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People Half-Movers

Moving people one step at a time

People Half-Movers thanks to Graham Clark

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Either move or be moved. - Ezra Pound

Things do not change; we change. - Henry David Thoreau

Pants: Something a dog does and a man steps into - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies. - Milton Berle

After all, it's only moving shadows on a silver screen. - Richard Fleischer

Work and struggle, and never accept an evil that you can change. - Andre Gide

Extremists think 'communication' means agreeing with them. - Leo Rosten

Most women are afraid of clowns, but somehow end up still dating one. - Unknown

Do not the most moving moments of our lives find us all without words? - Marcel Marceau

The 3 fastest means of communication: Twitter; Telephone; Tell a woman. - Unknown

If your world doesn't allow you to dream, move to one where you can. - Billy Idol

The most important thing in communication is hearing what isn't said. - Peter F Drucker

If I want to knock a story off the front page, I just change my hairstyle. - Hillary Clinton

When I step into this library, I cannot understand why I ever step out of it. - Marie de Sevigne

It is said to be the manner of hypochondriacs to change often their physician. - William Cullen

How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb? How many can you afford? - Blanche Knott

You can break that big plan into small steps and take the first step right away. - Indira Gandhi

Money and success don't change people; they merely amplify what is already there. - Will Smith

A Caterpie may change into a Butterfree, but the heart that beats inside remains the same. - Brock

The world has entered an era of the most profound and challenging change in human history. - Stephen Covey

I can't stop moving. I'm like this weird insect. I can't sit still in real life. - Robin Wright

Judging a child taking his first steps for not being able to run a marathon is shortsighted. - Tyler Winklevoss

The great thing in this world is not so much where we stand as in what direction we are moving. - Oliver Wendall Holmes, Sr.

The function of prayer is not to influence God, but rather to change the nature of the one who prays. - Soren Kierkegaard

Iceomaniac: One who has to go out of their way to step on thin ice to hear a satisfying crunching sound - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A small group of thoughtful people could change the world. Indeed, it's the only thing that ever has. - Margaret Mead

When it is obvious that the goals cannot be reached, don't adjust the goals, adjust the action steps. - Confucius

Dreams are the seeds of change. Nothing ever grows without a seed, and nothing ever changes without a dream. - Debby Boone

What we think determines what happens to us, so if we want to change our lives, we need to stretch our minds. - Wayne Dyer

We dream to give ourselves hope. To stop dreaming - well, that's like saying you can never change your fate. - Amy Tan

When ordinary people decide to step out and be part of something big, that's when they become extraordinary. - Brett Harris

What would happen if we were all brave enough to be a little bit more ambitious? I think the world would change. - Reese Witherspoon

The vision must be followed by the venture. It is not enough to stare up the steps - we must step up the stairs. - Vance Havner

With some diseases, like type 2 diabetes, if people get alerted early, they can take steps to avert getting sick. - Elizabeth Holmes

The main business of a lawyer is to take the romance, the mystery, the irony, the ambiguity out of everything he touches. - Antonin Scalia

It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker

The most important thing that I learned in growing up is that forgiveness is something that, when you do it, you free yourself to move on. - Tyler Perry

Passover and Easter are the only Jewish and Christian holidays that move in sync, like the ice skating pairs we saw during the winter Olympics. - Marvin Olasky

This is love: to fly toward a secret sky, to cause a hundred veils to fall each moment. First to let go of life. Finally, to take a step without feet. - Rumi

This 'telephone' has too many shortcomings to be seriously considered as a means of communication. The device is inherently of no value to us. - Unknown


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