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People Half-Movers thanks to Graham Clark

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Things do not change; we change. - Henry David Thoreau

Speech is the small change of silence. - George Meredith

Trying is the first step towards failure. - Homer Simpson

Moving fast is not the same as going somewhere. - Robert Anthony

One word of encouragement can change the world. - Debbie Macomber

Four wheels move the body. Two wheels move the soul. - Unknown

Music can change the world because it can change people. - Bono

Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies. - Milton Berle

I always thought of losing my virginity as a career move. - Madonna

One may walk over the highest mountain one step at a time. - John Wanamaker

It is only the wisest and the stupidest that cannot change. - Confucius

The first step to knowledge is to know that we are ignorant. - Cecil

If the plan does not work, change the plan, but never the goal. - Unknown

Very often a change of self is needed more than a change of scene. - Unknown

I don't really get romance. Bring me fish or moose, not flowers. - Eden Robinson

Forgiveness does not change the past, but it does enlarge the future. - Paul Boese

He has so many muscles he has to make an appointment to move his fingers. - Phyllis Diller

When you change the way you look at things, the things you look at change. - Wayne Dyer

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. - Sharon Stone

Business is like riding a bicycle. Either you keep moving or you fall down. - John D. Wright

I believe in trusting men, not only once but twice - in giving a failure another change. - James C Penney

Life is short, and there is too much time wasted bearing grudges, and I like to move on. - Sam Taylor-Johnson

I want to break something, or hit something, but I am afraid to move, so I start crying instead. - Veronica Roth

The great thing in this world is not so much where you stand, as in what direction you are moving. - Oliver Wendell-Holmes

There are many things we do not want in this world. Let us not just mourn them; let us change them. - Ferdinand Marcos

Change is not always progress. A fever of newness has been everywhere confused with the spirit of progress. - Henry Ford

Confront your fears, list them, get to know them, and only then will you be able to put them aside and move ahead. - Jerry Gille

Remember that to change your mind and follow him who sets you right is to be none the less free than you were before. - Marcus Aurelius

A relationship without trust is like a car without gas. You can stay in it all you want, but it won't go anywhere. - Jay Shetty

An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut

As there is but one step from the sublime to the ridiculous, so also there is but one from the ridiculous to the sublime. - Samuel Butler

The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your relationships. The quality of your business is no different. - Harvey Mackay

Vision without action is merely a dream. Action without vision just passes the time. Vision with action can change the world. - Joel Arthur Barker

It's really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to be with other people. - Axl Rose

The Internet is the most important single development in the history of human communication since the invention of call waiting. - Dave Barry

Optimist: someone who figures that taking a step backward after taking a step forward is not a disaster; it's more like a cha-cha. - Robert Brault

Men may change their climate, but they cannot change their nature. A man that goes out a fool cannot ride or sail himself into common sense. - Joseph Addison

Never look down to test the ground before taking your next step; only he who keeps his eye fixed on the far horizon will find his right road. - Dag Hammarskjold

Have a bias towards action - let's see something happen now. You can break that big plan into small steps and take the first step right away. - Indira Gandhi

Forgiveness is the best form of love in any relationship. It takes a strong person to say they're sorry, and an even stronger person to forgive. - Yolanda Hadid


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