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I feel as fit as a bull moose. - Theodore Roosevelt

You're my favorite mistake. - Sheryl Crow

Moose are the squirrels of Alaska. - Tim Moon

Woman was God's second mistake. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Never mistake activity for achievement. - John Wooden

Do not let us mistake necessary evils for good. - C S Lewis

I'll never make the mistake of being 70 again. - Casey Stengel

He who never made a mistake never made a discovery. - Samuel Smiles

Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake. - Napoleon Bonaparte

A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once. - Phyllis Diller

The only real mistake is the one from which we learn nothing. - John Powell

Victory goes to the player who makes the next-to-last mistake. - Savielly Grigorievitch Tartakower

Failure is the key to success; each mistake teaches us something. - Morihei Ueshiba

An error doesn't become a mistake until you refuse to correct it. - Orlando A. Battista

The biggest mistake we made as a company was betting too much on HTML5. - Mark Zuckerberg

The man who never makes a mistake always takes orders from one who does. - Unknown

A mistake is always forgivable, rarely excusable and always unacceptable. - Robert Fripp

I've got to keep breathing. It'll be my worst business mistake if I don't. - Nathan Meyer Rothschild

Nobody made a greater mistake than he who did nothing because he could only do a little. - Edmund Burke

The greatest mistake you can make in life is to be continually fearing you will make one. - E Hubbard

Programming is like sex: one mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life. - Michael Sinz

I never made a mistake in grammar but once in my life, and as soon as I done it. I seen it. - Carl Sandburg

No one could make a greater mistake than he who did nothing because he could do only little. - Edmund Burke

It is a capital mistake to theorize before you have all the evidence. It biases the judgment. - Arthur Conan Doyle

The greatest mistake you can make in this life is to be continually fearing you will make one. - Elbert Hubbard

The proactive approach to a mistake is to acknowledge it instantly, correct and learn from it. - Stephen Covey

Don't make the mistake of treating your dogs like humans, or they'll treat you like dogs. - Martha Scott

The error of the past is the success of the future. A mistake is evidence that someone tried to do something. - Unknown

If you don't make mistakes, you're not working on hard enough problems. And that's a big mistake. - Unknown

I know runners who have suffered a tick bite and ended up with Lyme disease. I'll take an angry moose any day. - Don Kardong

You can never make the same mistake twice because the second time you make it, it's not a mistake, it's a choice. - Unknown

The biggest mistake we see companies make when they first hit Twitter is to think about it as a channel to push out information. - Tim O'Reilly

Wolves directly affect the entire ecosystem, not just moose populations, their main prey, because less moose equals more tree growth. - Rolf Peterson

Every creature is better alive than dead, men and moose and pine trees, and he who understands it aright will rather preserve its life than destroy it. - Henry David Thoreau

I went camping and borrowed a circus tent by mistake. I didn't notice until I got it set up. People complained because they couldn't see the lake. - Steven Wright

He who joyfully marches in rank and file has already earned my contempt. He has been given a large brain by mistake, since for him the spinal cord would suffice. - Albert Einstein

Formerly, when religion was strong and science weak, men mistook magic for medicine; now, when science is strong and religion weak, men mistake medicine for magic. - Thomas Szasz

If you want to go foraging into the wilds of Canada without proper gear, you deserve what you get, even if that happens to include being attacked by an undead moose. - Mira Grant

I don't think I've made mistakes. Every time somebody said I made a mistake, they do the polls and my numbers go up, so I guess I haven't made any mistakes. - Donald Trump

Unsuspecting people make a fatal mistake when they give their allegiance to a system of thought by focusing on its benefits while they ignore its systemic contradictions. - Ravi Zacharias


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