New Parking Spot For Women

Wrong no man and write no woman. - Elbert Hubbard

Women should be obscene and not heard. - Groucho Marx

Men are from Mars, women are from Venus. - John Gray

Women would rather be right than reasonable. - Ogden Nash

A woman needs a man like a fish needs a net. - Cynthia Heimel

Age to women is like Kryptonite to Superman. - Kathy Lette

Broom parking only; all others will be toad. - Unknown

Didn't he take the exercise tax off cars? - Archie Bunker

Her husband was infidelicate with another woman. - Archie Bunker

Crying is for plain women. Pretty women go shopping. - Oscar Wilde

A wit should be no more sincere than a woman constant. - William Congreve

Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place. - Billy Crystal

Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth. - Erma Bombeck

I think housework is the reason most women go to the office. - Heloise Cruse

Irene Lorenzo, queen of the Women's Lubrication Movement. - Archie Bunker

I would go out with women my age, but there are no women my age. - George Burns

Surely a pretty woman never looks prettier than when making tea. - Mary E. Braddon

She's loaded with this, waddya call, women's intermission. - Archie Bunker

Give me a woman who truly loves beer and I will conquer the world. - Kaiser Willhelm II

Misogynist: A man who hates women as much as women hate one another. - H L Mencken

That woman speaks eighteen languages and can't say no in any of them. - Dorothy Parker

The test of a man or woman's breeding is how they behave in a quarrel. - George Bernard Shaw

A woman will flirt with anybody in the world as long as other people are looking on. - Oscar Wilde

Women over thirty are at their best, but men over thirty are too old to recognize it. - Jean-Paul Belmondo

Let praise be given equally to women as well as men who have been distinguished in virtue. - Plato

It is easier for a woman to defend her virtue against men than her reputation against women. - French Proverb

The age of a woman doesn't mean a thing. The best tunes are played on the oldest fiddles. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Feminism was established so as to allow unattractive women access to the mainstream of society. - Rush Limbaugh

To my eye, women get sexier around 35. They know a thing or two, and knowledge is always alluring. - Pierce Brosnan

I'm going to the backseat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for ten minutes. - Homer Simpson

Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and just give her a house. - Rod Stewart

I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with the word 'Guess' on it. I said, "Thyroid problem?" - Arnold Schwarzenegger

Never try to impress a woman because if you do, you'll have to keep up that standard the rest of your life. - WC Fields

The scorn men express for a male who does housework is exceeded only by their aversion to a woman who doesn't. - Penny Kome

For all of the fights I have had in my life, both on and off the ice, I have only been in the back of a cop car once. - Tie Domi

It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawn mower, snowblower and vacuum cleaner. - Ben Bergor

A study in the Washington Post says that women have better verbal skills than men. I just want to say to the authors of that study: Duh. - Conan O'Brien

I had very good dentures once. Some magnificent gold work. It's the only form of jewelry a man can wear that women fully appreciate. - Graham Greene

Like many other women, I could not understand why every man who changed a diaper has felt impelled, in recent years, to write a book about it. - Barbara Ehrenreich

A woman with confidence is hypnotic. A smile is mesmerizing. Presence, openness, a sense of humor - these are all things that make a woman attractive. - Jessica Ortner