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People Half-Movers

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People Half-Movers thanks to Graham Clark

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One shoe change can change your life. - Cinderella

Religions change; beer and wine remain. - Hervey Allen

Compromises are for relationships, not wine. - Robert S Caywood

Step aside Coffee. This is a job for Alcohol. - Unknown

Change begins at the end of your comfort zone. - Roy T Bennett

Someday change will be accepted as life itself. - Shirley MacLaine

The first step is you have to say that you can. - Will Smith

Change is not merely necessary to life, it is life. - Alvin Toffler

If it doesn't challenge you, it won't change you. - Fred Devito

Relationships are like a walk in the park. Jurassic Park. - Unknown

If a relationship has to be a secret, you shouldn't be in it. - Unknown

Discontent is the first step in the progress of a man or a nation. - Oscar Wilde

Win as if you were used to it. Lose as if you enjoyed it for a change. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Love is something eternal; the aspect may change, but not the essence. - Vincent van Gogh

Do not the most moving moments of our lives find us all without words? - Marcel Marceau

He has so many muscles he has to make an appointment to move his fingers. - Phyllis Diller

Cause Change & Lead
Accept Change & Survive
Resist Change & Die - Ray Norda

Hope is the power that gives a person the confidence to step out and try. - Zig Ziglar

Sometimes the best communication happens when you're on separate bikes. - Unknown

Peppering your relationship with a dash of mystery can make it far more palatable. - Khang K. Nguyen

The result of bad communication is a disconnection between strategy and execution. - Chuck Martin

Getting knocked down in life is a given. Getting up and moving forward is a choice. - Zig Ziglar

If we could see the miracle of a single flower clearly, our whole life would change. - Buddha

Life is like an ever-shifting kaleidoscope - a slight change and all patterns alter. - Susan Salzberg

Money and success don't change people; they merely amplify what is already there. - Will Smith

Wars of nations are fought to change maps. But wars of poverty are fought to map change. - Muhammad Ali

Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to change the locks. - Doug Larson

A habit cannot be tossed out the window. It must be coaxed down the stairs a step at a time. - Mark Twain

A true relationship is when you can tell each other anything and everything. No secrets, no lies. - Unknown

We dream to give ourselves hope. To stop dreaming - well, that's like saying you can never change your fate. - Amy Tan

Women marry men hoping they will change. Men marry women hoping they will not. So each is inevitably disappointed. - Albert Einstein

Why does a woman work ten years to change a man's habits and then complain that he's not the man she married? - Barbara Streisand

If you want to make a permanent change, stop focusing on the size of your problems and start focusing on the size of you. - T. Harv Eker

I handed in a script last year and the studio didn't change one word. The word they didn't change was on page 87. - Steve Martin

Twenty years of romance make a woman look like a ruin, but twenty years of marriage make her something like a public building. - Oscar Wilde

A good friend will help you move. A really good friend will help you move a body - let me know if I ever need to bring a shovel. - Unknown

Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing. - William James

I'm a storyteller - that's the chief function of a director. And they're moving pictures, let's make 'em move! - Howard Hawks

Sometimes a miracle is a change in material conditions, such as physical healing. At other times, it is a psychological or emotional change. - Marianne Williamson

The first step in the acquisition of wisdom is silence, the second listening, the third memory, the fourth practice, the fifth teaching others. - Solomon Ibn Gabriol


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