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You're my favorite mistake. - Sheryl Crow

Never mistake motion for action. - Ernest Hemingway

Woman was God's second mistake. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Without music, life would be a mistake. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

I don't want to make the wrong mistake. - Yogi Berra

Do not let us mistake necessary evils for good. - C S Lewis

A mistake is simply another way of doing things. - E B White

I'll never make the mistake of being 70 again. - Casey Stengel

That isn't the plural of moose. It's moosi. - Mikey Way

A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once. - Phyllis Diller

The only real mistake is the one from which we learn nothing. - John Powell

I'm as strong as a bull moose and you can use me to the limit. - Theodore Roosevelt

An error doesn't become a mistake until you refuse to correct it. - Orlando A. Battista

The biggest mistake we made as a company was betting too much on HTML5. - Mark Zuckerberg

The man who never makes a mistake always takes orders from one who does. - Unknown

Don't cling to a mistake just because you spent a lot of time making it. - Unknown

I've got to keep breathing. It'll be my worst business mistake if I don't. - Nathan Meyer Rothschild

The greatest mistake you can make in life is to continually be afraid you will make one. - Elbert Hubbard

Nobody made a greater mistake than he who did nothing because he could only do a little. - Edmund Burke

No one could make a greater mistake than he who did nothing because he could do only little. - Edmund Burke

It is a capital mistake to theorize before you have all the evidence. It biases the judgment. - Arthur Conan Doyle

The greatest mistake you can make in this life is to be continually fearing you will make one. - Elbert Hubbard

Don't make the mistake of treating your dogs like humans, or they'll treat you like dogs. - Martha Scott

A moose is an animal with horns on the front of its head and a hunting lodge wall on the back of it. - Groucho Marx

It is a mistake to look too far ahead. Only one link in the chain of destiny can be handled at a time. - Winston Churchill

If you don't make mistakes, you're not working on hard enough problems. And that's a big mistake. - Unknown

A sadder but wiser man is a thousand times more agreeable to meet than the feller that never makes a mistake. - Kin Hubbard

How would you like a job where, every time you make a mistake, a big red light goes on and 18,000 people boo? - Jacques Plante

I know runners who have suffered a tick bite and ended up with Lyme disease. I'll take an angry moose any day. - Don Kardong

It is more important to know where you are going than to get there quickly. Do not mistake activity for achievement. - Mabel Newcomber

The greatest mistake we humans make in our relationships: we listen half, understand quarter, think zero, and react double. - Unknown

I try to extract something positive from (every) situation, even if it's just learning not to make the same mistake twice. - Claudia Schiffer

To make no mistake is not in the power of man; but from their errors and mistakes the wise and good learn wisdom for the future. - Plutarch

My great mistake, the fault for which I can't forgive myself, is that one day I ceased my obstinate pursuit of my own individuality. - Oscar Wilde

Every creature is better alive than dead, men and moose and pine trees, and he who understands it aright will rather preserve its life than destroy it. - Henry David Thoreau

I went camping and borrowed a circus tent by mistake. I didn't notice until I got it set up. People complained because they couldn't see the lake. - Steven Wright

The moose is singularly grotesque and awkward to look at. Why should it stand so high at the shoulders? Why have so long a head? Why have no tail to speak of? - Henry David Thoreau

Most discussions of decision making assume that only senior executives make decisions or that only senior executives' decisions matter. This is a dangers mistake. - Peter F Drucker

Unsuspecting people make a fatal mistake when they give their allegiance to a system of thought by focusing on its benefits while they ignore its systemic contradictions. - Ravi Zacharias

Aristotle could have avoided the mistake of thinking that women have fewer teeth than men, by the simple device of asking Mrs. Aristotle to keep her mouth open while he counted. - Bertrand Russell


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