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Mozambique Lion Warning

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Mozambique Lion Warning thanks to Sylvia Broadhurst

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Those who will not risk cannot win. - John Paul Jones

Daniel: The founder of the Lions Club - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Safety doesn't happen by accident. - Unknown

Rise and rise again until lambs become lions. - Robin Hood

When spiders unite, they can tie down a lion. - Ethiopian Proverb

Don't risk more than you can afford to lose. - Joe Segal

When spiderwebs unite, they can halt even the lion. - African Proverb

Safety Belt: The one you don't drink before driving home - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Prophesy is a good line of business, but it is full of risks. - Mark Twain

Take calculated risks. That is quite different from being rash. - George S Patton

Sharks are the lions of the sea. They glamorize the oceanic glory. - Munia Khan

I don't trust a bank that would lend money to such a poor risk. - Robert Benchley

It is better to live one day as a lion, than a thousand days as lamb. - Roman Proverb

An army of sheep led by a lion would defeat an army of lions led by a sheep. - African Proverb

You cannot build God's reputation if you aren't willing to risk yours. - Mark Batterson

If you are not willing to risk the unusual, you will have to settle for the ordinary. - Jim Rohn

An army of deer led by a lion is more to be feared than an army of lions led by a deer. - Philip II

There are two types of risk in life: the danger of trying and the danger of not trying. - Nick Vujicic

Don't let your dreams rust! Listen to your youthful bells ringing loud inside of you. - Bernard Kelvin Clive

Flight Risk: Employees who are suspected of planning to leave a company or department soon - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Our technological powers increase, but the side effects and potential hazards also escalate. - Alvin Toffler

We are just tenants on this earth. We have been given a new lease, and a warning from the landlord. - Unknown

Learn to close your eyes and trust. Learn to open your heart and love. Learn to take the risk and fly. - Maxime Lagace

For us in Russia, communism is a dead dog, while, for many people in the West, it is still a living lion. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

It is better to remain silent at the risk of being thought a fool, than to talk and remove all doubt of it. - Maurice Switzer

Consuming mushrooms regularly has been associated with decreased risk of breast, stomach and colorectal cancers. - Joel Fuhrman

Speed Limit: The velocity one must exceed by approximately 10 MPH on a major highway or risk being run off the road - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When you're my age, you just never risk being ill - because then everyone says, "Oh, he's done for." - John Gielgud

Risk is not just part of life. It is life. The place between your comfort zone and your dream is where life takes place. - Nick Vujicic

Of course God knew what would happen if they used their freedom the wrong way: apparently, He thought it worth the risk. - C S Lewis

People shop and learn in a whole new way compared to just a few years ago, so marketers need to adapt or risk extinction. - Brian Halligan

I am sometimes a fox and sometimes a lion. The whole secret of government lies in knowing when to be the one or the other. - Napoleon Bonaparte

When you're stretching yourself, as a role like 'Blue Jasmine' did for me, you risk falling flat on your face. - Cate Blanchett

Animals are not our selfie props. If there's any risk that your photo is going to hurt or stress an animal, it's not worth it. - Angela Henderson

Risk and failure is a part of our equation, and if you are seeing too little failure, you are actually probably not taking enough risks. - Peter Barris

The last thing I ever wanted was to be alive when the three most powerful people on the whole planet would be named Bush, Dick and Colon. - Kurt Vonnegut

Never play with the feelings of others, because you may win the game, but the risk is that you will surely lose the person for life time. - William Shakespeare

The men who have done big things are those who were not afraid to attempt big things, who were not afraid to risk failure in order to gain success. - B.C. Forbes

Don't listen to those who say you're taking too big a chance. If no one ever took risks, Michelangelo would have painted the Sistine floor. - Neil Simon

Success in creating AI would be the biggest event in human history. Unfortunately, it might also be the last, unless we learn how to avoid the risks. - Stephen Hawking


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