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One shoe change can change your life. - Cinderella

Death ends a life, not a relationship. - Jack Lemmon

Religions change; beer and wine remain. - Hervey Allen

When Irish eyes are smiling, watch your step. - Gerald Kersh

Moving fast is not the same as going somewhere. - Robert Anthony

Treasure your relationships, not your possessions. - Anthony J. D'Angelo

If you want to make enemies, try to change something. - Woodrow Wilson

Change is inevitable... except from vending machines. - Steven Wright

Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be. - John Wooden

Those who cannot change their minds cannot change anything. - George Bernard Shaw

The moment my legs begin to move, my thoughts begin to flow. - Henry David Thoreau

Discontent is the first step in the progress of a man or a nation. - Oscar Wilde

Just one positive thought in the morning can change your whole day. - Unknown

Cause Change & Lead
Accept Change & Survive
Resist Change & Die - Ray Norda

Although there is no progress without change, not all change is progress. - John Wooden

Since we cannot change reality, let us change the eyes which see reality. - Nikos Kazantzakis

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. - Sharon Stone

If I had to do my life over, I would change every single thing that I have done. - Ray Davies

You never have to change anything you got up in the middle of the night to write. - Saul Bellow

The result of bad communication is a disconnection between strategy and execution. - Chuck Martin

Actions, looks, words and steps form the alphabet by which you may spell character. - Johann Kasper Lavater

Money and success don't change people; they merely amplify what is already there. - Will Smith

Change is an easy panacea. It takes character to stay in one place and be happy there. - Elizabeth Clarke Dunn

Move fast and break things. Unless you are breaking stuff, you are not moving fast enough. - Mark Zuckerberg

The wheel of change moves on, and those who were down go up, and those who were up go down. - Jawaharial Nehru

I can't stop moving. I'm like this weird insect. I can't sit still in real life. - Robin Wright

The easiest kind of relationship for me is with ten thousand people. The hardest is with one. - Joan Baez

Real, sustainable community change requires the initiative and engagement of community members. - Helene D Gayle

To exist is to change, to change is to mature, to mature is to go on creating oneself endlessly. - Henri L. Bergson

It's not about how hard you can hit; it's about how hard you can get hit and keep moving forward. - Rocky Balboa

Pigeons are gentle and smart and have complex social relationships. Their hearing and vision are both excellent. - Ingrid Newkirk

When obstacles arise, you change your direction to reach your goal. You do not change your decision to get there. - Zig Ziglar

Women marry men hoping they will change. Men marry women hoping they will not. So each is inevitably disappointed. - Albert Einstein

Relationships are about give and take; not tit-for-tat. If you're keeping score, you'll lose at your own game. - Faydra D. Fields

No real social change has ever been brought about without a revolution... revolution is but thought carried into action. - Emma Goldman

Forgiveness is a way of opening up the doors again and moving forward, whether it's a personal life or a national life. - Hillary Clinton

Twenty years of romance make a woman look like a ruin, but twenty years of marriage make her something like a public building. - Oscar Wilde

Never doubt that a small group of thoughtful, committed citizens can change the world. Indeed, it is the only thing that ever has. - Margaret Mead

The talk you hear about adapting to change is not only stupid, it's dangerous. The only way you can manage change is to create it. - Peter F Drucker

We do not need magic to change the world, we carry all the power we need inside ourselves already; we have the power to imagine better. - J K Rowling


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