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The woman that deliberates is lost. - Joseph Addison

There are no ugly women, only lazy ones. - Helena Rubinstein

I'm a woman who wants her chocolate. - Jessica Simpson

A woman's work is never done - by men. - Unknown

Behind every good woman is a lot of chocolate. - Unknown

Her husband was infidelicate with another woman. - Archie Bunker

Taking joy in life is a woman's best cosmetic. - Rosalind Russell

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. - Jim Carrey

As Unto The Bow The Cord Is, So Unto The Man Is Woman - Longfellow

A woman's always younger than a man of equal years. - Elizabeth Barrett Browning

I hate women because they always know where things are. - Voltaire

A weeping man and a smiling woman are not to be trusted. - Indian Proverb

Masseuse: A woman who doesn't keep her hands to herself - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

There's a lot involved in going to the bathroom for women. - Leah Remini

Trust no friend without faults, and love a woman, but no angel. - Doris Lessing

A meal without cheese is like a beautiful woman who lacks an eye. - Jean A Brillat-Savarin

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

We all thought we'd have flying cars by now, but we don't. - Dana Brunetti

Women with pasts interest men. They hope history will repeat itself. - Mae West

To attract men, I wear a perfume called "New Car Interior". - Rita Rudner

A private railroad car is not an acquired taste. One takes to it immediately. - Eleanor R. Belmont

No woman should ever be quite accurate about her age. It looks so calculating. - Oscar Wilde

Beauty is the first present nature gives to a woman and the first it takes away. - Fay Weldon

If you think women are the weaker sex, try pulling the blanket back to your side. - Stuart Turner

When I passed 40 I dropped pretence, 'cause men like women who got some sense. - Maya Angelou

A woman will flirt with anybody in the world as long as other people are looking on. - Oscar Wilde

Women have a hard enough time in this world; telling them the truth would be too cruel. - H L Mencken

Amnesia: The condition that enables a woman who has gone through labour to have sex again. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

By the time a woman realizes her mother was right, she has a daughter who thinks she's wrong. - Unknown

Beauty Parlor: 1. A place where women curl up and dye; 2. A place where everybody knows your MANE. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy. - Erica Jong

An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets the more interested he is in her. - Agatha Christie

They say women talk too much. If you have worked in Congress you know that the filibuster was invented by men. - Clare Boothe Luce

The true man wants two things: danger and play. For that reason he wants woman, as the most dangerous plaything. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Women marry men hoping they will change. Men marry women hoping they will not. So each is inevitably disappointed. - Albert Einstein

Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped. - Sam Levenson

Being with a woman all night never hurt no professional baseball player. It's staying up all night looking for a woman that does him in. - Casey Stengel

Blessed be Providence which has given to each his toy: the doll to the child, the child to the woman, the woman to the man, the man to the devil. - Victor Hugo

A woman would never make a nuclear bomb. They would never make a weapon that kills. They'd make a weapon that makes you feel bad for a while. - Robin Williams

When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask me if I'm leaving. - Steven Wright


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