it. - Tao Lin

I know runners who have suffered a tick bite and ended up with Lyme disease. I'll take an angry moose any day. - Don Kardong

You can never make the same mistake twice because the second time you make it, it's not a mistake, it's a choice. - Unknown

The biggest mistake we see companies make when they first hit Twitter is to think about it as a channel to push out information. - Tim O'Reilly

Wolves directly affect the entire ecosystem, not just moose populations, their main prey, because less moose equals more tree growth. - Rolf Peterson

Every creature is better alive than dead, men and moose and pine trees, and he who understands it aright will rather preserve its life than destroy it. - Henry David Thoreau

I went camping and borrowed a circus tent by mistake. I didn't notice until I got it set up. People complained because they couldn't see the lake. - Steven Wright

The moose is singularly grotesque and awkward to look at. Why should it stand so high at the shoulders? Why have so long a head? Why have no tail to speak of? - Henry David Thoreau

He who joyfully marches in rank and file has already earned my contempt. He has been given a large brain by mistake, since for him the spinal cord would suffice. - Albert Einstein

Formerly, when religion was strong and science weak, men mistook magic for medicine; now, when science is strong and religion weak, men mistake medicine for magic. - Thomas Szasz

Unsuspecting people make a fatal mistake when they give their allegiance to a system of thought by focusing on its benefits while they ignore its systemic contradictions. - Ravi Zacharias


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