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Never mistake motion for action. - Ernest Hemingway

Woman was God's second mistake. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Never mistake endurance for hospitality. - Unknown

A mistake is simply another way of doing things. - E B White

He who never made a mistake never made a discovery. - Samuel Smiles

A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once. - Phyllis Diller

Pound for pound, the moose is the leanest ruminant on earth. - Daniel M Ortberg

Failure is the key to success; each mistake teaches us something. - Morihei Ueshiba

I'm as strong as a bull moose and you can use me to the limit. - Theodore Roosevelt

A mistake is always forgivable, rarely excusable and always unacceptable. - Robert Fripp

Don't cling to a mistake just because you spent a lot of time making it. - Unknown

One of the disadvantages of wine is that it makes a man mistake words for thoughts. - Samuel Johnson

I've got to keep breathing. It'll be my worst business mistake if I don't. - Nathan Meyer Rothschild

The greatest mistake you can make in life is to continually be afraid you will make one. - Elbert Hubbard

Moose: An animal that has a head and horns on one end and a living room wall on the other - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Programming is like sex: one mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life. - Michael Sinz

People tend to mistake Groundhog Day. It's not important. It's just important fun. - Mike Johnston

No one could make a greater mistake than he who did nothing because he could do only little. - Edmund Burke

It is a capital mistake to theorize before you have all the evidence. It biases the judgment. - Arthur Conan Doyle

Snaccident: Eating an entire pizza, box of chocolates, or family size bag of chips by mistake - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The greatest mistake you can make in this life is to be continually fearing you will make one. - Elbert Hubbard

I pranced around the room like a blind moose, but what I lacked in grace I made up for in effort. - Kiera Cass

A moose is an animal with horns on the front of its head and a hunting lodge wall on the back of it. - Groucho Marx

It is a mistake to look too far ahead. Only one link in the chain of destiny can be handled at a time. - Winston Churchill

The easiest way to avoid wrong notes is to never open your mouth and sing. What a mistake that would be. - Pete Seeger

The error of the past is the success of the future. A mistake is evidence that someone tried to do something. - Unknown

If you don't make mistakes, you're not working on hard enough problems. And that's a big mistake. - Unknown

Make no mistake. Canada is not a bilingual country. In fact it is less bilingual today than it has ever been. - Stephen Harper

A sadder but wiser man is a thousand times more agreeable to meet than the feller that never makes a mistake. - Kin Hubbard

In my experience of large enterprises, I have found it is often a mistake to try to settle everything at once. - Winston Churchill

They've finally come up with the perfect office computer. If it makes a mistake, it blames another computer. - Milton Berle

I know runners who have suffered a tick bite and ended up with Lyme disease. I'll take an angry moose any day. - Don Kardong

Kissing power is stronger than will power: Girls need to 'prove their love' like a moose needs a hat rack. - Abigail VanBuren

I try to extract something positive from (every) situation, even if it's just learning not to make the same mistake twice. - Claudia Schiffer

To make no mistake is not in the power of man; but from their errors and mistakes the wise and good learn wisdom for the future. - Plutarch

The biggest mistake we see companies make when they first hit Twitter is to think about it as a channel to push out information. - Tim O'Reilly

Hunters will tell you that a moose is a wily and ferocious forest creature. Nonsense. A moose is a cow drawn by a three-year-old. - Bill Bryson

He who joyfully marches in rank and file has already earned my contempt. He has been given a large brain by mistake, since for him the spinal cord would suffice. - Albert Einstein

Men are apt to mistake the strength of their feeling for the strength of their argument. The heated mind resents the chill touch and relentless scrutiny of logic. - William Gladstone

Unsuspecting people make a fatal mistake when they give their allegiance to a system of thought by focusing on its benefits while they ignore its systemic contradictions. - Ravi Zacharias


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