New Parking Spot For Women

Parking is such street sorrow. - Herb Caen

Wrong no man and write no woman. - Elbert Hubbard

Women want love to be a novel. Men, a short story. - Daphne du Maurier

A man without a woman is like a neck without a pain. - WC Fields

Feminism is a wonderful idea until the car goes wrong. - Nicola Zweig

He has a woman's name and wears makeup. How original. - Alice Cooper

Organ Recital: A group of women discussing their operations - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I had to stop driving my car for a while - the tires got dizzy. - Steven Wright

Thinnest Book in the World: 'What Men Know About Women' - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

She's loaded with this, waddya call, women's intermission. - Archie Bunker

The three words every woman really longs to hear: I'll clean up. - Molly Shannon

Some say women are addicted to chocolate. I say we're merely loyal. - Cathy Guisewite

No one but a woman in love ever sees the maximum of men's greatness. - Anais Nin

Joy Of Motherhood: What a woman experiences when all the kids are in bed - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A woman must have money and a room of her own if she is to write fiction. - Virginia Woolf

A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's: She changes it more often. - Oliver Herford

Coquette: A woman without a heart, who makes a fool of a man who has no head - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

In 1969 I gave up women and alcohol - it was the worst 20 minutes of my life. - George Best

He who has two women loses his soul. But he who has two homes loses his mind. - Ancient Proverb

A woman's best love letters are always written to the man she is betraying. - Lawrence Durrell

If you think women are the weaker sex, try pulling the blanket back to your side. - Stuart Turner

Enthusiasm is a vital element toward the individual success of every man or woman. - Conrad Hilton

Co-Operation: An exchange between a woman and a man in which she coos and he operates - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The Book of Life begins with a man and woman in a garden, and it ends with Revelations. - Oscar Wilde

Amnesia: The condition that enables a woman who has gone through labour to have sex again. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Looking at how successful all the Kardashian women are, I don't blame Bruce Jenner at all. - Trevor Noah

A suburban mother's role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after. - Peter DeVries

Golden Age: When the kids are too old to need baby-sitters and too young to borrow the family car - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

By the time a woman realizes her mother was right, she has a daughter who thinks she's wrong. - Unknown

My love life is terrible. The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty. - Woody Allen

A woman, especially if she has the misfortune of knowing anything, should conceal it as well as she can. - Jane Austen

Education can get you the only thing that really matters in today's world - an assigned parking space. - Gene Perret

There goes a woman who knows all the things that can be taught and none of the things that cannot be taught. - Coco Chanel

Women are the most powerful magnet in the universe. And all men are cheap metal. And we all know where north is. - Larry Miller

I wanted to be the first woman to burn her bra, but it would have taken the fire department four days to put it out. - Dolly Parton

For all of the fights I have had in my life, both on and off the ice, I have only been in the back of a cop car once. - Tie Domi

There is nothing in the world like the devotion of a married woman. It is a thing no married man knows anything about. - Oscar Wilde

How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on treating her as if she were a perfectly normal human being. - Oscar Wilde

I'm always worried when a woman sees me naked for the first time. That she's just gonna scream and run out of the park. - Gary Delaney

With my wife I don't get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to "the best woman a man ever had." The waiter joined me. - Rodney Dangerfield