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Only in Bora Bora - Water Dining

Fine dining in Bora Bora, French Polynesia/South Pacific

Only in Bora Bora - Water Dining thanks to Nico

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Scenery is fine but human nature is finer. - John Keats

Literature is a luxury; fiction is a necessity. - G K Chesterton

I don't believe in dining on an empty stomach. - WC Fields

The English contribution to world cuisine. The chip. - John Cleese

Costumes and scenery alone will not attract audiences. - Anna Held

Luxury must be comfortable, otherwise it is not luxury. - Coco Chanel

You are now traveling into the paradise of the scholars. - Caspar Wolff

My theory is that all of Scottish cuisine is based on a dare. - Mike Myers

I can see myself before myself - a being through dark scenery. - Dejan Stojanovic

I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library. - Jorge Luis Borges

Mountains are the beginning and the end of all natural scenery. - John Ruskin

If one cannot catch the bird of paradise, better take a wet hen. - Nikita Krushchev

Drive slow and enjoy the scenery. Drive fast and join the scenery. - Douglas Horton

When you're on a merry-go-round, you miss a lot of the scenery. - Neil Diamond

If anybody starts using me as scenery, I'll return to New York. - Grace Kelly

The bird of paradise alights only upon the hand that does not grasp. - John Berry

If there is a paradise on earth, it is this, it is this, it is this. - Babur

An optimist is someone who gets treed by a lion but enjoys the scenery. - Walter Winchell

There's so little money in my bank account, my scenic checks show a ghetto. - Phyllis Diller

In our progress towards the goal, we ever see more and more enchanting scenery. - Mahatma Gandhi

Children need the freedom and time to play. Play is not a luxury. Play is a necessity. - Kay R. Jamison

Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. - Lewis Grizzard

Paradise is here or nowhere: you must take your joy with you or you will never find it. - O.S. Marden

Who has not sat before his own heart's curtain? It lifts: and the scenery is falling apart. - Rainer M. Rilke

All are inclined to believe that they covet, from a lottery ticket up to a passport to Paradise. - Lord Byron

A sentimentalist is simply one who desires to have the luxury of an emotion without paying for it. - Oscar Wilde

Chocolate symbolizes, as does no other food, luxury, comfort, sensuality, gratification, and love. - Karl Petzke

The really happy person is the one who can enjoy the scenery, even when they have to take a detour. - James H. Jeans

I just want to make pictures that are entertaining. I'll leave the scenery chewing to someone else. - Alan Ladd

Bathtubs are the epitome of luxury. Either you have no money to own one or you have no time to use one. - Akilnathan Logeswaran

He that does good for good's sake seeks neither paradise nor reward, but he is sure of both in the end. - William Penn

The key to a better life isn't always a change of scenery. Sometimes it simply requires opening your eyes. - Richelle E. Goodrich

Because of their cuisine, Germans don't consider farting rude. They'd certainly be out of luck if they did. - P.J. O'Rourke

New Zealand was one of the most beautiful countries to drive through for the scenery and the vast scale of the place. - Louise Nurding

When a poet digs himself into a hole, he doesn't climb out. He digs deeper, enjoys the scenery, and comes out the other side enlightened. - Criss Jami


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